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>>46603179
Wrong.

>>46603179
>chanta

>>46603179
Ran is the mom hu
Surrender your children for foxification

>>46603284
But I wanna be her child

>>46603272
grow up

>>46603251
Byakuren would make me do Buddhist shit though

>>46603179
Mommy!

>>46603179
>>46603918
>>46603284
Ran would be a good mommy for sure, but I dunno about the best.

>>46603251
Wrong.

>>46603918
That's not water...

>>46603179
>Ran would make the absolute best wife and mother
Ran isn't good at being either of those.
Her severely inhibited ability to think for herself and lack of creativity makes her lousy at connecting to other people and social interactions beyond the highly regimented and formal are alien to her, as empathy is suppressed and her actions are driven by reason and routine.
Sex with her feels mechanical and will be the same every time. She is unable to adapt herself to her partner, and is unable to sense what they find more pleasurable and how to make them enjoy themselves more.
Emotionally she's no better, and would provide little support for her spouse. If all you desire from a wife is dinner and a hot bath, this may be adequate, but most of us would want a little more.
She's not any better at handling children, either. Unable to comprehend its behavior or bond with it emotionally, she would attempt to turn it into a shikigami to "fix" it. This would severely hamper its natural development and prevent it from growing into a healthy individual, leaving it severely damaged and unable to function as a person or a shikigami. It's like giving a kid severe brain damage.

So no, Ran is distinctly at the bottom of the wifeability index, only surpassed in terribleness by Seija.

>>46604602
Yeah yeah retard. Same shitty script different day.

Yeah, I agree.

I think she would give her very best and that would be alot.

Whoops forgot pic. My bad.

I wish I could tenderly hold her in this fan art...

>>46604602
Very true anon. It would be much wiser to dream of establishing a family with someone who has already demonstrated the capability to bear children and to deeply care for them. Besides, there's few things more beatiful than comforting a widow.

It feels like a chore to post in recent Ran threads.

>>46605141
Sounds like you are fatigued by your love of her. Maybe you need to spice things up to keep it interesting.

>>46605125
Exactly.
Just think about how happy you could be with a purely motherly wife, helping her find happiness after her terrible loss and embrace a wonderful future together with her new husband and child, knowing that she will never have to face such a betrayal ever again.
Far better than some yakuza haphazardly reprogrammed into a servant by some youkai.

I think Yukari and Chen care about Ran more than they let on.

>>46605125
great taste

Ran dutifully does what she must but we will always wonder just what things she may be holding back that would fulfill her more.

>>46603179
>>46605125
fox fight! fox fight!

I wouldn't want to get on Rans bad side. It would take a looong time to make up for whatever was done I bet. I feel like she would have a higher expectation of those whom she associates with.

>>46603179
That may be true, but to get close to her you'll have to surrender control of your prostate.

>>46605125
This used goods let her children die lmao. Last i checked Chen is alive.

I wonder how musically inclined Ran is.

>>46605879
Chen is a hundred years old nekomata remodelled into a shikigami. She is not a child.
She is, however, very stupid.

>>46606146
>She is, however, very stupid.
so she's a child. Must nurture and keep safe.

Chen is not stupid. She's been known to assist Ran and Yukari in battle.

>>46606213
doesn't mean she's less stupid

>>46606161
That's more of a programming issue. Ran is nowhere near as capable as Yukari and produced kind of a lousy shikigami that can't even handle a little water and needs to be controlled with catnip.
If Ran ever actually gives birth to a child (good luck with Yukari around), we can consider her actual ability to raise a child, but for now we can safely consider that the problems with Chen cannot be fixed by training the bakeneko.

Long Chen is long. This is very useful in the defense of Ran and Yukari you know.

>>46606234
You mean one is inherently stupid if you are completely surrounded by two very intelligent, experienced and wise people?

Well, perhaps she isn't as gifted as Ran and Yukari, but you don't call a kid stupid just because she is young and inexperienced.

>>46606271
>Well, perhaps she isn't as gifted as Ran and Yukari, but you don't call a kid stupid just because she is young and inexperienced.
guess you're right. Sorry for calling you a stupid cat, Chen!

>>46606291
Let's just wait and see what she is like when she is more of a teen/young adult.

I bet Ran's feet get really sore standing on them all day, and really sweaty being in socks all day....

>>46603179
I'd actually go for Sakuya. Having her around seems more fun

>>46608516
Sakuya should not hang around children

Hey guys, I am going back to Japan in May for about a month and this time now that I am more oriented with things and seen many of the main sites I want to geek out some and look for Ran/Touhou/Old Anime merch. Are there many shops that don't advertise on the net like Mandarake, Suruga-Ya, yahoo auctions does?

Where would be the best place to find some Ran stuff that isn't already advertised on the net?

>>46605879
Yes, Junko may have history with one other man, but it's a preposterous to think of Ran as some kind of a virgin. She spent great many years in Animal Spirit Realm. She has taken in beast fiend cock into every orifice of her body from every possible angle and upside down. As for "letting her children die", getting murdered is rather different from neglect, which Yukari's meat robot would no doubt show towards any hypothetical offspring of hers.

>>46603251
Good luck relieving any sexual tension at all during your teenage years.

>>46609612
especially with such a hot mom.

>>46609612
I think you mean "good luck keeping your virginity intact with Murasa and Nue around".

>>46609691
Well I think I have a new sexual fantasy.

>>46609733
Being molested on a daily basis by your mom's "Buddhist" disciples while she is perfectly aware but pretends not to notice because dealing with it sounds like a pain?
Fathering a half-dozen children before you even reach the age of adulthood while they're publicly known as miraculous virgin births?
Not being able to recite any Buddhist mantra but knowing every groove, twist, and turn of a woman's body?

Is that really the life you're hoping for, anon?

>>46609878
If it's with those two girls, I might just be okay with that. I have a thing for tomboyish girls with black hair and pale skin, I have done since as long as I can remember.
It's not even really a question of if I want to, it's a question of how long I can resist temptation. Two of them is just too much for me.

Ran is fox!

test

>>46610069
Loud and clear!

>>46609592
Everything you said is pure speculation. We know that Junko is used goods and there's no proof that Ran took beast cock. If anything her ''MAIDEN'S'' illusionary funeral theme points to her being a virgin. Face it, JUNKo is a used up retarded whore who would force you to play second fiddle to her stupid dead family.

>>46612556
>If anything her ''MAIDEN'S'' illusionary funeral theme points to her being a virgin.
I want to bully the fox over and over again for managing to reach like a thousand years without managing to snag one (1) lover ever.

>>46613254
Bully? I'd rather marry her and take her thousand years virginity! After that I'll have her absorb me and rebirth me so that i'm her son!