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Beatrice
+Shows grace
+Gives resourceful items
+Big Breasts
+Smokes golden butterflies
*Is gold and has blond hair
-Silly moments
-Witch fights are stupid
-Won't shut up, does more talking than fighting
-Crackles like an idiot
-Self reflective / insecure / meta existence
-Loses a lot
-Immature
?Can't be seen by most people
Bayonetta
+Big Breasts
+Mature visage
+Real weapons
+Actually fights her own battles
+Kills angels
+Big butt
+Smooth talker
+Black hair, black outfit
+Glasses
-Not very serious
-Friends with a negro
?Can control when she is seen

>> No.4738096

bayonetta is much more sexy than beatrice

>> No.4738107

I thought this thread was dumb when you made it on /bun/, and my opinion hasn't changed.

>> No.4738117

>>4738107
Shut it Jones.

>> No.4738118

>>4738107
I didn't realise you go to /bun/ Jones.

>> No.4738116

Bayonetta, you're a mystery
you come along with a destiny

>> No.4738120

Bayonetta knows about popping caps in asses so I'm gonna have to go with her, sorry Beatoriche.

>> No.4738122

>>4738118
He's the admin of course he goes

>> No.4738124

>>4738118
Jones is /bun/

>> No.4738126

>>4738118

Even with all the Anons constantly telling him to go back there?

>> No.4738130

Jones hates /bun/, he talks about it all the time.

>> No.4738134

What's with people posting with #fortune in the e-mail field lately?

>> No.4738138

>>4738134
moot was trying to give us an old /b/ feel

>> No.4738140

>>4738134
New addon.

>> No.4738145
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4738145

I think beato is a much more interesting character

>> No.4738149

>>4738134
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>> No.4738153

test

>> No.4738160

But, Beatrice looks look a woman and not a mutant.

>> No.4738168

>>4738160
I think bayonetta looks more realistic than beatrice does

>> No.4738169

Bayonetta is one of the ugliest female characters ever. I can't stand to play this game because of that.

I wonder what kind of drugs the character designers were on when they created her and thought this was going to be good.

>> No.4738175

>>4738169
I bet you dont have a pinch of reason behind that statement

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4738176

>Realistic
>80% legs, man

>> No.4738180

>>4738169
Just put on the hooded witch outfit if you don't like her design.

>> No.4738181

>>4738176
>He doesn't know human anatomy

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4738196

>>4738181

You don't need to know math to know that Bayonette's proportions are impossible.

thx for being reeliztick, duude.

>> No.4738198

>>4738175
Oh yeah ? I think she looks like shit, why would I need to prove my point ?

But okay then, 2 meters tall, unrealistic body proportions, small head, manly face, ugly clothes and haircut. Also, she uses hair as tight body suit and often gets naked, what a disgusting slut.

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4738212

>my face when I saw bayonetta's anatomy

>> No.4738225

Umineko defense force in full gear

>> No.4738240

>>4738091
Beatrice:
+Complex motivations
+Impossible crime expert
+Can turn household objects into cute girls
+Is a harem by herself

>> No.4738245

>>4738240
-does not exist
-R07 art

>> No.4738246

>>4738225

It's just a bayonetta-is-mai-waifu onefag.
Beatrice isn't as much the topic as Bayonetta is and that's what I'm gonna hate.

>> No.4738254

Bayonetta
+Beatrice can curve her hips much better than beatrice, is probably more flexible.
+Probably has more experience in the bedroom. Experience is everything for a lady.
+Bayonetta is far more aesthetically pleasing, beatrice has the attire of an idiot.

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4738268

>>4738254

>> No.4738267

>>4738254
and by beatrice I mean bayonetta

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>>4738254
>+Bayonetta is far more aesthetically pleasing, beatrice has the attire of an idiot.

>> No.4738283

>Bayonetta is far more aesthetically pleasing
Most hilarious statement of the week.

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4738302

>>4738254

Your waifu don't have her own brand of cereal.

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4738305

>>4738268
>>4738276
>>4738283
Did someone call the WAAABULLLENNCCE?

Tell me bayonetta isn't beautiful

>> No.4738318

a real woman.

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4738319

>>4738305
Sorry, I don't like tall women.

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>>4738305
>bayonetta
>beautiful

>> No.4738324

>>4738305
Bayonetta isn't beautiful.

>> No.4738328

>>4738305
Don't stain your moment of glory and realize that >>4738254 is the finest post you have made on the internet.

>> No.4738331

>>4738305
She isn't.

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>>4738305
>9001x close-up of the pixel above Bayonetta's legs.

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4738343

Bayonetta is the worst, this is now a Marisa thread.

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>>4738323
I already see that fucking baby enough on /v/

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>> No.4738364

>>4738343
>starting off with fake blue eyes

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4738360

Bayonetta, she's better looking, has a better personality, is more entertaining, can dance and comes with Jeanne.

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4738382

Long legs and dat ass. The fact that it would take me 10 minutes to run my tounge up her leg just makes her even better.

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4738385

Ewww, marisa? She doesn't even have anything. At least beatrice is well proportioned.

>> No.4738422

>>4738385
> Hasn't read seacats
> Doesn't like Touhou
> Get out of /jp/ and back to /d/

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4738423

Bayonetta is an ugly whore, worst design ever. The people who made her should be ashamed and stop making games or even commit Seppuku.

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>>4738423

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4738454

It's understandable why /jp/ doesn't like her, she's a sexually intimidating beautiful woman. The sort of woman no man could ever tame.

>> No.4738480

>>4738454
Beato is kinda like that and we like her.

>> No.4738486
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>>4738454
More like the kind of woman you could never find since such a monster can't exist.

>> No.4738490

>>4738480

Everything Beatrice does, Bayonetta does better.

She kills people with magic and demons, dominates men, tortures things to death, and uses highly sexually charged language.

Also, you can't play the THAT NEVER HAPPENED card with Bayonetta.

>> No.4738493

>>4738480
Beato is a mess of 'MURDER HAHAHA' and 'Why does he hate me uguuu'

>> No.4738495

>>4738480
Beato is a sad little girl who wants, no, NEEDS a man.

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>>4738493
>>4738495
Well, fine.

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