/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Just send it to your neighbor and snatch the package when it arrives.

Foolproof

>Extra Long

Who are you kidding?

It's a bit small.
>5.5 inch

>>4805649
Can't do that, neighbor has a housewife who is home all day.

>>4805654
>>4805655
Thats great, my penis is tiny and I will die a virgin anyways.

>>4805658
Even better. Send a dildo to her home, then walk inside during the day and discover her using it.

>>4805666
That just old hag 3d pig disgusting

>>4805666
Sent a Black blow up doll to a Neightbour I went to College once, it was a doll called "Black Bessy"
His dad opened it...

>>4805677
I have no friends that can take the order for me, or I can blame a prank on. I'm really not too worried about getting the package, my parents don't open my stuff. I just heard that they send porno junk mail to your house.

By the way if anyone wants one, its called Yozakura on their website, and theres a coupon where you get 50% off any item, free shipping, free 3d pig disgusting porn dvds and a mystery condom. Coupon code deal19

>>4805685
Just order it from somewhere else then.

>>4805694
1) I don't know if other sites will have the same spam problems
2) Other places want $35 shipped. I am a poor incomeless NEET

>>4805698
What's your budget?

>>4805646
You can opt out of them sending you mail... it's in account options.

>>4805699
$12 or at least as cheap as possible. It sounded like it was too good to be true, the only other thing you can get around that price is a single use Tenga. I really was not going to try one until I head about this deal, then I heard about the spam. I know some other Anons ordered this from the same place.

>masturbator
Shouldn't that be a masturbatee?

>>4805704
I read that they still send it anyways and they sell your mail info to other spammers.

>>4805704
Oh, and make sure you use one of their 50% off codes with a gift.

>>4805709
You are the masturbatee, it is the masturbator

>>4805711
They haven't for me. And no increase in spam, either.

>>4805712
Have you bought from them before Anon? Have you received any junk mail?

>>4805716
>>4805712
When did you guys order by the way? They said spam can take up to 2 moths to stop or something.

>>4805722
>up to 2 moths to stop
Depends how much paper there is to eat.

>>4805646
>Extra long
>best selling in japan

Somehow I doubt that.

>>4805719
Yes. No. But you have to unsubscribe from it when you make your account.

I did stay subscribed for the e-mail newsletter to see what promotions they have going, though.

>>4805731
So if I put some moths in the mailbox they will eat all the junk mail?

>>4805722
>>4805735 here
I've probably had five or six orders in the last two years..

>>4805692
Thanks Anonymous, going to go buy myself a prostate pro 5 now.

>>4805714
Kimi ga masturbator de masturbatee ga ore de.

>>4805722
Just call them up or e-mail them if you're worried. There's actually a brick and mortar Adam&Eve about 20 miles from where I live.

>>4805740
Alright, awesome. I'll put off placing my order until they get it back in stock though.

>>4805740
Thank you Anonymous

>>4805692
There's probably other 50% off deals. I've gotten 3 free vibrators, a cock ring, a good bit of lube, and some other random shit from them.

What is the best prostate toy if you already have an onahole?

>>4805751
Seeing that you have 5 or 6 orders, do you have any recommendations?

age

>>4805758
For prostate? I the x-10 beads are a nice, cheap option. I actually haven't bought anything specifically for prostate massaging, but the beads have given me trembling results. A massager will probably be in my next order. I really just go off of user reviews.

>>4805756

I recommend the Aneros Helix.

http://www.aneros.com/prostate-massagers/helix/

Please be aware that if you're new to prostate stimulation that you're like a woman having sex for the first time. It's probably going to take a while before you can orgasm from penetration alone.

Any opinions on the Rude-Boy Prostate Vibrator?
It has...raving reviews everywhere basically, but it's a tad pricey.

>>4805830
>you're like a woman having sex for the first time

oh god I finally get to be the little girl ;_;

>>4805838
You might even squeal like one if you hit the right spot.

>>4805838

The effects and orgasm are definitely similar.

http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/anal-sex-toys/anal-vibrators/sp-adam-eve-prostate-pro-12050.as
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What do you think about it? It looks huge and uncomfortable, but it looks like it will stay in by itself and it has a remove, which I really like. Its also pretty cheap with the 50% off

>>4805646
heh, I bought one of the exact same onaholes and made a thread and got "ballistic gel" comments :P. It's not as good as a fleshlight imo but its still fun. The outside is really sticky. I suggest buying a sugar sak from the site as well to store your toys.
I've made two orders from adameve and I have yet to get any junkmail. Be sure to uncheck "mail me the catalog" They have great offers, but I was sad that one of my "free gifts" was a 3d;pd little picture book.

>>4805756
I bought the silicon PE vibrator but I've had some problem locating my spot. Would it be the toy or should I do some more exploration?

>>4805869
I was considering getting a STU for $60 shipped, but it seems like this on really can not be beat for 1/5 the price.

>>4805859

The head looks too big to go in easily. Compare to the Aneros line and "The Boys" (Rude, Bad, and that other one that escapes me), or your choice of high end stimulator and you'll see what I mean.

>>4805875
You could go for the Fleshlight Sex In A Can, Its the same material but smaller. Regular fleshlights are probably a foot long, so sometimes the normal ones can be a waste. The material is definitely unique compared to my other onahole (ops pic is what i also own)

>>4805876
My other choice for the prostate is this

http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/anal-sex-toys/anal-vibrators/sp-mens-pleasure-wand-10590.aspx

But reviews say it doesn't work well or stay in. I like having a remote and standard batteries, and its hard to justify pending twice a much if I can't have those

Any recommendations for prostate massaging? I read that it can be dangerous if you do it too rough, but how much is rough?

Also, what do you recommend for someone who's never tried before? I only have latex gloves at hand...

>>4805938

Google It. Seriously. Also try the term "prostate milking".

>>4805944
I have. Some say it's the best thing ever, others that it's quite dangerous.

Need good cheap prostate massager so I don't get cancer

>>4805948
Dangerous, no. Time consuming, yes. I've milked cum through fingering my ass, but that was after a good ten or twenty minutes at it, it doesn't always happen (But I'm like a masturbation slut, nothing turns me on anymore.) and most of the pleasure still focuses around the anus, unless you get it just right or JAM IT IN! I honestly can't see anything like the Aneros pleasing me because I'm so ga... I mean experienced in anal masturbation, accidentally a whole bottle or my fist is easymodo. (So is sucking my dick, but that just proves I have too much time to take it easy.)

Well, that was pretty gay.

Just tried fingering myself. It's quite troublesome, managed to get the whole index up with just water after a while of preparing myself mentally. Hurts, but it feels good. Having something up in the ass feels kinda good, not sure if I reached the prostate, didn't feel the walnut.
Only problem is that it felt good, but couldn't quite enjoy it or cum due to the feeling of having something up my ass.


...I feel pretty gay now

Lucky devils. I can barely reach the second knuckle with my T-rex arms.

My ass still kinda hurts. Not daring to try on another glove for today. Guess I'll go back to the straight path of good 'ol fapping.

FLESHLIGHTS ARE SHIT

>>4806100
lube makes things A LOT easier and pleasurable.

Any lube you guys could recommend for someone who's been wanting to try this out for a while?


Preferably something that can be adquired in common stores.

>>4806175
Cornstarch and water lube.

>>4806175
I like ID pleasure. I think it's fairly common. If you can't find it, just make sure you get one that is water based.

What are you, some kind of faggot? Use spit like a real man.

>>4806190
Spit is definitely better than using water.

>>4806190
>faggot
>talking about sticking something up your ass

>>4806190
Bubba is a real man
Bubba don't use spit

>>4806175
Bengay. On your balls.

>>4806391
shit hurts bro

PROSTATE

For those ordering from AdamEve, use sexy18 as a coupon code. Gives 50% off, free shipping, and some free gifts. By the way, can anyone who ordered from them before confirm the mail spam?

>>4809199
50% off on what, anything?

>>4809222
Except Fleshlights. theres quite a few similar coupons floating around

>>4809235
just checked, sexy18 works on Fleshlights

>>4805646
so, did you end up buying it?

>>4809248
Its not 50% off though

>>4809272
Not yet, its backordered anyways.

>>4809295
what have you decided to do about the irl mail spam

>>4809302
Think it over for two weeks

thread gave me an erection.
thanks everyone.

>>4805836
This is much better from what I've heard, though also a lot more expensive

>>4809363


I do not want that anywhere near my ass.

>>( rest of thread )
>>4809363
>>4809375
go kill yourselves trying autoerotic asphyxiation already
fucking gayfags

>>4809375
This one is cheaper and even comes with a remote

>>4809375
i do :3c

>>4805836
The shape hits the spot, the vibe action is good. It's not the most amazing thing in the world, but I'm not dissatisfied at all. I wish cleaning ass toys wasn't so annoying because I'd like to use it more often.

>>4809401
kill yourself

>>4809401
That looks like a terrible shape/design.

>>4809363
>>4809405
Are you the same person from the Yuka/futa thread? I didn't think it was possible for someone to have less of a life than the average /jp/-goer but alas.

>>4809403
Does it stay in?

>>4809413
futa I don't give a shit about, but I'm sick to death of this being the board everybody wipes their ass on.
This is "/jp/ - Otaku Culture" not "/jp/ - Viral Ads for Explicitly-Gay Pooper Sex Toys / General Pathetic Codependency / Whatever"

/jp/ is overrun with fags. There is no OTAKU CULTURE. Just, "Hey guys I want to buy this to stick it in my ass but I live with mommy and daddy. HALP PLZ!"

>>4809435
Well yeah this thread is dubiously /jp/ material now, but it's pretty childish and bigoted to think that deriving pleasure, or desiring to, from the stimulation of the prostate through anal-insertion of toys and the like, implies, or even has anything to do with being homosexual. It feels good to stimulate the prostate, whether you do it or not, and the fact that a man's penis could stimulate it too does not make you gay, any more than the fact that a dead fish stuck in your ass could do it too makes you a bestiality necrophiliac, unless you actually do it.

>>4809435

Homophobe? Republican? Christian?

All of the above?

>>4809416
Well, I have the naughty boy, which has a bulge in the middle, so it's possible to keep it in where I don't think it is possible with the rude boy, going by its shape and how ass muscles work. But sometimes I push it out anyway, so I don't know. It works best if you sit on it, because that also helps press the vibrator against your taint.

>>4809435
I'm afraid this isn't your board, anonymous. You're not going to change the way its operated since day 1.

>>4809456
I don't understand people's obession with what makes them gay. How could someone be genuinely concerned that 'oh no I might be gay'. If I found out I was gay, it'd just mean I'd have to get a new porn collection. Being gay, or somewhat gay, or bisexual or what have you is not some great life-changing discovery.

>>4809463
Hey, we no longer have the realistic-incest-blogger guy on here, that's progress isn't it? Maybe you sex toy guys can fuck off back to /b/ or /r9k/

Putting things in your ass feels great. I'm glad it's becoming more acceptible to straight men.

Turning all men into faggots is part of the feminist propaganda. Next thing you know we all be fabulous and pacifist because, "Oh no I like TOTALLY mussed up my hair girlfriend!" When danger and evil pokes out it's head all the men who were manly and full of testosterone will do nothing because they've been pumped full of man jizz and feminist ideals.

>>4809566
Cool Bleach image /a/non

>>4809566
Look out guys its Alex Jones: Homophobe Edition

9/11 was perpetrated by our own I HATE GAYS AND ALSO FAGS

>>4809566
Our fucking ancient MANLY ancestors fucked each other in the ass all the time.