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>> No.4898560

Is it about how your life got turned upside down?

>> No.4898558

goddamn bern what is it this time

>> No.4898566

Once upon a time three men with a sack creeped up behind you.

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>> No.4898569

I'm all ears

>> No.4898571
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>> No.4898592

JESUS CHRIST BERN YOU FUCKING SUCK AT STORYTELLING

>> No.4898593

Sugoi sugoi

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>> No.4898601

You have a wife?

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>> No.4898617

YOU'RE FUCKING GROSS.

>> No.4898621

Jesus Christ, stop saving in png.

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>> No.4898631

>>4898621
Too much for you to handle? It's like it's really 1998 again!

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4898655

THE STORY HAS BEEN TOLD! I HAVE AWAKENED!

>> No.4898658

it's not christmas but i like it
source?

>> No.4898659

but it's not even close to christmas!

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4898661

B-but it's not Christmas!

>> No.4898663

'Twas the night before implementation and all through the house,
not a program was working not even a browse.
The programmers hung by their tubes in despair,
with hopes that a miracle would soon be there.

The users were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of inquiries danced in their heads.
When out in the machine room there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my desk to see what was the matter.

And what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a super programmer (with a six-pack of beer).
His resume glowed with experience so rare,
he turned out great code with a bit-pusher's flair.

More rapid than eagles, his programs they came,
On update! on add! on inquiry! on delete!
on batch jobs! on closing! on functions complete!
His eyes were glazed-over, fingers nimble and lean,
from weekends and nights in front of a screen.

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>>4898658
>>4898659
>>4898661

>> No.4898668

A wink of his eye, and a twitch of his head,
soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
turning specs into code; then turned with a jerk;

And laying his finger upon the "ENTER" key,
the systems came up and worked perfectly.
The updates updated; the deletes, they deleted;
the inquiries inquired, and closings completed.

He tested each whistle, and tested each bell,
with nary an abend, and all had gone well.
The system was finished, the tests were concluded.
The users' last changes were even included.

And the user exclaimed with a snarl and a taunt,
"It's just what I asked for, but not what I want!"

>> No.4898681

8888888888

>> No.4898684

>>4898663
>>4898668
awesome!

>> No.4898689

>>4898681
"8888888888", what?

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Someone go write a Cthulhu X Berne fanfic

>> No.4898703

>>4898689
Read the "8"s in Japanese and "move" the first sound a bit.

>> No.4898706

>>4898693
Ryukishi somehow did. Check EP7 spoilers

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>>4898706

>> No.4898735

>>4898670
When They Cry 5 will have a Lovecraftian theme, you heard it here first.

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>> No.4898766

We need some lovecraftian furniture.

How about some cute Azathoth maid?

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>>4898766

>> No.4898801

>>4898766
huge bombs!

>> No.4898793

>>4898766
Just don't wake her.

>> No.4898795

>>4898785
Would finally net us some tentacle rape!

>> No.4898809

>>4898793
> Power: Absolute Destruction - If Azathoth awakens, the game is over and the investigators lose.

Wait, I just realized what happens at the end of each chapter.

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4898811

Moe moe version of this? HOW?

>> No.4898814

COOL STORY, SIS

>> No.4898819
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>>4898811
HOW ABOUT THIS?

>> No.4898843
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4898843

??

>> No.4898941

>>4898843
So moe~!

>> No.4899038

>>4898843
She's a witch after all

>> No.4899473
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>> No.4899551

>>4898811
With love, you can see it. And then you can't stop seeing it, ever.

>> No.4899567
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fascinating

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4900316

This is the scariest story evar.

>> No.4900339

>>4900316
Makes me even more happy we don't use the 4chan archive.
If they were to acquire AORF's, I'd be sent to jail, tho.

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>> No.4900701

Great. Now people will be laughing at my posts even after I'm dead :<

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