/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Same shit I do now.. work drink and sleep!

Read VNs, surf /jp/.

oh boy what an original and exciting thread.

>>5340107
I think its more of the appeal of being something different, and something that alot of people like. What people would do and all of that, I don't think that they think it out that much.

>>5340107
>What would you wear?
I've already got a whole closet full of frilly things to wear.

Partake in gangbangs.
Sukumizu+thigh highs
Partake in gangbangs.

Be a useless piece of shit, and post on 4chan.

>>5340132
There are instant benefits to being a little girl. I would have smooth, hairless skin that's much more comfortable.

>>5340160
and NOT get criticized for it.
BRILLIANT

More erogenous zones.

What would I do as a little girl?

Be able to look at the world around me with some level of (hopefully innocent) wonder. I'm honestly tired of being as jaded and cynical as I am, but I don't know what I can do to stop.

What would I wear?

I would hope that I wear dresses and such. I find it sad that so few women wear dresses anymore. The most attractive women I've ever met in real life wore dresses to any occasion that didn't prohibit it.

>I'm honestly tired of being as jaded and cynical as I am, but I don't know what I can do to stop.

You've got a fucking disease, man.

Be lesbian, find hot lifepartner, become a housewife. Browse /jp/ all day and still post in "I wish to be little girl" threads, just for shits and giggles.

Nothing would change, except I'll be happier.

>>5340298
I have the same disease too
wat do

I would do everything I do now, but BEING the little girl! Just thinking about how awesome I would be gives me the goosebumps.
On a side note, I would have the chance of being kidnapped in my way to the supermarket and being raped!

Panties.

Panties everywhere.

>>5340716
Also, picture related.

>>5340746
I'm a guy. I already have panties everywhere. You're missing out.

Be a touhou

I'd try to get in Chisame's pants.

>>5340775
But you look ugly in them.

>>5340817
Excuse me, Tewi is not a wicked fiend.

>>5340751
what's the source on this?

Hugs. Lots of them.

>>5341011
Kodomo no jikan and japanese bird cooking spaghetti.

Be pretty all the time. Stare at myself in the mirror a lot and try on lingerie. Constantly be trying out new styles and shopping for clothes. During the day just get dressed up really cute and go out, walk around, and count how many guys look at me. I'd tease guys all over the place all day long. Buy cute things like earrings and stuff animals, skip around the park in a sundress waving at people, and just generally girly things like that. It would never get old. Also have lots of sex, but only with one man, no whoring.

>>5341193
I would never have sex.

>>5341219
Really, not even lesbian sex?

>>5341252
Maybe. No dildos though. Only tribbing.

>>5341462
If you were the little girl, having a full vagina as you came would feel really good, though. What about a strap on?

I would dress like this
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Nothing. I'd look at myself in the mirror, wear a variety of cute outfits (Gothic lolita, frilly dresses, pretty ribbons and bows, plain one pieces that are simplistic and cute like Saya's, etc etc.)

I'd continue my daily routine, but being a little girl and enjoying longer orgasms from masturbating. I'd probably also taste my own juices every now and then. I've never tasted my own sperm, but I'd gladly stick my fingers in my tight loli vagina and scoop out some fluids to taste.

I'd also masturbate in ways I never could as a enjoy as a guy. Looking at myself in the mirror as I get off, feeling how different objects feel like inside of me, letting the sound of my own moaning turn me on, etc.

I always wondered how a girl would feel about putting a can of whipped cream inside of them and spraying it in. I'd try that out.


Aside from my own personal desires, I'd pretty much do the same thing I do as a guy.

I would flirt with other anons and cocktease them. I would dress up as anime characters such as Rika and Konata. I would still do insanely manly shit like wear aviators and play my guitar though. But at least as a girl I would have more freedom over what is publically acceptable. Also I can rape and get away with it, and use women's rights to my advantage.

I'd look for someone who wants a loli sex slave.

I wish I was a little girl again.
I'd kill people and draw magic circles..and wear magician outfits...

>>5341539
Oh, and they have to make sure to put a collar on me, and make me walk around naked on all fours. That, or wear a revealing outfit. Bonus points if they constantly keep a dildo inside of me vibrating at full power.

>>5341542
Take your roleplaying back to /a/.

>>5341542
Would you like to be a little girl with all of the knowledge and experience you have today?

I wouldnt want to be the little girl unless it completely destroyed my sex drive

>>5341560
Sure.
I'd be happy to live a normal life as a little girl again...with less depression....

>Ctrl-F maid.
>nothing found

I can't be the only one who wants to be loli maid. Right?

Y'know the image of the perfect girl gamer that you have and you know that every other gamer has? I'd be that. And I'd do it right. I wouldn't be some disgusting god awful gurrl gamer, I'd be the real deal. And I would bask in the glorious attention that it yielded, as I'm a horrible attention whore. I'd constantly struggle with my desire to be a good person and my desire to exploit my natural charisma and power over people. And I'd get to be called cute for another 13 or so years. Good times.

Of course, I'd probably also get raped. I want to say that I'm used to it by now but GODDAMN FUCK.

Gangbang. Join a group where they tie me up, put a gag in my mouth, blindfold me, and have my legs strapped to the armrests of the chair. Hopefully there are enough people to take shifts and last for a full 24 hours of nearly nonstop penetration.

Occasionally, the gag can be removed, and my arms let loose, just for hand and blowjobs. Legs may be untied so I can be positioned better for double penetration if needed.

There must be at least one person who's not afraid to drink my piss. I simply must feel someone sucking my clitoris as I let a stream out inside of them.

>>5341570
Well, this guy has a similar fantasy
>>5341539
>>5341547

>>5341526

That actually gave me an erection. Great....

>Looking at myself in the mirror as I get off

But I've already masturbated to myself.

Exact same thing.

Computer
Cars
Stick things in my ass
Be lazy

I participated in this storyfag's story. I'd very much like for a story like this. Posting the final thread, only because it has a collective list of links to each thread in it. Just disregard the thread and start from part 1. Shit is boring until thread 2 or 3 though, and doesn't really pick up until maybe halfway through. Ending was pretty decent.

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/a/thread/25117424#p25121142

I do not want to be the little girl; I worked hard to get to my current beyond /fit/ level self. Sure my penis may be extremely small but I am happy with it.

Looking foward to direct nural computing where I can be the little shoujo in a fantasy world for the last 10 bedridden years of my life.

Why do so many of you want to have sex? It's so vile. You'd taint the perfection of being the little girl with a man? Disgusting.

I'd wear cute outifts, frilly panties with thigh highs, or white panties with stockings, and wear nothing but skirts or dresses.

I'd wake up every morning, bright and early, so I could pose in the mirror in the outfit I wanted to wear today, spending hours making sure everything was just right. I'd likely spend all day in my room on my computer without anyone to see my cuteness, but so long as I'm cute, it's fine if no one sees but me.

The harsh reality is that, even if I became the little girl, I'd still be a poor NEET, only now no one would hire a 9 year old loli, barring selling my virginity. I need to be the rich little girl.

>>5341620
Story isn't that long of a read either, if you ignore the voting posts.

>>5341622
Steroids have other negative effects, you know.

>>5341622

>my penis may be extremely small

You're either a man's man for admitting that, or you're full of shit.

>>5341635
>I'd wear cute outifts, frilly panties with thigh highs, or white panties with stockings, and wear nothing but skirts or dresses.
slut

>>5341620
Yeah, I remember those...

Same thing I do as a guy, only have more fun masturbating and wearing cute little outfits. I'd never let anyone else enjoy my body. It's for me only, and nobody will taint it.

Pretty much what >>5341526 said.

>>5341635
Well, if you have your current knowledge you could likely win contests and such for being able think at an adult level.

>>5341650
I'm not a slut!
I'm cute!

>>5341654
But that requires me to go outside and show off how smart I am for a 9 year old girl.
I don't like showing off. It feels embarrassing and mean.

Instead of sitting around on /jp/ all day in boxers, I'd do it in panties. Much more comfortable.

>>5341668
What, you don't sit around and browse /jp/ in panties already? Man, you are missing out.

>>5341620
Is there a rape scene in this?

>>5341666
>I'm not a slut!
>I'm cute

Well, the outfits you mentioned seemed somewhat slutty...albeit cute...But slutty, nonetheless.

>>5341683
How are dresses slutty? Or skirts? Have you no taste, peasant?

>>5341679
True

>>5341679
Aren't balls uncomfortable?

>>5341696
They give off that...aura.
It might be too sophisticated for you to handle
slutslutslut

all things that i do now plus have lesbian sex with other little girls

>>5341710
i hate boxers and feel my genitalia dance and bounce around....

>>5341713
Bah, it's fools like you that perpetrate the stigma toward wearing dresses and skirts.
You have no taste, because your mind is perverted to the extent that you would get aroused at a prostitute wearing rags.
A dog's opinion is worthless to me.

>>5341710
Not if you wear panties made for men.

>>5341733
Well, I'm not saying they can't be cute.
But in moderation, otherwise you're slutty!

I would do the same things I do now, only without my crippling body image issues

>>5341710
Push them up inside of yourself

>>5341740
so even if the skirt reaches down past her knees, she's a slut?

>>5341764
That's what I meant by moderation.
In that case she's fine!

>>5341498
No strapons. No dildos. No vibrators.

Really, I don't want any hardcore insertion. Fingers at most. Lots of kissing and hugging.

Loli lesbian sex.

>>5341763
I can't get tucking working properly. The nuts are supposed to pop back in, but they never do, and after 30 minutes of trying, it starts to hurt.

>>5341785
OK then. she can wear everything else she mention, as long as the skirts reach down past her knees?

>>5341649
It doesn't take a man to admit something like that.

I just think of it as being optimally sized-for-loli.

>>5341821
Sure.

>>5341832

>I just think of it as being optimally sized-for-loli.

Oh God.

I don't want to be a little girl but rather a young woman. A very cute one if possible. I would wear all kind of nice and cute clothes. Then I would become a housewife. I would love my husband and children, cook nice meals for them and clean the house.
This is my dream.

Try to set feminism back as much as possible with slutty antics.

>>5341839
You see, here's the thing. Never in Anons post did she mention that she wanted SHORT skirts. and MOST dresses have a LONG trim. She also said that she would never have sex. Yet you ASSUMED that she would wear SHORT skirts and decided that she would be a slutty loli. you sir, are a pig.

>>5341764
>her
>>5341785
>she
>>5341821
>she

I'm so happy~

>>5341868
I prefer being called a slut instead of a pig.

>>5341878
Lucky~

>>5341868

>>5341930
That whole white knight thing is so funny. How is it white-knighting? Nobody is expecting favors over the internet. Maybe some people just aren't mean, you know? And that guy looks cool so who wouldn't want to be him.

>>5341935
>And that guy looks cool so who wouldn't want to be him.
and you were doing so good...

>>5341935
Wait, you weren't implying I was being mean, were you? I wasn't being mean!
I was just pointing out some facts!
And look, -SHE- got referred to as her and she AND she. She's happy, too! We all win!

>>5341915
I'll call you a pig for your arrogance.
>>5341930
lolno

>>5341947
It's okay, pig autofilters to slut in my head anyway.

>>5341953
Animal fucker.

>>5341943
No, I was just commenting on that picture actually.

>>5341959
This picture is both funny and absolutely revolting.

>>5341954
i'm rubber you're glue

>>5341963
seriously, are you like 12 years old?

>>5341975
i wish

>>5341975
I'm 6.
(18 in the 1998 world.)

>>5341983
Im 6 too.

>>5341975
By not getting his post it just shows that you're most likely the one who's 12.

>>5341983
ok, you just made slam my head against my desk.

but guess what, you're brother will never return to you. even if he did, he won't love you as much as you love him.

>>5341995
low blow bro.

>>5341995
I'll fucking kill you.

>>5342003
Calm down Ange-sama.

>>5342016
He brought Battler into this.
I'll destroy him just like all of the others!

Perfectly good genderbending thread turned to RPing? How sad

>>5342003
>>5342027
You're going to let some scums WORDS effect you? how can you call yourself an Ushiromiya?
stand tall girl.

>>5341959

I'd do the same thing I do now, but I would be awesome because it'd be a little girl doing it.

I would finally be able to wear dresses and everything. Then I'd act all cutesy and run away from my closest friends as they try to rape me.

>>5341710


Not over here.

well i'd be wearing long gothic lolita style frilly dresses for sure. a black dress like that would fit just fine with my long white hair.

i'd want to find a way to become immortal, but that's not really possible, is it? then again, neither is becoming the little girl, so it's all fair game. i'd become the immortal, eternally young little girl.

failing that, i'd be posting on /jp/.

I'd be such a cum-guzzling slut.

There would not be a single minute of any day where I don't have a cock in my mouth.

>>5342126
once that's done, i'd go look for a good looking trap. as long as he's girly enough and has white hair, i'd make him mine.

then i'd make him an immortal slave of mine. can't let that pretty face and slender body get wasted by age.

I would dress like this even the same color, but I don't want to be blond.

Am i the only one who would dress like this?

>>5342181
I'd dress like that, but not with my skirt pulled p over my belly button like a grandma.

The same thing we do everyday OP.

I would rather be the father of you little girls.

Do I also keep my current knowledge and have a great physique? Then maxing out charisma points will be super easy 'cause I'd be good at everything.

With this charisma I'd be a super playgirl and get my own loli harem for delicious yuri-sex

>>5342257
That's how these skirts are supposed to be worn.

>>5342181
She looks cool!

I'd be a sadistic loli troll.

And you know, the whole perverted desire fufillment thing and all that.

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I would dress like this.

>>5342466
Me too!

>>5342466

>>5340106

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>>5342272
Heheheh.

>>5340105

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>>5342852
I think I might try something like this.

Why settle being a little girl when you can be something like this...

>>5342881
She does look a lot like you Uncle Mugen.

>>5342904
Really?... Hmm... that's is disturbing you know my friend...

I would make adult men very uncomfortable by using adult allure with my child body.

Masturbate infront of a mirror.

I have it all planned out, and have a fourfold explanation of everything!

First I would have to have the perfect Loli body!
>106.68 cm tall, tiny little body type that's slim without being boney and a flat chest. Soft snow pale and complete hairless (except for head hair/eyebrows) skin. Pert barely developed little bottom Athletic, flexible cute and and fragile looking with twelve inches of long glossy black hair with the slightest wavy curl to it and silver-gray eyes.

I'd wear cute little elegant gothic dresses that were a mix of victorian and modern elements, stockings, baggy socks over the stocking, cute glossy slip on shoes, cute little chokers especially lace chokers, arm warmers, boy-short panties especially lace rigged ones, keep my nails all cute a clean and never wear make-up because I won't need it.

But.......

>>5342911

>>5343027
>baggy socks over the stocking
this stands out

>>5343027
.....but I'd never have sex. I'd be immortal and never age and never get a period and hop off to my own little isolated dimension with a house that could sustain itself and had always updated technology to play any games, watch any movies and listen to any music that's created and I would stay there forever being the little girl cute and happy and all alone and never bothered by anyone unless I wanted to hop through a magical portal to japan and go see my favorite jpop stars and eat delicious japanese food and make friends with other lolis and be innocent and happy for the rest of my life.

http://www.polyvore.com/himegyaru_black_dress/set?id=5199644
So cute these loli outfits

I'ld spend my life the same way as I do now, I would wear pic related, and be ultimate sadist.

>>5343039
Oh they're sooo cute when they go over stockings but not covering the entire stocking! You could have a white dress and black stockings and then white baggy socks that come up just below your knees and then little black glossy shoes ;_;

>>5343043
I'll let you dream a little longer, give you some space.

>>5343054
Okay, sorry done now.

>>5343057
Alrighty then.

>>5343061
At least I'm honest about my feelings.

>>5343067
No one ever said you had to hide them.

>>5343070
You're right! I should tell everyone that I wish to be the little girl, but I'm scared.

I wish to be a girl with the magical ability to graft others' organs on myself and others with no rejection and the receiver exercising full control over the organ, even if the organ in question isn't naturally controlled consciously. Then I would run around robbing graves and connecting their intestines to my back until I have a massive forest of decaying guts. I would also modify each of those intestines to feel like either a penis or a vagina, depending on whether it penetrates of is penetrated. Then I would find a like-minded girl and graft her with a bunch of intestines as well. Then we'd have sex all day, with a thousand pairs of rotting, fleshy tubes copulating at the same time while our human bodies calmly drink tea together.

If not given the ability to be some sort of Nurglesque magical girl, I'd just find a fellow Anonymous who was turned into a girl and spend my days with her company, choosing frilly dresses and herbal teas for each other (I'd secretly keep adding tea tree and lavender to her food so she'll grow huge breasts for me to molest. )

>Subsequently, Derek Henley and Kenneth Korach of the National Institute of Environmental Health Sciences in Research Triangle Park, N.C., discovered in lavender and tea tree oil the presence of compounds which both suppress male hormones and mimic female hormones.

See, it's even confirmed by Derek.

>>5343073
You have nothing to be scared off. At least on /jp/.

>>5342904
Why do people call him uncle? Wouldn't it be far more appropriate to say "Tito"?

I'd be the exact same person I am if I was the little girl. As far as I'm concerned, I could be either sex or sexless and still be who I am.

>>5343087
no one calls that pinoy scum uncle, he self appointed it.

>>5343108
Oh god I love this one.

I'd get a job where I could walk/sit around in a suit. A secretary or something. Of course I'd be the image of my dream girl. Varying shirt colors, but mostly red. Always a black or dark gray tie depending on what suit/shoes I wear. Heels would only be for special occasions since they're a pain to walk in, so I'd have to get some regular dress shoes.

I'd enjoy the stares from people when I walk through the shopping street on my way home looking as unapproachable as I can with my black sunglasses on.
Not the big Hollywood slut ones, of course.

In my spare time I'd just chill by myself in my home with my computer or walk around outside taking pictures.
I wouldn't wear anything too flashy or frilly, but mostly dark colors.
I'd usually go with either a skirt or some suit pants (not the ones I use for work) and then have a nice dress shirt on top.
I'd never wear anything that could show off my bra straps.

>>5343081
>discovered in lavender and tea tree oil the presence of compounds which both suppress male hormones and mimic female hormones.

So how do I use them?

>>5343109
little brown girls are the best.

>>5342881
I was thinking of something like that when I wrote >>5343111

Only with smaller breasts and white skin. Blonde hair, probably.

I'd be the mischievous horny loli.

>>5343113
The source of that suggests it only works well in prepubescent children

Frilly dresses and silly hats. Every day.

I don't want to be the little girl ;_;

Troll around all day around older men (and women) to get spankings, most likely.

derp

Whine until I got that 3d Nintendo DSi.

>>5343108
>1233565525090.png
You suck.

>>5345302
You don't deserver to be on these parts on the internets if you don't know this classic.

>>5345302
we all hate you

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>>5345380
>http://rs100.rapidshare.com/files/107587544/Final_Half_Year_eng__loli_.zip
have fun

>>5345309
I knew it, I just didn't remember the name or have it saved.. And I don't think I actually got a chance to see the whole thing.

>>5345454
Thanks.

>>5343465

I'd rather be the little girl's servant, doing whatever she wants to make her happy and bring her pleasure never know before.