/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yes
Dunno
Dunno

>>5343314
no, not planning to be in one

You sound like a disgusting overweight neckbeard faggot.
I'm not sure about the pricing but you should know that if the specific maid you want to is feeling disgusted by you she can serve you down and not offer you any desired services that the cafe offers.
Knowing is half the battle.

>an weaboo

>>5343328
Holy shit man.

What do you suggest my next step would be?

>>5343314
>an weaboo
>weaboo

>>5343314
shameless bump

>kosupure
i dunno who or what is a kosu, but it sure as hell isn't pure.

it's probably some goddamn slut.

One time before I became a weeaboo I was offered a job in a gaijin trap cafe.
I thought it was gay, so I turned it down.

I have. It was awesome, quite expensive though. But believe me the moment you hear them say "okaerinasaimase goshujin-sama" is great. Also I don't know whether some places even do that, but it might be.

There also was a "maid café" at the Hanami ( a convention in Germany ), but it sucked.

no
they are male
go to Roppongi, fuck a slut.

No. Not planning. I'd better find sub girl
and train her to be my maid instead.

I would rather have to spend a night alone with mike tyson than go to a maid cafe.

>>5343786
I don't know what a sub girl is
but I don't have the initiative to kidnap a woman
not have a any place in my house to hide her.

>>5343775
get std for free

>>5343794
sub=submissive=obedient.

One day I visited /d/, hoping that they posted yet another thread devoted to games, like Violated Heroine, or CardQuest Ridia's Adventure.

Instead they discussed how they met their petgirls and masters.

Even /d/eviants have girlfriends. That made me sad. Very sad. I'm still not fully recovered.

>an weaboo
>an hero?

>>5343818
Ironically that makes me more disgusted than sad

>>5343751
kosupure is what you write when you're too much of a weeaboo to just type cosplay, but don't have a high enough powerlevel to write コスプレ.

>>5343794
>I don't know what a sub girl is

Sub stands for submarine.

I'd dive into her trench, if you catch my drift.

I went to one and just got food. I was fucking hungry and money wasn't an object.

I'm guessing it costs a good deal.

>>5343818
>Even /d/eviants have girlfriends
that does seem like the opposite of what you would expect, but why?
why does this place attract losers like us while /d/ attracts more relativity (key word RELATIVE) normal people.

I've been to one in Cali. Does that count?

>>5343902
i dont know
but the thought of one ion California makes me cringe

>>5343910
It was bad.
Really.
Bad.

>>5343910

There's ONLY one in Cali.

>>5343818
>>5343877
/d/eviants have girlfriends, but the shit they do together is on a completely different level.

>>5343916
what kind of bad
the kind of bad where its funny and subject to ridicule
or the kind of bad where it just plain makes you uncomfortable.

>>5343923
I wouldn't know since I was only visiting. But by god it was so terrible.

>>5343314

I don't think I would ever enjoy a maid cafe to any deep level, because it's such a fucking shallow idea. To me it's just as shallow as Hooters and the like.

>>5343925
what of it?
when its all said and done its still too people consensually being with each other.

>>5343932
well there no sort of stigma for going to hooters that I know of
the wings there are pretty good
and going there makes people I know think I'm more normal than I really am.

>>5343877
/d/ is full of 'normalfags'. S&M is undoubtedly more popular than otaku culture. I personally live in London and should I want to find a place that sells otaku goods, I'll be able to find a decent amount but there's nothing here like a maid café. However, there are a tremendous amount of sex stores in London and if I want to look for something more extreme, there are a lot of S&M clubs. Some are more lightweight like dressing subs like pets and some are more heavyweight like torture.

>>5343936
isn't S&M Technically illegal in the UK now?

>>5343932

Like I mentioned, I only went once (going again as part of a field trip for a manga studies class, I shit you not) and it was only because I needed food and didn't want to bother finding a convenience store. It was much easier to ask the cute girl in the maid outfit to show me where the cafe that she worked was...and I ended up just ordering a cake and chilling there for about 45 minutes trying to figure out the next store I needed to go to.

>>5343941

Sexual deviance of any sort is banned in the UK. Started with lolis, and it won't stop until sex is only used for the purpose of procreation.

>>5343950
>manga studies class
the hell?
>it was only because I needed food and didn't want to bother finding a convenience store
Oh so tsunstsun
don't be so ashamed.

>>5343957
I don't think it will stop until sex in any form is banned and everyone procreates via artificial insemination,
men will not be allowed to masturbate either
semen will be extracted via a very complicated and painful medical procedure.

>>5343980

That really was the reason. One of the things on my list of shit to do while in Japan was go to a maid cafe. I was planning on going in mid-July, but I hadn't had anything to eat the whole fucking day.

Oh, and we discussed this days ago. I'm enrolled in several classes studying manga and anime at TUJ. The teacher for the manga class (and tour guide for Akihabara and Nakano Broadway trips sponsored by the school and part of the class) is the guy who wrote this.

>>5344007
well its your money so i can't complain

I feel like I should go to one just to say, "Yeah, I did it." But it seems fucking retarded. It's also an oversaturated market: they have tons of not-that-great-looking girls on the streets, and my friends who have gone told me the service is generally shitty.

>>5344339
oh don't be such a girl
just do it

>>5344343
Know any good ones, at least? I'd rather not piss away any more money on worthless shit than usual in Akihabara.

>>5344033

It's actually my parents' money.

>>5344388
>It's actually my parents' money.
how do you sleep at night?

>>5344421

Quite easily. They know what I'm enrolled in and they really don't care.