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I would need to find a woman first. And since it will never happen...

Yes, I will fuck a kid some day.

No. Let some gullible fuck reproduce if he wants to. I'm staying single forever.

Probably.

Yes, I will have Suigin's kids.

While I would love to help continue the human population, it's too much responsibility for me.

Nope, I'm hideous and I'm not impregnating some bitch so she can take over my entire life.

No.

My body would not be able to take it

nope, fucking money eaters, shit dispensers, little screaming demons.

I will never have reproductive organs that I'd want to use. Could adopt a kid.

>>5557776
>Could adopt a kid.
Yeah, good luck with that.

adopt a nigglet

maybe

Probably in 20 years

>Will you ever have kids /jp/?
Huh? Sure, I'll have 'em.

No.

Actually maybe I can adopt a cute little girl in the future but I'm not even sure if I'll be alive until then.

>>5557817
Fuck no, there are so many orphaned and unloved white children that need to be nurtured, nigglet babbies are just fashion statements and you'll regret your decision when they start growing up.

It would be irresponsible of me to pass on my disgusting NEET genes.

>>5557848
but brown girls are the best

>>5557848
Agreed, but most of those will be ill bred children who ended up in the orphanage because their parents were chavs who couldn't stop breeding and then drank themselves to death, regardless of race.
It's not like the orphanages are packed full of noble girls whose parents died in a tragic motor accident when they were but 5 years old who need your love and careful raising to help them grow into fine, upstanding members of society.

>>5557876
Black != Brown
There is a very big difference between those of African descent and those of Asian descent.
You just have to look at IQ charts by native population to see that.

>>5557899
not a troll but are you racist?

>>5557904
I think he's more of a person of objectivity.

No, I'm a terrible person with shit genes and i don't like kids to begin with.

Depends on whether or not I get married. If I end up having kids I'm going to do it right; nuclear family, upper middle class, etc.

A genetic profile would also be necessary for me to make a decision. If my partner and I have shitty recessives that are going to make a bunch of mongoloids with leukemia we would just adopt or say fuck it.

>>5557904
No, just a troll.

>>5557918
are you black?

Never. Kids would ruin my life.

1. Live frugally until 40
2. Buy an island in the Pacific of 5-10 acres
3. Rescue abandoned little girls from parts of China and Indo-China
4. Raise them as mercenary maids
5. Sell them to millionaires or rent them out to foreign governments
6. Repeat

Only if I get to have sex with my daughter.

>>5557688
If that thing was wearing Remi's hat, I would think it was Remilia in her batform biting someone

My 2 year old cousin comes here every week. She's adorable and so well-behaved. I always thought kids that age just scream and cry nonstop. Really makes me want to have one of my own.

What makes me hesitate is that they one day have to grow up and head out into our cold, brutal society. I hold out a bowl of blueberries to my cousin, and she doesn't hesitate to put her hand in, take one out and eat it. I wish we could unconditionally trust others like that at our age.

If I did get one, it would be adopted. I'm not getting married.

I can't reproduce.

>>5557973
>1. Live frugally until 40
>6. Repeat

wat?

Who needs a kid when you have a cat?

>>5557998
I'm not sure if you're just plain dumb or crazy.

>>5557997
Sorry, I should of added "steps 3-5" at the end of that.

I don't need real kids, I have princess maker.

Kids are awesome.

I don't like people who don't like kids. They probably prefer cats to dogs too. Pathetic.

>>5557998
You can't have sex with a cat.
In before "a cat is fine too"

Mai Daughteru. Does that count?

3dpd
even if they are my own flesh and blood

>>5558026
I don't know what those kids are doing to that soldier, but damn I wish I could be in his position.

>They probably prefer cats to dogs too

>>5557998
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>>5557973
>implying you have enough military experience to train anyone.

>>5557683

I want a little Asian girl preferably Chinese,Japanese or South Korean.

Now the question is do I wanna adopt or make one of my own? I'm torn because I've had horrible experiences with women and find 3D women to be a turn off personality and mentality wise.

Man..I wish there was a way to become 2D. I'd produce my very own delicious little brown girl because I'm black.

>>5558036
I don't get this whole 3DPD forced meme, you're also 3D, what gives?

>>5558066
I wouldn't call it forced.
It's more like a mutual agreement.

>>5558065
>I'd produce my very own delicious little brown girl because I'm black.

Wouldn't that simply pass along undesirable negroid traits?

>>5558066
But we're as good as 2D inside. 3D Women are as ugly inside as the outside

If I can ever somehow procreate, then yes.

Kids are awesome and I've always been good with them.

>>5557940
White.

Funny the OP should ask. I'm getting a vasectomy in just two weeks.

>>5558095

yes and i'll make them become traps

NO. JESUS.

>>5558087
The kids only pretend to like you out of sympathy because you're awkward or just weird.

This proves meido love kids.

What a slut.

Honestly, I'd like to, someday.
I don't think it's going to happen any time soon though.

>>5558122
I don't think that can be true. Unlike adults, kids don't care to pretend anything. If they don't like you, they'll say it out loud.

Well i really don't want children but i would be happy if i got some.though i would be sad that i know they are goinhg to die someday.(That's the same reason i don't adopt animals.)

2D girls are too desirable. I don't think I could ever be attracted to a real woman.

Kids are a life-changing experience, for the better if you're a good parent. I highly recommend one.

>>5558177
Leave.

>>5558150
You could just steal a baby near at your local hospital.

My friend the same age as me (23) got his girlfriend preggo recently. Now everyone asks me when I'll make a kid too. But with my looks I know I will never be able to convince a woman to go out with me.
And 3D women disgust me in the first place.

>>5558184
Pointless waste of money and I'd be the worst father on the planet.

I hate kids.
I'd only want a daughter so I can treat her as my own personal doll, and raise her up to be perfect. I'd take her to diners and make her memorize how many people in the room are wearing hats before she could order anything, teach her languages and anatomy, and force her on the road to gaining super detective-esque abilities, even then I'd just resent her once she stopped being small and flat, and I'd hate her while she would be an annoying baby anyways.

I'd love to have two daughters, but I've never accomplished any of the steps on the way down that path.

Just looking at two of my cousins who are completely normal and nice girls (at least that's how they appear in front of me) makes me think of my uncle as someone who's got something I'll never experience.

Even if I was straight I probably wouldn't want kids.

I am a disagrace for humanity so it would be better if I didn't.

>>5557683
Yes and I will call her Reimu. Even if she's a he.

I want for nothing else to have children, I personally feel that its our goal to reproduce. The problem is getting someone to share a child with, as I can't create one by myself. ;_;

>>5558223
>I personally feel that its our goal to reproduce.
...

>>5558219
>Mombasa

I'm bothered by this.

Yes. I already have a girl that looks kind of a little brown girl (like konata's mom, but brown). I will have a child that looks like konata, but brown!!!

>>5558219
This whole thing likely isn't that big of a deal. Hawaii has a decent Japanese immigrant population and since the name of the mother was blacked out we can't know for sure but "Reimu" may have been a culturally relevant name.

can i call marisa to my daughter /jp/?

I like kids, but I find infants terrifying and kind of gross/ugly, so not keen on dealing with that stage. I think I'll eventually end up breedering anyway, though.

I'm sort of fond of the idea of raising an orphan alone, though, too, should nobody ever come to love me forever.

>>5558272
Only if she's blonde.

I want to adopt a cute little girl, treat her like a little princess and spoil her.

>>5558287
all rigth, now i need to find a blonde and kick the ass from my brown girlfriend

I'm just worried if I have to clean their asshole when they're done pooping. I mean if it's a boy I'll be okay with it since we're both males, but what if it's a girl? Their private part is so close to the anus so I'm scared that I'll spill some of their mushy liquidy shit on their vagina. What will my wife think of this? She might even report me to the police because she suspects me for being a pedophile. There's also a fact that I might get emotionally scared by having to clean my daughter's butthole and when she grows I'll be constantly reminded of her anus whenever I see her face.

I'm leaning towards no. Unless I become rich one day and could afford to hire someone to look after the kid (changing diapers and what not) then maybe.

>>5558315
... just let your wife do the job instead?

>>5558315

>>5558315
Only pedophiles care about the hidden parts of their sons. It's your blood! You can't feel like that. I mean, humans doesn't work that way.

>>5558085

No.

>>5558315
Your family, your blood, your mess.

Clean it up.

>>5558315
You're probably gonna get bored after seeing them everyday and not develop any feelings of lust towards them. Also since she's got the same genes as you, you would probably not be attracted to her pheremones. It's natures way of telling you not to fuck your family.

I'm allergic to puke, else I wouldn't mind.

>>5558353
Being around sick makes you sick ... which makes you sick again.

Vicious cycle, sucks to be you man.

>>5558315
>when she grows I'll be constantly reminded of her anus whenever I see her face.
HAHAHAHA

>>5558132
That's why I like children so much. They're just so honest it's great.

i would adopt a cute little girl and raise her to be a fine, enchanting woman once i have a nice job and place to live, but i know they probably wont accept single, ugly, creepy guys like me

>>5558398
Maybe if they're still 5 years old, past that they all know how to lie.

>>5558315
Sounds like you have some kind of Freudian mental diesease.

ITT: People who don't realize once their daughters are in the public schooling system they will become egotistic bitches who will hate you.

>>5558435
Homeschool then?

>>5558435
That's why my kid whoa'nt go to school.

>>5558219
>>5558219
>Year of parent marriage
>1997
>Father's age, 28
>he married at 15 and when the girl at 16

what the f...... Hawaii..., nvm.
Also, Reimu is a Christian, discuss.

>>5558315
>smear poop on her vagina
>accused of being pedophile

>>5558426
>past that they all know how to lie.
And I'm pretty good at seeing through lies as well, but every now wand then I'll play along with what's she's got planned, but make her pay when I finally decide to call her bullshit.

>>5558435
Nah, I'd be best dad of the year all years.

>>5558461
If you didn't see it; the birth certificate was issued in '99.

Your move, Sherlock.

>>5558533
Technically he only said that he named his daughter Reimu. He didn't say anything of when.

I want to, but I'll need a sexy, blonde Aryan woman before that. Pic related.

I want to have a beloved tomboyish daughter.

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

I can't give birth to someone that shares the same genes as me. I can;t have someone living a life as sad as mine.

Yes, a daughter will be had. Because of all women being sluts and whores, I'll have to adopt her.

Doesn't really matter to me.

I'm sterile for life.

Ask the father of two children anything.

So... after seeing so many replies of "I don't want my genes in my children bla bla bla"

I'm wondering: Do people actually believe your flaws and shit are because of your genes? Seriously?

>>5560685
I though BOOF-kun was extremely wealthy.

>>5560716
I'm sure it's been no picnic, but have there been any shining moments?

>>5560720
Well, it's certainly not my fault.

>>5560720
I don't know for others, but I know all of my health related problems come from my genes.

>>5560737
Yeah, but I believe most of you think your social problems are genetic-related and that's utter bullshit.

>>5560720
I've got a number of physical flaws as well as a vast array of emotional ones, of course.

>>5560716
You dress them in frilly dresses, naturally, yes?

If you don't, go away.

I'm pregnant.

>>5560728
If you know that you will become father your view on certain things slowly changes.
It's hard to explain but I always thought that kids are aannoying little basterds who cry the whole day and don't do anything productive.
But if you expect to become a fathers you will definitely enjoy it. (Except if you are some sicko.)
And caring for your own children is not nearly as annoying as caring for other peoples children.

>>5560716
does it hurt to give birth?
8 month pregnant to be mother here

>>5560754
>caring for your own children is not nearly as annoying as caring for other peoples children
You meant, caring for children you believe are your own is not as annoying as caring for children you know aren't your own, right?

>>5560753
Lesbo sex can't get you pregnant.

>>5560761
It can in Gensokyo.

>>5560761
no really.

he came inside.

i hope he takes responsibility.

we arent even engaged.

>>5560752
Dresses are not really good childrens clothing because the children can't really move well in them.
The older one wore one when she got into school though.

>>5560761
STOP LYING

>>5560763
I hope you at least ahegao'd.

>>5560749

I wonder about that. One of my problems is a skin disease with no possible cure. Since it affects my appearance it also affect my social life (ie : women stay as far away as possible from me). So in a sense, you could say for some that their social troubles are linked to genetics.

>>5560764
What about frilly things in general?

>>5560771
No, i didn't realise he was doing it at the time, then when I did i was like "... OH GOD!"

Either way, I'm going to have a child now. How do I tell him?

>>5560779
burn his house down

>>5560779
Wait a minute, you're actually a girl?

>>5560779
Abort.

>>5560771

Stop posting with my fucking name, you immature autistic shitposter.

>>5560785
you're not?

If I ever have a daughter I'm going to name her after a Touhou. Something like Nitori

>>5560785
yeah, but dont treat me differently or anything. It's already caused a shitstorm on /k/. Just ignore my gender please.

>>5560782
no way

>>5560786
I don't want to kill my child.

>>5560791
N...no...?

Is... is that bad?

>>5560796
Yes, /jp/ is a predominantly female board.
We have monthly threads about menstruation and pregnancies, even.

Are you new? You must be from /a/.

>>5560796
take you penis and get out.

CLAMS ONLY

CLAMS FOR LIFE

in my neighborhood i reckon i can find one in the garbage

>>5560795
>I don't want to kill my child.
Why not? Plenty more where it came from.

Woops, maybe I was wrong. Period just started I think.

brb.

>>5560788

Fuck kids.

Goddamn worthless money holes. Same goes for marriage too.

It's a waste of my time and money and I have little of both.

>>5560795
Well, okay.

I... I'm one who directs a lot of hatred towards Marisa on /jp/, and by extension and association via your name/trip, you. Naturally, one assumes the internet populace is male, but since you're a girl, and I don't feel right being abrasive towards women, I apologize.

...Unless you're just an elaborate troll.

>>5560759
I don't know, I was not in the room when my spouse gave birth.
I just don't think that men shoul'd be present during the act of childbirthing.
She said that the joy definitely was bigger than the pain though.

>>5560779
You are not going to have a child untill it is confirmed by a doc.
Go and see one goddammit. You may not be pregnant at all.

>>5560774
Frills are fine IMHO as long as you don't over do it.
My spouse love them and likes to make our oldest daughter wear lots of frills but I want her to move freely and not to look like a dressup doll.

>>5560817
>Fuck kids.

>>5560817
>Fuck kids.
well you are on /jp/ why not

>>5560811
>Period just started I think.

QUICK. SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE VAGINA. IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO STOP IT.

>>5560820
>>5560822
hurrr i am are so funnai

>>5560825
And with 5.7 ammo too.

>>5560753
>>5560763
quit roleplaying you faggot

tripfag Marisa confirmed for yet another irresponsible whore.

Hey, you shoulda made sure he was wearing protection. I hope the baby comes out dead.

Okay im good. Not pregnant. Just a few days late.

>>5558315
I had to clean a friends daughter once, since they left me alone with the kid without warning. I used to feel exactly the same way as you and I've always been terrible with small children. Not anymore though.

>I don't know, I was not in the room when my spouse gave birth.
I just don't think that men shoul'd be present during the act of childbirthing.

Are you 12?

Kids suck. I am going make sure my wife is barren before I marry here.

>>5560839
>tripfag Marisa confirmed for yet another irresponsible whore.
No i was just kidding, all playing you.

I'm still a virgin, /jp/.

Never even kissed a guy before. I have moderate to severe AvPD, and don't talk to guys often, and when I do I scare them off being all tomboyish n stuff.

time to leave.

Attention whoring /k/ posters, in my /jp/?

I'll have a boy.
And he'll live a crazy life like I did.

Well I don't know about everyone else but I intend on having a lot of children and even adopting some as well if I can. I want to raise kids the way they should be raised and contribute positively to the world.
I'm being serious by the way.

Never, couldn't handle the responsibility and i don't like being around people. Completely fine with sex though, if she gets pregnant she's gonna have to die.

>>5560840
What? No dead fetus going to come out?

Aw poop. And I got all excited too.....

>>5560852
Too late Marisa. You'll forever in my eyes be a another worthless whore.

Even for trying to roleplay as one.

>>5560854
ahahahahahaa

>>5560852
Holy cow, where are you from?
Seriously, guys over here tend to accept tomboyish girls as bros.

>>5560854

Children are the bane of existence. They're loud, annoying, shit everywhere and in general intolerable. They cry...oh god do the cry tOO GODDAMN MUCH.

Whenever a child starts crying my blood begins to boil.

>>5560854
What the hell is this shit?

Jesus christ this is pathetic.

>>5560887


haha the whining of a faggot who has yet to fully grow up

>>5560854
>>stopping after 4 lines

Wow what a nerd; he could have kept her going and everything.

Didn't even make it to the womb kissing.

>>5560896
>irony

Yes, it can't be helped

i'd want a daughter like lambdadelta, but i have this fucked paranoia thing in real life where i can't call even a 3dpg loli cute, some really are dawww worthy or i cant admire such in a non-sexual way without thinking about going to jail or getting strange looks from people when i know im not a pedo

would either be called a homo or a pedo, i'm too conscious of those type of things

>>5560897
singaporean ZUN is getting all the e-pussy
you need yo catch up to him! show him what american ZUN is made of!

>>5560896
Ha ha the narrow mindedness of a idiot that does exactly what society tells him to do. Everyone is supposed to adore kids right? If you don't ur a immature fag!

But never mind me! I'll be a ungrown fag over here while you have to deal with 20 loud crying little shits.

>>5560897
ZUN the premature ejaculator

No wait.

I want an army of little girls, a force the world has never seen.

I would rule the world, nobody would fight back. I mean, who would shoot a little girl?

>>5560904
F..f...fujiwara-san!

>>5560919
I would.

>>5560919
>I mean, who would shoot a little girl?

The Israeli army?

>>5560854

>>5560914

>Everyone is supposed to adore kids right?

No, only the immature have problems with them, though.

If your parents thought the same thing, you would never exist (unfortunately, they didn't), so maybe you should shut up about children dude.

>>5560928

>>5560930
> ～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr
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