/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What's the miku phonestrap look like?

>>5561423
It's puffy and round with a shoulders-and-above shot of blushing Miku. Sorta "chibi". The actual charm part is about the size of a large bottlecap

God, I want to believe this is real, but... giving my name and address to some guy on 4chan... ;_;

>>5561449
I understand. I wish I could do something to assuage you because I really do want to give this stuff to someone who wants it.

Charm means keychain?

>>5561460
I suppose that's what they are, but I think you're more just meant to clip them on anything you want with a little lobster clasp. They could be fucking zipper pulls for all I know.

>>5561416
E-mailed.

I think I would feel bad putting a little touhou in my pocket with my keys and getting it all scuffed up, so I will pass on your generous offer.

How do I know you won't mail us small bombs or something? ;_;

Could you provide us with pictures at least?

>I will not provide pictures for anything but the charms because I like the element of surprise

Yeah right...

>>5561487
That's why you buy multiple keychains so that you can rotate through them. I use an average of one per three months. Amounts to about $20 a year. Not bad.

GOD YOU GUYS.

I want to believe.

I really do.

Can you send it to Brazil?

I want so bad. :<

>>5561531
Yes.

>>5561520
I'm pretty sure those are all cleverly disguised miniature explosives.

I want it so bad, but my brain keeps telling me no.

This one came out shitty. But it's my honest plea.

Will you send to Canada?

Will the bombs kill me the instant I open the box? That would be awesome.

>>5561543
Yeah, same.
I can't help but feel that this is just a ploy to get names and addresses.

I sent replies to the two (;_;) that emailed me so far, so please check. I had a question for one of you.

I have the email all written and ready, but I dunno if I really should. I mean the photos are nice but I'm still not sure you won't keep all our info or something.

>>5561560
I'm in Canada, so by all means.

small bombs.

>>5561562
Me too. Someone so nice they would ship stuff in other countries for free can't possibly be real.

>>5561569
Is there anything I can do that will help?

>>5561574
I'm only shipping worldwide because every item can be sent regular mail. I really wish I knew how to help people believe without putting myself in jeopardy!

Yeah, no, I smell a rat.

And it isn't a cute little touhou mouse like Nazrin. It's a big ugly e-mail list and market research rat.

I'd really like one of those Reimu keychains. But I'd rather pay outrageous import prices than take the risk.

Will you ship back to Japan?

I'd happily receive that stuff for free but I'd feel bad about taking it for myself when I could go down to Akihabara and buy it whenever, and this board is full of people who will probably never have that opportunity...

>>5561583
And I really wish I could accept free gifts from nice random strangers without putting myself in jeopardy.

>>5561583
Timestamp a thumbsup with the Remilia charm standing on the Cirno pin. All I need to know, I really want this stuff.

I just can't trust this. ;_; But it want it. ;_;

>>5561570
What province?

does the EXIF data of those photos check out? are they legit?

Emailed.

Sent.

>>5561610
Saskatchewan.

reported for illegal scamming

Okay, the following are taken:
Both Flandre charms
Sakuya charm
Patchy charm
Remilia charm
Miku phonestrap

Sent.

It's fucking /jp/ not /b/, calm down with the paranoia.

Are those two Remilia charms I see in the pictures? Are both up for grabs?

>>5561596
Didn't resize sorry.

>>5561658
Enjoy getting gangraped

>>5561658
I don't mean to spread doubt, but you can't trust everyone.

>>5561659
Sorry, I love SDM enough to keep one of each for me.

>>5561667
DELETE
NOW

DON'T ASK, NO TIME FOR THIS OR YOUR THREAD IS GONNA BE A SHITSTORM.

>Patchy charm
>taken
Fuck my paranoia.

Emailed

>>5561612

The date is completely off, but they ARE taken within a minute of each other...

IMHO, OP is probably legit and a good guy(?), but I'll still pass.

>>5561667
>painted fingernails
If this is legit OP is risking a lot more than just her address.

>>5561681
Sorry, I got the last one.

>>5561667
>Nailpolish

900 posts incoming.

>>5561667
You have cute fingers

>>5561667
Hey baby what's your sign

>>5561667
Do guys normally put on nail polish?

Where in Canada? If it's in Ontario I might buy some stuff since shipping would be nothing.

Can you tell me what you have left?

>>5561667
Are you a cute trap or just a faggot?

>>5561667
email sent, reply soon.

>>5561696
1. You're not paying for anything.
2. He's paying for the shipping.

>>5561636
>Sakuya charm
>taken

Oh that's too bad I think I regret it a litt

>>5561667
Glad I didn't do it

>girl on /jp/

What's stopping one of us from going to the return address and raping you?

>>5561708
The fact that you'd have to leave your room.

>>5561667
Do the Touhou keychains come with your number?

>>5561708
Going outside, for one.

>>5561710
Yeah, and I live in assfuck nowhere.

>>5561708
This is /jp/. If you were really going to rape some one, why would you bother traveling all that way to do so?

>>5561708
I would like to think we are retarded faggots who won't leave the house to do something like that?

>>5561708

You must be new here. Please keep in mind that 3D is pig disgusting. Thank you and have a pleasant evening.

Question is "why would you want to get rid of all this?"

>>5561708
>Saskatchewan

Yeah, good luck getting there.

>>5561712
So you must be willing to settle for less, right?

>>5561724
It's been almost a whole year of no use. I got most of it in packs (like the postcards) and I kept the stuff I wanted. And all the charms are just doubles because I spent 100$ on a box of them and then when I returned home I wanted to kill myself for buying so many.

I fear that whoever gave his real adress is most likely going to end up in bad shit. Like receiving anthrax, bombs or have his adress used to smuggle shit and end up arrested for a crime he didn't commit.

What's left:
Reimu charm x 2
Marisa charm x 1
Alice charm x 1
Meiling charm x 1
Udonge charm x 1
Patchouli charm x 1
Tewi charm x 1

Tatara keychain (PLEASE list second/third choices because I'm not sure where I put this.)

Udonge phonestrap

Yukari pin
Ran pin
Chen pin
Letty pin
Cirno pin

Udonge & Tewi postcard
Udonge postcard (deformed/chibi)
Udonge postcard (regular)
Lolita Tewi x Yukkureisen postcard
Marisa, Udonge, Reimu, Tenshi, Iku postcard
Sakuya, Patchy, Meiling, Remilia, Flandre postcard
Nekomimi Marisa, Udonge, Tewi, Usamimi Reimu, Inumimi Kaguya postcard
Large Flandre and Remilia clock face sticker

>>5561717
An excellent ideal, but we're all aware that we have posters in our midst who don't believe as we do.
I hope OP doesn't get in trouble.

OP IS A GIRL
OP IS A GIRL
OP IS A GIRL
OP IS A GIRL
OP IS A GIRL

>>5561733
Fair enough. Pretty generous of you.

>>5561678
You did not listen to me ;_;

>>5561745
I'm sorry Anon, I didn't understand what I had done until it was too late!

>>5561743
OMG o_O

If you promise to include explosives I'll order something.

E-Mailed.

I emailed you a question.

>>5561743

Girls aren't this nice, and guys would be too paranoid.

There is only one logical outcome.

>>5561766
It's a bird?

Replied again.

>>5561776

Don't forget to tell us what you got by mail later.

OP, where are you from?

>>5561787
Read the thread.

Update:
Meiling charm x 1
Udonge charm x 1
Tewi charm x 1

Tatara keychain (PLEASE list second/third choices because I'm not sure where I put this.)

Udonge phonestrap

Yukari pin
Ran pin
Chen pin
Letty pin
Cirno pin

Udonge & Tewi postcard
Udonge postcard (deformed/chibi)
Udonge postcard (regular)
Lolita Tewi x Yukkureisen postcard
Marisa, Udonge, Reimu, Tenshi, Iku postcard
Sakuya, Patchy, Meiling, Remilia, Flandre postcard
Nekomimi Marisa, Udonge, Tewi, Usamimi Reimu, Inumimi Kaguya postcard
Large Flandre and Remilia clock face sticker

oh god I hope I'm keeping up correctly.

Only Meiling charm is left.

>>5561794
Tatara Kogasa? If yes I call dibs and will email my address.

>>5561813
Set aside for you. Awaiting your email.

Could you actually write a message or something on the postcards when you send them?

Emailed...hope theres a charm left for me >.<

>>5561816
Sent~

>>5561827
If you want? I was just going to send them in an envelope but sure.

>>5561827
>look mom ! I got a postcard from a girl !

>>5561812
Is this message fake? I just got told I was going to get the Tewi charm.

>>5561841
I'm going to frame it and hang it above my PC.

>>5561831
>emoticons
I hope OP sends you nothing, faggot.

The Unabomber's comeback: Touhou Edition.
Oh well, it's not like I have something to lose.

>>5561846
Thats not very nice :P

>>5561827
>>5561827

>>5561842
I'm getting a LOT of emails simultaneously and posting here before I reply sometimes, if I said you'll get it, you'll get it!

>>5561827
;_;

>>5561840
I think it would be more fun to have a memento of /jp/ than just another piece of Touhou merchandise (I have a bunch of Touhou stuff already).

also, >>5561841

>>5561870
That's the main reason why I'm interested: having something from /jp/.

what's left:
Yukari pin
Ran pin
Chen pin
Letty pin

Udonge & Tewi postcard
Udonge postcard (deformed/chibi)
Udonge postcard (regular)
Lolita Tewi x Yukkureisen postcard
Marisa, Udonge, Reimu, Tenshi, Iku postcard
Nekomimi Marisa, Udonge, Tewi, Usamimi Reimu, Inumimi Kaguya

postcard
Large Flandre and Remilia clock face sticker

>>5561846
op just emailed me
Here, have a cup of yogHURT.

Thanks, OP. Here, have a picture of Chen being manly.

How long do you think it'll take the stuff to get to the destinations?

Several weeks from now we'll see more threads of this except, this time the Anon will be selling them.

>>5561886
Don't be mean to anon.
He may be rude, but he's right.

>>5561909
They will just be sent as regular letters so...
Canadians = about a week
USA = about 12 days
Elsewhere = 14~20 days, sorry.
Canada Post is the absolute worst postal service ever, sorry!

Remaining:

Yukari pin
Ran pin
Letty pin

Udonge & Tewi postcard
Udonge postcard (deformed/chibi)
Udonge postcard (regular)
Lolita Tewi x Yukkureisen postcard
Nekomimi Marisa, Udonge, Tewi, Usamimi Reimu, Inumimi Kaguya postcard
Large Flandre and Remilia clock face sticker

So, how many dicks have you sucked?

This is the first time I spoke to someone from /jp/ instead of using /jp/ as my medium. Though it's still through emails.

Feels weird.

>>5561956
About 50 and I bought them all on ebay.

>>5561963
OP apparently posts on /cgl/.

Just a few things left.

Ran pin
Letty pin

Udonge & Tewi postcard
Udonge postcard (deformed/chibi)
Udonge postcard (regular)
Lolita Tewi x Yukkureisen postcard
Nekomimi Marisa, Udonge, Tewi, Usamimi Reimu, Inumimi Kaguya postcard

mail sent

>>5561935
>Elsewhere = 14~20 days, sorry.
;_;, thanks anyway OP.

If I didn't have easy access to this kind of crap by hopping on a train to Akihabara for less than two bucks I'd go for it.

reply sent

Well this being /jp/ I won't be disappointed in the least if OP doesn't (or can't) follow through on the stuff, and I get plenty of spam in my mailbox anyways for credit cards and other shit so giving away my address is trivial. If I get a free piece of swag, awesome! If not, I've lost nothing. And OP seems to be a good person so I have a feeling it will more likely be the former. Most of the rest of this board would probably sell them at the least if they wanted to get rid of them. So thanks again for being cool, OP.

>>5562123
Protip : If you receive white powder, don't touch or smell it.

>>5562123
>giving away my address is trivial
I was more worried about having my personal info posted on 4chan and someone googling my address and finding out I go to /jp/ through easymodo.

Letty pin

Udonge postcard (deformed/chibi)
Udonge postcard (regular)
Marisa, Udonge, Reimu, Tenshi, Iku postcard

If you want postcards you can ask for multiples, just want to be able to start writing envelopes now.

Udonge postcard (deformed/chibi)
Udonge postcard (regular)

Useless bunny.

here is a terrible temporary thank you

>>5562242
Hey, Fuck you.
Her charm was my first pick.

>>5562242
I wanted one, but I just can't give away my address ;_;

>>5562264
She was actually the most popular I think. I ended giving away the one I kept for myself because I accidentally promised one too many away.

Thank you very much OP. I look forward to getting my little girl charm and putting it on top of my monitor or something like that.

>>5562245
FUKKEN SAVED.
Thank you Anon!

Ok, it's all gone. I'm just giving away the Udonge postcards to the Udonge strap people. Thanks for participating everyone. I will mail you all when I send out your shit.

Thank you so much, kind Anon.

Fuck I just woke up, saw this thread and was about to reply with "ILL TAKE YOUR VIRGINITY" but then actually read the thread, and realized op is a girl... ugh

>>5562395
>shit
Don't call my waifu shit.

Thanks.

>>5562424
Tough world we live it, bra.

Hm, too late huh? Oh well

One last post from me to hopefully put some fears to rest. Packaging is fun.

>>5562538
Are you using those envelopes to send our stuff or are those for the postcards?

>>5562616
Those are all charms.

Oh my goooooood.

Also,

So one can also get some postcards if they have already been assigned a different gift?

Haha, i'm going to get ready for some weird looks if those are the envelopes.

>>5562627
I'm actually out of stuff now, sorry! Every single thing got claimed.

Oh no that's fine, I was just being greedy.

>>5562625
Oh okay.

I know what to expect in a week or so now. I thought it would be a plain white envelope or something.

>>5562637
I feel you bro, the address I gave OP was my school's (faculty).
Oh god.