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any premature folks here? i usually come in less than 2 mins when i'm masturbating, so i was wondering how long i would last if i were to do it with a girl?

>> No.5585749

Probably around 2 minutes.

>> No.5585746

>>5585740
1 nanosecond.

>> No.5585754

that macro never fails to make me laugh

>> No.5585753

im gay

>> No.5585762

>>5585740
If I pressure masterbate, I can come within like... 25 seconds to be honest. If I dry hump my bed or something, its usually like 2 minutes, but I only did that back when I first started. I hate being horny, so comming so quickly is actually not that bad.

>> No.5585784

>>5585762
Glad to hear i'm not the only one dry humping beds.

>> No.5585788

You can use a fleshlight to increase your endurance.

>> No.5585796

>>5585749
slut

>> No.5585798

i cum 50 times without running out of sperm
im super mare
my name is super mare

>> No.5585800

Otaku Culture.

>> No.5585816

>>5585800
otakus are all about feeling bad because they can never please a real woman
"well fuck that she look like neanderthal anyway" he say, groaning as he retreats to his bedroom-cave, shirt caked with cum, teeth literally rotting in his mouth, 200 pounds over healthy weight

>> No.5585825

i hate the new /jp/

>> No.5585826

>>5585816
No need to project there, 3D lover.

>> No.5585823

>>5585816
deleted is an otaku and he has pleasured many women by kissing their wombs on irssii

>> No.5585828

reported for autism

>> No.5585836

>>5585823
>irssii

what the fuck is this my mind is full of fuck

>> No.5585838

/jp/ changed after people stopped playing cosmic break, and playing touhou 12.5 all day

>> No.5585840
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5585840

now its your turn to have pleasure

>> No.5585847

>>5585825
it all went downhill with the currybutt ban

>> No.5585848

your fapping endurance really has little to do with it.

If you're doing it with a girl for the first time, you'll probably be nervous- now, when you're nervous, do you cum instantly or does it take for-fucking ever because you're preoccupied by worry? The answer for each person is going to be different.

All I can say is don't let her ride you the first time, be on top. For some reason, the weight of her on your stomach area right above your junk (at least for me) makes it end in about 30 seconds.

>> No.5585852

>>5585828
>reported
>I said reported guys
>stob idddd!!

>> No.5585865

>>5585847
BRING BACK THE BUTT

>> No.5585871

>>5585848
>not a virgin

Just... get the fuck out.

>> No.5585879

>>5585828
announcing something what you just did is a sign of autism.

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5585877

>>5585852

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5585887

>>5585871

u mad that I've kissed wombs?

>> No.5585898

Let's do it guys

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~Support Currybutt unban~
99% of teens on /jp/ support the mods in their cyberbullying efforts. Put this in your sig if you're part of the 1% that doesn't. Support CurryButt.

>> No.5585903

>>5585871
You don't have to impress the losers on here.

>> No.5585927

>>5585903
Do I look like someone who tries to earn the respect of anyone in this place?

>> No.5585934

>>5585927
No
*grabs dick*

>> No.5585935
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5585935

>>5585898
We can make this happen
_____________________________________________

凸[◣_◢]凸 UNBAN CURRYBUTT PUT THIS IN YOUR SIG IF YOU SUPPORT /jp/ 凸[◣_◢]凸

~Support Haruhi1994 for mod~Put this in your sig!
~Support Currybutt unban~
99% of teens on /jp/ support the mods in their cyberbullying efforts. Put this in your sig if you're part of the 1% that doesn't. Support CurryButt.

>> No.5585937

>>5585927
you just have autism

>> No.5585953

>>5585927
No but I won't care if you're banned.

>> No.5585952
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5585952

>>5585934
xD *punches wall, is 300 pounds*

_____________________________________________

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~Support Haruhi1994 for mod~Put this in your sig!
~Support Currybutt unban~
99% of teens on /jp/ support the mods in their cyberbullying efforts. Put this in your sig if you're part of the 1% that doesn't. Support CurryButt.

>> No.5585960

>>5585762
>>5585784
I do that to, its how I first started, but I started learning to do it normally a couple of years ago so that I could fap to H-games. Still, its a lot easier to reach orgasm masturbating prone against a bed, its pretty much guaranteed with little effort.

>> No.5585964

>>5585927
Taiga, how far along is your manga? You just got done with page 2, amirite?

>> No.5585966

>>5585952

>Taiga
>Dem sigs

Oh god,I should have saved that "MAXIMUM TROLLING" picture....

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5585982

>>5585966

>> No.5585985

didnt know currybutt was banned now only a few more trip fags namely jones and /jp/ will be wonderful.

also no, not premature.

>> No.5585993

>>5585982

Thanks

>> No.5586017

If she's on top, Just tell her to keep going.

Who cares if it hurts me? It's just pain.

>> No.5588988

>>5585982
i don't get it

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5589030

I can fap for up to five hours and nothing happens. I hate everyone in this thread.

>> No.5589042

>Haruhi1994
Oh god why did you make me remember that faggot?

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