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5587525 No.5587525 [Reply] [Original]

what are some fun things you would like to do with Saten?

>> No.5587531

Buttwind get out.

>> No.5587530

Rape.
That's all they do in Japan.

>> No.5587553

carnival
fireworks
and a comedic movie

>> No.5587572
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5587572

depends how old she is...

>> No.5587601

>>5587572

18

now get out

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Go out with her..
Go eat some ice cream, maybe a movie.
Then watch some scary ass movies so that shell be all scared and clingy ^^
maybe even....you know..

Also...great thread OP

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>>5587531

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>>5587601
ysomad?

>> No.5587642

Punch her in the throat and piss on her head as she gasps for air while calling her a worthless level 0, then stomp on her face

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>>5587642
duuuude...whaaaaaaaat

>> No.5587662

>>5587642

Not cool anon.

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>>5587615

>> No.5587665

cut her in various spots.
cut open her stomach.
and then ill let the semen flow

>> No.5587685

Stalk her until she meets Biribiri and then change targets

>> No.5587697

Go out on an autistic date

>> No.5587705

Kick and stomp on her head until she starts gurgling and twitching.

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>>5587642

>> No.5587702

>>5587601
14

Get it right

>> No.5587714

Catch the girl with a net spread up in the forest canopy. Take her alive. Take her home. Poke out her eyes and put her in a small cage. Force-feed her oats and millet and figs until she has swollen to four times her normal size. Drown her in brandy. Roast her whole, in an oven at high heat, for six to eight minutes. Bring her to the table. Place a cloth—a napkin will do—over my head to hide my cruelty from the sight of God. Put the whole girl into my mouth, with only the beak protruding from my lips. Bite. Put the beak on my plate and begin chewing, gently. I will taste three things: First, the sweetness of the flesh and fat. This is God. Then, the bitterness of the guts will begin to overwhelm me. This is the suffering of Jesus. Finally, as my teeth break the small, delicate bones and they begin to lacerate my gums, I will taste the salt of my own blood, mingling with the richness of the fat and the bitterness of the organs. This is the Holy Spirit, the mystery of the Trinity—three united as one. It is cruel. And beautiful

>> No.5587736

>>5587714
>>5587714
>>5587705
>>5587705
>>5587665
>>5587665
>>5587642
>>5587642
Guys, guys, guys... Shouldn't you be like.. On /b/ or something?

>> No.5587751

>>5587736
are you telling "moi" to go to /b/?

>> No.5587764

>>5587736
post more CP, fag

>> No.5587766

>>5587751
>>5587751
Seeing as you're talking french, just go die in a fire kthx

>> No.5587782

>>5587766
For once I actually agree with you.

>> No.5587783
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>>5587766

>> No.5587814

>>5587783
Do I have to be mad to want someone to die in a fire?
I don't think so, now go do it

>> No.5587825

You know, these threads aren't as annoying anymore since the autistic guy responsible for them learned how to speak english.

>> No.5587832

>>5587825
My grammar nazi sense is tingling...

>> No.5587837
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>>5587814

>> No.5587838

>>5587814
He just told you off by stating you are a homo and you didn't even have the mental capacity to counter his argument.

Feels bad, man.

>> No.5587855

>>5587832
That's alright.

I'm still way above the average american if it comes to english grammar.

>> No.5587854

>>5587838
I'm actually laughing at the pictures...
Also obvious samefag

>> No.5587870

>>5587855
trudat

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>> No.5587877

>>5587837
>>5587837
Also, I'm the only one on this entire board that doesn't listen to touhou music...

>> No.5587881

I'd get her drunk.

Have her drink lots of beer, but make excuses every time she needs to go the the bathroom about how she can't.

Then I'd fuck her, and she'd piss everywhere, and I'd jizz.

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>>5587872
Y, youmad?

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>>5587854

>> No.5587893
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The French-hating pedophile is rather enraged.

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>>5587886

>> No.5587904

>>5587889
you just said you raped me out of your own will, feels bad to say you're gay?

>> No.5587906

>>5587889
Suigin Suigin!
Mite Mite, we're friends right?
Explain these images to me, they're hilarious.

>>5587881
Just like rape, she'd be all turned on after the first time, then it would be like sprinkler.

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>>5587904

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>>5587894
>>5587893
>>5587889
>>5587872
>>5587837
>>5587783
So mad

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>>5587912
Ya,you too

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>>5587915

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>>5587935
Fuck yeah breakfast, even though I already had 3 full meals today cuz I'm not black like the guy handing it, but oh well...

>> No.5587962

The Saten shitposter, a shitposter from /b/ and Suigin acting like a retard (as usual). What a great thread.

>> No.5587973

>>5587962
Incoming hilarious macro he got from gbs. Get ready!!!

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>>5587962
wut u mean ?

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>>5587962
>>5587962
>>5587962
Also, he always acts like this?
I feel sorry for your board...

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>>5587973
>>5587962

>> No.5587999

>>5587990
Every single day.

>> No.5588002

>>5587991
>>5587991
Who gave that nigger food ?

>> No.5588011
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>>5587999
come to /b/
It's more fun there, and there's less of his kind...
More trolls & spambots though...

>> No.5588019

hey daigo you should make more macros

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>>5588019
can't even get a good argument...

>> No.5588096

>>5588060
says the guy who got buttangry at macros

>> No.5588108

>>5588011
It's filled with scene kids and other underageb& who don't have autism like the rest of us clearly do.

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>>5588108
>>5588108
Well...Yeah...
But it'll get back to kind of normal after summer...

please hold

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>>5588120
...

>> No.5588587

>56 posts and 23 image replies omitted.
Oh boy.

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