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I'm going to fuck all of Sakutarou's holes.

>old whored out mothers

I'll pass.

Incest.jpg huh.

>>5660448
Diplomatic immunity

Rosa > Kyrie = Natsuhi = Eva

Is it just me or is Kyrie's ass way out of proportion with her legs?

Kyrie is the best and sexiest Umineko even if you include every character. Rosa is second.

nappi

rosa>natsuhi=kyrie>eva

I want to stick my dick in Natsuhi so bad.

I'd go for the BEST MOM EVER, of course

>>5660481
This.
Natsuhi is pretty cute though.

Eva probably has the best body and is the best fuck considering how much she practices martial arts.

Fuck, I don't know.

>>5660445
Rosa
>>5660497
Eva

>>5660507
But she's the oldest one too, right?

>>5660507

you would have to have hideyoshi's penis otherwise she'd crush mine thats why i put her last

>>5660444

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Do I go for the yandere murderer, the delusional murderer, the actually pretty cool kong fu aunt, or the slut chaotic neutral murderer?

I'd go for Eva and hold her tight.

What's so good about Natsuhi? Everything screams OOOOOLLLLLD about her. At least Eva is doing martial arts, so her body should be a pleasant one.

>>5660524
Hotter than Jessica's fists

>>5660445
Dat Hime-cut.

>>5660542
She gets abused, I guess.

>>5660548
Kinda

Consider the following: Eva most likely got into an epic fight with Sayo in the real Rokkenjima incident.

>>5660524
FOOL
You don't rate MILF by age! It's a different game, bro.

EVA-Beato is pretty cute. Eva herself ages fairly well, but for marriage material I'd prefer Natsuhi.

natsuhi

>>5660578
But but...

>>5660542
some people like old styled women, plus shes moe and has sex hair

>>5660596
Actually Eva would be the best marriage material. She cares for her family the most compared to the rest and she is smart enough to know how to help best. Natsuhi cares too much for things like honor and is psycho, Rosa is selfish and get blinded by that selfishness, and Kryie is like Eva in most ways except borderline yandere at the same time.

Why are the MILFs hotter than any harem has ever been in the last ten years?

Who do you think is the most ticklish?

>>5660786
Because they are naturally moe/sexy without having been manufactured for the purposes of selling character-related merchandise like the "heroines" in most VNs.

>>5660445

I'd follow tradition. There'd be cookies and milf for them.

Rosa, obviously.

>>5660930
Don't know about most ticklish, but Natsuhi would probably have the best reaction in how she would blush furiously holding it in while futilely trying to pry your hand away.

>>5660764
Kryie only cares about her husband, thats all. even though i like yandere, here yandere scared the fuck out of me , i like natsuhi the most then rosa.

>>5660542
>What's so good about Natsuhi?

Precisely that. She's a good girl, which is why seeing her being taken by force is so hot.

>>5661002
her* not here*, my bad

I'd follow tradition, there'd be cookies and milf.

>>5660497
So where does "Rosa had twintails when she was young" come from? It seems a very common fan depiction.

Without a second thought.

>>5661006
Is that whole thing scanned somewhere or is that just a preview page?

>>5661006
o shit!, is that a really a donji of a milf, better yet natsuhi ,not beato and yoai... we need more of the milfs in hentai

The thing about Rosa is, she's probably the only Umineko mother that actually would go for the average /jp/ Anonymous. She'll give her body to any random guy that can tell her a few sappy lines and give her attention.

>>5661006
Are there any more natshui donjis?

>>5661047

>>5661057
That's part of the witch's illusion.

>>5660997
Excellent

>>5661032

you have too say one thing about r07, hes good at making milfs, he should make a vn with just them

>>5661047
>would go for the average /jp/ Anonymous

Not quite.

>>5661101
>>5661057
You will never have sex with rosa

sadfrog.jpg

>>5661056
>>5661037
>>5661043
I found it on pixiv; don't know if it's a preview or not. There are more pages, so I'll post them.

>>5661021
From some shitty fanmade anime....

Marry Natsuhi
Kill Eva
Rape Rosa
Befriend Kyrie

>>5661123
This is probably that scene in Episode 1, except instead of Jessica showing up...

>>5661047

this, i haven't stopped imagining myself giving all my love aswell as tolerance of maria for her

>>5661101

she's just not thinking straight right?.... :_:

>>5661143
...It's Batora.

>>5661149

>>5661085

>>5661158

>>5661163

>>5661101
>>5661057
That was all a trick by Beatrice to make Maria hate her mother. It was just an illusion.

The real Rosa would NEVER say she doesn't love her daughter. NEVER.

>>5661177
Suuuuuure.

>>5661177
Hahaha, you funny chap.

>>5661177
Episode 5 said that you can't make a piece take actions that are impossible or contrary to its nature, regardless of who's actually controlling it.

Also, you can't trust anything not in red. Was it ever said in red text that Rosa doesn't like virgins? No, it wasn't.

>>5661215
>you can't trust anything not in red

A good part of ryu's rant was about this mentality though.

>>5661210
It's part of Rosa's nature to say things that she doesn't mean just because she's angry/depressed/randomly lashing out at the world.

>>5661226
Could you post a link to that, or the text, please?

>>5661226
R07 has no right to complain.

>>5661263
Good old crying Battler

>>5661263

I think I liked Battler more when he was moe and didn't want anyone in the family/servants to be the culprit.

>>5661263
>>/rs/You_are_incompetent.jpg

>>5661234
Eh, I don't have it right now, but it's said plenty of times by featherine.

>>5661317
So you're implying that Featherine is a self-insert for the author?

But she only wrote the games after the first two. So 07th Expansion is really two people, or has a split personality?

don't mind me.

>>5661226
The whole thing about not being able to see the truth without love was an attack on this mode of thought.

>>5661320

Featherine is not R07. She's basically a tool used by him to help people understand the mystery. She represents the solution. Ange represents the reader.

>>5661325
WHAT IS A MAN

>>5661320
Yes, I'd say they she's a bit of a self-insert of ryu.She's her own character too, though, but he uses some of her dialog to critizise some people's way of reading his work, especially about LOVE being very important.

>>5661325
lolumad

What is love? Baby don't hurt me. Baby don't hurt me, no more.

>>5661325
Eh? Isn't that basic philosophy straight from Battlestar Galactica?

Let's get the thread back on topic: MILFs.

Performance in bed aside, which of the aunts do you think would make for the most pleasant company?

>>5661350
Asumu

>>5661350
Depends on what kind of company.

>>5661325
Wow. I didn't think this would anger me at all. Boy, was I wrong.

>>5661372
Think she's going to show up in a flashback?

>>5661343
So, a bit off topic, NACK. Now that both the translated ep6 and ep7 are released, how long will you stay here?

>>5661420
More likely a flashforward

>>5661426
I don't know, there isn't anything interesting in the other boards.

>>5661467
Oh, it wasn't an attack, though.
It's just that you suddenly left when ep6 wasn't translated, due to spoilers.

>>5661372
yeah, i have a feeling shes going too show up , I mean shes the biggest mystery

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>>5661488
Yeah, well, I may leave once EP7 is out, but I know I will end up getting spoiled either way.

Can Natsuhi give me a footjob?

I hope Santa's bringing these bitches a breast reduction for Christmas.

Rosa

Anyone who does not pick natsuhi is masochistic or something

Rosa.

Natsuhi>Kyrie>Eva>train
This is my opinion.

If this post ends in doubles, all of them

I've realized something. Eva was RIGHT. George SHOULDN'T marry Shannon, Shannon IS a terrible waifu material, given the whole serial killer thing.

Eva was RIGHT!

idk who these are, but in my fantasies, I would get with the one to the left of the one holding the stuffed animal.

but in real life, i'd end up with the one holding the stuffed animal.