/jp/ - Otaku Culture

FUCK OFF

good luck

>>5740346
Okay listen you fuckwit, I'm tired of seeing your shitpost all the time.
FIrst off, you fucking twerp, it's konnichiwa, not Gomenasai.
KO NI CHI FUCKING WA. Gomenasai means sorry.
Second, you're a fucking retard for thinking japanese games are superior in any kind. They're as good and bas as american ones. I also bet your drawings look like shit.
Now, you fucking faggot, let me teach you something about swords.
The best thing your glorious Katana can cut through is a bamboo straw, and NOT FUCKING STEEL. LEARN THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE.And it's folded about 10 times, for a total 800 kayers at fucking most. Nobody's gonna sit 5 years in his room and polish a rod, exept you maybe because you can't get any pussy.
Now, you're telling me that you know stuff about japanese history. HA HA FUCKING HA FAGGOT. You couldn'T even get a proper Kana if your life depended on it, not like it's worth anything. No fucking one wears a goddamn Kimono in the streets, you retarded fuckwit.
Go on, move to Japan, get laughed at by fucking everyone, I might just fly with you to have a seat in the front row when your spirit is shattered to a thousand bits. No one is gonna like an acne-ridden wannabe-japanese who doesn't know shit about the culture he so disgustingly admires.

Now, kindly fuck off and die, you scum of the earth.

Luck, you're gonna need a shitload of it to get anywhere,

Oh, are we replying to copypasta?

*ahem*'

OP, how do you feel about the fact that I can beat your ass?

>>5740365
Awww, come on, I wanted to post it.

Good luck!
fight-o!

>>5740365
/jp/ - trolls trollan trolls

OP is lookin' sharp.

>>5740380
It's /jp/-Copypasta actually

>>5740369

>27 years old
>try to attend high school


...Can somoene explain this to me ?

>>5740407
Arc is lying, he doesn't know Aikido. Even White Ren can beat him in a fight.

>>5740416

It's copypasta, I don't gotta explain SHIT.

I imagine it would be hilarious indeed if he bumbled into a high-school, got beaten up by the school bullies, then thrown out on the street, where some Yakuza basically beat him until he can't see, hear, or cry.

How does it make you feel, knowing you will never be as Japanese as Ken-sama?

forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fuck this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

>>5740430

Good, man.

>>5740424
Said the hot stud that boinked the German Orin and Okuu.

>>5740437
You know the world sucks when an entire country comes out of the close on an image board...

>>5740483
Is that so? Sorry but I'm not him, I'm rotating on random tripcode with each post I make.

Nihao /jp/ I am China?

Do you know your dorrar birs made in China?

> upgraded traduction
> goddamit, can't find any french wearing a kimono


Désolé /otaku/, je suis Monsieur Ichigo de Metz.

J'ai 27 ans et je suis un Otaku Français. Je dessine des Animes et Mangas, et je passe mes journées à perfectionner mon art et à jouer aux jeux Japonais Haut-de-Gamme. (Disgaea II, Final Fantasy X, God Hand)

Je m'entraine au Katana tous les jours, cette arme de rang supérieur peut même couper de l'acier du fait de son entretien exceptionnel mais surtout car c'est une arme raffinée, puissante et élémentaire, parfaite pour nous autres Français. Ma dextérité m'a donné la possibilité d'avoir une licence, je m'améliore de plus en plus.

Je parle Japonais avec aisance, maitrise parfaitement les Kanjis dans leur totalité, et n'ai aucun problème d'écriture. Je sais tout ce qu'il y a à savoir sur le Japon, leur histoire, leurs coutumes... Je les pratique à 100%.

Dès que j'aurai fait le nécessaire, je compte partir à Tokyo, m'inscrire dans une école prestigieuse et bourgeoise, et apprendre encore plus sur cette magnifique culture. J'espère pouvoir intégrer les studios Ghibli ou devenir game designer chez Square Enix !

Je suis déjà en possession de plusieurs kimonos, que je porte tous les jours d'ailleurs, je veux déjà m'y habituer avant mon départ au Japon pour mieux m'intégrer dans leur société. Je m'incline et salue respectueusement les personnes âgées ainsi que mes ainés, je leur parle d'ailleurs souvent en Japonais, mais ils ne me répondent pas.

Souhaitez moi bonne chance pour mon arrivée au Japon !

>>5740763
Jesus, french sure looks like shit.

>>5740772
I thought the mod fucked you over and banned you for three days.

>>5740772
You're just mad 'cause French is stylin' on you.

>>5740763
That was a fucking stupid thing to do......... i'll add it to my copypasta folder anyway.

> je suis Monsieur Ichigo de Metz.
I'm french but i lol'd.

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>>5740772
Serais-tu frustré que la langue française soit en tout point supérieure à l'anglais ?

>>5740818
Still, i wouldn't read Higurashi in french if you know what i mean, fuck you.

Isnt there a reverse form of this copypasta? The foreigner wanting to become an american cowboy?

>>5740839
Yeah, Kenichi Smith or something.

>>5740790
I'm invincible.

>>5740818
FUCK YOU AND YOUR SPOKEN SHIT.

>>5740852
Hé, tu n'es pas en colère, n'est-ce pas?

>>5740849
Howdy /jp/, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting my craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks)

I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch emblem on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both Texas and the Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil!

I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

>>5740852
god damn it.

>>i live in japan
>>its fukken hot
>>just got back from dinner with nihonjins
>>ofuro'd and am now wearing yukata

:/ whatever i do what i want

>>5740839
Howdy /jp/, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

Dinosaurs are one of the coolest things from my childhood, and I remember all the dinos-- MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAURS, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I FEEL ABOUT THEM? MOTHERFUCKER, I WANT A CUTE LITTLE VELOCIRAPTOR AS A PET, TO CUDDLE UP WITH HIS FEATHERS AND EVERYTHING. I DON'T MEAN A JURASSIC PARK VELOCIRAPTOR EITHER, THAT'S A DIENONYCHUS, I'M TALKING ABOUT A REAL VELOCIRAPTOR. ABOUT THE SIZE OF A CAT, AND IT'S A PACK ANIMAL, SO IT WOULD BE LIKE HAVING A TWO LEGGED DOG COVERED IN FEATHERS. I'D TOTALLY NAME HIM SOMETHING AWESOME, LIKE NATHANIEL OR SOMETHING, AND I'D CARRY HIM AROUND WITH ME, AND MAYBE TEACH HIM TO STAND ON MY SHOULDER, AND ALL THE GIRLS WOULD BE ALL OVER IT, THEY'D BE "OH, MATT, THAT'S A CUTE LITTLE RAPTOR YOU'VE GOT THERE, CAN I PET HIM?" AND I'D BE LIKE, "WELL, SURE YOU CAN, NATHANIEL LIKES BEAUTIFUL WOMEN." AND THEN SHE'D BE ALL BLUSHY, AND WE'D START A MEANINGFUL CONVERSATION ABOUT RAPTORS, BECAUSE WOMEN LOVE DINOSAURS.
I'D HAVE NATHANIEL SIT ON MY DESK AND KEEP ME COMPANY ALL DAY.

I love where this thread is going.

>>5740859
EAT YOUR SHIT FUCKER. BY SHIT I MEAN FRENCH LANGUAGE.

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>>5740889
Il est frustré
>>5740889
Prend ça relaxe!

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Reported.

>>5740930
Reported for speaking shit.

This pasta allways makes me laugh a little.

Just made this, enjoy

Ursäkta /otaku/, mitt namn är Ken-Sama.

Jag är en 27 år gamma amerikansk Otaku. Jag ritar Anime och Manga på min skrivtavla och jag spenderar min tid med att förbättra min konst och med att spela överlägsna Japanska spel. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, God Hand)

Jag tränar med min Katana varje dag, det här överlägsna vapnet kan skära genom stål eftersom det är vikt över tusen gånger och är överlägset över vilket annat vapen i världen som helst. Jag fick min licens för svärd för två år sedan och jag har blivit bättre för var dag.

Jag talar flytande japanska, både Kanji och Osaka dialekt och jag skriver flytande också. Jag kan allting om japansk historia och deras bushido kod, som jag följer till 100%.

När jag får mitt japanska visa så fluttar jag till Tokyo där jag ska gå på ett prestigefyllt gymnasium för att lära mig mer om deras magnifika kultur. Jag hoppas att jag kan bli en tecknare för Studio Ghibili eller en speldesigner för Square Enix!

Jag har ett flertal kimonos, som jag går runt i på stan. Jag vill vänja mig med att ha på mig dem innan jag flyttar till Japan så att jag kan passa in lättare. Jag bugar inför mina äldre släktingar och jag talar japanska så ofta jag kan, fast det är sällan någon klarar av att svara.

Önska mig lycka till i Japan!