[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture

View post   
  [?]In ghost mode, only threads with non-archived posts will be shown
File: 66 KB, 400x602, xzibit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
577951 No.577951 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /jp/, I do not know the touhou. How does I know the touhou?

>> No.577952

>>577951
niggas dont know shit, dawg

>> No.577957

You should call up 50 cent. I hear he's really good at touhou.

Why?
Cause he's bulletproof

>> No.577958
File: 103 KB, 500x538, 1210203075893.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
577958

>>577957

>> No.577960

>>577957
The man does know how to graze bullets

>> No.577962

>>577951
Lotsa hoes, shootin' the fuck out of each otha' and sumtimes screwin' around.

>> No.577964

>>577957
>>577951
Same person.

I refuse to believe an Anon is that witty.

>> No.577963

>>577960
where is a black man's hit box?

>> No.577967
File: 18 KB, 434x445, 1210203259705.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
577967

>>577963

Depends on the nigger.
Some can't even graze properly.

>> No.577970

>>577967
(TUPAC WAS CALLED FOR THIS POST)

>> No.577971

I'm gonna pop a cap in your hitbox.

>> No.577974

>>577971
Imma bust a cap in yo dome

>> No.577975

>>577967
>>577970
>Tupac.

>> No.577976

>>577967
This specific nigga KNEW how to graze, but grzing two times is difficult with IRL physics.

>> No.577980

>>577975

Joke went over your head like one of Eirin's lasers.

>> No.577982

>>577975
didn't like Tupac?
what's the matter?

too DEEP for you?

>> No.577987

wheres curtis jackson's hitbox?

>> No.577996

>>577980
>>577982
Yupac killed /a/ like her killed Biggie from beyond the grave.

>> No.578000

Thread made me lol

>> No.578004

>>577996
shit gets deeper, as the conspiracy thickens.

killing ain't far but somebody's gotta do it

>> No.578005

>>577980
>>577982
Tupac killed /a/ like he killed Biggie from beyond the grave

>> No.578006

Someone shop a silly hat in that nigga

>> No.578014

>>578005
just like you deleted your post only to repost it and hit my quote in the back.

Machiavelli style, fuck yeah.

>> No.578018

>>578014
Shit's on Anon

>> No.578052
File: 27 KB, 400x603, 1210204524983.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
578052

>>578006

Let me tell you bout my ripples of 495 years
Circles of bullets all up in heres
Shit's hard as fuck because it speeds up
Good luck beating it nigger, You'll need the luck

>> No.578059

>>578052

oh wow

>> No.578061

>>578052
lol

>> No.578065

>>578052

haha awesome

>> No.578069

>>578059
>>578061
>>578065
>>578052
Go back to neo-/b/

>> No.578068

>>578052
Not so much sillier than wearing three caps at the same time.

>> No.578075

>>578069
:(

>> No.578073

>>578069

durr hurr

>> No.578082

>>578069

Bustin' rhymes ain't no crime
Ain't my fault you died on four-of-a-kind
Maybe if you tried to walk the difficult road
You wouldn't be stuck on easy modo

>> No.578085

>>577967
>>577963
Holy fuck, I lol'd

>> No.578088
File: 108 KB, 628x800, 1210204973163.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
578088

See, sometimes...
You gotta flash em back
See niggaz don't know where this shit started
Y'all know where it came from
I'm sayin we gonna take y'all back to the swords
We bounce, yo

>> No.578111

>>577951
Yo Dawg, I heard you like danmaku, So we filled yo car with speeding bullets!

>> No.578138

Also, on the off chance the OP wasn't trolling.

Rapidshit/doujinstyle for the games
Recommended order is 7/6/8

Gensokyo for the grand majority of the doujin

>> No.578147

>>578138
God you failed three time.

OP is no doubt a troll.
Dojinstyle is a horrible place to get the games.
The order is 5-6-7-8.

>> No.578148

>>578138
God you fail three times.

OP is no doubt a troll.
Dojinstyle is a horrible place to get the games.
The order is 5-6-7-8.

>> No.578153

>>578052

God damn I'd have respect for the rapper tough enought to wear one of those poofy hats.

>> No.578158

>>578148

Better to send em to doujinstyle/rapidshare for them so they don't have to come back with retarded issues like where to get an english patch or why the game won't start from their torrented version.

Patching em doesn't matter THAT much.

>> No.578165

>>578158
Anon needs to learn the essentials of ISOs/mounting, patching Nip games, and above all else, Google.

>> No.578167

>>578148
>The order is 5-6-7-8.

What the fuck? Are you seriously recommending people play Mystic fucking Square as their first Touhou game? How about you just go and eat shit.

The correct starting game is either Imperishable Night or Perfect Cherry Blossom and your second game is whichever one of those you didn't pick. Then you play all the other Windows games in whatever order you like, and only if you're really fucking desperate for more you can touch Mystic Square.

>> No.578184
File: 244 KB, 638x750, 1210206265779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
578184

Do you like big butts?

Also pad.

>> No.578195
File: 62 KB, 493x600, 1210206413177.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
578195

>>578184
I liek big butts

>> No.578203

>>578195

FAT

>> No.578221

>>578167
Are you serious recommending that people start with easy mechanics (IN) and easy difficultly (PCB)?

People should start with some of the roots and MS is a great place to start. Anon should then move on to EOSD for full gameplay and the introduction of many features and then move on to PCB/IN for fun/beauty.

>> No.578233

>>578203
GAY

>> No.578264

>>578221
You are what is wrong with the world.

Play the most fun game, because games are not a fucking job. I recommend PCB.

>> No.578263
File: 110 KB, 600x480, 1210207209790.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
578263

>>578088
Yo Saku-ya!
Miss pad so mad at the truth, nah?
There's gonna be rape
If ya make another mistake, see?
Shit! The miko broke thru
Whatevah
Now mitte kono scaretu deviru

>> No.578275

>>578264
If you don't start an Anon off right, he'll just become another modern-Pooshlmer/Shrine Maiden/Gensokyo.org user.

>> No.578280

>>578275
So what the fuck happened to pooshlmer

Hi.

>> No.578283

>>578280

Too much traffic.
They blame us.

>> No.578292

>>578280
Has become full of fail recently.

>> No.578289

>>578283
Even though theres only 2 posts per hour.
Got to love it.

I hardly go there now, with /jp/ here.
Plus they think they are elite for some reason. At least maullar is gone.

>> No.578298

>>578280

503 503 503 503 503 503

Makes it goddamn annoying when you're trying to give Touhou a chance by learning about it through the wiki. God knows I won't actually play the games, I fucking hate all shmups.

>> No.578304

>>578298
play some iamp, swr, or defend the library

>> No.578308

I was ready to rage when I thought the wiki would be gone for good.

>> No.578311

>>578308
We'd be better off without it.

>> No.578314

i appreciate the scanlation effort, but its all such a drama faggot fest

i just check every couple of months for new doujins so I dont have to deal with all the bull shit

>> No.578316

>>578304

IaMP's fun but it's not enough to understand all the doujins.

>> No.578317

>>578311

lol wat? The music section alone is great.

>> No.578376
File: 54 KB, 500x480, 1210208976133.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
578376

HAKUREI SHRINE AINT NOTHING TO FUCK WIT
HAKUREI SHRINE AINT NOTHING TO FUCK WIT
HAKUREI SHRINE AINT NOTHING TO FUCK WIT

>> No.578376,1 [INTERNAL] 

what have you done /q/

>>
Reply to thread [?]Don't expect anything heroic. Your post will not be uploaded to the original board.
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action