/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>5836350
You should ask /adv/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnJ7RVRsYvQ

Rape when drunk

Report him for rule violation.

I would report how I feel.

>>5836355
I did but I got few good advice but mostly tits or gtfo :/

Ask me out so I can turn you down for being a male who is not a trap.

>>5836350
most guys are not gay

This is a REALLY lazy troll.

>>5836356
W.T.F.

/adv/
/r9k/

Put a card with you feelings in his locker. Don't do retarded shit like trying to get attention like some whore.

>>5836364
I'm really a girl...though

>>5836373
Thanks I thought about making a confession letter

>>5836367
Lol this isnt a troll how can I prove this is a girl..?

>>5836376
here we go again.png

>>5836384
eh?

>>5836386
Whats a png?

Guys of /jp/ if a cute guy liked you but he was shy, and you two didn't know each other that well. How would you want him to approach you? The reason I ask here is bc the most guys I like are nerdy. You could say "otaku"

>>5836393
Oops didnt mean that hehee sorry!

>>5836385
Again, you're barely even trying.

TITS or GTFO you fake ass bitch prove your a chick like that

>158 posts

>>5836401
I dont use 4chan that often so what can I do...?

>>5836393
I forgot to say I'm a guy.

If he's anything like most of /jp/ simply being alive would be enough.

>>5836410
oh okay...I guess he..he :o

>>5836386
she never said she was a regular poster in this board.
but your posts will make trolls hijack this thread pretending to be op.

>>5836373
this.

Please stop bully me

OP is cute..If she is a she that is

Sorry for um troll? Idk I dont understand the lingo. Sawee :3 Oh will a guy like if I call em Onii-chan?

She'd need to have a good understanding of my love for 2D, so that instead of expecting a relationship with me, she could show her love for me by supporting me in my love for 2D. Stuff like sexually servicing my while I play eroge, providing for all my needs so I don't have to get up from my chair during a particularly long session, stuff like that should be a given to her. If she really contributes well to my comfort, I might consider letting her have sex with me if she cosplays as one of the girls I currently find attractive.

Invite him to play fighting games. Worked with me, should work with you!

>>5836350
>How would you want her to approach you?
I'm not sure, I really appreciate the girls who claim to be otaku to know exactly how to approach guys in the same realm, I mean if you are the fan of the same thing, you should understand how to push the exact same buttons.

>>5836414
>she never said she was a regular poster in this board.
but your posts will make trolls hijack this thread pretending to be op.

You are fucking retarded and can't even grasp what he meant.

Every time a horrible unrelated thread like this is made, it always reach many posts of the same old babbling crap. Every thread with "I'm a girl" for example always end up in the same shitstorm.

>>5836430
Now ur a whore

She would have to jump over my social anxiety border by giving me lots and lots of attention.

>>5836356
That's how you deal with a shy girl. Go up to her and say "hi".

Or set her on fire. Or explode all over her face with your buckshot.

Hell, I once took a chainsaw to a girl like her... she didn't like it from behind.

>>5836436
Why so bitter eh? hehe

Delete this piece of shit if you are out there, meido.

>>5836438
The only thing is I dont wanna scare em or be a stalker

>>5836434
Oh.hehe..er. ok?
>>5836431
Trust me im not a fat sailor moon cosplay girl. haha

>>5836440
But im a girl O.O

>>5836436
Not if people ignore it.

anyway, front page is filled with unrelated threads or worse. why pick on this one?

if people stopped making such a fuss over 'i'm a girl', like said post did, there wouldn't be a shitstorm, end of story.

PS how does it feel like to be outwitted by a fucking retard?

>>5836449
Pleaseeee dont! TToTT

>>5836465
Wat?

>>5836461
Reported.

Pleasee stop being so mean you guys. Youll make me cry.

>>5836470
WHY?! : O

>>5836477
i dont like war

>>5836470
>air force
how many of you guys are there?

>>5836465
No, the front page has plenty of related threads being replied to.

>if people stopped making such a fuss over 'i'm a girl', like said post did, there wouldn't be a shitstorm, end of story.

No, people will still brag about ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

>PS how does it feel like to be outwitted by a fucking retard?
I don't know, but how does it feel to be one of the top 5 shitposters of this board? Oh wait, I guess you can't know the feeling since you are fucking retarded to realize your posts are utter shit.

Anyways, my filter will have his snack with your trip.

YA DUN GOOF'D

As much as everyone hates these threads, it's funny because I bet the " " " " real " " " " girls of /jp/ get the most frustrated at them.

>>5836451
But that's what otaku like. All otaku are big romantics (that's why we spend so much time playing games that are basically just about girls falling in love with you). So what you need to truly capture the heart of an otaku is Deep Love. Aggressive girls and yandere stalkers are the very definition of Deep Love, as they are girls so dedicated that they will let nothing get in their way.

If this sounds too much for you, I suggest you find another clique to look for potential partners in. You can't be half-assed about dating an otaku.

>>5836482
Look I barely use 4chan

>>5836451

>>5836436
so how about you step up to the plate for once and just TRY to handle it in a mature fashion.
I'd like to see, just once, somebody mention being a girl, or having had sex, or having a job, without a handful of overly vocal children on this board blowing up over it. Just ignore it and move on, you autistic fucks. Don't worry about if other people will be trolled or not. You start with yourself, first.

>>5836481
Could be bigger! #reported

>>5836488
Thanks that was touching

Isn't that a /adv/ thread?
Are you (fucking) lost OP?

>>5836516
They were mean too. Plus I hear /b/ might erm eat me alive ~!

>>5836503
IKR

Dear OP,
I'm look at your window..
Hi

Violence

you should ask me out already

jesus of course I'd say yes I'm a lonely sonofabitch who spends his time watching cartoons

alone

>>5836536
DONT prank me!

>>5836538
Wahhh. What if u dont know me

>>5836537
waaaah

I bet OP faps while dreaming he could be a cute girl. But hey thats just IMO

Let's go out OP. Do you like guys with skin diseases ?

>>5836553
ewww I am a Girl!

>>5836556
Like herpes or Cancer or sumthin? : o

>>5836482
>my filter have a snack with your trip
other people can still read my reply, so it's ok.

>No, the front page has plenty of related threads being replied to.
just now there was 'if you don't shit on your floor' 'implying i care' 'tsun=mothercomplex'... yet non of those had 'here we go again'.

>No, people will still brag about ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
trolls like the attention. if you make a fuss over their posts, if you give any sign that you care about them, you are feeding them.

>how does it feel to be one of the top 5 shitposters of this board?
you should know. throwing insults at people just because you don't like them takes you to scan- level of posting.

>you are fucking retarded
you should work on your originality.

> OP is a girl
I just.. don't get it.

Which of Mio's holes would you come inside first?

>>5836583
eye socket

>>5836544
>doesn't get that I'm standing in for one of the nerdy guys she longs for because we're pretty much all the same and he's probably ronery too

>>5836578
I had a first love but his dads job got moved back to Japan : (

>>5836583
Mio is not /jp/-related. try harder.

>>5836583
I have pretty normal tastes, so probably her ass.

>>5836583
nostrils

>>5836583
Why would a girl cum inside another girl, Anon

You are so silly sometimes!

>>5836583
Your the REAL troll

>>5836510
can I join?

>>5836571
Nope, like this.

>>5836602
your the real imposter

>>5836607
OK

>>5836607
no

>>5836592
You're used goods, then. No otaku would want a girl like that. Your best bet is to give up your body to random guys you meet at clubs.

>>5836575
Fuck off Newfag prick

>>5836623
But im still a virgin he was just my 1st kiss

>>5836583
Definitely her ass.

>>5836616
>>5836617
make up your mind Anonymous

A love letter in my shoe locker asking me to meet her after school behind the gym where the cherry blossoms bloom.

>>5836636
No means NO!

ITT homosexual people

>>5836636
I said yes the fakie said no

>87 posts and 8 image replies omitted.
Really /jp/ even with an idol OP, I'm surprised.

Well she better post her picture now and take advantage of this moment

Goddamit /jp/.

Op is a girl thread have only 3 options :

1) 98,01% - "She" is actually a "he"
2) 1,989% - She's just fucking laughting at you with a "haha stupid neet" grin on her face
3) 0,001% - She's just killing time, but still trolling.

-) 0,000% - She's as she says

What the heck WhiteRen, why haven't you reported this thread already?

>>5836641
Haha cute

I hope she's a gamergirl

>>5836646
I dont wanna because i may become a uhh meme

>>5836633
Your hymen might be intact, but your soul is not pure anymore. I bet you have herpes too.

>>5836657
Trust me on /jp/ you won't be,
now I want to see you girl, be strong

>>5836661
N-no!

The troll is at full force again...

>>5836662
O-okay lemme warn I'm black

>>5836647
White Ren unfortunately died in a terrible railway accident, along with Suigin and Currybutt.

You will be missed, our dear friends.

I'm the girl on the left

>>5836668
inb4 a horrible person

>>5836662
ofc she won't.
does anyone remember airhead-tan? none! so there is nothing to be scared about.

>>5836668
Confirmed for troll.

>>5836671
hhnnGggGGggh

Me again

This is /jp/? I must be day-dreaming, wew.

>>5836671
Yea don't worry you won't be a meme.

Any actual clear pictures?

>>5836670
Whenever a White Ren dies, a new one will be born to replace him. Especially when stuff like >>5836671 gets posted. Enough to drag any man out of the grave, I'd say! Now, time to clean this heap up, it's gone way too far.

>>5836683
This isnt my usual picture

>>5836677
Race aside, you are definitely cute for /jp/ standards

Good job.

>>5836668
>>5836671
>>5836677

At least change the filenames to make it looks like it's from a camera.

what the fuck is this fucking shit

if you want to get answers from the skeptics
..post a picture of your feet...

unless your intention is to get answers from certain otaku

> op girl
> black
> 3D
HAHAHA, that's such a obvious troll that i can't help but laught. Good job OP.

>>5836687
I meant comp

>>5836694
Lol im reaaal

She's cute you cave dwelling manchildren

>>5836688
Thanks :3

>>5836704
Thanks

/thread
Anyway good job OP.

This thread is stronger than Id ever thought

too bad there arent any black touhou

Sugoku kawaii ^^

>>5836711
Good for wat?

>>5836713
But what does the scouter say about its power level?

>>5836705
>>5836710
The facial features are very defined and cute, seriously .

My god I wonder who it is you have a crush on

>>5836714

>>5836724
He isnt black so i thought he wouldnt like me

>>5836728
MOE

Its official OP is a cute girl.

Please marry me.

why u settlin for otaku. You look wayy too good for that.

> Race aside, you are definitely cute for /jp/ standards
Yourafuckingmoron.jpg

>>5836747
Well I'm sorta otaku myself I guess hehe

>>5836752
Fuck off

Little brown girls are the best.

OP is a attention whore not a troll

>>5836764
Heh thanks I guess

shakura is that you

Tits or gtfo

>>5836758
No. This is /jp/, not /a/ /b/ /adv/ or /slut/
We're not here to praise some random fake girl, stupid newfag.

OP here. Thanks for the advice :3

I mean I've got to admit I'm interested in a body shot, black girls generally have very nice bodies, might as well do the full show for us

>>5836780
OOOOOh someone sounds bitter

I can't be bothered to read this entire thread.
Someone summarize it.

My standards are too high.
I don't like you.

>>5836783
idk... You guys could like make me into Jessi Slaughter or somethin

>>5836788
> op is a cute black girl
> we all love her

>>5836788
Okay shy girl needs guy advice. Everyone thinks shes troll. She post pics. Now shes some kinda idol

>>5836794
This isn't /b/

>>5836794
To be honest I don't think /jp/ is cognizant enough to stereotype you, its pretty simplistic hate.

You can clearly prove them wrong

>>5836767
Looks like someone didn't get the reference.

>>5836797
Disregarding your post since you don't know how to quote.
Skimmed through the thread and am in the process of calling the FBI to get this thread deleted.

omg ima girl too!

>>5836799
This is the closest I have on this comp thats full body. I'm flat chested but curvey > <

Wait all you need to do now to prove you're a girl is post pictures of a girl?

THREAD BAN THIS SHIT MOOT. ILL BE A MARTYR FOR /JP/. I ONCE LOVED THIS BOARD

Me sorta body shot i guess

>>5836819
Yeah?

Nobody understand that nothing is confirmed till time stamp anymore? Oh you guys...

> 162 posts and 16 image replies omitted.
> attention whore
I just woke up and what is this?

>>5836824
Sorry I posted this i realized it isnt so cute

>>5836824
Not enough, need the live shot now,
otherwise suffer fate

well this is my ameba blog. http://profile.ameba.jp/aminahjohnson/

>>5836828

Saturday nite br0 grab a brew lets neg this

>>5836788
Trolls playing a game of pretend.

>>5836810 Dude gotta life?

> trolling in progress
> still going.
I love this thread.

>>5836853
Suprised this didnt die out yet

13, jesus, misread that

SOMEONE SAGE THIS SHIT

ILY op

Bye op cutie

bump

/facepalm newfags

This is OP and truthfully Im really 13..Im sawee

JB ATTENTION WHORE

Op here its time for me to go to bed. Gnight

NOOO

Everyone in this thread is reported. Enjoy your bans.