/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I am (Irish blood), and I'm sick-moe.

My doctor gave me two years to live!

Yaaay...

I live across the street from a whole family of gingers. There's atleast two boys, maybe a girl, a father and a mother. They're very loud. Every night they're skateboarding in their carport while listening to hiphop and stuff. They often make loud noises in the middle of the night and disturb my masturbation.

Next to them is a normal quiet family with three lolis. They definitely think I'm creepy. I know it. It makes me feel bad.

>>5942041
If your neighbors think you're creepy then you must be creepy. No exceptions.

>>5942045
What's wrong with you?

>>5942059

Incurable heart condition.

Actually, it's apparently something about my circulatory system in general, but it affects my heart the most.

>>5942079
And nothing of value was lost

>>5942079
Well that sucks. I can't give any advice.

Live it up while you can, I guess.

>>5942099

Living it up will kill me faster!

Aren't I blessed?

I have sickle cell.

>>5942079
Don't worry, when /jp/ Anonymous die, they become innocent and pure 2D girls in the afterlife. Think of it as going ahead of us and try to become a reliable elder sister who will take care of us when we die and meet you.

My body definitely not alright but I'd rather not know what's wrong with it, so I don't go to a doctor. It's better this way.

>>5942122
You better travel to Africa and get malaria to counteract it then.

Or was that AIDS...

>>5942079
Gonna go out quiet or you gonna do some crazy shit before you die?

>>5942162
Yeah, I'm immune to malaria, but my life expectancy is pretty much halved so whatever.

>>5942115
Anon don't die you are banned from dying I love you!

>>5942142
When will you fags finally admit that there is no afterlife, especially not a 2D gender-bending one?

You guys are worse than Mormons.

>>5942045
>>5942079
>>5942115

I feel so bad when people tell me this stuff over the internet. If it was in person, I'd try to be friends with them to cheer them up (and probably make them feel worse for somebody pathetic trying to cheer them up).

>>5942172
>Implying we actually believe that

>>5942175
>I feel so bad when people tell me this stuff over the internet.
>over the internet.

PROTIP: They're lying.

>>5942183
>implying you don't

>>5942165

Probably not. Trying to do "crazy shit" would just leave me in a collapsed heap clutching my chest and wheezing as my heart goes wild.

Disrhythmia is the first thing that occurs when I get stressed or excited.

>>5942175

It's good enough for me.

My self-esteem is abysmal.

Quick question:

Does /jp/ fuck on the first date?

>>5942045
>>5942079
>>5942115
If this is true then I truly feel sorry for you. At least know some of us care!

>>5942196
Oh god, marry me

My life is shitty but I have the power to kill /jp/ threads with my mere presence!

Pssh, I'm dying from Huntington's but you don't see me bragging about it on /jp/ at 7am.

You fucking attention whores make us other terminally ill look bad.

>>5942200

It makes me feel better.

>>5942211

I don't get anyone to talk to in real life. Even without the disease, I'm true blue /jp/ material.

>>5942218
...Beany? s'at you?

I have severe scoliosis and concave chest. That's shitty enough for me.

>>5942219
No. Who the hell is Beany?

>>5942218
But concave chest is like, super flat. That has to have some kind of appeal!

>>5942216
Just take care of yourself, I guess. I don't want to seem didactic but maybe go join a club or meet some people, it might be good for you. Friends and stuff supposedly increase the time someone with something terminal has to live.

>>5942175
they're just doing it for attention. dying people are attention whores, there, I said. it.

>>5942224

>go join a club or meet some people, it might be good for you

Crippling social anxiety + heart disorder = *thump* *wheeze*

... and now, I think I've stayed up too late. Another side effect (at least, I assume, my doctor never confirmed or denied) is that I sleep a lot. About 16 hours a day..

I must not give in to the angst!

/jp/ - Kana Little Sister~

>>5942224
Super flat? You're way off. It curves in to a point where it looks like you got breasts but you don't. I'm pretty embarrassed whenever I had to take off my shirt for whatever reason. Every doctor gets a shocked face, and that's fucking humiliating. Also, my spine is at the point where two bones are at the same level, almost like a spade.

>>5942228
I can't shake the feeling that I know you from somewhere.

i am, what that south park episode called, a 'daywalk' I have orange hair from my Irish side of the family, but olive skin and Im not infested with freckles.

Where I live, gingers are called 'Rangas' as in Orangutan. it is a much better term. I love it.

>>5942242

*daywalker

>>5942242
aussie?

>>5942250
Just delete your post and repost it with the spelling mistake fixed you stupid annoying fuck.

GOD.

sup /jp/ i just woke up im gonna tell you this so i don't forget
i had a dream that i was walking around with misaka from railgun in a wheelchair and we decided to go down the city while going fast and singing
i was having so much fun it was like i finally had a female friend nothing sexual but i was so happy
then we reached my parents' car and i carried her inside princess-style
then I woke up because my little brother wanted me to stop all my C78 downloading i left over night because it took all the bandwith
fuck

>>5942236
Dating a flat-chested girl with pectus excavatum and sticking my dick in her hollowed out chest cavity is my fetish. It's the next step from naizuri.

I don't have any physical deformities. This is unbefitting of a /jp/ poster.

>>5942259
I am sorry. did my post to correct a mistake make this thread seem out of order for you? does this disturb your autistic disorder? you can't handle things not going your way? Must be hard for you. Here have another, go flap your arms and talk to yourself.

>>5942262
sounds like some kanon+railgun crossover

>>5942252
yeah, are there any other countries that use the word 'ranga'? I'm curious. Ginger just seems to nice.

>>5942262
I like dreams a lot. Sometimes it feels like I could turn some of my dreams into books or atleast stories. I'm going to sleep now and if this thread is still up when I wake up I will write up my dream for /jp/.

>>5942272

Why the fuck do I ALWAYS wake up right when I get to the good part of a dream?

I can't remember a single dream where I actually woke up satisfied with a proper ending.

I am going to bed. I'm feeling rather contemplative tonight. It can't be helped, I guess.

I've never had an anime related dream.
Even in my dreams the objects of my affection avoid me.

>>5942303
I dislike dreams a lot because I often confuse them with reality. Its very annoying sometimes.

>>5942228
So, have you though about my offer yet ? (about living with me)

true shit, gingers are damn ugly

>>5942417
>... and now, I think I've stayed up too late
Think he went to bed.

I'm not a ginger but I have a skin that cannot tan. And since I live in a sunny area, I now have moles everywhere, even on my penis (even though I never exposed it to the sun). The damage on my DNA is so bad, I don't know how long I have left but I'm pretty sure I'm not going to last more than 10 years at this rate.