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Hey Atheists,

My name is brother John, and I despise every single one of you. All of you are blaspheming, immoral, devil worshipers who
spend every second of their day denying the existence of a higher being. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly,
have any of you ever read a bible? I mean, I guess it's fun wandering around ignoring the one and only messiah, but you all
take to a whole new level. This is even worse than defecating on Jesus's shroud.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the bible study team, and
said the most prayers in church. What religious activities do you take part in, other than "Worshiping the porcelain God"?
I also get a lot of praise from the local community, and have a smart black bible with gold trim (I just read the gospels;
Stuff was SO enlightening). You are all sinners who should just repent. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bible

>> No.6044944

This copypasta is starting to make me cross

>> No.6044945

spanakopita

>> No.6044946

/jp/ is just-pedo not pederast.

>> No.6044951

I lol'd

>> No.6044956

Boriiiiiiiing

NEXT!

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6044958

>black bible
Bible Black thread?

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>>6044958
Fuck yer.

>> No.6044965

>>6044951
>I lol'd harder.

>> No.6044985

come at me, god

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>>6044965
I'm the lol-est!

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