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>>6454602
>i m cancer torll

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>>6454610
Are you literally retarded

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>>6454617
apparently? teach me /jp/

STOP BUMPING FOR FUCK SAKE.

THIS IS A FUCKING SLOW BOARD, NOT YOU /b/ CRAP THAT YOU THREAD GETS INTO PAGE 5 IN A MATTER OF 10 SECONDS.

CAN'T YOU SEE THE FUCKING FRONT PAGE AND CONCLUDE HOW SLOW THIS BOARD IS? HOLY FUCK GO KILL YOURSELF.

>>6454627
And here is your first lesson.

Lesson 2: Sage is not meant to be some kind of insult here. It means your post is irrelevant or not important to the subject of said thread.

>>6454627
U mad?
U mad.
:3

>>6454627
see, i didn't know this. anything else i need to know? i came here to learn

>>6454637
Yes, lots of things. http://archive.easymodo.net/jprules.php

This should help you.

>>6454636
Get the fuck out.

Well, you're obviously autistic so you'd fit right in.

>>6454633
yeah, i read /jp/'s guidelines, and i got the feeling it's supposed to be a friendlier board. but i figured the best way to learn about /jp/ would be to ask.

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>>6454647
that guy? he's a /b/ro. has to be.

>>6454646
Those rules are mostly shit written by ignorant newfriends. Except for the part about taking it easy.

>>6454655
then throw your two cents in. what do i need to know to be a functioning guy here?

>>6454666
Go to hell.

Research the following:
-Touhou
-Visual novel
-Hikikomori
-NEET
-Misogynism
-Antisexualism
-Lolicon
-Autism
-Hiragana
-Katakana
-Masturbation
-True Scotsman
-Pilonidal cyst

>>6454671
... are you trying to do copy my nameless status? ... did u come over from dumblr? you should be able to do that man, come on

>>6454676
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! go you.

>be from /b/
>make a post on /jp/
>say im from /b/
>but im actually from /v/
>mfw

every thread must have replies no exceptions

posting for the sake of posting.

>>6454690
Did you really get smothered with little asian girls when that happened?

>>6454676
>huge list of weeaboo crap
>no sicp
>wtf_man.xsl

>>6454676
>True Scotsman
>Pilonidal cyst

>>6454700
lol. win.

>>6454676
>Pilonidal cyst
WHY THE FUCK DID I LOOK AT THE IMAGES WHYYYYYYY

>>6454602

How can you try to migrate from /b/ to /jp/? you are doing it wrong.

1.Go to /v/ for some years,
2.Stop acting and talking a retarded faggot from /b/ and become a /v/irgin,
3.Get tired of /v/ and then migrate to /a/ for some years
4.Stop acting like a faggot from /v/ and assimilate into /a/'s hivemind
5. Get tired of /a/'s faggotry and migrate to /jp/.
6. ????
7.Profit!

>>6454705
Go to hell.

>>6454705
jesus christ get the fuck out

>>6454602

What can I do to get rid of ingrown hairs? I already know how to prevent them(exfoliate like there's no tomorrow), but I got a few on my thigh from experimenting with my mom's epilator when she wasn't home awhile ago.

I can't seem to get rid of them.

>>6454710
I came here directly from /b/. You people from /a/ and /v/ are terrible posters, really.

The most important thing to learn when coming to /jp/ is how to take it easy.
We get trolls, we get spam, we get the shit every other board gets, but we take it easy and we let it pass by. All we want is a good time for everyone.
It's the next best thing to real friends.

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>>6454716
here i am, being a good anon, trying to play nice, and you'r trolling me. now i ask you, who acts like they're from /b/?

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>>6454722
>I came here directly from /b/

Go fuck yourself.

Bought an epilator a ~2 weeks ago myself (pic related) after I found that my hair was annoyingly stubbly after only two days if I used Veet and that I suck ass at shaving my legs. Oh God they were horrendous monstrosities after I tried shaving them... A few tips.

1. Do NOT epilate first. Assuming you bought a decent epilator that doesn't catch your skin, the most pain you will experience from using an epilator is when it catches a long hair, tries to yank it out, and instead breaks the hair (outside of that it isn't painful at all so long as you're not trying something like your upper inner thighs/upper chest). Instead, buy a tube of Veet/Nair and depilate wherever you're planning to epilate. Epilate ~2 days later. Be sure to follow the depilatory's directions word for word, bad reactions to depilatory agents can really hurt.

2. Take a hot shower before you epilate and be sure to exfoliate. If you don't already own a loufa, go buy one. No, a shower pouf is not good enough.

3. Your first time is going to take a looooooooong time if your legs are as hairy as mine were. Honestly, I worked on them for over an hour, had to come back to them the next day in order to finish, and the job still wasn't perfect.

4. Don't put any pressure at all on the epilator as you're working. It should just barely touch your skin at all. Applying pressure will rub your skin raw and accomplish absolutely nothing since the tweezers won't actually catch any hairs.

5. Stick with it. It gets easier, faster, and less painful with time.

>>6454719
This is why I said to research it

>>6454725

You come from a retarded board full of unfunny newfags and hipsters talking about their facebook account.

You are worst than a nigger in a KKK meeting.

>>6454718
i was under the impression that memes and tripfagging were looked down upon in /jp/.

When I got my epilator about 3 weeks ago I got used to the pain really fast. The first day was my lower legs, second day was thighs, third day was pubic hair/asshair/etc.

Taking a hotshower+painkillers really helped. It did not hurt that bad when I did my pubes. Plus I was able to use it in the shower so even more pain/noise reduction.

The hair is already coming back and I'm exfoliating more than I should but I don't want ingrown hairs.

>>6454724
This is so true. You are my friend.

>>6454702
I have to admit, I have never read my SICP.

>>6454737
There are places and times to use memes.

Telling terrible posters to get out is one of them.

/jp/ doesn't really give that much of a shit about namefagging.

Epilators are not any more painful than waxing. After you have been doing it for a long time, the hair follicles weaken and the hairs will come right out. When I do use mine now it is not painful in the least.
Waxing does not get shorter hairs than an epilator, at least if you buy a good epilator.
Waxing is prone to missing spots unless you get it done professionally. It's easier to touch up small spots with an epilator than it is to spread more wax.
They both make your hair grow back in thinner, after many months / years.
You probably don't want to use it on your face. The male beard and mustache is a different bird entirely, I wouldn't really recommend waxing or epilating it, though I guess some people probably do.
Trust me, I've used both, and I this stuff is real srs business to me.

I'm mostly here for the loli, anyway. /b/ was starting to hate loli when I left, so they suck.

>>6454737
i didn't even notice that until you pointed it out, most of the time i'm just too lazy to change my trip, let alone even post shit

>>6454741
why do you think any of us care

>>6454743
ahhh. so cool face is acceptable? anyother memes from /b/ good? i just don't wanna come here and piss everyone off, so i'm trying to learn the ettiquite

>>6454755
Go to hell.

>>6454755
If you actually, honestly want to learn the etiquette, stop fucking posting. Lurk for at least a year.

>>6454754
Because he was pointing out that my was lacking it.

>>6454746
I report your loli!
I report your loli right beneath your fingers!

>>6454755

No we don't want you here at all, fuck off.

Saged, hidden, reported and called the cops.

>>6454765
and why did you think it was necessary for us to know you hadn't

Why did you save all those epilator posts

>>6454770
AUTISM

i'm so excited, my panties and pantyhose should arrive tomorrow and I just ordered an epilator.
Now I just need to find a few cute frilly dresses, some shoes and i'm good to go.
I think I might pull off it decently... i'm about 1.80, slim and my hands are pretty small.

Anyway, I'm trying to find some ballerina style shoes, does anyone have a tip?

>>6454768
He said
>no sicp
>wtf_man.xsl
In response to the list.
I thought some explanation as to why it was not on the list was in order.

>>6454745
.... so, i looked up epilator. ouch man. just....looks painful.

btw, i've been saging this thread for a while now, just so i don't tie up the board.

>>6454768
Why did you feel it was necessary to complain about it?

Stop posting in this thread out of sheer discussion you attention seeking sagefags. You're worse than a metatroll.

>>6454778
because it's a stupid twitter quality post

>>6454602
back to the origional topic please?

>>6454788
Why are you still here

Get out

OP.
The truth is, /jp/ itself as a board is a joke.
moot hates Touhou, and /a/ was getting flooded with it, so moot made this board to keep all the touhou discussion in.

Thats IT.
This board is just for fucking around.
Dont take anything or anyone seriously here.

>>6454788
stop being an autistic shitposter and lurk a year before making a post

I'm reporting everyone in this topic.

>>6454796
Take your own advice for another year.

Why did all these new people who are shitting up /jp/ come here in the first place? To get away from memes and shit? But most bring that shit with them.

I wish meido was a mod.

>>6454806
I wish meido was a wake.

┐(´ー｀)┌

>>6454803
Reported for NSFW

>>6454822
Its censured Mr. Fuckwit.

>>6454806
but meido is a newfriend too

>>6454829
>censured

>>6454829
Reported for improper spelling and insults.

>>6454839
>improper

>>6454847
>greentext

What a fucking horrible thread.

>>6454853
>fucking

>>6454856
>not saging

>>6454839
Every word in that post that actually exists is spelled correctly.

>>6454853
ya its so horrible you just HAD to come in and let everyone know just how horrible you think it is!
forget risking the chance of someone replying to you and bumping the thread! letting the people here get a piece of your mind on what you think of this thread is worth it!

>>6454861
This thread has been at the top of the page for forty five fucking minutes now. Also, you're a retard.

>>6454861
Reported for improper grammar and trying to start a fight.

>>6454864
>you're

Yeah, whos the retard again?

>>6454868
You are. I would have thought that you understood me the first time.

>>6454868
>whos

>>6454870
Using a period after "You are" and not a comma

go back to grade school, punk.

>>6454876
That's actually perfectly acceptable.

>>6454876
Ten out of ten, fantastic trolling. I'm super angry.

>>6454877
Auuugh, you idiot, you were supposed to NOT correct him.

>>6454655
I wrote them and im sure I've been here for longer than you

this thread is terrible

>>6454888
oh look another tough guy who thinks we care about what he thinks of this thread
keep you're opinons to yourself and maybe this horrible thread wouldnt get bumped.
its your fault this thread is terrible

/thread
/argument

gg no rm

>>6454895
this man is just trolling out of control

he's made me so angry i can hardly think straight

infinity out of ten for this majestic trolling

>>6454895
I don't care about what you think *literally writes a paragraph telling you how i don't care, is 600 pounds*

reported

>>6454900
if u werent mad u wouldn't reply

>>6454910
I don't know about you, but I reply to lots of threads don't make me mad.

>>6454888
No Suigin, my dear friend. I've been posting alongside you here since day 1.
I also filtered you a long time ago, because you're an unbearable faggot.

>>6454910
Reported for using a reaction image.

>>6454910
If anger is the root of all posts, /jp/ really does take it easy.

>>6454895
Suigin !mercury/qA Tue Oct 19 21:42:31 2010 No.1925834,13 [INTERNAL]

I FUCKING WISH YOU WERE 18 MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY ID COME TO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW AND FUCKING BEAT YOUR ASS. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. I GUARANTEE YOU WOULDNT STEP FOOT OUT OF YOUR HOUSE. YOU ARE A FUCKING LONG HAIRED, NO LIFE, PATHETIC, CANT EVEN LOOK SOMEONE IN THE EYES WHEN THEYRE TALKING TO YOU, BITCH. THAT SHOWS YOU HAVE NO BALLS. YET YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT MY ASS, I DONT THINK IM A GREAT FIGHTER, BUT I GUARANTEE IVE BEEN IN MORE FIGHTS THAN YOU AND I WOULDNT HAVE TO TRY TO KICK THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU. ALSO HAVE FUN FUCKING THAT FAT UGLY BITCH, WHATS HER NAME JESS, SHES FUCKIN HIDIOUS. NOW I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU, BECAUSE I WILL PISS YOU OFF ENOUGH TO HIT ME, THAN I WILL BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU, AND KICK YOU WHEN YOUR DOWN. DONT THINK BECAUSE YOUR TALL PEOPLE WILL BE SCARED OF YOU, SIZE MEANS NOTHING IN A FIGHT, ITS EXPERIENCE. ID SAY YOUR BEST BET IS GOING FOR MY BALLS, LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH THAT YOU ARE, AND BRING A KNIFE, THAN YOU HAVE A CHANCE. YOU CAN ALSO BRING A FRIEND AND ILL KICK BOTH YOUR ASSES AT THE SAME TIME. WOULDNT BE THE FIRST TIME. IM NOT TRYING TO BE TOUGH, I WOULDNT HAVE SAID SHIT, BUT TO SAY SHES DISGUSTING, IS A JOKE WHEN YOU STICK YOUR DICK IN A COMPLETELY HIDEOUS FAT BITCH. I DONT TALK SHIT, I WILL BITCH YOU OUT WHEN I SEE YOU AND YOU WONT DO A FUCKING THING, WHITE TRASH PUSSY

>>6454913
>deliberately logical fallacy
OH MY GOD I AM SO MAD SUCCESSFUL TROLL IS SUCCESSFUL

>>6454921
lol omg suigin he posts lolrandumxD stuff in threds he dont like, what a boss

>>6454913
I don't think you know what ``filtering" means

>>6454921
>Suigin !mercury/qA Tue Oct 19 21:42:31 2010 No.1925834,13 [INTERNAL]
good lord, i'm a moron

>>6454941
I don't think you know what inline quoting scripts are.

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stop AGING this thread retards.

To OP: just take it easy and play Touhou

>>6455027
what

hi guise