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I have no objections.

Yes but finish your tea first.

>>6520878
Can I eat you out first?

I treasure my daily teatime with Yuuka.

Forgot the magic word.

Sorry. Rumia have gibs on me.

Sorry. No.

>>6520889
That way I'll have no regrets.

i think that is a bad a idea being that i heard humans have a chemical in their body which makes others go insane. rumia is a good example

After we are done drinking tea, then yes. I'd gladly be your diner.

Are we talking literally, or in an affectionate metaphor?

>>6520915
You are an idiotic motherfucker. Stop posting.

>>6520958
He's not literally 14, right?

your welcome to, it would be a lovely way to die.

I'd advise against it. I'm just skin and bones, no fat to add any flavor.

I'm poisonous. You can tell from the markings on my skin.

I-I don't know... I... I...

>>6520970
If I recall correctly, he is 16 or so. His age doesnt honestly matter. He is fucktarded, and should stop posting until he gets better.

You can if you transport my body to Gensokyo.

If she actually appeared before me and asked, I would probably let her, because I would at least feel a little appreciated if she enjoyed having me as a meal.

>>6520878
YES.

>>6521022
Goddamn, you're depressing. She'd probably complain while you're still concious about how you're so salty from being caked in dried tears. Yuuka only likes happy meals which are worthy of being eaten, not because they have nothing else going for them.

>>6521028
Looks like you turned the tables on her.

>>6521039
Wriggle is the one thats dead.

you blind halfwit you.

where is the Yuka "grants you the pleasure of cum inside and then kills you" copypasta?

QUALITY THREAD

>>6521035
I'm happy and worthy of being eaten. You can devour me any day, Yuuka!
;~;

>>6521222
You are now imagining her licking your fingertips ever so seductively, nibbling little by little at your skin. She sucks your finger a little longer, savoring you. You smile and place your hand on her head. Just as you do this, she shoots a smile back at you, only you can actually sense the malice behind hers that is not present in yours. She sucks harder, licks more furiously and her teeth sink down further and further.

Tighter, tighter, tighter. Her mouth closes around your finger gradually. You feel her teeth begin to pierce through your skin, her tongue wrapping around to catch the blood trickling slowly from the opening she makes.

Pleasure turns to pain. You begin to feel your finger tearing apart. When you feel as if you can't take it anymore, you hear it, the one defining sound that tells you she's done playing with her meal. The crunching of bone inside her mouth. Your mind takes a second to realize how much pain you're in. You scream at the top of your lungs and attempt to pull out, but she keeps hr firm grip on you. You've pulled out slightly, enough to spray her face with your bodily fluids. For a second, she doesn't resist, and smiles, scooping up your nectar with her free and and giving it a taste. She puts you back into her mouth and sucks even more furiously, as you let out a stream into her mouth that doesn't seem to be ending. You try to hold it back, but it won't stop flooding into her.

As you try to resist again, she forces you down to the ground and presses her body weight against you to pin you down. She continues her meal, moving further down your hand, eating little by little. The pain is unbearable, but it's far too late to turn back now. You are at her mercy, as she eats you little by little, finding pleasure in your twisted facial expression and moans of agony. In the midst of your painful ordeal, you feel something else, something down in your nether regions. You can't look down, you dare not even look anywhere below your neck right now, but you can certainly feel something. You realize what it is as you try to focus on it, and it's enough for you to face your fear and actually look down for clarification.

There she is, eyes closed, now up to your elbow sucking you dry with her closed eyes. You look down further and see her wildly grinding her hips, dry humping you as she bites down. She opens her left eye halfway, as if sensing that you've realized what she was doing. Her smile widens, she pulls you out of her mouth and moves her face up to yours. Paralyzed with a mixture of fear and excitement, you're too stunned to realize that she's just pressed her lips, stained with your blood, against your own. Her tongue slides past your lips easily, and intertwines with your own. Her lower body moves more furiously. She presses her crotch down harder on yours. As you proceed to slide your tongue into her mouth to return the kiss you realize it was a trap a moment too late. Her teeth snap down on your tongue like a bear trap. You attempt to pull away, but she holds your head in place with both hands. Ripping, tearing, pain. She's now chewing your tongue, sucking the stump of flesh in your mouth.

You can't scream anymore. You try, but nothing comes out. You try to flail around and push her off you, but she's got you pinned. She pulls her face away from yours after swallowing your tongue, and licks the blood off her lips. She slides one of her hands down your chest, making her way to your trousers and slowly removes them just enough to pull your member out. She holds you down onto the floor with her right hand as she pulls her skirt up. From your angle, you're only able to catch a glimpse of her thigh, but she's pulled her skirt up enough for your member to be hidden under it as well. She presses down slowly. You cannot see what's going on under her skirt, but you feel a warm, moist opening engulfing you. Little by little, she inches her way down. Finally, you feel the warmth wrap around your member from the base up. The hand that was holding you down on the floor moves up to your neck. You consciously take a big gulp, but cannot resist anymore when you feel her hand clamp around your throat. Pain screams from multiple points of your body, but the somewhere mixed in with this pain is pleasure. Your wind pipe is being crushes, your vision fades ever so slowly. She rocks her hips ferociously, her head is cocked back, mouth wide open, but you can no longer hear anything coming from those lips. Your vision completely darkens. In the darkness your body feels weightless. The pain is no longer there, you only feel pleasure. You were blessed enough to receive your final orgasm before your slumber.

>>6521028
I wish to be crushed between Yuka's thighs.

>>6521680

"I killed something and ate the corpse until it was vaguely cake-shaped for you!"

>>6521454

Delicious sweet topping

>>6521716

The syrup comes right from the faucet.

>>6521727
She'd need Wriggle's help.

How would Wriggle pollinate Yuka? Get gangraped and shit the semen into her pussy?

>>6521751
How could Wriggle get "gangraped" by Yuka? She's only one... oh now I get it, cool.