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I stripped nude, hopped onto my bed, and humped my dakimakura until orgasm. I caught the ejaculate so I wouldn't dirty my waifu and then we spent 20 minutes cuddling.

I don't think I've ever felt so happy and satisfied before.
So, how is your day coming along, /jp/?

>> No.6610485

That seems stupid.
She WANTS you to plant your seed inside of her. 7 times in fact.

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>> No.6610504

complete shit, as always

>> No.6610505

>>6610485
so you have the kid in springtime?
are you naming it Magic Song?

>> No.6610507

>>6610470
That is......the saddest thing I've ever heard....

>> No.6610502

>>6610485
Yes, but we're not ready for children yet.

>> No.6610510

>>6610507
You must be new here. Or maybe because it's the weekend.
This type of thing is normal in /jp/

>> No.6610512

>>6610507
Welcome to /jp/

>> No.6610513

>>6610507
go back to r9k, if you don't think this is a normal thing to do you don't belong here

>> No.6610525

This thread and >>6610394 are the best examples of /jp/ right now.

>> No.6610527
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>>6610507
Return to your normals board and complain about your 3DPD whores. You're not ready for this board yet, maybe never.

>> No.6610529

What's a good site to buy dakimakura? I don't want crappy feeling rip-offs, so I'd rather not just trust google with this one.

>> No.6610532

is there some sort of dakimakura cover gallery online? i'm looking for a certain character and i can't find it

>> No.6610535

>>6610529
OP here.
I bought mine on ebay. I know it's a knock-off but I can't seem to find any merchant that sells legit Horo dakimakuras.

>> No.6610538

What the fuck is this shit?

>> No.6610542

>>6610470
You weeaboos make me LO motherfucking L so hard. I love seeing that your life is far more pathetic than my own.

>> No.6610539

>>6610532
This would be very helpful. Something akin to Myfigurecollection.

>> No.6610544

fucking losers, don't sully horo like that, every fucking woman should strive to be like her, and pathetic, pimply faggots humping her doesn't help that.

>> No.6610553

I like everything about this thread.

>> No.6610555

>>6610544
But Horo and I love each other
right? ;_;

>> No.6610561

>>6610542
>>6610538
>>6610507

What the fuck happened, /jp/? I can only assume the Puddi bullshit is the cause for this.

>> No.6610570

It was a pretty bland day, nothing special.
Also, I really need to buy a dakimakura myself, brb checking the archive.

>> No.6610571

>>6610470
You wouldn't happen to be that guy that posts in /g/'s desktop threads with the dual korbo backgrounds would you?

>> No.6610578
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I don't understand why normals get so furiously asspained about these things, fucking a dakimakura isn't going to hurt anyone, so who cares. Saying "it's not normal" isn't an argument and proves nothing. It's not like it's unethical, so why are you so mad

Deal
Fucking
With it

>> No.6610581

>>6610561
Don't pay attention to trolls and just take it easy, this is the best way to counter them.
But you could also get back at them with some witty comment I guess.

>> No.6610584

>>6610561
It is. Normalfags just acknowledged this board's existance after that. A few people who actually belong here came in from /v/ and /a/, but its mostly just trash damaging the board with crap from ED.

>> No.6610604

>>6610578
>I don't understand why normals get so furiously asspained about these things

Most likely they're insecure over the fact some people don't acknowledge their way of life as the right and only one.
Well who cares anyway.

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>>6610571
Small world, eh?

>> No.6610644

Sup faggots. /r9k/ here.
>>>/r9k/12420329

>> No.6610670

>>6610644
Hello r9k. Please go back to:
>>>/r9k/

>> No.6610683

How can you hump a dakimakura till orgasm?

I don´t understand.

>> No.6610689
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>>6610683
Friction between head of penis and dakimakura fabric.

Duhh

>> No.6610690

>>6610644
Why hello there! Are you here to tell us about your experience with dakimakura as well ?

Oh who am I kidding, you're just a boring normal that need to gb2 your shitty board.

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>>6610683
Tawake ja~

>> No.6610739

>>6610644
>O.o *wonders how many more years it'll last before he ends doing that himself*

Good to know that no matter how bad /jp/ may get, at least we don't have this

>> No.6610766
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>what I find to be amusing is that that type of stuff is considered normal there and their users are all just talking about it like it's nothing

>> No.6610787

>>6610644
>/jp/ has achieved self-sufficiency. I find that impressive as well. Now that I think about it, I feel pretty pathetic complaining about women on this board all the time, just showcasing that I need someone else to be completed. Feels bad man.

>self sufficiency
>implying jp doesn't live off gubbermint money

>> No.6610792

>>6610739
You mean painful truth?

>> No.6610804

>>6610787
Speak for yourself. I have expensive tastes, and thus am employed for the sole purpose of fueling my recreational activities.

>> No.6610816

>>6610690

>you're just a boring normal

>r9gay

>normal

idontthinksotim.jpg

they are the saddest loneliest motherfuckers you will ever meet.

true story.

>> No.6610812

>>6610527

>implying that's a bad thing

>> No.6610835

>>6610816
Woe is me, look how pitiful I am pay attention to me!!! God damn you're pathetic. The perfect image of a normal. Get out of /jp/ why do you people keep coming here, no one wants you, you have nothing to give to the board other than shitposts and spam, just fuck off and stick to your normalfag board. Is that really so hard?

>> No.6610841

>>6610816
They're betas, betas are pretty normal compared to /jp/.

>> No.6610859

HHahahaahaha holy fucking shit you gotta be kidding me get a life you fuckin fags

>> No.6610860
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OP here.
What did you guys do to my thread? ;_;

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>>6610859
Why are you betas so fucking insecure?

>> No.6610875

>>6610860
beta nine thousand happened. Better off deleting it and starting a new one to get rid of these guys.

>> No.6610877

>>6610860

It came into contact with /r9k/. When something remotely good comes into contact with /r9k/, it turns to shit.

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> this thread
do i have to like animey to post on this board or can i just treat it like i would /r9k?

>> No.6610902

>>6610859
Pot, kettle, black, etc

>> No.6610906

>>6610860
Just delete it, anon

>> No.6610912

>>6610893
Very simple, you get the fuck out.

>> No.6610917

I'm visiting both boards regulary. And you guys both are pathetic.

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