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So please, just commit suicide.

Oh crap i mean this

>>6641927
Insert Disc 2
Now get out, please.

>>6641936
also delete the thread

>Satanism on best tier
>Christianity on shit tier
>Implying they're not the same shit

That better be LaVeyan Satanism.
Also, Nihilism needs to go to the bottom tier.
Also, delete this thread already.

>>6641914
Looks like a whole bunch of heresy, to me.

>>6641914
>mfw OP was being an angry teenager near me.

>>6641962
>mfw

Out.

>>6641971
>/jp/ is legion suppah secretto club XDDDD

>mfw Bahai isn't best tier

Atheism is retarded but it shouldn't be anywhere near Islam or Christianity. Or Scientology, FFS.

>>6641981
Fuck your shit. Zoroastian is Top Tier.

>>6641962
>>6641981
>mfw mfw

>>6641975
I'm not sure what that has to do with anything but it doesn't change the fact you should go back to whatever shit board you crawled out.

>>6642003
Naw, don't want to. :3

Agnostics are simply Atheists without balls.

⚛☯✝✡☪☸♀Σ卐Иᛘ

>Not giving a shit about spirituality on shit tier, nearly the same thing on "The only tier worth giving a shit about"

Excuse me, but what? Not to mention:

>Tiers of belief systems and touting any one as better than the other

>>6642014
>Agnostics are simply Atheists who admit they don't know everything.
FYP

>>6642014
Get out of here Mike.

>>6642014
Belief has anything to do with balls. Stop telling yourself that, angry teenager atheist.

>>6642021
It was made by a teenager who read about Anton LaVey on Wikipedia probably, don't think about it. My question is why does this thread still exist.

>>6642032
nothing*
Derp.

>>6641993
No, the hordes of angsty SODIFFERENT teenage atheists are shit tier and don't belong anywhere near humanity.

The rare few atheists who don't act all superior because "Ahaha I only believe in proven facts suck it faithfags" are pretty cool. The same could be said of any belief system, substituting angsty teens for unlikable group X.

It says 'The OP is doesn't know how to troll.'

>>6642014
Actually, atheism doesnt mean "there is no god", it just means a lack of belief in one, thus most atheists are agnostics and there is no real separation between the two. Strong atheists which claim they know there is no god are incredibly rare and rather stupid. tl;dr: Agnosticism and atheism are compatible, and in most cases someone is both.

>>6642061
[citation needed]

>>6642023
>>6642029
>>6642032
I take it that none of you have balls.

>>6642075
Balls don't matter. Being level headed and respectful of others beliefs does. Yes, this is coming from a reclusive hikki. Deal with it.

>>6642070
http://wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=atheistic

Sun cultist master race reporting in.

>>6642110
Hmmm... Ok.

Most of Gensokyo falls under "general pagan," doesn't it?

>>6642061
Actually, agnosticism relates to knowledge and what can be known. When people say they're agnostic, they usually mean that they lack the belief in a god or gods, which is atheism. Most people don't mean "I believe it's impossible to know whether or not there's a god or gods." But because "atheist" has such a stigma attached to it they're reluctant to use it for fear of being stereotyped.

I love religion threads.

Lolis for sale.

I'm surprised no one said "loli is my religion XDDDD" yet.

>>6642114
Every day before dawn I wake up, go to the roof of my building and make a symbolic sacrifice to Shamash

>>6642148
Now THAT is religion I can believe in.

>>6642163
Oh wait

>>6642178
Every day after I wake up, I open my loli folder and make a sacrifice myself.

>>6642178
But Shamash doesn't even like sacrifices. You should have a statue of yourself built to be dedicated in one of his temples.

Besides the best sun deity is clearly Huitzilopochtli. He was a ugly deity covered with sores, but only he was brave enough to jump into the sacrificial pyre and was rewarded by becoming a little girl (or it might've been the sun I'm not sure) Clearly this shows that if we /jp/ Anonymous are brave enough to pull a Sati, our bodies will be purified and we'll be cute immortal girls.

>>6642214
The little death, eh?

>>6642233
Oh, I guess I'm mixing up my deities. I know I read Gilgamesh a long time ago, and I'm pretty sure Shamash was in there and there was a giant bull at some other point, plus implied gayness.

>>6642214
I bet you make a lot of "sacrifices".

>>6642241
INdeed la petit mort, good sir.

>>6642233
Quetzalcoatl was here, Huitzilopochtli is a loser.

>>6641914
Satanism is fucking cancer.

Also, general paganism and Ásatrú should be god tier.

>>6642258
Generally if you want to worship a Mesopotamian deity you had a statue of yourself made in a praying position and put it into the deity's temple, so that the deity can remember how pious you are. By the way, for Mesopotamian temples are literally houses for the deities, they have private rooms and such so and are designed so that people can't peek into their local deity's private life. So when Shamash wakes up every morning in his home, he comes face to face with dozens of statues all staring at him and recalls that his worshippers are a bunch of creepy stalkers.

Best Mesopotamian deity was Enki, though. He had a daughter by his wife, then impregnated that daughter, and then had another daughter by his granddaughter as well. He tries to seduce his grand-granddaughter too, but he gets tricked and instead gets pregnant himself. He's some sort of ancient Makoto.

"I made orgasm in your assam"

- William Bell

>>6642272 la petit mort
You're speaking French like in Marimite.
And why are some people treating atheism like a religion instead of a philosophy? It's quite stupid.

Also what the fuck is "sun cult" and "female deity worship"

Be specific

>>6642309
Because religions ARE philosophies?

I haven't taken a French class since grade school, give me a break, man.

>>6642322 Because religions ARE philosophies?
Yeah.
But atheism isn't a religion.
>I haven't taken a French class since grade school, give me a break, man.
I've got nothing against your (rusty) French. They really speak like this in Marimite.
I find it hilarious (but a little lazy).

>>6642340
Neither are agnosticism or nihilism. Let's just agree that the list is one of philosophies and not really of religions.

Also, any list without Discordianism is just plain invalid.