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I'd spend 17 episodes convincing everyone that she's killing and eating people, but it'd be worth it because in the end I can make this face

I'd keep her from working in the kitchen. 'cause no one would eat

Don't stain Koharu no Hibi with your faggotry.

Avoid eye contact and sneak glances at her when no one was looking my direction.

Hang out, become good friends, but then lock her the fuck up when she's hungry. or let her hang out with my enemies during that

I never understood why the faggot is so afraid of such a small, harmless, devoted, loving girl.

And what would you do if Yukari decided you wil be her older brother?

>>6692248
Shiki should have just started on the episode Toshio's wife died.

>>6692296
Is she going to use her gap powers to make me wrinkly and senile? Because otherwise this isn't going to work.

>Rumia
>At my college

Eh, I'll take her in and feed her pork steak every night. It's close enough to human meat, if not better.

Otherwise she'd start killing people.

I'd find a way to end her as soon as possible

What would you do if Yukari wanted you to be her onii-san?

>>6692310
Is she going to use her gap powers to make me wrinkly and senile? Because otherwise this isn't going to work out.

>>6692310
Troll gensokyo as a team 'cause shit just got real.

>>6692315
"You are so cruel, onii-san"

What would you do if the top worker in your organization kidnapped Reimu and is planning to plant his seed in her?

PS, yes, I know you don't work and that Reimu has plot armor. It was an hypothetical question.

>>6692364
Ask if I can help.

What would you do if you were ordered to go on a mission to kill Mystia, but you were allowed up to a week to develop any relationships and alibis needed to set up a cover story for her disappearance? Romance is possible.

>>6692364
I would impregnate Reimu first before they could do so.

>>6692397
Just slit her throat and set up a temporary stand selling fried chicken.

>>6692397
I would Ask Youmu to let me have a word with her master.

>>6692397
An entire week to make an alibi?

Become her "boyfriend", convince other inhabitants that I'm a trans dimensional wizard. Use simple magic tricks to back up this claim, possibly with the help of my employer. She didn't die, we went to another world. Assume another identity later.

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>>6692428
"Didn't die, you say? Funny, I just met her the other day..."

What would you do if Marisa challenged you to a game of danmaku?

>>6692505
I'd stick my danmaku in her hitbox, if you get my drift.

stop it celestial.

>>6692522

>>6692293
He is just tsun.

Why Rumia? I don't understand what prompted this thread.

obligatory "rumia doesn't eat people she's too lazy" post

Shoot her in the head because she would like an unholy abomination irl with her big eye balls.