/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Step on them anyway.

Maybe eat some of them alive out of morbid fascination.

>acceptance and love
Maybe if they had done their research they'd know that's not how human beings work.
RIP
AND
TEAR.

They're still scary. I give her a new hairdoo and harvest the loli roaches for sex.

moe cockroach is moe

Start a business selling them into slavery to other /jp/ers.

Remove the shell thing and take loli as pet

I have never played Bioshock before.

If they look like lolis I'm okay with this.

>>6802227
On a second thought, I'd enslave them, then breed them and then sell them!
I bet there are a bunch of idiots who'd buy anything that was in the least moe for a high price, even pests.

Pick them up, toss them out. The only real difference is that it'd be too disgusting to step on them.

>Implying I wouldn't just bath them with pesticide

Problem, roaches? :3

I give them loev and morsels.

Hi, Anonymous! Just came in to tell you that I love you!

Let them stay. Cockroaches don't scare me as much as spiders do, and they're usually not smart enough to find their way into my food supply.

I keep my house too clean for roaches.

Also my cat eats whatever bugs get in the house.

Its amazing to watch her jump and snatch a fly out of the air.

Whats the name of this doujin and where can I find it?

>>6802288
gokicha-tan

>>6802212
OP here. You feed them enough and they grow until they reach human size.
Then what do you do?

>>6802292
propose

>>6802292
There was an old monthly comic in FHM or Maxim magazine about a man living with his trash roach monster.

If anyone remembers that it was awesome.

I would accept Roach-tan's love, she's a lot different from other cockroaches because she's considerate, meaning I wouldn't wake up to pour a bowl of cereal and see her chillin' in the box.

>>6802292
Now we're talkin'.

Lovingly nurture my future daughters.

>>6802292
Sell the bigger ones at a higher price.

>>6802292
Feed them more, until they're big enough to destroy small countries.

So that's what japanese roaches look like ?
What a superior country nipponland is.

>>6802351
currently fapping to fantasy of being eaten by giant disgusting roach girl

Import Hoihoi-san and purge the unclean.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5XJHBj0ges

>>6802372
Currently beating it to the idea of taking a bazooka to an army of real life giant roach women.

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubbles gum and I'm all out of gum.

Cockroachs can eat anything and require no upkeep. The only reason cockroaches suck is they shit everywhere and spread disease.

So combine loli with cockroaches and you have a charming beast that will eat anything you throw out and can be trained to use a toilet. The only negative would be her saliva left here and there, wait did i say negative? Anyways, exterminators would bankrupt.

>>6802403
I love lolis, but hate cockroaches.
Would I become tsundere if I acquire one of these?

>>6802403
Personally... I kind of like roaches. I have a few giant hissing roaches as pets, and they're actually pretty cute. They purr if you give them cookies.

>>6802403
>The only reason cockroaches suck is they shit everywhere and spread disease.

How about for those with a scat fetish?

>>6802441
Cats purr and actually feel affection for you.

>>6802419
Im sure you can adjust.
>>6802440
Then obviously you would want to skip toilet training.
>>6802441
Good to go.

>>6802445
Cats are fickle assholes. I like weirder pets. I plan on getting a duck egg and hatching it at one point.

>>6802441
>They purr if you give them cookies.
D'awww, I wish I had roaches like that.

>>6802466
Yeah, they're nice. Actually, come to think of it, they're like hamsters.

I can't have sex with them so what's the point

>>6802483
why not? Are you to well hung like me? I hear that with some training and patience you can get in there.

>>6802419
>Would I become tsundere if I acquire one of these?

She may end up being tsundere for you, too. It is shown that cockroaches reared alone explore much less compared to those reared in groups, choosing to spend most of their time in their shelters. Their interactions with other cockroaches likewise decreases. So it is quite possible to have a little shut-in cockroach girl who'd share your dark, damp basement, refusing to come out even to eat (another feature of cockroaches reared in isolation) and playing otome games in whichever crevice she made her home into. She'd also act coldly towards you and shun social interaction, but during one of those rare times where you catch her outside her shelter, you'd take the opportunity to hug her tightly and tell her how much you love her, offering to marry her and refusing to leave her until she states her answer. Of course, this would be where she drops her regular tsuntsun facade and starts crying, telling you how many nights she spent alone while hugging her dakimakura (which would be a handkerchief soaked with cockroach mating pheromones). Obviously, this'd be your cue to get over your dislike of cockroaches and kiss her, telling her that you'll make sure she'll never be lonely again.

Needless to say, tender cockroach sex would follow (probably with her licking your back and wondering where your tergal glands are, since that's how cockroaches mate) and a few weeks later she'd deliver a large ootheca, carrying it with her until your daughters can hatch from their eggs.

>>6802458
Then get a fucking pig.

Its like the smartest animal you can legally keep as a pet and girls love them for some reason.

Also you can eat them when they die and they'll actually taste good.

Fallout lied about iguana on a stick ;_;.

REND AND TEAR

Pigs are some of the nicest animals you can raise, as long as you raise them when they're young. They're about as loyal as hunting dog breeds.

>>6802496

>>6802496
Not sure if biologist anon.

Depends. Do they still multiply like, well, roaches, infest my food and spread disease?
If not, then yes.

>>6802534
I've thought about that too. I really do love animals of all sorts.

>>6802583
They look about as ugly as pugs, yet people love pugs for some reason.

>>6802579
>spread disease

What kind of third world country are you living in?

>>6802610
Because they're amazing dogs?

For all the retarded they look they're one of the smartest breeds I've had the pleasure of training.

And they can be trained as attack dogs.

No one expects your little mutant pug to latch onto their nutsack.

>>.6802499
>Also you can eat them when they die and they'll actually taste good.

I prefer a pet that takes care of almost everything on its own; that means a Bio-Meat as shown in the picture. BMs are self-cleaning, they will even get rid of the dust in your house. They also eliminate small varmints like mice and roach girls WITHOUT you needing to train them; they do that automatically like a guided missile they head straight for the varmint.

More about this wonderful pet can be found at:

http://www.bakabt.com/142738-bio-meat.html

>>6802630
What, cockroaches spread disease everywhere.
It's not like they clean them on the civilized world, either.

>>6802496
I always wondered why I don't abhor roaches.

>>6802641
What diseases do cockroaches spread? Please find a well documented case of a cockroach infestation leading to disease.

Welcome to 2011.

>>6802496
Amazing.

>>6802663
Most animals spread diseases. Its what happens when man and animals mix.

>>6802636
THAT MANGA GAVE ME NIGHTMARES.

NIGHTMARES.

Though they were all the US-BM give it to us here in the states to take a horrible thing and make it into an apocalypse.

>>6802682
What's is like being a poor Latvian? How many soldiers did your sister have to fuck before they'd teach you English?

I'd take a massive bong rip and blow it in its face
Then geek the fuck out

>>6802682
also people spread diseases

Your home is suddenly full of cockroaches.
Cockroaches that look like this.
Cockroaches that just want your acceptance and love.

What do you do?

You know that movie Joe's apartment? Kinda like that, only if Joe was a NEET that stood home all day, and all his roaches were cute little lolis. You can call it Anon's Apartment.

Shit, why do I still remember that movie anyway?

>>6802496

>>6802283
>I keep my house too clean for roaches.

My house is clean but the person that lives under me attracts the roaches. It's annoying, caus there's not even any food in my house for them to eat, but they come scouting anyway. Every now and then I'll see one of them, and catch it, and pull its head off before putting it back into the hole it came from so it can send a message to the others to not fucking come up to my house.

>>6802761
because MTV made it and you were 10 so it was AMAZING!

>>6802217
Never Cry Wolf?

OP, I wouldn't know how to act. Would they try to crawl in my ear at night?

>>6802249
>>6802252
>>6802258
What the fuck?

>>6802761 Shit, why do I still remember that movie anyway?
I had a tape of this movie.
Singing cockroaches are fucking awesome, that's why.

>>6802303
But that's not to say I wouldn't let her bathe in my milk in the morning. She won't be crawling around the trash or anything, because I'll give her nice food. Kinda like how you wouldn't touch a dirty pigeon, but a domesticated bird is cool because you know it's clean (because it has no reason to dirty itself by digging around nasty places for food, and you probably give it a bath every now and then).

>>6802812
Whoops, clicked the wrong page.

>>6802812
>>6802818
Good lord, what the fuck?!

>>6802825
These were posted on old /a/ back when we still had good tripfags running around.

>>6802790
No american psycho when he refers to cooking and eating the victim's brains.

But good movie non the less.

>>6802830
Anonymous of Russian federation and tonberryking.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Snort.

I have phobia to cockroaches... but... because they are loli and if they can take a shower like humans, maybe I will take care of them.

Is there *anything* that could escape japanese moe-fication?

I really can't decide whether to find this cute or disturbing...i mean...what would they do while you were asleep?

I would fry them in some oil and chili paste and eat them

>>6802954
They could:
Spread their juices all over you or your bed.
Give you a chance for indirect kiss with them by licking your mugs and glasses.
Chew on your bath soap.

>>6802954
Nocturnal Emissions.

i hate cockroaches because they're insects and because of the accompanying habits. If they look like humanoids and live nothing like real cockroaches do, why would I see them as cockroaches.

>>6802983
No rape?
sadfrog.jpg

>>6802954
I'm nocturnal, so they'll be asleep while I'm asleep.

>>6802252
>>6802258
I love how he does the double-take, notices that the cockroach looks like a little girl, and then sprays her anyway.

Anyone have isotope-tan ?

>>6803094
Do you mean giant isopod? If so, this should be it. You can just Google it, or should I dump?

>>6802893
Showers and loli are more the portfolio of fairyflies, wasps so small that they can end up being a meal to some of the larger protozoans - the smallest was around 0.2mm, as I recall. At those sizes, the drag is so great that air might as well be water, and their paddle-like wings don't distinguish between the two, flapping in gas and liquid with equal ease. Those insects can live underwater for around two weeks, and are so small that they cannot break the surface tension of water on their own, instead having to climb down something big enough (usually water plants) to dive. The reverse is also true, since they can't break the surface tension from the other side either, they can walk just below the water but can't surface unless they find something that breaks the surface tension for them.

So you can think of those as a little girl who wears a school swimsuit, but cannot actually swim since no matter what she does, she floats clear over water like an underage female Jesus. She'd also constantly urge you to get to swimming or bathing so that she can use your body to dive, puffing out her cheeks and trying to beat you in vain with her tiny fists if you refuse to do so.

>>6802954
You can practically see anything on the Monstergirl Uploader. The only notable animals I haven't seen there are tardigrades.