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ITT:
Describe yourself if you would be a character in the next touhou game.
What's your ability?
Are you a human or a youkai?
What is your name?
Where do you live?
Are you a little girl or do you dare to be the first shota in a touhou game ever?
What's your occupation?
And most importantly:What is your favourite tea?

>> No.6873218

Sage for Touhou in /jp/

You should be ashamed of yourself!

>> No.6873221

I would report a shitty thread

>> No.6873224

Fanfiction-level thread

>> No.6873233

Second fairy to the left on the first part of the first stage.

>> No.6873253 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.6873254

>>6873224
What's wrong with fanfiction?

>> No.6873261

>>6873254
Only Japanese fanfiction (doujinshi) is permitted here.

>> No.6873263

Multiple male orgasms.
Youkai.
I dunno, what would ZUN call me?
Forest of Magic.
Transvestite shota, my gender would be hotly debated like Wriggle's.
Giggolo.
Mintermelon tea... But seeing as that isn't a real tea I'd have to say green tea with rice floating in it... Or just something sweet.

>> No.6873265

>>6873261
Well /jp/ always gets criticized of being uncreative... isn't this a good way to show that we can still be creative?

>> No.6873267
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>>6873265
No. In /jp/'s eyes only the Japanese master race can be creative. All fanworks produced by non-Japanese are not creativity, but autism.

>> No.6873268
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>>6873215
What's your ability? Manipulation of surfaces
Its good ability - you can transform objects, teleport, and materialize things.

Are you a human or a youkai? Youkai

What is your name? Anna (its female name fitting for youkai girl) I would probably keep my family name.

Where do you live? my house would look like this in picture

Are you a little girl or do you dare to be the first shota
in a touhou game ever? Girl (its no1 in list of importance)

What's your occupation? Tea Shop and owning small architecture design studio (easy to do with my ability)

And most importantly:What is your favourite tea?
Black tea with lemon

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>>6873215
So when I will get to be in Gensokyo?

>> No.6873392

What's your ability?
Manipulation of Dreams or something not too overpowered, because that would be boring but being good at danmaku would be nice

Are you a human or a youkai?
Youkai

What is your name?
Something like Soeno or Somni,because Yumeko and Yumemi already exist.

Where do you live?
Forest of Magic

Are you a little girl or do you dare to be the first shota in a touhou game ever?
A girl

What's your occupation?
Unemployed ;_;?

And most importantly:What is your favourite tea?
Green tea with honey

>> No.6873410

>>6873265
we don't have to 'show it' anybody.

>> No.6873434 [DELETED] 

QUALITY THREAD­

>> No.6873516

at least once we have good thread and no one posts iit

>> No.6873524

>>6873267
Littleshit is not art.

>> No.6873554
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6873554

Why not, I'm bored anyway.

What's your ability?
Making the perfect cup of tea.
Are you a human or a youkai?
Human.
What is your name?
Same as it is now.
Where do you live?
SDM
Are you a little girl or do you dare to be the first shota in a touhou game ever?
I'm a man.
What's your occupation?
Remilia's butler.
And most importantly:What is your favourite tea?
I like good, high grade Darjeeling.
;_;

>> No.6873568

>>6873265
>isn't this a good way to show that we can still be creative?

I'm literally sick that people thinking this has anything to do with creativity actually come to the same board as me.

Sit on your ass for a year or two, learn to draw or write, then sit on your ass some more and actually draw/write something that isn't a quick sketch. Then come here and post it, there are threads for that. You won't get much praise, quite the opposite, and it'll certainly won't be actually good, but yes, then you'll be creative.

Filling retarded schemata with stupid ideas does not constitute creativity, no matter what teachers in your class for mentally-challenged told you. It just does not, you know, create anything worthwhile.

>> No.6873575

>>6873568
>it does not create anything worthwhile
But neither do OC drawings. Your drawings will never be considered worthwhile by anyone but yourself, and you will have wasted 2-4 years learning to draw for absolutely no reason.

>> No.6873576

>>6873568
Reported for not taking it easy.

>> No.6873584

>>6873568
Didn't like coloring pages when you were young, honey?

>> No.6873585

Fan-fiction aint my thing to be honest, I enjoy writing my own stories with my own criteria. I'm hoping to finish the novel I'm working on, get it published, and use it as a basis for a commecrial game project.

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>>6873585
>get it published
I hope you've got contacts. Neither publishers nor agents will even look at something which isn't recommended to them by someone they know.

>> No.6873605

>>6873575
Well, if your definition of "creative" or "worthwhile" is "successful", then this thread does not qualify either way. No one will remember it few hours from now.

The main point was that to be creative you have to create something and to create something you need to make some effort. Dissing OC doesn't disprove that, it just sets the bar higher.

>> No.6873608

>>6873591

I'm not going take anything you say seriously unless you stop using those stupid reaction images.

>> No.6873610

>>6873608
>get it published
I hope you've got contacts. Neither publishers nor agents will even look at something which isn't recommended to them by someone they know.
sage for no content

>> No.6873615

>>6873610
There's always self-publishing. It's really easy nowadays.

>> No.6873616

>>6873610

The difference is incredible. Thank you for humoring me.

>> No.6873622

Flying, being weaker than your average human
Fairy
Unnamed Fairy number 42015
Stage 5, shortly after the mini-boss.
Little girl, fairy
Holding multiple point items and 1 large power.
I've never had tea before, so I can't say.

>> No.6873623

>>6873615
My friend went that route. Good luck selling more than 30 copies, even if you pimp it relentlessly everywhere you have an internet presence.

>> No.6873626

>>6873623
Pity there are no Comikets in the Occident, I guess.

>> No.6873629

>>6873585
hey! Don't worry about all trolls in this thread...
Half of /jp/ posters are normal-fags who will never do anything worthwhile and are just jealous of your work!
Now lets go back discussion of thread!

>> No.6873631

>>6873615
That was the idea, yeah. Corperate fuck-holes can shove it for all I care.

>> No.6873676

What's your ability?
POWERSAGE™

Are you a human or a youkai?
Human

What is your name?
Jim Stacey

Where do you live?
Reimu's armpits

Are you a little girl or do you dare to be the first shota in a touhou game ever?
Irrelevant

What's your occupation?
Administer of POWERSAGE™

And most importantly:What is your favourite tea?
Lapsang Souchong

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