/jp/ - Otaku Culture

this is my favourite

Not related to this thread, or /jp/, but kyouko sure is cute, isn't she?

I love moogi

forever and always.

even my captcha says forever (ofedu)

>>6973038
>/jp/ Kyouko culture

>>6973038
Who cares, she'll die.

>Reaction images thread.
No. Have some of my favorite spam.

So a frog hops into a bank. He gets in line for the teller windows, and eventually Betty Black, who had only been hired a week ago, calls him up to her window. He hops up onto the counter and croaks,

"I want a loan."

Now, Betty hadn't been working at the bank very long, but even with just one week of experience she was pretty sure they didn't usually serve animals there! So she stutters a little and finally responds, "But... but aren't you a frog?"

"Don't sass back to me!" the frog yells. "I'll have you know, Mick Jagger was my father! I don't have to take it!"

Yes, Kyoko is cute.

>>6973074
Of course, Betty is more confused than ever! But after a little more stuttering and looking around in confusion, she regains her composure and starts to process the frog's transaction. "Okay," she says, "I'll get you some forms to fill out, but first I need to know what collateral you'll be using. Is it an auto loan, or a mortgage, or...?"

The frog immediately produces an ODD TRINKET out of thin air. It's one of those porcelain elephants you sometimes see on mantlepieces, with a clock in its stomach. Betty stares at the object and asks, "what is this supposed to be, sir?"

"My collateral," says the frog, beginning to get annoyed.

"I'm sorry, but I'm sure we don't accept, er, whatever that is as..."

"Let me talk to your manager," shouts the frog.

Personally I like this one.

>>6973085

>>6973095
So Betty sighs and leads the frog, who is now carrying his ODD TRINKET on his back, into the manager's office. The manager looks up from his desk, and asks Betty what the problem is.

"This frog is trying to borrow money, but he's being very unreasonable. He keeps claiming he's the son of Mick Jagger, and what's worse," she adds, pointing at the trinket, "he's trying to offer THAT thing as collateral. I don't even know what it's supposed to be."

The bank manager takes off his glasses, and looks at all the dramatis personae in turn: the teller, the frog, and the TRINKET. Finally, his gaze meets the teller's again, and he replies,

"It's a knick-knack, Betty Black. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

I like this for some reason

HEY KISAMAS,

WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.


SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.

>>6973034

I'd play Dog Drug Reinforcement with her if you know what I mean.

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>>6973055

My stepmom had infantilism. If you don't know what that means, it's when you get off on diapers. When I was around eleven, she diapered me frequently, whenever she had free time, following an incident where I urinated in public. She never blackmailed me or convinced me that what she was doing was somehow an act of love, she was just physically stronger then me. If I happened to be particularly objectionable to this process, she would sit on my upper torso so that I could offer little in the way of physical resistance.

Along with this, she put a crib in our guest room and made me take naps in it. Of course, she also wanted to change me. If I tried to take a diaper off when she put one on me, I would be spanked. If I tried to talk when she put a pacifier in my mouth, I would be slapped. If I was not particularly forthcoming with urinating or shitting myself, but not disobeying her directly, she would forcefeed me this awful herbal milk stuff which made my body quite complicent of these functions even when I was not. In later occasions, she would give me the formula and then not do anything about it until I asked her, "Will you change my diaper please, mommy?". This probably had something to do with willfull submission.

Bottles were thrust into my mouth as often as cocks would be shoved into a whore's. For evening meals, I was pinned to a highchair and forcefed with a paper spoon while she made obnoxious sounds.

>JAYPEE

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>>6973153
She made quite sure my body lacked any kind of hair, excluding the stuff on my head. Some nights, when I got to wear what I wanted, she would come in as I was asleep, remove what I had on, and diaper me up, occasionally bottlefeeding me yet again. For a while, she took pills to make her breasts produce milk and breastfed me, although she stopped after they made her sick. She would take naked pictures of me, mostly of my ass as I lay down, and sometimes with a full diaper, or after tickling me to make it seem like I loved her or something.

When she spanked me, she often did it with my diaper on. When she held me in her arms, she often played with my ass. She frequently took my temperature the old fashioned way. I guess it turned her on.

Sometimes, she fondled me when she changed me.

She made me take baths with her as my arms were bound. In later years, when I was bigger then her, she would often bind and drug me, although I was still very small for my age and she was very fit, and she could still occasionally overpower me outright.

I'm probably missing some stuff.

All this continued untill I was 18 and went to college. My dad was pretty oblivious to the whole thing, and most likely still doesn't know, if they are still alive. I don't know where they are. I don't care.

What a fucking bitch.

Gome-ne /jp/! Ken-sama has tadaiima'd, this time with his family!

I keep VN faces I find humorous.

>>6973079

forever & always the best.

>reaction faces

Oh /jp/, you are sinking.

Itt: the best quality /jp/ reaction faces.