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>wake up
>fall down the stairs
>look up
>open the refrigerator
>you're suddenly on /jp/
>you see THIS
>wat do

>> No.6997183

>Open The Door
>Get On The Floor
>Errbody walk the dinosaur

>> No.6997184

Tell Yukari that if she wants to stick a bunch of gaps around my house there'd better be one that goes to the Human Village

>> No.6997189
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>>6997184

> In response, Yukari gaps your own penis up your anus.

Bad end?

>> No.6997190

>wake up, browse /jp/
>oh boy greentext thread!
>OP pic is not Kurisu
>not about ps3
>mfw gaems when ps3 has no face

>> No.6997193

>okuu in fridge
I say "Thank god for cold fusion"

>> No.6997194

>>6997184
>>6997189
Hag end

>> No.6997197

>open browser
>go to /jp/
>first thread: greentext thread
>mfw I report your shit

>> No.6997199

>browse /jp/
>see greentext thread
>OP pic is not Kurisu
>rage so hard I invented a microwave that sends text messages to the past
>text myself from 6 days ago
>couldn't send
>throw microwave, is 600 lbs.
>it burst into gates
>but then I was Daru-nyan
>in a maid costume with nekomimi

>> No.6997202

>wake up
>fall down stairs
>look up
>see /jp/
>feel compelled to browse even though I hate everything about it
>see this thread
>sperglord impulses kick in at full force
>express my displeasure with said thread by reporting it
>feel the need to announce that I have reported it instead of silently reporting it and simply ignoring the thread
>provide links to the 4 most populated boards on 4chan and suggest that the op of this thread go to one of them
>imply that browsing one of those 4 boards has negative implications
>disregard the fact that said 4 boards are nowhere near as bad as /jp/, mainly due to the fact that they have content worth discussing while /jp/ does not
>always use sage under all circumstances

>> No.6997209

>>6997202
>browse /jp/
>get unironically frustrated
>make the singlehandedly most aspergian post in this thread

>> No.6997211

>>6997209
>>6997202
>>6997199
>>6997197
>>6997190
>>6997183
>>6997180
>ALPHA ASS FUCK

>> No.6997213

>>6997211

dang

I never knew I was Alpha till this day

>> No.6997224

>wake up
>daily report
>go to bed

>> No.6997228

>browse /jp/
>'Oh boy greentext thread!'
>see OP pic
>it's not Kurisu
>rage so hard I came puddi
>exhausted, look into mirror
>I AM Kurisu
>but then I was dead

>> No.6997287

>>6997180

Droopy boobs

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