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7185112 No.7185112 [Reply] [Original]

Ok, let's say hypothetically you (a dude) are magically turned into a cute girl. What would you look for in a boyfriend? (no saying "hurr i'd be a lesbian". You are exactly the same as you are now personality wise, but you now like dudes.)

>> No.7185122

Turning into a cute girl isn't magically gonna make me like people or social situations.

>> No.7185121

Lesbian

>> No.7185124

>>>/a/

>> No.7185126

>>7185124
how is this anime related?
because of the picture?
no.
faggot

>> No.7185127

but what if I', gay does that turn me into a lesbian or what

On topic:I wouldn't look for anything in a boyfriend. I'd probably become a huge slut and break the hearts of many men like a true woman

>> No.7185132

/jp/ - every day is a copypaste

Fuck this shit, today I am going to go and read a book intead of F5ing /jp/.

>> No.7185134

>You are exactly the same as you are now personality wise, but you now like dudes.)
But I already like dudes. I like both.

Also, I'd look for a rich cute shy nerdy artist. To the outside world we'd look like a loving couple. In private I would beat him and call him worthless while raping him. Also, I'd have a girlfriend who I would treat lovingly and force him to watch as we make love.

>> No.7185136

Fuck off.
>>>/a/
>>>/soc/
>exactly the same as you are now personality wise
>boyfriend
I'd sit all day at home and masturbate.

>> No.7185138

But I'm bisexual.
I'd look for exactly the same things I like now, I want a manly, strong, confident but not arrogant man who is kind to his friends and family, but not necessarily to everyone.
Someone who gives me a feeling of security.
And has a big dick, preferably..

>> No.7185142

>homosexual jp revealed

>> No.7185146

>>7185142
>revealed

So, you've been here, what? Two hours at most?

>> No.7185147

>>7185126
How is this /jp/ related? Because of the picture? No. Faggot.

>> No.7185152

>>7185147
>jp wants to be a little girl

>> No.7185150

Exactly the same?
I guess that means I still wouldn't like anyone or be looking for anyone.
Looking for a boyfriend OP? Faggot.

>> No.7185155

>>7185152
>boyfriend

>> No.7185164

>>7185155
>who would maintain jp hikki lifestyle?

>> No.7185165

Why do I need a boyfriend? Can't I just enjoy being a cute girl doing cute things?

>> No.7185171

>>7185165
if you want to work.

>> No.7185174

>>7185164
>You are exactly the same as you are now personality wise
>meaning you have/want a girlfriend now, if you would want a boyfriend after transformation.

>> No.7185176

>>7185165
What's cuter than nibbling on the pillow and eliciting tiny whimpers of pleasure while your boyfriend holds your ankles apart in the air and repeatedly thrusts his full length in and out of you like a rabid beast?

>> No.7185183

Can I keep my penis?

>> No.7185188

>>7185176
Being futa and doing the same to him afterwards.

>> No.7185196

I'd probably be a slut

>> No.7185212

>>7185112
I'd still avoid relationships at any costs

>> No.7185214

selfcest is the answer

>> No.7185226

Stop making this thread.
http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/thread/7171872
http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/thread/7173700

>> No.7185233 [DELETED] 

>>7185226
why?

>> No.7185241

anyone who doesn't want to fuck me.

>> No.7185249

oh ohohohohoho

>> No.7185250

Same thing I look for in a woman now. Me, but of the opposite gender.

>> No.7185261

Magic to turn myself back.

>> No.7185268 [DELETED] 

I'd probably be a slut

>> No.7185269

what if threads, so good

>> No.7185276 [DELETED] 

Why do I need a boyfriend? Can't I just enjoy being a cute girl doing cute things?

>> No.7185278

>>7185121

>> No.7185283
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7185283

I would take my friend as my boyfriend. We could both shitpost all day inbetween sex.

>> No.7185297 [DELETED] 

Can I keep my penis?

>> No.7185319 [DELETED] 

Look for a boyfriend? Nah, I'd stay indoors and masturbate all day, just like I normally do.

>> No.7185324

a trap.

>> No.7185333

i'd look for myself, fuck i didn't realize I was so awesome

>> No.7185334

If I'd be the little girl, I'd camwhore for old fat guys, fapping to me.

>> No.7185336
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7185336

If I was exactly the same as I was now personality wise, then all males would be 3DPD now. Instead of my waifu, Date Masamune would probably be my husbando. And that would be the extent of that.

>> No.7185340

I'd still hate 3DPD. It's simple as that.

>> No.7185351

Huge Cock.

>> No.7185371

If I ever lost my penis; I'd just kill myself, I'm all for being treated like a girl cross dressing etc. but I draw the line at actually becoming a women.

>> No.7185372

i can't imagine beeing straight, sorry. i'd probably look for a cute trap...

>> No.7185387

I want someone who listens to me but is also cool and confident enough to take control of the situation when I run out of things to say.

>> No.7185391

>>7185372
no, i take it back. Battler and Archer would be my husbandos. but still no 3D boyfriend unless he's a really cute trap.

>> No.7185394

I already like both, so I would like animals

>> No.7185402

my left arm so i can schlick

>> No.7185405

The same kind of boyfriend I already have. So sweet it hurts.
Hopefully one good at doing the dom thing.

>> No.7185413

A 2d adventurous, kind hearted guy that looks like a girl.

>> No.7185416

Someone who would make no emotional or physical demands on me. Someone who would listen to my rants and have sex with me, but leave me alone otherwise.

>> No.7185419
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7185419

A nice guy who has his own appartment and job like me.
Not here to be his mother afterall.
Also health and hygiene is important dont want a disgusting slob.

Long story short a normalfag with anime/VN/Game hobbies.

>> No.7185428

Big aggressive bodybuilder who rapes the fuck out of my ass.

>> No.7185432
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7185432

Te picture is related, sadly it would be a relationship based solely on mutual exclusion

>> No.7185442

A rich black man with a giant cock who has 10 other black friends with giant cocks who can penetrate all my holes and demean me while paying for me to remain a hikki

>> No.7185452

I'm not really sure but it would be the same as now. Just not someone who is a complete asshole and as long as they also are not a complete normal. They must also must be comfortable with casual sex, fetishy shit, cuddling, and sleeping together often. On the outside he must skinny to a little under average to most slightly feminine features, and shaved everywhere though I'm fine with a little pubic hair as long as it isn't a jungle. That's really it. Too bad no one like that exists well maybe except here.

>> No.7185473
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7185473

I had a dream the other day that I turned into a girl and I started to date this guy I was friends with back in high school. We would just cuddle all the time and I remember being able to wear some of the cutest outfits I could imagine. In my dream one reoccurring date was one where we would just sit in his living room watching movies in the dark as I sat in his arms. I didn't have sex or even imagine anything sexual it was just very peaceful being able to be held tightly in the arms of another.

We talk about our future, and how we'll get married and have kids. Talking to her is the only thing that helps me sleep at night.

>> No.7185484
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7185484

A weak minded beta male with a decent job and income is what i want.
..Just so i can NTR the fuck out of him by sleeping with all his friends.

Then i will go whore myself out any bad boy i can come over.
Also i will make sure to get myself pregnant with the biggest alpha douche-bag ever~

At which point i will have sex with my "boyfriend" and then pretend its his.

Ahh if only i was female..

>> No.7185502

>>7185473
take out the future of getting married with kids and you are just like me every night. I pretend my pillow is that guy and I basically cuddle up to it all night until I fall asleep.

>> No.7185529
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7185529

>>7185502

>> No.7185550

Lean, tall, 15-20cm cock, good sense of humor, nice face, semi long hair would be plus, the quieter the better i hate blabber mouths oh and he would have to be ok with me smoking.

>> No.7185557

>>7185484
>NTR the fuck out of him
learn what NTR means

>> No.7185577

>homosexual jp revealed , you cant deny it now.

>> No.7185591

Nothing, because I don't want to pair with anyone.

>> No.7185627
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7185627

A cute boy who also likes black metal/dad rock/prog rock.And very gentle

>> No.7185684

>>7185577
>revealed
First day on /jp/?

>> No.7185700

>>7185577
Using verbal violence against /jp/.
Happy time breaking your fists against concrete.

>> No.7185708

>>7185577
>>7185684
lul guyz we'r a legn we do'nt frgve we dont forgtXDXDXDXDXP

>>>/b/

>> No.7185717

you are a full faggot if you posted here twice

>> No.7185754

>normalfags, normalfags EVERYWHERE

>> No.7185769

i'd be a hurr

>> No.7185782

>>7185754

Take your greentext back to /a/

>> No.7185789

i would probably give a fuck on getting a bf and schlick to bl eroge all day

>> No.7185790
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7185790

Little 2D boys.

>> No.7185800

I'm fairly sure I'd just be into 2D dudes and turn into a fujoshi lady.

>> No.7185825

>>7185782
>implying I post on /a/

>> No.7185832

>>7185825
>>>/tg/

>> No.7185859

barfing_madotsuki.jpg

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7185885

no one gives a shit about this
exept \a\ and \jp\

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