/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The greatest possible pleasure in the shortest possible amount of time, primary to ease of clean-up.

Not being addicted to it, and eventually stopping fapping constitutes mastering masturbation.
By the way, 'mastering masturbation' rhymes really well!

>>7274585

That is not a rhyme. It is simple alliteration.

>>7274586
I think you mean assonance.

>>7274589

It is a false rhyme, as well a genuine alliteration.

the key to a good solo play is to ensure first that your anus is full of

>>7274589
>>7274590

It's also consonance.

>>7274591

ITT an English major symposium.

you haven't mastered shit until you can ejaculate with enough force to tear a hole through a tissue held 3 feet away

>>7274580
Most amount of pleasure should be the only criteria.

>>7274596
>using gaijin memes that are loathed by /jp/
Stop that.

>>7274601
What meme did he use?

>>7274595
I said this once, as a joke, but she didn't interrupt me and it was followed by embarrassing silence. I was alone talking to myself.

>>7274580
This style is too pedo. Regular loli at least uses adult proportions.

Is an alliteration of "mast", stop fouling around.

The ability to get an erection at will. Thats all you need to really master masturbation.

Everything beyond that is fluff. Although having a high endurance is good too since the longer you last the better your ejaculation will feel.

>>7274610
You mean the style is too hardcore for you.

>>7274610
BUENO.jpg

>>7274610
I agree.
Didn't stop me from fapping though.

You've mastered masturbation when you can reach orgasm without touching your manhood.

>>7274640
so.. be(com)ing a girl?

You have mastered masturbation when you care not about how much you endure or the pleasure gained from it, but what you are masturbating to. Masturbation is an act of appreciation, so it should only be performed while fantasizing about that which you truly like. Much like dogs marking their territories with urine, one should only masturbate to images he deems particularly creative or well-drawn to show his gratitude towards the artist, even when he has no carnal urges at the moment. That is a forlorn duty followed by few in those latter days of the Law. Indeed, the great masters of old weren't mistaken when they decreed, "Tell me what you masturbate to, and I'll tell you who you are."

>>7274665

Starting today I will live according to your teachings

>>7274665

i think i mastered the HELL out of it
>masturebate untill your about to ejakulate
>stop
>wait a while
>continue
>repeat at least 3 times
>"one time i jizzed so much i thought my skeleton would come out of there"

By masturbating, you're tricking your body into believing you've had sex thousands of times. Every time you ejaculate, chemicals are released into your brain to help prepare you for raising children.

>>7274693
>chemicals are released into your brain to help prepare you for raising children.
But after i ejaculate i only feel regret, rage, hatred, angst, and a desire to eat a turkey sandwich.

>>7274725
Clearly that means it's working.

>>7274609
i digress... although it is familiar

>>7274595

buruma got infected by touhou faggotry too?

WHY!?

>>7274693
I've had sex thousands of times.

In eroge.

>>7274725
That's how cavemen raised their children. Which is why dinosaurs were born.