/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Come to /jp for a few days

pills if you can get the cap off

Do you have a gas oven? Not the fastest, but it's easy and relatively trouble-free.

Walk into a ghetto at night.

use a srynge put air inside or drain the blood
cut your hand

>>7680682
That's not easy. It takes way too much courage. Easier to jump from a tall building.

sleep pills
go to the street wearing black clothes
or the train

No one hear knows. Otherwise, they'd be already dead.

Jump off a tall building if you live in a big city. Make sure to fall in a way that'll break your neck instantly.

No one here knows. Otherwise, they'd be already dead.

>>7680726

I will eventually, so I've made my research and I know some easy ways to do it.

>>7680702
Well sure, but doing that will leave everyone alive hate you for killing yourself, if you get killed instead then they'd remember you fondly.

If you have anyone who cares for you, that is.

Buy a charcoal stove and import white charcoal.
Die very peacefully, in your sleep, without any pain.
And in a way that won't alert the neighbors or cause (overt) smoke damage either!

No need to thank me, I'm here to help.
I'll be doing this in a month or so, wish me luck /jp/!

>>7680732
going somewhere dangerous is just throwing your life away, its not like your relatives won't think negatively about it

hang yourself properly
it doesnt hurt and you lose consciousness

>>7680745
>Implying I have relatives.

>>7680732
there isn't such person only liers showing a good smile to
make you believe that everything is fine so why not taking them with you it isn't a bad thing , no one knows what is next

The easiest: gun or bomb, but hardest if you aren't an American.
Next is jumping from a high building.
CO or H2S poisoning.

>>7680732
You don't give a fuck when you're dead how anyone remembers you.

>>7680732
"When you die it's the same as if everybody else did too."

Despite the utter cesspit that it is, /jp/ will forever be my home. Because at last we're not afraid to see one another off.

>>7680763
>>7680758
Of course, but even so I'd like to leave in the best way possible. It's my personal opinion so I guess it differs for you.

>>7680745
They might wonder why you went there, but they will never know.

>>7680744
Hanging someone/yourself properly is actually very difficult.
I wouldn't advice it to a /jp/ anon.

http://fringe.davesource.com/Fringe/Information/Suicide_FAQ.html

What were those suicide bags called that you could make for yourself?

>>7680814
Exit bag. Basically they're plastic bags.

>>7680883
Yeah I just looked them up, apparently you can do something helium so that you pass out almost instantly.

I don't think suffocation sounds all that nice, though.

I just got kicked by my parents

>>7680891
It isn't quite like being strangled, since the inert gas fills your blood, you would pass out real quick and your brain stops function pretty quickly as soon as the oxygen runs dry.

>>7680908
Yeah, you just lose consciousness and that's it.

Potassium cyanide seems to be pretty effective and painless, but I've also heard you can kill all your neighborhood with the gas if you throw up.

>>7680675
Isn't it pretty dangerious? You know, you can blow up the entire house.

>>7680755
Is this legit? Seems to be from /b/ so I don't know.

>>7680719
How many pills (with a free stomach) would be lethal approx?

>>7680918
>Is this legit? Seems to be from /b/ so I don't know.
You can check for yourself:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_sulfide#Suicides

>>7680719
Tell me more about sleeping pills

>>7680933
They suck, you'll just puke and shit all over your place.

>>7680933
Someone has never overdosed on sleeping pills before.

To save you the hassle, it's shitty and you'll very likely survive. Use charcoal or make this shit >>7680755.

Having almost accidentally died from a charcoal grill (father was cooking in the house) I can vouge that it's utterly painless, you get lethargic and basically want to fall alseep. I was exposed for maybe forty minutes, but I wasn't at the epicenter of it, and there was still some ventilation. If I has to guess, I'd say it'd take about an hour from start to make the room unlivable. Also, you take some sleeping pills before hand in order to nap through the unpleasantness of being in a room filled with smoke (though, as >>7680734 says, white charcoal apparently makes less visible and weaker smelling smoke). Can't speak for the hydrogen sulfide gas, but I'd wager it isn't pleasant.

hi all, ask a medfag anything

>>7680918
>Is this legit? Seems to be from /b/ so I don't know.
The chemistry seems solid (to the best of my rusty recollection) and H2S is highly poisonous and kills quickly... but seriously, sounds like too much trouble. If you want to go out huffing something, it's much easier to just start the car in the garage, then die of CO poisoning which knocks you out fairly quickly and painlessly (following a period of disorientation so you can't make a last minute change of heart).

As for the sleeping pills... don't bother. If you can get a hold of barbiturates, it would work. Problem is you can not and WILL NOT get barbiturates through ordinary channel. Forget it. Today's drugs have a therapeutic breadth (dunno if correct English term, sorry) of 100, which means the maximum dosage allowed is at least 100x less than the MINIMUM LETHAL DOSAGE. This means that if you are old and feeble and full of alcohol you still must take 100 of the largest available denomination of any goddamn over-the-counter pill in existence before it has a chance of killing you.

And then, of course, as a nature's way of extending the little finger, there are the guys who take one (technically, two, at least 3 weeks apart) whiff of a med they are allergic to, get anaphylactic shock, and die.

>>7680979
If you want to go with meds, you're much better of with interactions. I'll give you a hing to start you off, amiodaron + digoxin combo has a fair chance of resulting in sudden cardiac death even for healathy individuals, dunno if you find digoxin easily in the US though. Also look into serotonin poisoning.

Forensic medicine classes taught me that hanging is EXTREMELY easy to pull off (disregard the other anon saying otherwise). People have been found dead by hanging while kneeling on the floor or - get this - most of their lower body lying on the floor. (true story). Hanging is a fast way to go, easy to arrange with nothing but a shoelace, and practically intervention-proof. You black out within seconds, then die while unconscious.

Non related extra credit: an almost-undetectable murder can be done by putting a plastic bag on the victim's head and cutting off the air exchange. Autopsy will only find signs of struggle (if you were to restrain/hold the person so they don't take the bag off etc.) but if you take the bag away they will NOT be able to state a cause of death.

Sounds trivial but people have died that way. Accidentally.

>>7680979
Alright, I'll bite. I want a cocktail I can whip up to help seal the deal. I'll be locking myself up with a grill, but I want to be doubly sure, I had thought on taking enough Diphehydramine (sp?) to help pull me off to sleep, and maybe throwing the old aspirin+cheap vodka thing into the mix. Is this unsound? If so what should I change? What else can I add to make sure I don't wake up with a tube down my throat and another down my dick while chained to a bed.

>>7680992
You'll just fall asleep sooner, which will not really accelerate the death. You still die of CO. The other stuff is just to help you get to the other side. It also helps if it keeps you horizontal as CO and CO2 will float downward. There are some drugs that modify the dissociation curves and could speed up the process but a) it's by like 5%, not worth the hassle, and b) frankly I forgot what drugs those are.

You want to go faster, find a way to increase the concentration of CO more rapidly. This usually means finding a smaller space and sealing it tighter. Really I recommend a hanging more. There is virtually NO chance of waking up in an institution and you have to be really stupid not to do it right. In some sources hangings are even more reliable than firearm suicide.

And I just realized I am going to hell for all of this. Good times, /jp/.

>>7680988
Too big to upload here. This guy hung himself with a CAT5 cable.
http://filesmelt.com/dl/1286874950980.gif

Why do you want to die anyway, if I may ask?

I'd at least try to talk it out with some psychiatrist or suicide hotline before deciding on moving on to Gensokyo, could be something that can be solved.

>>7681012
Haven't got the balls to hang.
And really, I don't care much about faster. Yeah, I want to catch some sleep before the CO puts me under, I imagine it'd be less than comfortable right next to the thing. Also helps any last moment change of hearts I might have.

What I want is redundancy. I want to kill myself twice effectively, failing that going the extra mile to ensure I ain't coming back. As I don't have a license or insurance I can' rent a car to do this in, and I'm thus forced to do it at home. I'm risking intervention that way, but I'll try and time it right so everyone's out at work. But this is the price of living in an apartment, lots of people with different schedules, what can you do?

I know what I'm asking is sort of vague, I simply want to up the lethality.

It makes me sad when you people talk about suicide. I know it's your choice and it's not my place to convince you otherwise, but just when I had finally found my home, and people I liked and sometimes even admired, people who were like me -- those people decide to kill themselves, and they leave me alone once again. I know it's selfish, but it can't be helped.

>>7680988
>almost-undetectable murder
Do you have any more like these?

>>7681061
Take a good hard fucking look; this is your future.

I knew this going in and respected the people who did this before, and I don't regret a fucking thing.

My last words will be "who gives a shit, reported".

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It is their job to always convince you not to do it, regardless of that being the best decision for you

Some people here are losers, now and forever.

Potassium Cyanide seems like the best way to go. At least if I were an heroing, it's what I'd do.

>>7681131
Yeah, but killing yourself isn't something that you should do on a whim, I'd say you need at least 2 years of serious consideration before you're ready to actually do it.

Everyone's really depressed at one time in their lives and might feel like killing themselves would be a good way out, but shit gets better most of the time.

>>7680666
/jp/

>>7681170
It's the position of medical science that no person in a sane state of mind would attempt suicide.

Obviously history has examples to the contrary (Rome springs to mind) and there are some borderline cases like patients in a specific medical situation (for some nightmare fuel google pancreatic cancer - extremely painful, pain can't be releived, untreatable, 1 year survival rate of ~10%).

But in a modern society we generally consider people with suicidal ideas should be treated (of an abnormal drive to cause self-termination) and suicidal ideation is a clear sign of a major disorder.

Protip: people posting on /jp/ will not kill themselves. The OP had to invest active effort to post the topic and discuss it. With someone else. Other persons. Of his own volition. He had to enter a social milieu. He had to browse for a picture to post, and he had to type in captcha. It is extremely unlikely he would actually go through with the suicide. Of course if I was in an ER or a similar position I would have to pursue the slim possibility that he is telling the truth or face criminal charges and course I might be wrong (some bipolars can swing surprisingly fast and actively discuss manner of death) but as an educated guess, yeah, people here are full of shit.

>>7681185
To clarify, the reason his activity is a sign against suicidal ideas is the fact that only really, really depressed people kill themselves. Sometimes they are so depressed they sit watching a single point in space and take 10 seconds to respond, grudgingly, to the most superficial of questions. Then they find a random burst of inspiration, climb three stories and leap off.

tl;dr if you can process chemical equations you are not likely to kill yourself and are an attention whore.