/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Come back to this *grabs dick*

I knew I'd find a use for this eventually.

What do you shitposters hope to accomplish by posting over and over after your threads get deleted? It's not going to change the mod's mind.

>>7802839
Why are you calling me a shitposter?!

I just want to discuss about love hotels in Japan.

What is wrong with THAT?

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AWAITING PRECISION MEIDO STRIKE AT MY POSITION, OVER

>>7802841
The fact that it's not board-related?

that is HELLa weird, the pic that is =]

>>7802841

NOT otaku

>>7802851
>>7802853
How are love hotels in JAPAN not related to a board about JAPAN??

>>7802841
You know full well that what you are doing is against the rules, and you have had this explained to you multiple times. I don't know why I'm eve bothering.

whyt squidy

>>7802826

>>7802864
/jp/ - Otaku Culture

1 - All things otaku welcome!

Your troll-fu is WEAK

Hey OP, cool thread, but look at where my finger is pointing.

>>7802858
Where did you see the word Japan? Are you assuming /jp/ = japan? Read the board title or the rules sometime.

>>7802858
This board is not about Japan. Just get out.

OP, I think you deserve the title of "most autistic poster of the day".

>>7802866
I dont see a middle finger...

Picture in your mind a massive yellow phone book.

In this phone book is a name, number and address for every human being alive, that has ever lived, and ever will live, along with an equivalent number of pages in the business directory.

This phone book is on an old wooden table in a concrete room with no doors or windows.

You are trapped in the room and have a compulsion to read the phone book. You have now read through it cover-to-cover five-thousand, seven-hundred, thirty-one times. Your hands are pale from the lack of sunlight. Your hands are covered in scars from paper cuts. Your hands resemble the surface of Europa. You reach for the phone book one more time and flip through the pages like a picture book. As you flip through the pages at high-speed, the names and numbers form an image of yourself, staring back at you with a corrupted smile. The skin on your hands is now in shreds, the razor edges of the phone book having revealed bare bone, to which you are oblivious as you watch images dance on thin, colored-coded pages.

You have now flipped through the book eleven-thousand, eight-hundred, sixty-eight times.

This is what tanasinn is like

Imagine you are having terrible nightmare.

It's terrible, but it's terrible only to you and no other. It's a horror custom made for you by your own mind.

The content is not important, but the fear is.

When you wake, you wake in a room on a bed. It is your bed, but it is not your bed.

It is your room, but it is not your room.

With effort, you realize you have not awoken at all, but are still asleep and have dreamed of an awakening.

The question remains if you are to wake and be greeted with reality, should you get out of bed or go back to sleep.

You decide to do both, and you fall backward through the bed as the sheets envelop your body.

It's dark, but it's not dark.

You're awake, but you're not awake.

You are dead and being cremated.

As flames disintegrate your flesh, a scream echos through your mind but not does not escape your lips which, even if you could speak, have been glued shut.

You black out once more, and awaken at dawn. As the mingled ashes of bone and oak are scattered on a beach by the one you've left behind, you finally understand:

You are not the ashes of the man, you are the ashes of coffin.

You were not a man dreaming of life, but a tree dreaming you were a man.

This awakening, this epiphany... this is tanasinn.

>>7802868
And if i remember correctly this board was called Japan / General in the past.

Something that you newfags wouldn't know.

So yes, /jp/ - Japan.

>>7802848
who the HELL are you?

Oh how I miss the Japan General days when all these faggots were somewhere else.

>>7802880
i'm you

only HELLa better

>>7802878
Hey, maybe... there was a REASON that moot changed the name? Crazy idea, huh?

>>7802874
Fuck tanasinn is such a myth monster full of FICTION BULLSHIT!

>>7802880
oh HELL! here we go!

save us sudo

>>7802896
why the HELL do you make me look like a same fagger T_T

>>7802878
Hoo boy, you basically RADIATE butthurt

>>7802826
Why are you on 4chan? Why don't you get some friends? Try to get laid, do something besides going on 4chan to try and act like a pretentious shitdick. If you had anybody in your life who actually wanted to listen to what you had to say you wouldn't be doing this, and if you weren't a complete piece of shit you would realize that nobody is going to read your point of view you faggot. Just stop or kill yourself, either or is fine with me.

>>7802898
4/10

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>>7802895

I dunno... Because he's a dumb kid that wanted to cause this place to be filled with idiot con-going college children that use the word otaku like it's some kind of coolness badge. Fact is, anyone that uses the word otaku to describe him or herself needs a bullet to the head. I'd also bet 99% of people that claim to be otaku have no fucking what that really means.

Great, another shitposter vs janitor war. The only loser is the rest of the userbase.

>>7802895
Otaku (おたく / オタク?) is a Japanese term used to refer to people with obsessive interests, particularly anime, manga, or video games.

I know very well the reason.

The reason why he changed the name is that because back in 2006 there were no anime and manga or video game board only /jp/, thats why he changed the name you douche. Source ED.

That leaves /jp/ for Japan.

Chess is a crappy tactical turn based RPG developed by a bunch of monkeys.

Right away you'll notice Chess has no storyline. Instead, all you notice is the the White army and the Black army are fighting each other over
a battlefield. Note the "a battlefield," because Chess only has one story map.

As for the actual combat, it's extremely dull. Each unit can kill another with only one hit. This means units with a real good movement
ability dominate the field (more on that bellow). There aren't even any combat animations or anything that happens in combat. One unit moves
on it's space and "captures" it, and the piece is removed from the game with no form of action or special effects.

Yawn.

Chess has shitty class balance. The Queen is flat out overpowered while your actual front line units, the Pawns. can't do shit. I think the
developers were afraid that no one would use the female character so they buffed up her abilities really high but now theres no point in using any
other unit.

The rest of the units suck. Rooks can only move in 4 directions, same with Bishops. Boring. Also, whats up with the Knight? It has the most bizzare
combat abilities of all the units. They're retardly hard to use cause they jump around like retards to move and attack. The devs should have named
this unit Ninja, since Knights didn't jump around like that in real life.

Worst part, is the king. You see, the devs decided that if your king gets captured, you instantly lose the game. W-T-F? This wouldn't be a problem,
except that he can't move for crap. Seriously, the most important unit in the game can only move 1 space a turn? Good luck keeping him alive while
every other unit in the game dances around him.

Unbalanced classes, lackluster gameplay, and not to mention repetitive 1 hour+ games. Chess is not worth the time or your money.
Buy Final Fantasy Tactics or Disgaea instead.

3 out of 10.

>>7802911
Joke's on me, your just pretending to be retarded!

>>7802900
we're a hivemind

or should i say

a HELLmind XD

it's HELLa OK, shitposters are on japan servers

>>7802917
lol you faggot, we get it, you want to sound intelligent and important and so you go to a forum like this and find some other jizzbag like you who just writes the same shit over and over again to have a debate so that someone can finally listen and hear your point of view because everybody who comes across you isn't interested. You're not smart, you're not interesting, you're an unemployed dullard who uses 4chan to get the attention he doesnt get at home

reported.

>>7802919
lol that was HELLa clever

>>7802911

>Otaku (おたく / オタク?) is a Japanese term used to refer to people with obsessive interests, particularly anime, manga, or video games.

Nice westernized definition there faggot.

>>7802911
Ok, sion, you can stop pretending you're a poor troll now. We had our laughs.