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7878978 No.7878978 [Reply] [Original]

If your parents cut you off and you still needed to continue living for some reason, would you become a trap and whore yourself for cash?

Also, Miku general.

>> No.7878982
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7878982

Yes.

>> No.7878980

Sure
There's nothing quite like the feeling of a hard cock bouncing off your prostate

>> No.7878987

That's gay as HELL, Anon.

Also I'm self-sufficient.

>> No.7878988
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7878988

This is just a "What if...?" thread, right?

Are you sure this is not going to become a GAY thread...?

Oh hell, I am getting out of here... - And by the way my answer is NO!

>> No.7878986

I would take up singing in a monotone voice that sounds like it was ran through a tin can filter.

You wouldn't believe it, but there's suckers who love this stuff.

>> No.7878995

No, my voice is too deep and I am too hairy. I would just try to find a normal job.
>and you still needed to continue living for some reason
It's the little touches like this that make shitposting okay.

>> No.7878998

>>7878987
Do you really expect us to believe that you don't get ass rammed in the Army? I don't even know which army you're in, but it's probably pretty gay.

>> No.7878996
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7878996

Maaaybe.

>> No.7878999

I'd rather whore myself out a couple of times a month than work for real.

Just grit your teeth and stretch your ass-pussy.

>> No.7879020

>>7878987
I just assumed this was wtH posting without actually reading the name.

>> No.7879016

>>7878999
Oh stop it, you're making me aroused.

>> No.7879035

I'd just mug people.

>> No.7879037

>>7878998
Extreme gayness only occurs in active duty military. I evaded it back then thankfully.

However as an E-6 I'd probably be the one doing the ass ramming on my subordinates. But I'm not gay so that isn't an issue. Lucky them.

>> No.7879043

>>7879037
Ass-ramming in the army is less due to homosexuality and more due to being sexually starved.

>> No.7879049

>>7879037
Good thing i'm a field marshal and i have a
>ZUN!bar
fetish

>> No.7879059
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7879059

>>7879049
Forgot my
>ZUN!bar

>> No.7879067

>>7879043
I'm one of the most sexually starved virgins here, but you don't see me banging the brains out of our /jp/ traps.

>> No.7879071

>>7879035

F*ck you! Are suggesting that a black people are mugging people on actual basis? Are you racist or what man?

>> No.7879081

>>7879071
It's okay, Arc isn't here, you can say ``nigger''.

>> No.7879077
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7879077

I don't know... how do you even get involved in that kind of stuff?
I mean I might take it up the ass for some cash if it was a really dire situation. But I don't even know where to start...

>> No.7879097

>>7879067
>virgins
There's your problem. Most rapes are committed by people who have already had consensual sex at least once. Virgins usually don't get so desperate about it.

>> No.7879099

I have enough diseases as it is, thank you.

>> No.7879101
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7879101

I am already at 2/3.
Thankfully i dont need money enough to sell myself.

>> No.7879103

>>7879081
It's funny because Arc is black.

>> No.7879102

>>7879081
I am black and I browse /jp/ all the time. I would prefer if you didn't use that word.

>> No.7879106
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7879106

That feel when all those years of saving finally paid off, and I have enough money to NEET for 2 years without having to worry about finding a job.

>> No.7879107

>>7879102
How does it feel to be black? Do people often show signs of discomfort around you, or cross the street to the opposite footpath when you approach?

>> No.7879109

>>7879097
What if ALL of /jp/ had sex just once, but never could ever again after that?

Imagine the crimes we would have committed by now.

>> No.7879112

>>7879102
What's it like being genetically superior to whites?

>> No.7879119
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7879119

>>7879081
Stop lying to us you motherfucker

>> No.7879116
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7879116

I wish I was born as an androgynous

>> No.7879127

In order to become a trap, I would need to do extensive work with makeup and dress and all that other shit which costs money that I don't have. Not that I would do it anyway. Having a normal job is superior to getting ass reamed with pure AIDS.

>> No.7879133

>>7879119
Stop fucking with CSS you fucking jerkface.

>> No.7879137

>>7879127
AIDS is a state of mind, enjoy never enjoying that feel of the pleasure of being cummed inside.

>> No.7879139

>>7879109

It's best not to think about that.

All those pedo rapes...

>> No.7879141
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7879141

Loli Miku

>> No.7879156

>>7878978
>>7879141

I wonder, why Miku chest are need to be blindfolded?

>> No.7879183

>>7879137

I'm quite okay with this, I'm sure you can enjoy it in my place.

>> No.7879199

>>7879156
Because you are try perverting to her without it.

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