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7891488 No.7891488[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

It's pathetic how whenever /jp/ loses a debate they always throwing an internet-tantrum of shitposting whilst calling me a troll - a simple case of pot calling the kettle black.

My argument still stands:

I have argued that eroges are shit because:

1. Their purpose is to provide sexual stimulation, which as a goal is futile and pointless.

2. They are inefficient at providing sexual stimulation, as compared to porn and viagra.

3. They do not aim to provide intellectual stimulation, which superior genres such as sci-fi do.

4. Narratively speaking, they are demented, obsessive, static and repetitive.

>> No.7891494

And I always thought /jp/ was the intellectually superior board to /a/.

I thought wrong.

>> No.7891495
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7891495

Rangeban OP already.

>> No.7891496
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>> No.7891500

>>7891496

So /jp/ has admitted defeat already?

Wow that was quick.

>> No.7891501

suck my dick dude

>> No.7891498
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>>7891495

Pic related, it's what you're doing.

>> No.7891507

It's funny because that picture fits OP is well.

btw !!BJiYgff8zf2, I really used to consider you an intellectual person, but it turns out that you're nothing more than a retard who thinks that he's an "epic" troll.

>> No.7891508

inb4 b&

>> No.7891506

>>7891498
U SO MAD NERD
WAHT DOES IT FEEL LIKE TO SHIT OUT RED HOT BRICKS OF RAGE?
GO PUT SOME CREAM IN YOUR ASS TO COOL IT DOWN U BEEN OWNED 4 LYFE FAGGOT
CRY MORE

>> No.7891512

>>7891506

Your pathetic attempts at trolling provide me with amusement whilst failing to refute my argument

>> No.7891517

b& thread.

>> No.7891518

>>7891507
>OP just well.*
also nice spam

>> No.7891513
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k-on thread

>> No.7891514

>My argument still stands

No it doesn't, your whole argument is void
http://youarenotsosmart.com/2010/05/26/the-perils-of-introspection/

Reported

>> No.7891516
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>> No.7891526
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>> No.7891519

>>7891512
>IMPLYING WE CARE ABOUT YOURE ARGUMENTS
GO CRY MORE FAGGOT
ENJOY UR 404 THREAD CUS THATS WHERE ITS GOING RIGHT NOW BITCH
OWNED BY /JP/ 4/20

>> No.7891520

>>7891514

That webpage is completely irrelevant to my argument.

You have yet to link it to my argument.

>> No.7891523

Who the fuck are you and why the shit am I supposed to care ?
Reported for off topic content.

>> No.7891527

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDXDDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>> No.7891532

You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give about your Internet arguments.

>> No.7891529

this is why we can't have nice things

>> No.7891530

>>7891523

You're the one posting offtopic metashit in my ontopic intellectual debate.

>> No.7891540

>>7891532

Enough of a fuck to sagepost in my thread amirite?

>> No.7891541
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>> No.7891534

And still no refutations.

>> No.7891537
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7891537

Oh Gosh, that yawning really in contagious.

>> No.7891539

here some epic greentext bro xD
>lol guys I'm going to ignore and avoid all the previous augments I cannot answer
>i'm so smart, i just owned you lol
yeah, lol, no. you're hilarious.

>> No.7891553

>9/19 !!BJiYgff8zf2 owns /jp/ in an argument

>> No.7891554

>>7891547

Butthurt because you can't retort? Sounds like it.

OOH OOH I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, I GOT OWNED, IT DOESN'T LIKE TO MY ARGOOMENT

Get banned

>> No.7891543

lol op iz so buttmangled hys a$$ is bleeding with tearz off buttfrostrotion
omgh u got so owned 4 lyfe

>> No.7891557

>>7891540
suck my cock dude

>> No.7891546

How does it feel like when you got violated by little girls?

>> No.7891547

>>7891520
Butthurt because you can't retort? Sounds like it.

OOH OOH I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, I GOT OWNED, IT DOESN'T LIKE TO MY ARGOOMENT

Get banned

>> No.7891549

>>7891539

Give me your refutations then. Prove it.

>> No.7891551
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>/jp/

>> No.7891558

>>7891540
>>7891534
>>7891530
>>7891520
>>7891512
>>7891500
>>7891498
>>7891494
>>7891488
reported

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>> No.7891569

>>7891549
typical troll bait

>> No.7891562

Even random anime screencap spam is more intellectual than this shit.

>> No.7891566

>>7891554
The link answers to your argument, I retorted.

>> No.7891570

>>7891558

Can't refute my argument? Report them like a true otaku!

>> No.7891579

Let me share an experience with all from one of my many quests

Its lunch, I went to my favourite sandwich shop, got a delicious veal sandwich and was on my way back home.
There was this thuggish "Nigga" style black dude, he was behind me, I stopped, because he was walking quite fast, and I didn't want to be in his way.

He comes up to me, and asked, “Do you have any money?”, I knew where he was going with this, so I said, “Yeah, but you’re not getting any of it.”, and I walked away.
I suppose it’s in his blood, he was going to punch the back of my head but I quickly grabbed and threw him over my shoulder, he fell down and became unconscious.
I checked if he had any drugs/money, found cocaine in his jacket and called the cops.
I guess it wasn’t really a fight since it lasted less than 10 seconds, it really shows how effective Aikido is in real life situations.
It feels good to help the police catch drug dealers/druggies.

>> No.7891580

>>7891566

Your link:

http://youarenotsosmart.com/2010/05/26/the-perils-of-introspection/

Has nothing to do with my argument about eroges.

The whole webpage has nothing to do with eroges.

Try harder

>> No.7891571

>>7891549
how about you answer all the people who gave you their argument in a previous threads?

>> No.7891572

epic trolling OP, I'm sure you and your butt-boys find this hilarious.

>> No.7891573
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>this thread

>> No.7891575

>>7891549
But one question still remains, that I think we're all wondering..
If you're not here to discuss upon board related subjects..
Why the fuck are you here?

>> No.7891576

>>7891570
reported

>> No.7891577

>>7891551
Tsumugi chan is wonderful. She makes this thread bearable.

OP would have less asspain if he just took it easy. Instead he got owned4lyfe

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>>7891577
Even Mugi can't fix how buttranged OP is.

>> No.7891588

>>7891575

Eroges are a part of otaku culture.

>> No.7891582

LOL OP is too hurt to reply to me now. So much for all the drama he caused

>> No.7891589

arguments my ass, you fucking loser. you just ignore what you don't like and continue spamming your faggotry.

!!BJiYgff8zf2 is a fucking joke.

>> No.7891590

You guys are all pathetic. You guys are never going to get laid, you're never going to find love, you're never going to be respected by anyone, you're never going to have anyone to call your own, you're never going to gain sympathy from anyone, you will never know what it's liked to be loved, you'll never know what it's like to hug or kiss a girl, you'll never learn what it means to be cared about, your waifus are not real and the never will be and they'll never be there to comfort you when you really need it, you guys are all going to be ronery forever.

And you know why? Because it is ALL. YOUR. FAULT. All of your sadness and bad luck with women is all because of this. This is the reason why everyone laughs at you guys. This is the reason why nobody wants to EVER fucking touch you, this is why your parents gave up on you. This why you're reduced to a mere shell of a man living by yourself with nobody caring whether your okay or not. This is why moe and waifus exist, so that psuedo-happiness and be sold to you. Waifus are the biggest sluts of all because they're all with dozens or even hundreds of men all at the same time. Have fun knowing that your waifu is nothing but a corporate scam that you fell for like the lonely pathetic man you are. Have fun knowing that they're are plenty of people you could've been with, plenty of beautiful memories you could've made with someone. Have fun with you hand. Have fun all by yourself. Oh wait, that's right! You aren't. You never did, and you never will, and you'll never escape if you choose to be horrible miserable people.

>> No.7891597

>>7891580
Yes it has. It voids your whole argument of "You shouldn't like X".

>> No.7891598
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Mugi time!

>> No.7891599

>>7891588
just like you're mom

>> No.7891591
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>OP

>> No.7891592

>>7891582

Who are you?

>Anonymous

Oh that's right, you're nobody. Where are your arguments again?

>> No.7891594

How to get a girl in your Aikido class to like you

Talk to her before and after each class. If she's just sitting in a chair, or standing somewhere, go up to her and talk about something interesting. But make sure she isn't already talking to someone else.
Ask her for her email address or her IM. Do this at least the fifth time you see her if you talk to her a lot, and if she asks why, you don't have to tell her it's because you like her, just turn it around and ask why not.
Don't make fun of her if she does sloppy push-ups, or a bad counter. You can do it once in a while, but not every time you go. Try not to be too patronizing, but it could give you the opportunity to show off and help her with her technique. However some girls might take offense to any form of criticism so be careful.
While sparring her, if you get to do so, don't go too hard on her, but don't go so easy that it's obvious. Remember, she IS learning the same techniques as you, and may well feel you are insulting her abilities by going easy on her.
Compliment her on her Aikido skills after class. Girls love it when they get compliments. If she's more advanced than you, ask her to help you with a technique. It'll give you the opportunity to talk to her while flattering her skill.
Saying Good bye. When you're leaving, or when she's leaving (which ever is first), say good bye to her. The best way to say it is see you later, so the girl knows that you actually want to see her later.
Make sure you don't have anything stuck in your teeth when you talk to her.
If there are any awkward silences in your conversations, quickly say something funny or interesting.
If you're talking to her, stare into her eyes and don't look around in different places in the room. It'll annoy her.
Check if your dojo has any rules about dating someone from the class. Some have rules like this to prevent both sexual harassment and interpersonal drama from cropping up in class.

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>>7891580

>> No.7891608

>>7891488
I agree.
Ero is really holding back the potential of eroge. This medium could be so much more.

>> No.7891609

>>7891592
Read my link instead of being such a whiny punk.

>ad hominem
Haha, buttmad nerd, shouting ad hominems because you're losing

>> No.7891611

Don't fall for the troll bait, this guy gas been refuted already. The only way you can lose is by letting him drag you in a pointless discussion where he will just troll you to death.

>> No.7891602

When I stopped masturbating, at first I was pretty horny and even had a few wet dreams, but after a month or so the urges ceased. After another two weeks or so, my penis started to get smaller. I don't participate in fratboy dickwaving contests or anything like that so I didn't notice it at first, but later on it was pretty obvious. Weight loss followed that, though I attributed it to the season (since I don't eat much in summer).

Anyway, three months after ceasing masturbation, I caught a particularly bad cold, called the day off and dozed off. Woke up in the middle of the night, only to find all the pent-up urges from the past months have returned. I was literally fucking burning. So I did the right thing, decided to screw the no masturbation rule and booted up PC to spill my semen to something with flat chest and hopefully a vagina. I opened some Inuboshi doujin in the masturbation folder and went for my pants, only to find my dick missing. That was the first shock. The second was when I noticed I wasn't wearing boxers, but a long skirt. The third was finding out that except my room, what used to be my house had entirely changed. Lights were on in one room, so I immediately went for that one, and found a girl there. She was adorable and after three months of no fapping I was ready to drop my pants and violate her right there, but then I remembered I no longer had a penis. Whoops.

While I was standing there like an idiot, pondering how to remedy my current lack of rape instruments, she walked to me, kissed me and told me that I have been judged worthy for spurning my penis, I was eligible to be the little girl and that she is my designated partner.

Needless to say, much tender lesbian love occurred and now I'll apparently spend my days elegantly drinking tea with my devoted partner as unaging girls until the heat death of the universe (big crunch is a lie and you know it)

>> No.7891603

>>7891597

Except my whole argument is about why eroges are shit, not about why you shouldn't like them.

Try again.

>> No.7891604
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>> No.7891605

That’s it. I’m sick of all this “Masterwork Bastard Sword” bullshit that’s going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I’m talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that’s about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I’m pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That’s right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)

1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)

2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don’t you think?

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>> No.7891616

i am not a close mind like you guys so i will listen to why you say naruto is not the best anime. i think it is the best anime because it has the coolest plot about a ninja world. it has betrayal because sasuke is naruto best friend and then he goes to orochimaru. it has love because naruto love sakura but have his heart broken because sakura love sasuke. it have complicated drama and love triangle because naruto wants sasuke to come back but he loves sakura who wants sasuke to come back but sakura only loves sasuke not naruto. it has the best fights with the best villains. you guys cant think of a villain better than orochimaru who is misunderstood and did bad things because of how he grew up with the third hokage. it has best side character you love because shikamaru and jiraiya and kakashi are way cooler than other main characters of other shows and they arent even the main character of naruto. it also has the coolest villains akatsuki with the coolest costume. it is also one of the longest anime because it is the most popular in the world.

>> No.7891614

I shall now show you how aikido can help you court a women

I decided to take a stroll in the park today in my Aikido suit as I like to call it, the weather was great. I found myself a great spot for doing Aikido techniques, as I train, a beautiful woman came up to me and tapped my shoulder. I was so immersed in training that I mistaken her as a threat and grabbed her arm, tossing her to the ground. I quickly realized my mistake and apologized, she accepted the sincere apology of mine.

Afterwards she asked me what I was doing, I explained to her that I was practicing the ancient and mighty Japanese art of Aikido, she gave me her phone number, wanting to discuss more of Aikido.

An obvious excuse to meetup once again to have sex because I already told her everything about Aikido.

>> No.7891615

OP is a fucking failure. Just go an hero, you fucking loser.

>> No.7891625
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!!BJiYgff8zf2, though I understand your want for a conversation with an intellectual person, you need to take into consideration, that /jp/ isn't that kind of board.
This is where we talk about touhou, eroge..
You know, Otaku shit.
Or weeaboo shit, if applicable.
I don't want to sound like an ass, or like the faggots that repeat this slander over and over..
But, you really are in the wrong board for that.
Let's shift this thread to a Sakuya thread.

>> No.7891617

>>7891613
I agree.
that dude is a queer master nerd.

>> No.7891619

>>7891603
You subjectively categorised them. The link explains why your subjective categorisation is just as shit.

>> No.7891621

>>7891608

Thank you for proving that /jp/ doesn't consist entirely of 12yo retards who can't into arguments

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>> No.7891624

>>7891611
>he will just troll you to death.
Not really doing a very good job so far.

>> No.7891626

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>> No.7891627

>>7891619
>You subjectively categorised them

What the fuck is that even supposed to mean?

>> No.7891628
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>> No.7891629
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>>7891488
I've been on /jp/ for 3 years and have been posting on /jp/ for a year and a half going on two.
When I try to talk about somthing that dosen't relate to lolis, Touhou, VNs, or flesh flash lights my thread gets trolled or saged. I have had several good threads that don't get deleted, but still /jp/ hates anything besides what I listed, even though What I talk about does relate to /jp/................................................................................................
....................................................................................................
.........................................Good luck you Fuck duck

>> No.7891630

Aikido master here.

Yeah, it would. Let me tell you are story.

Last week I went clubbing alone, I'm a tall lanky guy, 6'2, 125lb. So here I am, grinding on this chick when this bulky black guy comes over and pushes me away from her. He probably thought I would leave and let him take her, wrong. I gently tapped his shoulder and told him to take his leave or he would feel the consequences. Of course, he told me fuck off, but I didn't.

I guess I irritated him enough and he tried to swing at me, I wasn't scared, my years of Aikido training was more than enough for this buffoon. I simply grabbed his hand and reversed the force back at him. He punched himself out.

The rest of the night there was a 4m radius of emptiness around me. No one fucks with Aikido.

>> No.7891631

I met my wife on /jp/
Turns out a lot of 25 and older single japanese women lurk here looking for strong American men.

>> No.7891638
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WHEN I PULL OUT UP FRONT, YOU SEE THE BENZ ON DUBS
WHEN I ROLL 20 DEEP, IT´S 20 KNIVES IN THE CLUB
NIGGAS HEARD I FUCK WITH DRE, NOW THEY WANNA SHOW ME LOVE
WHEN YOU SELL LIKE EMINEM, AND THE HOES THEY WANNA FUCK
BUT HOMIE AIN´T NOTHING CHANGE HOLD DOWN, G´S UP
I SEE XZIBIT IN THE CUTT THAT NIGGA ROLL THAT WEED UP
IF YOU WATCH HOW I MOVE YOU´LL MISTAKE ME FOR A PLAYA OR PIMP
BEEN HIT WIT A FEW SHELLS BUT I DONT WALK WIT A LIMP
IN THE HOOD THEN THE LADIES SAYING "50 YOU HOT"
THEY LIKE ME, I WANT THEM TO LOVE ME LIKE THEY LOVE ´PAC
BUT HOLLA IN NEW YORK THEM NIGGAS´LL TELL YA IM LOCO
AND THE PLAN IS TO PUT THE RAP GAME IN A CHOKE HOLD
I´M FEELIN´ FOCUSED MAN, MY MONEY ON MY MIND
I GOT A MILL OUT THE DEAL AND I´M STILL ON THE GRIND
NOW SHAWTY SAID SHE FEELING MY STYLE, SHE FEELING MY FLOW
HER GIRLFRIEND WANNA GET BI AND THEY READY TO GO

>> No.7891639

>>7891605
>Pathfinder Ultimate Combat
>One-handed 1d6/1d8 crit18-20x2 Deadly
>easily the best onehanded sword in the game
Houseruled as Fragile and not a single fuck was given that day. It's like Book of Weeaboo Fightan Magic is less weeaboo than the new weapons table

>> No.7891633

>>7891603
>Except my whole argument is about why eroges are shit is shit and I'm yet to prove why
fixed

Saged, reported, hidden, filtered, called the cops, contacted a moderator on IRC & emailed moot.


Stop spamming pasta, guys, let him samefag.

>> No.7891634

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               ─( ⌒-⌒ )< KINDNESS!
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                    ∩ ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\∩ ∧ ∧ \( ⌒-⌒)< Kindness!
Kindnessssssss!   >( ⌒-⌒ )/|    / \__________
________/ |    〈 |   |
              / /\_」 / /\」
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>> No.7891636
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7891636

>>7891625
back the fuck up its already a Mugi thread
theres a sakuya thread up go find it

>> No.7891637
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7891637

who HOMU here

>> No.7891640

>>7891627
Wow, you really are fucking stupid. Try looking at a dictionary to see what it means.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/subjectively
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/categorise

Put them together now!

>> No.7891648

>>7891629

Well for me, it's a simple case of winning this argument.

I will continue to post this thread until my argument is either disproven or other satisfactorily concluded. Then I will leave.

>> No.7891649
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7891649

Why doesn't /jp/ just make its own country?

>> No.7891642
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7891642

SAKUYA THREAD? Yes please.
>>7891625

>> No.7891643
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7891643

>> No.7891645

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>> No.7891646

>>7891625
>!!BJiYgff8zf2, though I understand your want for a conversation with an intellectual person
But he's a fucking retard, it's clearly visible in a previous threads.

>> No.7891653
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7891653

>>7891646
That doesn't matter! This is a Sakuya thread now!

>> No.7891654

>>7891640

Where did I subjectively categorize anything?

Back up your outlandish claims.

>> No.7891655
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7891655

>> No.7891656

Allow me to tell you a tale. It took place 36...no, 14 years ago. But what is time anyway? To me it seemed like yesterday. For you, it might be tomorrow. I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. It's the story of a man. Known by 72 different names. I'm not sure which to call him by...When I first met him, his name was... Noboru Takeda. Even then he wouldn't let anyone bully him. Not even me.
I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.)
He was a pretty good guy. He never said anything back, which made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Me- "You sure that's enough training?"


Him- "No problem. Everything's fine."

Him- "I'll take the best you have.
"


Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.
Hey. What, you don't trust me? I guess. So far so good. You know I could never say no to you. After all - you are the one who showed me the light.
Noboru. Humans have a unique gift. The power of choice. Free will. They can follow any path they desire. So I choose the path if Aikido. The future of mankind depends on it. Time to go...

>> No.7891650

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

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|KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
.”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

MOTHERFUCKER ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 FUCKING KAWAII ASS PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO FUCKING KAWAII IT'S SO FUCKING SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND SHIT BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE MOTHERFUCKING LORD OF THE
MOTHERFUCKING KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS MOTHERFUCKING CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN*KAWAIINESS AND SHITINESS FOR 9000 YEARS
SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII

>> No.7891651
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7891651

>start a troll thread
>use image that is supposed to make posters hesitate to call the OP a troll

Incredibly basic. Are you one of those people that considers a troll succesful when they reply to you, as well? The time of a /jp/ poster is essentially worthless, so I don't really think it matters.

>> No.7891657

>>7891648
Stop sucking dicks and refute my point, faggot.

>> No.7891652

  __
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_☆☆☆_
 ( ´_⊃`) helo I am American.
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>> No.7891659

/thread

>> No.7891662

>>7891654
>>7891655
Looks like OP is queer.

>> No.7891663
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7891663

Howdy /jp/, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

>> No.7891664
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7891664

This thread is so shitty, I don't even scrolled through it.
reported everyone twice.

>> No.7891665

So this morning I was on the bus, listening to some radiohead with my sennheisers. I just got these phones and I can tell you, theyfre amazing ? now I know some assfuck is gonna chime in with their pro skullcandy stance at this point I donft really care, because I need to not to be distracted by that particular debate and focus on what happens next. You have your opinion, I have mine.
What happened next manifested itself in the form of a massively obese man, who I watched lug his sagging mass of sweating fat through the doors, dressed just in a stained white football tshirt (I never watch it so I didnft recognize the team) and some elasticated trousers ? the voluminous kind that your mother buys you aged 7 since theyfre cheap and easy to put on ? I believe I had a pair with a dinosaur at some point. So anyway, fatty pays for his ticket with a big nice guy smile (a jolly fat guy, would you believe?) and waddles over to where Ifm sitting, the only space on the bus with room to spare at my side ? I was on that bit at the back just over the wheel arches, with the two parallel benches, and opposite was the typical mid morning menagerie of commuters ? the irrelevant kind of man in a grey suit, thinning hair clutched to his temples as he pored through the Telegraph, an old women with blue veined hands and a pink scarf, and some schoolkid, a yr 7 by the looks of him. His blazer was at least three sizes too big ? remember being bought clothes that you were supposed to grow into? Halcyon days.

>> No.7891666

>>7891657

Where is your point?

>> No.7891667

>>7891488
>>7891488
>>7891488

Youtube>>>>>4chan in terms of trolling. Sorry but you lost.

>> No.7891668

>>7891654
You pulled everything in your OP from your ass. Everything you said is subjective.

>> No.7891669

this thread is dildos

>> No.7891670

>>7891648
You mean until you get banned?

>> No.7891672

>>7891667

Nope, pretty sure I won.

>> No.7891678
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7891678

>>7891652
Go ahead and pay for your cheeseburger with your credit card.

>> No.7891680

>>7891668

Nope. They are objective and absolutely falsifiable. All you have to do is provide evidence contrary to all of my claims, and then my entire argument is refuted.

it's that easy.

Refute my argument and I will leave.

>> No.7891673

>>7891651
As I've been saying, OP is so sad he might fit on /jp/ just fine once he calms down and will have his frustration vented out to the world.

>>7891608
Shouldn't, really shouldn't have lol'd so hard.

>> No.7891675

how boring is this troll
typical guardshit that goes nowhere
everyone went full retarded well at least do something funny

>> No.7891676

>>7891666
Where is YOUR point, subjective fag? How about you back up your arg- oooh, that's right, you can't.

>> No.7891677
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7891677

lol look guys theres polar bear infantry in hear

>> No.7891682

I knew what was coming next and, inevitably, it happened ? fatty sat down next to me, taking up the two seats at my side and still managing to have his globular mass of fat spill over against my thigh. So far, so normal ? I am mildly disgusted by this creaturefs flesh touching me, but this seems unavoidable, he might look like a freak but his body smell was not too bad ? I could tell he wasnft the cleanest bear in these woods but he had at least had the decency to cover it up with some rather pungent deodorant.

At this point, scything through that smell like a knife through rancid butter, came another odor. Fatty had farted.

You would think that this relatively normal experience can be easily pieced together ? after all, Ifm hardly asking you to experience the unbearable lightness of being or the philosophical void of existence ? but I assure you, that that smell was something arcane. It smelt like a turd ? like a festering mass of fattyfs shit ? had slithered out of his sphincter and wiped itself under my nose. It smelt of everything that he must have been eating these past few days ? Doritos, something weirdly acidic that was probably once fruit juice, something heavily spiced ? apparently fatty had been in an exotic mood the night before ? and vomit. It reeked of vomit.

>> No.7891684

Light a charcoal fire. Find a nice safe way to do it indoors, I believe in you I'm sure you can figure out
what container to use.
Air seal the room, or at least as best you can, tape, bags, saran wrap, whatever you have.
Sit back and enjoy the fumes, you will get drowsy, and slowly drift off to dream land. Allow for at least
three or four hours for the effects to take place, meaning wait for your parents to leave, don't have any
packages delivered that day, make sure it's not your grandma's birthday...
When you are sure you have at least that long without being discovered and are fairly sure
you won't burn down your dwelling go ahead and take the plunge. Sleeping pills are sometimes used
before to quicken the process, and make it more comfortable (the smoke can be irritating if you stay
awake too long), I suppose this could be farther enhanced by an alcohol/aspirin mix but that's at your
own discretion. Enjoy Gensokyo OP.

>> No.7891686

>>7891672
If you really think you've won then go the fuck off you deadbrain moron!

>> No.7891688
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7891688

>arguing about eroge in an infographics thread

Look guys you can make a crossbow with things found around the house!

>> No.7891685

>>7891676

My argument is right here:

>>7891488

>> No.7891693

Now naturally, all around I began to see the reactions ? people covering their noses, coughing and gagging, getting off a few stops early as the cloud of that stench permeated every facet of the tiny claustrophobic space ? it was too cold outside to open the windows. Fatty just sat there, a contented little smile on his face, and took out a manga from the messenger bag he wore (the strap across his chest looked like it was tied round a lump of dough). I glanced at it, briefly, and found that it was Naruto. How appropriate. The fucking fatass smells of shit and he reads shit.

At this point, I looked around and realised that it was just me and him on the bus, since everyone else had been too disgusted by the smell to remain onboard ? it was quite a revelation that I was able to tolerate it, giving that I was at ground zero. But it was outside was frost and I was damned if I was going to walk home, especially in my thin coat (I tore my winter one on a barbed wire fence). Just us two and the driver, a middle eastern guy, who I could see in the mirror had drawn up a scarf over his nose and mouth.

Fatty jolted me, and murmered eSoz.f in a guttural way as he reached into his bag again. This time, he took out a packet of crisps, one of the big bags of course, and began to eat. The flavour was cheese and onion, and that mixed with the now permanent reek in the air to create a new kind of horror. I gagged slightly, and then I saw it ? like it happened in slow motion. A chewed particle of wet, slimy crisp expelled itself from his gaping jaws and landed on my thigh, smearing itself on my black jeans.

Very well.

>> No.7891695
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7891695

sure is autism in here

>> No.7891697

Chess is a crappy tactical turn based RPG developed by a bunch of monkeys.

Right away you'll notice Chess has no storyline. Instead, all you notice is the the White army and the Black army are fighting each other over
a battlefield. Note the "a battlefield," because Chess only has one story map.

As for the actual combat, it's extremely dull. Each unit can kill another with only one hit. This means units with a real good movement
ability dominate the field (more on that bellow). There aren't even any combat animations or anything that happens in combat. One unit moves
on it's space and "captures" it, and the piece is removed from the game with no form of action or special effects.

Yawn.

Chess has shitty class balance. The Queen is flat out overpowered while your actual front line units, the Pawns. can't do shit. I think the
developers were afraid that no one would use the female character so they buffed up her abilities really high but now theres no point in using any
other unit.

The rest of the units suck. Rooks can only move in 4 directions, same with Bishops. Boring. Also, whats up with the Knight? It has the most bizzare
combat abilities of all the units. They're retardly hard to use cause they jump around like retards to move and attack. The devs should have named
this unit Ninja, since Knights didn't jump around like that in real life.

Worst part, is the king. You see, the devs decided that if your king gets captured, you instantly lose the game. W-T-F? This wouldn't be a problem,
except that he can't move for crap. Seriously, the most important unit in the game can only move 1 space a turn? Good luck keeping him alive while
every other unit in the game dances around him.

Unbalanced classes, lackluster gameplay, and not to mention repetitive 1 hour+ games. Chess is not worth the time or your money.
Buy Final Fantasy Tactics or Disgaea instead.

3 out of 10.

>> No.7891698

>>7891688

That's irrelevant to my argument.

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>>7891698
>>7891702

Fine if that isn't your fancy check out all these knots.
I'm just trying to help.

>> No.7891702

>>7891688
Who are you quoting? Fagget.

>> No.7891705

>>7891680
>They are objective

Prove it. Every claim needs at least three different studies to be truly objective.

>> No.7891706

The bus stopped, and fatty waddled off. So did I. It was not my stop.

I had to walk slow to follow behind him, so I quickly effected a limp, in case he turned his fat fucking head and wondered why I was following behind, my breath making clouds of steam in the air like condensed rage. He plugged some headphones into his ears and carried on slogging forward, his entire body swelling from side to side as he hulked his massive bulk onto one leg, then the other in gargantuan gyrations. This gave me my idea.

I called out to him as we went over the bridge ? a simple enough syllable ?

eHey.f

He turned his head and looked at me with dazed stupidity, before breaking a slightly nervous and infinitely porcine smile and answering in a kind of grunt.

eUhuh?f

eSo I saw you reading Naruto on the bus.f I began, catching him up and beginning a sequence of inane prattle over the mindless plot as we resumed our walk. His language was gushing and childish, liberally spattered with words like eepicf and a few ill used Japanese nouns. My resolve stiffened.

>> No.7891708

I was a young anon of 6 years when i first learned of sex. Well it was from an older girl next door. Yeah she was my babysitter/playmate.
One day we were playing hide and seek. We decided to hide in the shed. I was probably 9 and she was 13 We went inside and I wanted to win so bad that I locked the shed door. It was pretty cramped and dark in there. Well I was tiny so it wasn't cramped up back then. Probably Then out of nowhere i said lets fuck. I couldn't even get hard, but forced it in her anyways. And that was it. And we "fucked" a lot over the weeks. I remember peeing in her once..

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>> No.7891711

>>7891697

Chess is not an RPG.

0/10

>> No.7891717
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7891717

take cover, op's anus just went nuclear

>> No.7891718

>>7891678
What's wrong with paying with a credit card you faggot fuck?

Enjoy wasting everyones time sorting out the right change to give, i'll just be here swiping a reusable card.

>> No.7891719

That was until she went somewhere for her holidays. don't remember where. And I really wanted to have sex. So I had sex with my cousin who was 2 years younger. Well she didn't like it, and didn't want to do it anymore. I was so mad, though I think she got wet. She complained about "snot" forming there after a "bath" one day. that was when i was 10. So she refused to do it again and she told on me. This scarred me I was so mad and beat the shit out of my brother. I told him about it and i blamed him for it. Well we all made up anyways. Everyone in the family gave me the look those days. So i never fucked her again. The holidays ended. And "she" returned. But she wouldn't fuck me. I think she got a boyfriend too. Well I said it was okay. I was afraid of sex anyways.
After a few years when I was 13 puberty hit me. Wanted to fuck real bad. Had a cousin of about 8 years and we fucked. turns out she had sex with one of her cousins before and she was a pro loli. Fucked up family. I really liked fucking her and and continued doing so through high school. She wouldn't complain which hole I fucked. That was the best time of my life.
Then one day, she told me she had sex with my little bro of 6ys. She was 15 I regretted ever fucking her. serves me right I was so shocked that I told her that we should stop this and you should too. But didn't work. bitches and whores Well eventually my her parents found out about that. I don't know how they all settled it. I was surprised that she didn't tell about me. Well I guess she had her reasons but I would have gone to jail if she did. I haven't had sex since then. Its been 5 years since then. I want to forget.

Well I've left out a lot of shit. like being a bisexual and shit when i was 16 another cousin And getting dumped by only girlfriend ever when I was 17. Never had sex with her. Stalked her for a year after that. Shes got 2 kids now. Fuck.

>> No.7891713

>1. Their purpose is to provide sexual stimulation, which as a goal is futile and pointless.
thats wrong
>2. They are inefficient at providing sexual stimulation, as compared to porn and viagra.
also wrong
>3. They do not aim to provide intellectual stimulation, which superior genres such as sci-fi do.
wrong and retarded
>4. Narratively speaking, they are demented, obsessive, static and repetitive.
gay, wrong and retarded

i win

>> No.7891714 [DELETED] 

Sup !!BJiYgff8zf2 faggot? You're one retarded fuck you know that? Always talking to yourself and pretending that people actually argue with you, when it's just you samefagging your thread to eternity, no life phaggot.


/jp/, I'll point out the samefaggotry going on in this thread so you can learn what NOT to reply to. !!BJiYgff8zf2, is one of /a/’s obsessive shitposters, and biggest probably the biggest retard I've even met. Mind you, lots of people watch shitpost, but only he goes way out of his way to fag up every thread with his "epic" "arguments", spending all his time on /a/ doing just that. A retarded troll who does nothing more than waste his days with trying to pick up fuck buddies with cheap gay tricks and buttsex quotes, "fuck my butt", posting the stupid one liners, the same reaction pics with the same filenames every time and endless, massive, unparalleled samefaggotry, as you can see. And which happens to be the biggest retard of /a/. Mind you, he posts anonymously most of the time, but it’s just too obvious it’s him, due to all the samefaggottry, reverse-trolling and replying to himself most of the time, same copypastas, trolling arguments, threads, trolling images, same filenames, and reactionpics every time.

“But how do we know you’re not the troll himself and what you’re saying is the truth?” Because there’s plenty of proof:
http://archive.easymodo.net/a/?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=&search_username=&sea
rch_tripcode=%21%21BJiYgff8zf2&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new

>> No.7891716

The moment arrived when I checked along the road. No cars. No cameras. No signs of life other than us, and a couple of ravens in the tree across the way. I crouched down, apparently to tie my lace, and he waddled on a few more paces before stopping ? it was pathetic, the look on his face ? the slightly hopeful expression of companionship, which turned to a non comprehending mask of surprise as I charged him, shoulders kept low as I had been taught.

I hit his square, and perfect, feeling his rolls of fat swell away from me in an impact crater as I made contact, his legs lift off the floor as he was caught in the tacklefs force and his face ? that disgusting face ? contort into a mask of horror and let lose a womanly scream as he fell in slow motion over the barrier, unable to right himself under his own weight. He fell like a stone. He hit the ground like a mound of fucking shit, exploding in a viscous heap.

Itfs been a good day.

>> No.7891720
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7891720

"Yer a wizard Harry" -Benjamin Button

>> No.7891721

>>7891711
Prove your points instead of sucking dicks, OP.

>> No.7891723

>>7891713

Why is it wrong? Back up your claims.

>> No.7891723,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>7891608
Best post today right here.

>> No.7891727

>>7891721

It's an objective fact.

>> No.7891737

The autism in this thread is palpable.

Whatever happened too just reporting and ignoring obvious troll threads?

>> No.7891739

Hi /jp/, I'm a girl and I've seen a lot of threads from some rather sad and depressed anonymous' tonight on here. I think I should give you guys some advice, genuine advice that is (not the pseudo rubbish that some people spout).
Firstly, if you want to compete for my attention as a girl or any girl for that matter you have to shape up. Go to the gym, work out, build up muscle: Girls will instantly notice you.
Secondly, don't really let on that you're into anime, we know there are plenty of socialable, hot guys on campus that are into that kind of thing - but hearing those two words leads a lot of us to believe that you may be *too* into anime for your own good.
Thirdly, develop some confidence, if you want my attention, come up to me and try to chat me up, be confident about it, even be quite brash and somewhat arrogant if you want. We like a man who knows how to take control. What we don't like is shyness or introversion.
And finally, I can't emphasize this enough, don't breach intellectual topics. Talk about things like sports, trying to start a conversation about Plato or Aristotle just appears boring and pretentious, whatsmore, it gives us the impression your a bit.... well, for lack of a better term, loser-ish.
In general /jp/, and I know I'm going to be shitstormed, just act a bit more *normal*.

>> No.7891731

Sup !!BJiYgff8zf2 faggot? You're one retarded fuck you know that? Always talking to yourself and pretending that people actually argue with you, when it's just you samefagging your thread to eternity, no life phaggot.


/jp/, I'll point out the samefaggotry going on in this thread so you can learn what NOT to reply to. !!BJiYgff8zf2, is one of /a/’s obsessive shitposters, and biggest probably the biggest retard I've even met. Mind you, lots of people shitpost, but only he goes way out of his way to fag up every thread with his "epic" "arguments", spending all his time on /a/ doing just that. A retarded troll who does nothing more than waste his days with trying to pick up fuck buddies with cheap gay tricks and buttsex quotes, "fuck my butt", posting the stupid one liners, the same reaction pics with the same filenames every time and endless, massive, unparalleled samefaggotry, as you can see. And which happens to be the biggest retard of /a/. Mind you, he posts anonymously most of the time, but it’s just too obvious it’s him, due to all the samefaggottry, reverse-trolling and replying to himself most of the time, same copypastas, trolling arguments, threads, trolling images, same filenames, and reactionpics every time.

“But how do we know you’re not the troll himself and what you’re saying is the truth?” Because there’s plenty of proof:
http://archive.easymodo.net/a/?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=&search_username=&sea
rch_tripcode=%21%21BJiYgff8zf2&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new

>> No.7891732

I bet this is as good a time as any to reveal some info that will change your life.

I have mastered the art of hands free masturbating.

The countless years, the endless hours, all of it has gone into mastering this technique. It's so mindlessly simple I hate myself for not finding it sooner.

What you need:
-Laptop with mouse
-Bed and pillows
-NEW material (like, 30+ images of some new fetish you just found. Something you have yet to use)

First, lay down on your back and become as comfortable as possible. Take a long pillow and lay it next to you lengthwise and set the laptop on it so it's about a foot from your face and at a 45 degree angle. Take your right arm and put it under the pillow with the mouse. You should be flat on your back, pillow under head and your head should be tilted slightly right to the laptop monitor.

Next, start looking at whatever you want. Your right arm with the mouse should be at an angle you are comfortable with. About 5 minuets into a solid erection slowly start to vibrate your hips.

That's it. Shortly after you start to vibrate you will notice slight twitches and pre-cum flowing out uncontrollably. Soon enough you will be breathing hard and your body will start to vibrate harder and harder on it's own until you climax.

It takes practice, but the result is always one of those 30 second long pulsating super loads.

Tips for beginners:
-Be as calm as possible. The room must be quiet and you MUST be able to concentrate.
-Try moving your legs. Start with them straight and after a bit bring the bottom of your feet together.
-If you absolutely cannot do this at first, gently rub the underside of your penis with one finger for 5 seconds every 60 seconds. This will accelerate the possess.

I share this information for one reason, so it can be used. There are some things mankind should know.

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>> No.7891734

>>7891488
Okay dude, Iet me challenge you, just to show how retarded you are.

My argument is that you are a faggot

I'll claim my victory until you prove otherwise.

Naturally you just claiming that it's not true won't prove anything but that you are faggot in denial.

So I'll keep claiming that I won the argument until you can prove to me that you aren't a faggot.

>> No.7891735

>>7891723
cus youre fucking gay

>> No.7891736

>>7891723
No, you bring the argument, you back up why is it right.

>> No.7891745

>>7891727
Prove it.

Oh no, that's right, you can't. I win.

>> No.7891747

REPORTED REPORTED REPORTED REPORTED
REPORTED REPORTED REPORTED REPORTED
REPORTED REPORTED REPORTED REPORTED
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I READ YOUR POST. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE

>> No.7891743

>>7891736

I've already backed up my argument, you haven't backed up yours.

>> No.7891757

>>7891743
Where? I don't see any backup in this thread.

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>> No.7891759

I just have to vent. I can’t fucking stand you anime nerds and the way you push your disgusting perverted shit on others. I’m a normal teenage girl, and all I want is for people to respect our choice to not watch anime, but no. Every time we express our feelings about not liking anime, we get ostrichized. FUCK YOU lard bags, all of you are candidates for strokes and heart-attacks, sitting on your computers jerking off and getting fatter and fatter. Look at my face, make you hard nerds? Will as long as you watch anime you’ve never got a shot at touching a girl like me. And guess what? When I watch tv, I don’t have my mind turned into a mush with all this perverted trippy shit. What is your rational? It’s okay to watch anime because you get to jack off to the ‘cute’ characters? If you have a shred of decency, you will see my point, but if not, when you’re touching yourself tonight thinking about a girl like me, why don’t you just do the rest of the world a favor and rip your dicks off. Faggots.

>> No.7891751

>>7891737
It's neo-/jp/ now. Seems that they prefer to hit the bump limit.

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>>7891737
This thread has been deleted about 5 times, he'll just repost it so we may as well have some fun in it.
>pic related, it's Letty.

>> No.7891753

>>7891697
Best pasta I've read in years

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>> No.7891764
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Currently refuting: OP'S MUM

>> No.7891763

>>7891745

Nope. You lose.

>> No.7891769

What does semen taste like /jp/?

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>>7891759
>ostrichized
Now i've lost it, I know I can kill.

>> No.7891766

Hi ^____^ I just found this site on polish site with funny links and images :D And my name is Anna >___> Im 17 years old :D And I like animu very much ^__^ I liek Inuyasha, and Vampire Knight :))) And I know few japanese words like "BAKA" and "KAWAII"!!! Anime is very very cute :] Uhmm, thats all about me :D

But Its really confusing because I cant find where to register, and why all post with name "Anonymous". :S But still I dunno how to register :S >___< And I posted this on other forums (it was Random forums I think) but when I was on index I couldnt find my thread, do I need to wait for moderators to accept my threads???

My gadu-gadu is: 8534618 !!!!!!! ^_~

Ok!!! Hugz 4 all <3 <3 <3 And Ill post some funny pictures for you :)

[img]C:\Documents and Settings\Anna\Moje dokumenty\funnycat.jpg[/img]

And special pictures with kawaii animes ^__^

[img]C:\Documents and Settings\Anna\Moje dokumenty\inuyashia_kagome.jpg[/img]

[img]C:\Documents and Settings\Anna\Moje dokumenty\inuyasha_dance.gif[/img]

[img]C:\Documents and Settings\Anna\Moje dokumenty\chibi_fullmetalalchemist.jpg[/img]

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>> No.7891772

>>7891763
Just as I thought. You're afraid of backing up your arguments again. Or is it that there are no backups?

Either way, no backing up your arguments=You lose.

>> No.7891772,1 [INTERNAL] 

Don't worry guys! I'll take him on by being more retarded than him! You guys just save yourselves!

>> No.7891774

>>7891769
suck my cock dude

>> No.7891775

>>7891763
Sup !!BJiYgff8zf2 faggot? You're one retarded fuck you know that? Always talking to yourself and pretending that people actually argue with you, when it's just you samefagging your thread to eternity, no life phaggot.


/jp/, I'll point out the samefaggotry going on in this thread so you can learn what NOT to reply to. !!BJiYgff8zf2, is one of /a/’s obsessive shitposters, and biggest probably the biggest retard I've even met. Mind you, lots of people shitpost, but only he goes way out of his way to fag up every thread with his "epic" "arguments", spending all his time on /a/ doing just that. A retarded troll who does nothing more than waste his days with trying to pick up fuck buddies with cheap gay tricks and buttsex quotes, "fuck my butt", posting the stupid one liners, the same reaction pics with the same filenames every time and endless, massive, unparalleled samefaggotry, as you can see. And which happens to be the biggest retard of /a/. Mind you, he posts anonymously most of the time, but it’s just too obvious it’s him, due to all the samefaggottry, reverse-trolling and replying to himself most of the time, same copypastas, trolling arguments, threads, trolling images, same filenames, and reactionpics every time.

“But how do we know you’re not the troll himself and what you’re saying is the truth?” Because there’s plenty of proof:
http://archive.easymodo.net/a/?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=&search_username=&sea
rch_tripcode=%21%21BJiYgff8zf2&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new

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>>7891769
like salty yoghurt

>> No.7891781

>>7891774
I'll suck you're cock dude.

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Found a picture of OP's mom

>> No.7891779

Bad news, people:

Watching Fight Club does not make you a Philosopher.
Purchasing a guitar does not make you a musician.
Reading Kafka does not make you a literati.
Going to college does not make you a scholar.
Owning a skateboard does not make you an athlete.
Owning a jersey does not mean you are on the team.
Having a full address book does not mean you have friends.
Knowing a large volume of facts does not mean you are intelligent.
Getting laid does not mean you have life experience.
You are not a more popular person for wearing designer clothes.
You are not an important, creative individual for refusing to do so.
You are not a charity case because you have suffered.
You are not stable or healthy because you have not.
Listening to Mozart and rejecting My Chemical Romance does not mean you are cultured.
Watching Quentin Tarantino and not Michael Bay does not mean you are cultured.
Painting a picture instead of playing a videogame does not mean you are cultured.
Reading the book before you see the movie does not mean you are cultured.
Going to Church does not make you Religious.
Not going to Church does not make you spiritual.
Having an opinion does not mean you cannot be wrong.
Being right does not mean anyone cares.
Reciting MadTV and Dane Cook does not mean you are funny.
Not finding these things funny does not mean you have a sense of humour.
Poor artists are not automatically better than successful ones.
Technically skilled artists are not automatically good ones.
Memetics is not the study of jokes on the internet.
No one is impressed that you watch anime in subtitled Japanese.
No one is impressed that you won't watch anime.
No one is impressed that you have a date tonight.
No one is impressed that you have a car.
No one is impressed that you have a job.
No one is impressed that you pay the bills all by yourself.
No one is impressed that you're older, and no one thinks you wiser.

>> No.7891780

tough shit op, that's just the way the cook, he crumbles

>> No.7891786

>>7891769
I know of dry/stale semen.

>> No.7891787

>>7891776
mine is actually sweet. i eat many apples and fruits and drink a black tea about 8-12 times per day, so that's probably the reason.

>> No.7891788

Doing drugs doesn't make you a badass.
Stealing doesn't make you a badass.
Speaking out against authority doesn't make you a badass.
Fighting the system doesn't make you a badass.
Voting Democrat does not mean you are forward-thinking.
Voting Republican does not mean you're willing to stand on principle despite your peers.
You aren't clever because your T-Shirt is.
You aren't clever because you know more about the scene.
You aren't clever because you crack wise about politicians and talking heads.
Using a Mac doesn't make you creative.
Using Linux doesn't make you productive.
Using Firefox doesn't make you computer savvy.
Arguing about videogames is not important.
Arguing about politics is no more important than arguing about videogames.
Making your computer, your car, your stereo, or anything else you own bigger, faster, or better does not make your dick larger.
Your dick isn't as large as you think it is.
You're not a better person for being tolerant and compassionate.

Your suggestion is duly noted, and it will be ignored.
You're totally irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.
The grand scheme of things is totally irrelevant.
I just thought you ought to know.

>> No.7891789

I come on 4chan to be among the filth that like me. The misogynists, the pedophiles, the transsexuals, the irreligious, gays,
the bi's, the racists, the otakus (and by that, I refer to the daimaku-owning, waifu-loving dirt of society with posters of 2D anime girls
all over the walls. The guy who spends all his money on a better computer and multiple anime figures to litter his walls and shelves).

I do not come here to listen to how and your girlfriend had a tiff and you want help getting back together.
I do not come here to listen to your preaching about how easy it is to lead a normal life.
I do not come here to AIM or MSN or otherwise 'chat' with you.
I do not come here to listen to your disgusting drivel about how you spend time everyday watching anime with your girlfriend and need
a recommendation for another.

If I wanted any of that shit, I'd go to gaiaonline, or animesuki, or MAL.

No, I come here to look at pathetic losers post their fantasies about dating their 2D lover.
I come here to see pedophiles exchange erotica involving underaged minors.
I come here to watch stormfront refugees fabricate various 'evidence' about how other races are inferior to whites.
I come here to view the tips and stories given by crackheads and druggies addicted to oxy.
I come here to revel in the filth of humanity so that I can feel at home.

I've already done as best as I possibly can to filter shit out, but it doesn't help nowadays.
If I wanted normal, I'd go somewhere else.
But you do not understand this desire, and so will respond with "LUL4CHANIZSECRETBASE" or some other nonsense rather than actually argue
for your staying here.

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OP is so hurt he can't back up his points. So much for drama.

>> No.7891793

>>7891782
BITCH
BOX
FREE
BLOLLつOB

>> No.7891793,1 [INTERNAL] 

I told you guys, I will fight for you.

Oh dear, I feel my braincells dying... I exposed myself too much...

>> No.7891793,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>7891793,1
We will never appreciate your sacrifice your sacrifice enough.
Actually, we might not appreciate it at all.

>> No.7891793,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>7891793,2
You mustn't appreciate this.
It's not a sacrifice. It's just duty.

>> No.7891793,4 [INTERNAL] 

/jp/ mods sure are autistic

>> No.7891793,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>7891793,4
Cool secure tripcode, dunkass.
Did you perhaps consider the salt?

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