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Guardsmen with melta bombs.

>>7909176
How would they get Guardsmen, let alone getting the Guardsmen to fight for them

Fire Dragons and Falcons.

Dire avengers to capture the objective and hold it.

Your move.

They already have. Kaguya is the Outsider (supposedly really powerful but doesn't do shit), Eirin is the Void Dragon (technologically adept, "supports" humanity with new inventions) , Tewi is the Deceiver (trickster, does not stay in one place and travels all over in various guises) and Mokou is the Nightbringer (rip and tear.)

They changed their names after they entered Gensokyo and were forced to turn into little girls after getting beaten up by the locals and made up the entire elixir of immortality story.

>>7909186
Just give Meiling plenty of bombs, that should do the trick.

>One Touhou can fire 10 lasers on their own. Guardsmen are inferior.
>Necron x Touhou battle will end in a tea party

If anything, Necrons should stay out of Gensokyo lest they want to start wearing frilly clothes

>>7909170
They see a giant gap waiting for them. That promptly leads into the black hole. Or something like that.

Or we could go with the tea party ending and what not.

>>7909186
That would be the real trick. Maybe some "deserters" could be brought in with such equipment by questionable means.

>>7909217
Since when were Necrons afraid of black holes?

Cirno alone could rape their shit. She's an immortal fairy and representative of a force of nature. Sure, the Necrons are 'immortal' too but after a few thousand years of being beaten and beaten and beaten by freezing spells and icicle shards raining down on them they'd finally give up and die.

>>7909170

>>7909232
Fine, supernova. Or something. Or drops them in the middle of a Tyranid Hive Fleet.

Necrons are weak against magic, duh.

>>7909243
>She's an immortal fairy

And?

>and representative of a force of nature.

That's pretty weak by 40k standards.

>>7909269
Not quite.
Pariahs are completely imune and tend to majorly mess up anything supernatural within a few meters of them.

>>7909269
Magic isn't the same as channeling warp energies. If it was, Gensokyo would be Tzeentch's paradise.

>>7909267
Uh does absolute zero work? She can control cold after all...

>touhou powerlevels
>taking it seriously

Let's do some down-to-earth evaluations here:

Both universes are cheesy manchild fantasy lands.

The 40k universe is full of try-hards who take their shit way too seriously. Their exaggerated reverence/glorification of the franchise is often rooted in a subconscious defense mechanism, justifying to themselves and to others why they spent thousands making their armies, by making themselves believe Warhammer's just the coolest thing ever and top tier fiction (when in reality it's shitty entry level fiction).

Gensokyo is full of people who see the forest for the trees and don't really give a fuck as long as they're enjoying themselves. We know it's shitty entry level fiction, because the dude who made the series is not at all trying to make some grandiose story, he's just having fun making his games while drunk. Touhou's much more about the gameplay and music than the setting and a lot of people roll with that angle.

Games Workshop basically asspulls as much new content as they can in a perpetual greed for money, while Team Shanghai Alice is all of one drunk Japanese guy making games in his spare time (making Touhou isn't even ZUN's real job), and freely allowing other people to make lots of money off of his work.

So in essence, Gensokyo is an antithesis to the W40K universe.. matter and antimatter if you will. So, upon matter meeting antimatter, both universes would probably annihilate each other completely in a tremendous burst of pure energy.

I don't know let me check the new cod-

>>7909282
You do realize that most, if not all, of the people in Gensokyo are warp spawned abominations, and those few mortals in it can use magic, right?

Tzeentch is indeed present in Gensokyo.

Yukari Yakumo.

Touhou vs other series is always a horribly one sided fight.

Want to shoot lasers? gapped up your ass
Want to throw a grenade? Gapped in your ass
Want to even take a step forward? gapped into your comrades ass.
Space ships? Fuck you, gapped into another space ships rear end.

Warhammer universe is pretty strong and all, but you can't deal with someone who can be on the other side of the universe and still rape you.

Without Yukari? Well there's still almost every character with some sort of super mega hacks. Might not be able to single handedly take on the army, but really Touhou is full of godlike powers.

>>7909364
and thats why this guy is considered by most every board as the Undefeatable

>>7909364
Not to mention actual gods (although a bit weakened, but if I remember correctly, Lady Kanako has gathered enough faith to have her powers return in full) strolling around the place.

/tg/ here.

The fuck's going on?

>>7909386
Seconded.

>>7909364

Suika could probably just condense whatever came Gensokyo's way into a black hole. She might have to sober up first, though, so everyone'd be fucked anyway.

Also Hakutaku-keine could probably just undo the existence of an entire universe if she really felt like it.

A lot of Touhous have really interesting abilities but still get beaten by Reimu/Marisa etc, although I think it's more because they aren't really trying that hard, because if they did then could accidentally shatter Gensokyo itself.

I'd rather see that Ship full of sisters that went missing turn up. Much more potential for Tea Parties and hilarity.

>>7909409

I'd pay to see that. Preferably with Nitori taking them on in some form of mech.

How would a Solar Exalt fair in Gensokyo?

>>7909415
>implying Alchemical isn't superior

>Necrons

Require hundreds of thousands of men throwing themselves at them with laser rifles and mini-nukes supported by orbital artillery, air support, and using vehicles created at a time when mankind freely walked around the Galaxy

>Touhous

Trapped by a bunch of dumbfuck Japanese villagers who could barely wipe their asses.

The touhous are tough gits, but they're not 40k tough.

>>7909419

You clearly fail to understand how powerful Touhous are due to Bullshit level powers. Necrons finished Science, Touhous tell science how it works now.

>>7909417

Ok, I have to admit that is a cool mental image. Flame Tanks vs Kappa Mech.

>frilly dresses
Well, it's not frilly, but it's a start.

>>7909433
>Dark Age of Technology humans finished Science
>Necrons tell science how it works now.

The Necrons are the masters of the matterium. With a few Pylon structures, they can cleave an entire section of the biggest warp storm in the galaxy, one which makes up a significant fraction OF the galaxy, even though there are only a few of them. And they have been doing this for over 10,000 years.

>>7909444
There's a bunch of images about a loli necron who keeps breaking down and various other necron structures as little girls, including a Monolith-tan.

This is probably the best out of the bunch.

>>7909461

And now that pylon is gaped up their asses, all of them.

Touhou powers in many cases are a good step above even the crazy shit necrons can pulls. Also, none of them have hats, so they will clearly lose.

People really overestimate Yukari. Her ability is ridiculously versatile, but she can't bust it out in an instant to unlimited effect. If the moonbitches can roll Gensokyo with ease, what's stopping the Crons, which are a thousand times more advanced, from doing the same?

>>7909473
You cannot truly harm youkai without the use of mystic weapons.

As advanced as they are, their utter lack of spirituality will make any efforts to conquer Gensokyo useless.

>>7909484

So the aforementioned Sisters would likely be the best option? They run on faith and blessings.

>>7909409
>I'd rather see that Ship full of sisters that went missing turn up.

If the sisters ended up in Gensokyo would leave a significant portion of the population missing.

>>7909506

>Hat
Check
>Fancy Clothing
Check
>Bullshit Powers
Check

Yeah, all looks good here.

>>7909484
On the other hand, the entire Necron army is made up of what effectively amounts to faceless men.

>>7909504
Come to think about it, what would happen if those Sisters met the Arume? They're both insane space lesbians, but the Arume are still mutants and/or xenos. Would they get along well? Would one side capture the other and keep them as rape slaves? If so, which?

Don't forget that Gensokyo is fueled by things humanity has stopped believing in. By 40K's time, people will have stopped believing in so many things, that everything inside, including the weakest fairies, should radiate with arcane, divine or nuclear energy.

>my gob wun da posh 'umie gitz on da "Moon" don't strap on lods e jetz an' rokkitz an' crash in inta da erff like a propa Rokk

>>7909484
Pariahs and phase weapons might do the trick.

>>7909522
Actually, people believe MORE in WH40K.
For example, I uploaded this post not because I hit 'Submit', but because I made the proper rituals to do so, which please the Machine Spirits.
Same applies to other races, specially the Orks.

>>7909542
Most Terran technology works because it just fucking works. All the rites that are observed is just a ritualized element of real science. It's superstition on top of real technology, done because the entire Imperium is caught up in the cult of the Emperor and nobody understands how the science works, anymore.

Ork technology? That shit is completely belief-based. It runs because they think it'll run. Red makes it go faster, and firing 4x the ammunition is preferable to aiming. Chaos merges old-Terran tech with daemon possession and warp sorcery. Eldar technology is super science.

>>7909415
Solar Exalts ARE Touhous.

>>7909525
this is the best post

>>7909542
Exactly. In 40K things work because you believe in them, but in Gensokyo, thing work because you DON'T believe in them. That other guy is right, it really is a matter-antimatter relationship.

The question is, is Imperium technology strong enough to combat over 40 thousand years worth of spiritual power, magic and abstract technology (like cold fusion) that all suddenly work too?

>>7909628
>but in Gensokyo, thing work because you DON'T believe in them

err no...

>>7909628
The technology of the Imperium has prevented the complete takeover of the universe by the power of Chaos, and it has been doing it since the Emperor's time, so yeah, Gensokyo really has no chance.

What is a small, backwater realm against the trillions-strong might of the Imperial Guard and the unstoppable power of the Adeptus Astartes?

>>7909641
And that's not even taking into account the Inquisition, which would descend upon Gensokyo like a fat, black woman descends upon a confectionery store.

>>7909641
The Imperial Guard is as good as nameless fairies. Space Marines may put up a good fight, but only in numbers.

>>7909633
What I meant was: "things work because you, in the outside world, don't believe in them"

>>7909762
no that's still not how things in gensokyo have power

What 40k race/type would make the prettiest spellcard?

Crossover fights are stupid.

>>7909798
The Eldar would, although the Death Guard traitor chapter would make pretty neat looking danmaku as well.

>>7909798

I'd go with Sisters. Flames, melta and bolter are fun and with stuff like the Seraphim, they have style that would likely transfer over to their spellcards.

Orks provide a lot of dakka but their 'skill' results in a lot of repeats of the effects of Icicle Fall: Easy.

>>7909787
That's how I interpret it, at least in Horny Hermit. But present me your argument.

The Necrons attack Mokou and Kaguya. After they and the Necrons repeatedly kill each other and keep reviving, the Necrons realize they cannot kill these living beings go insane and have a crazy party.

What if the Necrons burn down her sunflower field?