/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>My parents have decided to adopt a 12 year old loli that lost her entire family from the Chinese Earthquake. She'll be here in the US in about a day. Her plane just left.
It does not work that way.

GODDAMN LIARS!

>>798574
Fuck her. Always works!

>My parents have decided to adopt a 12 year old loli that lost her entire family from the Chinese Earthquake. She'll be here in the US in about a day. Her plane just left.
O wow atleast make it a bit moar realistic

>>798581
How does it not? They hold HK citizenship as well so the adoption process went ALOT faster.

Pocket Electronic Chinese-English dictionary
Cumbucket

Henrietta.


Then you must turn her into a cyborg that shoots P90s.

Call her Elvis.

>Also now we need an English name for her so she will fit in better here in the US. What's a good loli name for a 12 year old Chinese girl?

Marisa.

Nice concept, but it is a bit unbelievable.

call her China

You don't really need to rename her... I'm sure she'll feel like some kind of dog.

>>798609
She'll feel even more like a dog once the OP puts her in a collar and leash.

>>798574
Actually, I'd suggest not changing her name unless it really is such an cumbersome point when talking with her.

If worst comes to worst, just call her "China."

>>So now we need an English name for her so she will fit in better here in the US
Silly american who think that giving an american name to someone is the best step to make him accepted. That's the other way around. Keeping her personnality, her origins and her culture is the best thing to make her feel good and accepted.

Tell her China will grow larger.

>>798607
This.

She's 12, not 2. You don't rename a 12-year-old.

Actually, I'm pretty sure it's not even legally possible.

Would have been believable if you left out the earthquake part. They haven't even really begun with that mess yet and there are tons of Chinese who want to adopt them.

Sup ShotaGuroLove

>>798627
Nationalism will bring us victory, too.

Maybe if these faggots didn't use the same fucking Ilya pics for these threads, people would actually believe it. Oh wai-

/jp/ - Chinese loli adoptions

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Lies and slander!
>>798627
Haha!! If she will "build for China" it will.

>>798656
Sorry..i forgot my sage.

Oh shit, a thread marginally related to China and earthquakes? That's my cue.

attn: Anoymous, wherever you are

I am not going to let you forget. You have to deliver on that China VN. Do it faggot.

>>798682
Is this the VN where one of the choices was supposed to be which one of your two friends you were going to save from death while dooming the other?

>>798689
Yes. And bad ends abound due to corruption

>>798682
>>798689
FUUUUUCK I thought I had saved that post. I only have about 80% of it


Hey /jp/

The people suffering in China because of the earthquake moved me so deeply that I'm gonna make a VN about it to raise awareness. The game starts as you are a high school freshman in the beginning the school year. You make friends with 3 girls and the whole VN love story thing happens and you get closer to one of them. You trigger flags like dates, communist marches, Chinese firedrills and festivals etc... Then the Earthquake happens and the girl with the most affection points is trapped under rubble. Here she begs you to stay with her but if you don't get help she will die. If you stay with her, you hold her hand as she slowly dies and whispers "I love you". If you choose to get help she cries and you tell her you'll be back shortly. You get help and they get her out of the rubble and she goes to a hospital. She gets treated and is recovering. She then gets a secondary infection and due to Chinese officials being corrupt,

So what is the real name of this imaginary 12yo loli?

>>798704
中国

Enjoy your SARS.

>>798723

I c wut u did ze.

>>798702

The people suffering in China because of the earthquake moved me so deeply that I'm gonna make a VN about it to raise awareness. The game starts as you are a high school freshman in the beginning the school year. You make friends with 3 girls and the whole VN love story thing happens and you get closer to one of them. You trigger flags like dates, communist marches, Chinese firedrills and festivals etc... Then the Earthquake happens and the girl with the most affection points is trapped under rubble. Here she begs you to stay with her but if you don't get help she will die. If you stay with her, you hold her hand as she slowly dies and whispers "I love you". If you choose to get help she cries and you tell her you'll be back shortly. You get help and they get her out of the rubble and she goes to a hospital. She gets treated and is recovering. She then gets a secondary infection and due to Chinese officials being corrupt, the antibiotics that were given to her were sugar pills. She dies and you scream "WHY GOD WHY!?!?!?!" Then a member of the Chinese secret police arrests you because there is no God in China because they are communist. You spend the next 5 years in prison thinking of your love and die from typhus. What do you guys think?

>>798738

Do you have the followup posts too?

>>798702
Censored Version they will release in China:

You are a Patriotic Communist high school student that plans to enlist in the PLA after graduation. The earthquake happens because Taiwan threatens to declare independence. You walk over to Taiwan and beat up their newly elected president, Ma Ying Jeow, and force Taiwan to join our communist brethren. Aftershocks shake China and you find out it happened because Japan denied the Rape of Nanking. You go over to Tokyo and conquer it with the sheer force that is Socialism with Chinese Characteristics. The crisis is over as no more earthquakes happen. The bad end in this game is that the earthquakes are resolved through capitalism.

>>798723

>>798756
Oh god, i lol'd.

>>798756
That makes me lol...because sadly if it was censored it would probably be along those lines

GO BACK TO /ch/ink

>>798574
NAME HER HONG MEIRIN YOU FAGGOT