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Why have you not enjoyed a mind blowing orgasm yet, /jp/? You can dress up as a little girl, slowly insert the massager and feel the waves of pleasure as you slowly stimulate your penis and prostate.

>> No.8087514

I've always wished that I could ejaculate without having an orgasm. Semen is just fun to play with. The smell, the taste, the feeling and warmth of it all interest me very much, however, there are times when I don't feel like masturbating just to get some semen.

>> No.8087520

>>8087514
You could always freeze it.

>> No.8087523

>>8087505

Oooh.... just looking at that curve makes my poor infected prostate hurt.

Fucking over did it.

>> No.8087524

>>8087520
I don't think the texture would be the same. I've noticed that my semen becomes much more watery after it's been sitting for a while. It might be thicker than water on the grand scale, but it's nowhere as thick as it is when it's just ejaculated.

>> No.8087528

>>8087524
From the stories posted before it seems freezing it gives good results. Would not hurt to try.

>> No.8087531

>>8087514
Just sneeze. Snot is the same stuff that semen is.

>> No.8087536

If you use masturbation devices, you can't become a Wizard.

>> No.8087547
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>>8087536
You lie.

>> No.8087558

>>8087531
It doesn't taste or smell the same, and snot isn't as thick.

>> No.8087575

>>8087558
>snot
>taste
Sicko.

>> No.8087571

>>8087523
what are you doing with an infected prostate? are you like 60 or something?

>> No.8087572

>>8087514
The trick is to stop right before you have orgasm. You'll ejaculate, but it's not enough to have orgasm, and you can still hav erection afterwards.

>> No.8087597

>>8087571

Got another 30 or so years before I hit 60....
If I had to guess, it was caused by too many years of bad fapping habits and over-stimulation... It may also be bad reactions to anti-depressants.

>> No.8087605

anyone ever have a retrograde ejaculation. I think that happened to me once while I was on drugs. Feels weird to cum into your bladder.

>> No.8087631

>>8087605
Once when I took some pills (either Tylenol or Claritin) I couldn't have a full ejaculation. It was bizzare. I'd get to the point of no return, and a liquid would slowly come out (wasn't white or thick like semen, was greyish), and I would start to get soft, but no orgasm.

>> No.8087726

>>8087597
>bad fapping habits and over-stimulation
Explain futher

>> No.8087733

>>8087605
It doesn't feel much different to me, but I found the cloudy urine unnerving.

>> No.8087736

I prefer when /jp/ want to be the little girl or a wizard.
It's not usual for me to see a thread (derailled) about cum.

>> No.8087760

>>8087505
Bought enemagra thingy recently.
But I dont feel anything, OP, at all. Well besides something in your rectum.
Really a disappointment.

>> No.8087765

>>8087760
do you have a loose and gaping asshole like that of a town whore?

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>>8087765
no, I didnt use anything else in there before. I even followed the instructions!

>> No.8087833

>>8087780
Use something bigger, and vibrating.

>> No.8087836

>>8087760
Some people are just not meant to be bottoms. That or you are doing it wrong.

>> No.8087899

I've tried two different ones with disappointing results each time. Really wish I could cum hands free. Oh well. The one in OPs picture was the worse of the two. Did absolutely nothing for me.

>> No.8087907

The OP encourages us to take his own route

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8087909

Walked into a sex shop a few days ago and saw one of these. You guys had discussed how awesome they could be, so I thought I would check it out. Then I saw the $60 price tag. Sixty fucking dollars for a piece of plastic?! It's smaller than much more complex masturbation aids I've purchased it only 1/100th of the functionality! Maybe next paycheck.....

>> No.8087912

>>8087909
>Sixty fucking dollars for a piece of plastic?!
yeah, just like those figures.

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