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# The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump.
# The first Ford cars had Dodge engines.
# The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.
# The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver."
# The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
# The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.
# The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.
# The housefly hums in the middle octave, key of F.
# The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.
# The katydid bug hears through holes in its hind legs.
# The "L.L." in L.L. Bean stands for Leon Leonwood.
# The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
# The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
# The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. The only other word with the same amount of letters is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses, its plural.
# The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
# The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
# The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year. Do the math and you will clearly see that 85 million years ago it was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth's surface. This would explain the death of the dinosours; the tallest ones, anyway.
# The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
# The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."
# The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.

>> No.8189273
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># The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump.

Kick him in the balls

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># The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year. Do the math and you will clearly see that 85 million years ago it was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth's surface. This would explain the death of the dinosours; the tallest ones, anyway.

>> No.8189270
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>85 million years ago it was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth's surface
H**y fuck

>> No.8189279

>>8189270
>>8189271
>>8189273
Who are you quoting?

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> The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.

My Rabbi, Labrador, said it's kosher.

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>>8189279
You're mother.

>> No.8189287

>>8189279
Could you be any more autist than this?
It's obviously you ,retard.

>> No.8189290

># The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump.
Turtles can't jump. Please research before you post.

>> No.8189296

>>8189290
How does turtle know what mammals is?

check/mate

>> No.8189309

>The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year. Do the math and you will clearly see that 85 million years ago it was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth's surface. This would explain the death of the dinosours; the tallest ones, anyway.

Bullshit

>> No.8189343

># The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year. Do the math and you will clearly see that 85 million years ago it was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth's surface. This would explain the death of the dinosours; the tallest ones, anyway.
Eh?

>> No.8189348

>>8189309
>>8189290
>>8189285
>>8189273
>>8189271
>>8189270

no shit you autistic retards. these are all inaccurate. good work on giving op the attention he so craves.

biliions of cocks up all your asses

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>>8189348
Yeah well I bet you can't prove OP wrong

Check @ mate

>> No.8189358

It is a fact that the Moon is getting further and further away from the Earth and that hundreds of millions of years ago it took up a significant part of the sky.
OP still can't into metric/imperial conversion though.

>> No.8189378

>The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year. Do the math and you will clearly see that 85 million years ago it was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth's surface. This would explain the death of the dinosours; the tallest ones, anyway.

Ragelol'd. Replace "85 million years" with "6000 years" and you have what might eventually become a young-earth creationist theory.

>> No.8189403

># The housefly hums in the middle octave, key of F.

But notes and keys are man made measurements.

>> No.8189459

>>8189403
>But notes and keys are man-made measurements

Perhaps, but they're not arbitrary. The difference of the frequency between octaves is always a factor of 2: Middle A is 220 Hz and the A above that is 440.

Chromatic half-steps are always a factor of 2^(1/12) apart.

While the chromatic scale is man-made, it doesn't mean there's neither rhyme nor reason to it.

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>>8189459
Duh.

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