/jp/ - Otaku Culture

SATEN-SAN

AYA SHAMEIMARU!

EAZY E

t-this reaction

my autism counter is off the chart

VERSUS!

HATATE HIMEKAIDOU!

In before no PC-98s.

No, I don't approve of this, and I want the OP out of /jp/.

BEGIN!

>>8246806
You're so old school. I bet you've been playing Touhou since 1993. Those "primaries" have nothing on a zerorary like you!

Yo. You don't have a chance, and little more than a clue.
I'm The Ace Reporter and the Top Tengu,

I don't need to win this battle to know I'm better than you.
You're a school girl with a cell phone, I write for the Bunbunmaru.

I'm your fucking superior, so you best get down on one knee,
Then go crawling back home, with your fake ass Spirit Photography

My lyrics are like my winds, they come hard and they come fast.
You got no hope, kiddo, you're simply out-classed.

You're such a fucking shut in, you make Kaguya look outgoing,
You're an unwashed little NEET, with fucking stupid ass clothing.

You can't even dress yourself, what is that? Plaid? Eew.
I control all the winds, but I don't blow as much as you do.

You better watch your tongue, you little tengu snob!
You're one to talk about blowing, isn't that your other job?

You can create tornadoes, but that's just more proof that you suck.
So come down off your high horse, you bitchy arrogant fuck.

You're a slut, a whore and terrible liar!
It's better if you stop writing articles and just retire!

Yeah you like to talk shit, but I accept your apology,
Because you're way to stupid to understand this technology.

Gonna use my phone to update my blog,
about how you're all hormonal for some stupid little dog!

Now come on, complaining about the way I dress?
You're copying ZUN! But you look like a friggin' mess!

>>8246818

OOOOOOHHHHHHHH

My lord, it's even anti-canonical. Did you really just imply that Hatate isn't Tengu?

Your rhymes are a joke, and your style's all sloppy.
I would have expected more from a carbon copy.

I'm a copy of zUN? Well you're a copy of me!
So anything you throw out just comes right back, you see.

Yeah yeah yeah. I'm a slut. I'm a whore.
I've heard all your lines a million times before.

You're a shitty writer, an ugly bird, just an outright fail.
Maybe next time you'll think twice, before you step to the gale.

You can't rap against a writer of my caliber, why even bother trying?
My lyrics will spin your head and then send you home crying!

You're a frumpy little tengu, who can't write for the course,
Call me Hurricane Aya, cause I just won with gale force.

i sincerely love and admire you

What's the matter Aya? Did I hit a nerve?
That's not even the half of what you deserve!

Hurricane Aya? You're little more than a gust,
Your lines can be described in one little word: BUST!

Much like everything else you do, your newspaper's always so boring!
Every time I try reading it I just end up snoring.

You say that you're a writer, but your rhymes are all droll,
Maybe if you spent more time on your lyrics, instead of at the glory hole!

Go ahead, you attention whore, just kneel down and cry.
Because no one would remember you if you died.

I may be a shitty writer, but you just make me sick.
I'm not the one appearing in games just for sucking ZUN's dick!

Well, I guess I'll never use /jp/ again.

WHO WON!?

>>8246847

Aya

WHO'S NEXT!?

YOU DECIDE!

>>8246854
Flan an Remi

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYOOOOOOOOO!

who has already been done?

pretty good shit

>>8246860
Yukari VS Yuyuko
Utsuho VS Kanako
Remilia VS Satori
Wriggle VS Tokiko
Cirno VS Tewi
Yuuka VS Komachi

>>8246870
do MEDICINE MELANCHOLY vs PATCHOULI KNOWLEDGE

Koishi versus Flandre
Clash of the little sisters

>>8246879

I second this.

Don't leave us op

Satori vs Komeiji

>>8246845
Stop being a party pooper.

That shit was hot as fuck, fresh off the grill. Warmly waiting for more~

>>8246800
>>8246806
I love how it's always the namefags that have problems and think anyone cares about their opinion, while the rest of Anon just sits back and enjoys it.

>>8246879
>>8246883
Two votes for Flandre vs Satori already. /jp/ loves the little sisters

>>8246892

Flandre vs Koishi, bro. Not Satori.

>>8246899
Well, koishi is a satori.

>Who's next
Every thread until you do it.

And now you have no excuse after doing something as obvious as Aya/Hatate

>>8246892
>I love how it's always the namefags that have problems and think anyone cares about their opinion, while the rest of Anon just sits back and enjoys it.

It's funny how /jp/ is overrun by illegal immigrants and new secure tripcode tripfriends.

No, wait, it's not.

Hatate won, hands down

>>8246891
sadly I usually do one battle per thread. don't want to overkill the battles, because too much gets boring and tedious to read.

But I do get my ideas for future battles from all the suggestions. Usually the most popular idea gets the next battle. Battles are usually posted friday and saturday evenings. This thread is actually pretty early as opposed to my usual times.

Oh god I love these threads. Fuck the haters.

I know there's at least one black person who visits /jp/. You should do a Vocaroo of these, black person.

What battles have been done so far?

Do Koishi vs Flandre next time, the two craziest bitches of Gensokyo clash!

>>8246919

It would probably sound shitty without a rhythm.

>>8246926

Read the thread

>>8246926
Ah never mind.

Simple read up solved that

>>8246906
1. I hate you.
2. Never.

ADDENDUM: since I do what /jp/ wants the most, that's the only way that's gonna happen is if that matchup gets the most votes.

>>8246919
>I know there's at least one black person who visits /jp/. You should do a Vocaroo of these, black person.
You're pushing it.

Flandre NEEDS this win for the SDM

Satori raped Remi sideways last battle.

>>8246919
Alas, there are no male touhous.
I would do videos/mixes but I don't know any girls who would do voices... or at least, do them well. So I settle for writing lyrics and sharing with /jp/

>>8246931
>since I do what /jp/ wants the most

Then why haven't you killed yourself?

Also: shame on you, /jp/ autist. It's one thing to post shitty anime screencaps and shit/piss/diaper threads, but to discuss rap? You might as well just walk into the hood and have gay sex with every negro you can find.

>>8246955
because then there would be no one to piss off the haters.

>>8246949
I don't know about doing them well but my sister and I could attempt to do some voices.

>>8246955
I'm going to poop in your butt.

this thrread is ridiculous

>>8247008

They are commonly depicted as such.

>>8246932
Fuck you, neither of them is crazy

>>8246973
e-mail me some voice clips, and I'll see if something can't be worked out.

I've always wanted to try making videos of some of them, and if I can find voice actors, I'd be that much closer.

Tengu style, tengu style, yo, huh, huh
Yo Kai Clan ain't nothin' ta fuck wit
Yo Kai Clan ain't nothin' ta fuck wit
Yo Kai Clan ain't nothin' ta fuck wit

There's no place to hide once I step inside the moon
Dr. Erin, prepare for the boom
Bam, aw, man I slam
Jam, now punch like Unzan

I be dodgin', and grazin', my score is amazin'
I'm tossin' more glowin bullets than fuckin' Reisen
And the Result said, ya dead
Tengu's Fall Wind chops off your fuckin' head

Suwa who was that? Aiyyo, the Yokaiz back
Makin' humans go *pichun* like on Mayohiga
Me fear no-one, oh no, here come
The Yokai shogun, killer to the hitbox

I puts the bullet to the boss, I gets rude and I'm forced to bomb it up
My style carries like a Rocket God
Across the clear blue sky, seek the Lunar Sea
I slam gaps like Devil hacks from Makai

Now why try and test, the Yakumo Empress?
Blessed since the birth, I spellcard your best
'Cause I take the sake, then drink the sake
And party, too, with my crew while we head Moon to Earth

And if you want flan, then bring the ruckus
Yo Kai Clan ain't nuttin' ta fuck with
Straight from the motherfucking shrine that's busted
Yo Kai Clan ain't nuttin' ta fuck with

>>8247015
Ya and I fucking hate that. Is there no part of fanon you hate guts?

>>8247042
Touhou fanon IS canon.

>>8247113
Not the Black Tewi shit again. "Touhou fanon is canon" is fanon.

Danmaku Rules Everything Around Me

D.R.E.A.M.
Dodge the granny
spellcard spellcard bomb y'all

>>8247115
Black Tewi shit?

>>8247115
That's not really what Black Tewi mean but sure

>>8247126
see my name is the Ol' DB
and i'll beat yo azzz

Nazrin versus Tenshi. They aren't related in any particular manner, but seeing them have a rap off would just tickle me pink. You must make it so.

>>8247256
Ya some extraordinary pairings after Koishi and Flandre would be cool. How about Shikieiku versus Nitori?
Or Shsnghai versus Hourai which would be just Alice talking to herself basicly

>>8247266
>Shanghai versus Hourai which would be just Alice talking to herself basically
I love this.

>>8247266
>Shanghai versus Hourai which would be just Alice talking to herself basically

YES

Mima vs Shinki

>>8247785
Mima vs Marisa

>>8247788
second

>>8248473

>>8247575
I really want KaguyaxMokou but Alice and hand puppets sounds so much more hilarious.