/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Now you join us and suck a cock at a glory hole, dude :3

FALL INTO THE PIT OF HELL AND DIE

Welcome OP ^___^

Choose a toehoe to fuck.

Pic related, it's Yoemoe, she's mine and you can't have her so choose a different one.

At this point you buy a dress and start sucking cocks to pay the rent.
Also be sure to never miss a /jp/ meetup

Nyaaaan~

>>8253994
If you're being serious, stop posting shitty 3DPD.
Stop posting at all.
Lurk.
Learn.

>>8254008

how about I FUCK them all?

Kill yourself. Seriously.

>>8254015

careful, newcomer. i got banned for posting 3DPD porn one time

to answer your question: watch anime and download more ero games

I wish I was a girl so that I could rub my pussy against another girl's tits.

and thus begins the downward spiral.

>>8254029
That is too lewd~

I want to be a pure maiden with flowing golden hair. I would bring joy to your heart with my purity and love~

>that feel when Arisufi-Zu Fateburn is your babby's first waifu

feels good man

>>8254036
And then you would get your pussy completely filled with semen every night the moment you began doing said things, whether you wanted it or not.

>>8254045

>that feel when ur a faggot

>>8254052
You're not invited to be my friend anymore if that is how you feel!!

http://videos.toypics.net/view/514/chancebulged,-2/

>>8254050
>that feel when 4chan makes you genuinely mad

SPOILER THAT SHIT OP

>>8254063
Who are you quoting?

what is the deal with touhou anyway? danmaku don't even look fun, it's pretty much like playing a really hard version of space invaders, seems pretty gay man, I mean, unless there really is some kind of story and witch girls on there are kind of like how in monster quest the combat isn't really that great but it's just one facet of the game?

to touhou, or not to touhou, that is the question

implying I'm going to pay for that shit though

whats the sauce on that gif?

>>8254076
moot has acknowledged greentext outside of quoting, so it's canon now

deal with it

>>8254077
The games are just a very, very small part of Touhou.

You don't have to pay for the games either, just pirate them.

>>8254083

moot is a gaylord

>>8254086

moot is a FUCKING asshole

>>8254084
where would you recommend starting with touhou then?

>>8254086
you are a gaylord

>>8254077
Danmaku is more fun than you'd think, especially with cute girls and great music.

>>8254091

suck my cock dude

>>8254083
That's a pretty cool story bro but I've got an even better one right here

*grabs dick*

>>8254083
As backwards as it may sound, moot is one of the people who knows the least about image board culture.

>>8254093
well then what danmaku should I play?

>>8254107
I suggest a series called "Touhou".

>>8254107
Touhou.

Start with games 6-8 (in no particular order)
Just play around with them until you start to get a feel for the gameplay and characters, and enjoy the nice music.

>>8254112
man fuck your shit

you know what I mean

>>8254107

DoDonPachi Dai Ou Jou

its real easy for beginners. Stay away from Touhou, there too hard.

I'm here too OP.
Didn't read the rest tho.

>>8254124
（　≖‿≖）

IDK man watch Star Wars, Jedi were based on samurai.

never change /jp/
never change

>>8254140
no

Is this monster girl game actually any good, or is it just fetish shit? Also is there gameplay?

>>8254147
Why not? Star Wars is better than any visual novel and Touhou.

Post them little girls of /jp/! :3

>>8254157
Your pass-time is stalking auto-tune whores, you have nearly nothing to say about taste or what is better than anything else.

>>8254149
OP here, don't have much to compare it to but basically it's

>monster girls across the land survive on semen
>it is against god's will for humans to fuck monsters so you must fight them off
>they try to reduce your HP with attacks like fish blow job and fluffy fairy pussy
>if your HP goes to 0, there's a rape cutscene where they make you cum 5 times minimum and absorb your semen
>then the screen fades to black and a small epilogue about your fate, usually you are the monster's slave until you die or they just eat you

there is gameplay ie special attacks, guard, etc. like in a traditional turn-based rpg, but yeah, overall I'd say it's about the semen-obsessed monster girls

fapped several times today before noon. well, I was doing that the past week before I got this game, but that just
inflamed it

it's pretty fun and I like the music

>>8254168

that sounds lewd as HELL

what happened to the good old fun for all the family games they used to make?

>>8254165

^
Delusional weeaboo scum.

Holy shit I haven't reported shit this fast since the last time IB posted.

Hella reported.

>>8254184
The irony

Check out Bambi and her Pink Gun, it's a good manga.

>>8254186
I really don't get it, you guys sage and report threads all the time like you don't even want to have discussion

I don't get how this thread is that bad compared to a lot of stuff on the front page, I am genuinely interested in this stuff and figured I'd make a thread here

Read dorohedoro, it's better than anything ever posted on jp.

>>8254204

I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

>>8254204
Everyone here sucks, man! I limit myself to just a few visual novels a year so I don't turn into one of these whiny sperglords!

>>8254209
I never thought sage was an insult, I just don't get why people are saging threads so much as if there's just SO MUCH MORE superior content happening on this website at all times

>>8254217
>gutsack

hate this guy already

OP read this
>>8253997

after that read this
>>8254099

and the last thing you should remember
>>8254102

>>8254223
Did you actually read the pasta you're replying to?

Kind anon, can you post the 4gif link to that gif? Or any other site's.

>>8254228
He's an idolfag, normally they're polite enough to stay in their own thread but a few jokes get every now and then

>>8254240
heh

>>8254233
I figured it was copypasta but I thought maybe the guy was posting it with genuine intention

if trolled, oh well

>>8254235
don't know the sauce, /gif/ doesn't either, and that's where I got it

>>8254223
Seriously just lurk more and stop posting. Do it for even a week and you'll start to get a decent understanding of how things (don't) work around here.

>>8254254
If you're genuinely interested, just lurk. You really should know no board on 4chan appreciates people who have no idea what the board is like making new threads on their first day. You're not going to get any help with a thread like this, so it'd be better if you just deleted it so it doesn't force other possibly better threads off page 15.

>>8254271
Alternatively you could just go ask /a/. I hear they love discussing entry level VNs with people who don't lurk.

>>8254270
>>8254271
>implying I give a fuck about this board

lol get a hold yourselves, I asked about jap culture, not you faggots

I'm just looking for VN suggestions/good ways to get started, once I get on my feet I'm never looking back at this terrible place, so there's no reason for me to lurk more

frig off with that hipster potato

>>8254283
Then have fun in /a/, I'm sure they'll love spoonfeeding you.

>>8254300
I was just kidding please forgive me

>>8254283
I was going to help you until I read this post.

that's some hot bondage shit
whats the source OP?

>>8254292

>>8254283

>Biting the hand that feeds you

Look at this stupid faggot, /jp/. He asks for help and calls us faggots!

Why don't you stop being a cock, OP?

>>8254312
see
>>8254312

and helpa maya

>>8254283
>/jp/
>Japanese culture

Pick one.

>>8254308
I don't know how long you've been on the internet, but you ought to know that jokes are difficult to work with in text.

What are some femdom humiliation games kind of like monster musume? Only with more humiliation like Kimi no Chinchin Shamerasete, where girls go around taking pictures of guys' dicks and laughing at them (It's not translated, sadly...)

>>8254318
Fuck you i love cocks, you get out of /jp/

>>8254318
>>8254326

Who are you quoting?

>>8254333

We all love cocks. Just not when people are being cocks.

>>8254342
Speak for yourself

>>8254338
I'm plagiarizing and making up information and not referencing them.

>>8254343

I'm not being a cock

>a game where girls go around taking pictures of guys' dicks and laughing at them

>>8254356

who are you quoting?

>>8254362
>who are you quoting?

>>8254372

Why did you quote me?

suck my cock dude

>>8254383
>Why did you quote me?

I'm gonna be that guy who asks for sauce
Sauce OP?

>>8254392

frig off

>>8254402
>frig off

>>8254383
>implying it would fit past my lips

-"I Have A Dream", Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. on August 28, 1963

>>8254398
...
>>8254254

>>8254409
>>8254412

So just to be clear, nsfw images don't get banned on /jp/? I mean, I know nobody works or goes outside on /jp/ and we talk about porn games all day ... but just asking to be sure

not sure

>>8254441
They're still against the rules, so if you catch the janitor on his period you might get banned.

>>8254441
>4chan
>safe for work

-"Smooth Criminal" Michael Jackson

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?♫
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,♫
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.♫

>>8254454

Well, it looks like someone did come through recently since the last 3 pages got deleted ...

>>8254497
Why are you such a fag? I want you to suck my cock, dude.

OP suck my cock dude.
Go away with your 3DPD, I hope people like you won't get the chance to see Gensokyo.