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I must atone for my sins.

I must find a wife and lay with her so I may sacrifice my first-born child.

Does /jp/ have any advice?

>> No.8435313

Ask around your local church, Chen. You'll find someone willing to appease the lord.

>> No.8435320

Why do something like that? It'd only run you a couple thousand souls at Oswald.

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>>8435300
As of the 33 AC, blood sacrifices are no longer required.

- The management.

>> No.8435350

There are other and more effective ways to atone for your sins, Chen.

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>>8435350
Tell me

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>>8435420
Stop being an asshole/shitposter.

Love, Jesus.

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