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hey /jp/. Lonely guy here and I know there are probably a lot of lonely people here, too, and probably a lot of you without work... so here's my offer: I will let one person stay at my house for two weeks. I will pay for airfare, your food, and anything else you might need. If the meeting goes well, you can live with me at no cost. However, there are some conditions: you must provide a photograph of yourself, with a timestamp; you must write a short essay (at least 250 words) of why you should live with me; and finally, you must let me talk with you on the phone to confirm that you're as serious about this as I am. Send me your phone number as I would not like to publicly disclose mine.

You can email me the above information to my email address <4chanotakuroommate@gmail.com>. You can also post it on the boards. I'm aware that there will be several trolls due to the nature of the boards, but I am very serious about this. It would be great to see this happen.

>> No.8773846
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what. the. hell.

>> No.8773845

1) Where do you live?
2) How sexual is this?

>> No.8773850

14/f/tx

I got fed up and decided to quit school and go live on my own, currently looking for a place to stay

>> No.8773851

>>8773845
1. I live in North America. I would prefer not to disclose specifics.
2. It will only be as sexual as you want it to be. I'm doing this to find a friend, not a boyfriend.

>> No.8773858

What are your interests >.>?

>> No.8773871
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>>8773850

I see through your lies, you are this guy.

>> No.8773887

This intrigues me because of how vague you are. Makes me feel like you want to take me on an adventure. Or rape me. Or BOTH.

What's your motive?
A British anon had the same idea a few weeks ago, but it seemed to basically be a combination of wanting a flatmate and having too much money.

>> No.8773889

This thread has bad vibes.

>> No.8773925

>>8773887
I'd just like someone to hang out with. Have fun again. I have some spare money and I know there's a lot of people here that don't.

>> No.8773935

1: Are you gay?
2: Are you looking for a female or male?

>> No.8773937
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8773937

Y-you're...not a b-bad man, are you mister..?

>> No.8773943

>>8773851
> It will only be as sexual as you want it to be
This is the worrisome part. How sexual do *you* want it to be?

>> No.8773952
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DESU

>> No.8773971

>>8773843
I would love something like this. I do find it quite hard to believe however and the only way I'd ever do this would be if I already had a significant amount of money myself so if it turns out to be false I won't be stranded somewhere without money to pay for somewhere to stay, or to return home.

>> No.8773975

>>8773935
1. I'm not gay. More asexual than anything.
2. Either one is fine.

>>8773943
I would be fine with it being totally free of sex, but if you really want to do stuff, I won't protest. Just don't rape me in my sleep or whatever. I don't think that I'm very attractive, though, if that's your motivation for doing this.

>>8773937
Fuck off, roleplayer scum.

>> No.8773978

>>8773937
That's very unfitting dialogue for the rather gleeful expression on her face.

>> No.8773985

Just a few weeks ago I planned in my head how I'd pick ten people to live with me in a mansion with a library, a small gym and a music room with lots of instruments in order to give you guys something to pass the time besides the computer for a whole year. In the end three of you would be working on a visual novel with an innovative, ground-breaking twist, another would write a pulitzer prize worthy novel, five others would form a doujin music group and the last one would follow his life-long dream of becoming a hitman. It was a great daydream.

>> No.8773993

wwwww

>> No.8773992

>>8773975
You're being backwards and submissive (which is cute but also annoying).

In an ideal world where you can have what you want, do you want sex or not? The second someone plays the "it depends what you want" card it feels like they're being dishonest and I'm going to feel obliged to want to fuck them and they'll go along with it and then everything is awkward, or they desperately want sex but don't want to come off as some sort of sex-wanting pig.

>> No.8774002

You're probably in some miserable religious shithole with an average temperature in the 150 range.

Without knowing otherwise there's no way you're going to catch anyone good. Without an area in mind, just saying the weather is nice won't cut it.

>> No.8774007

Add me on MSN: yranryan@hotmail.com

I don't want to post my picture or number on /jp/ because there's a lot of people obsessed with me on this board. We'll do it on MSN.

>> No.8774026

>>8774007
You live in England though.

>> No.8774019

LOL
>>>/v/134277793
>>>/a/63469256
>>>/r9k/1924887

>> No.8774030

>>8774019
Thanks OP, way to make us feel wanted.

At least we were your first (?) choice ( ._.)

>> No.8774029

>>8774019
Why would I put "otaku" in my address if I were to post it on other boards? /jp/ is the only board that I visit.

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>>8774019
my post gets removed b/caus janitor thinks will make thread better
made /jp/ look worse
thx janitor lol

>> No.8774035,1 [INTERNAL] 

meido...

>> No.8774035,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>8774035,1
Were you the OP, Tokiko?

>> No.8774035,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>8774035,2
Who else would it have been?

>> No.8774035,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>8774035,3
Squidy and his legion of shitposters.
You're small time.

>> No.8774035,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>8774035,3
Well is the offer serious?
I'd be interested. Maybe.
Aren't you like 16 though? :<

>> No.8774035,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>8774035,5
No, I'm not.

>> No.8774035,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>8774035,6
What about that picture you posted on world2ch?

Or was that your brother or something?

>> No.8774035,8 [INTERNAL] 

Okay I just read your blog.
http://namelessyoukai.tumblr.com/post/20164712321

I don't get it. So you said something people might want, and that makes it a troll? I could offer free money and people would respond. Does that mean I'm trolling?

>> No.8774035,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>8774035,8
If you got people to send you their bank account info, I suppose it would. I just considered it to be a win because some people actually sent me long heartfelt responses and photos of themselves

>> No.8774035,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>8774035,9
But that's what you asked for. If I made a website saying I was running a science fiction story competition or advertising an acting position, people would send me stories and résumés. Then if it turned out to be a lie, it wouldn't really have been a troll.
Would it?
Maybe I'm just autistic.

>> No.8774035,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>8774035,10
It doesn't seem like particularly good trolling if that's the intent. I'd assume the purpose would be to incite mass, angry posting - not invoke mild disappointment in the no doubt meager amount that are gullible and / or desperate enough to reply.

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