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8904319 No.8904319 [Reply] [Original]

Girl approaches /jp/ for sex.

>> No.8904331

Kick her in the tits.

>> No.8904332

/jp/ gives in whether he wants it or not because he's too beta to decide for himself.

>> No.8904333

Me on the right.

>> No.8904336

Madoka was better.

>> No.8904339

I want to approach a cute /jp/sie

>> No.8904337

>>8904319
3DPD. Nothing else to say.

>> No.8904370
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implying i wouldnt decimate asukas gootyhole and pussy and mouth

>> No.8904387
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8904387

>/jp/ wouldn't know how to react, or what to do at first.
>Girl would start getting closer, cuddling, motioning for clothes to be stripped off.
>Girl would be the "wheel-man", guiding most of the sexual duration.
>/jp/ will slowly get more comfortable, and lose his insecurity.
>/jp/ comes out a man, shedding his childhood, and finally feeling loved by a member of the opposite sex.

At least, that's how I'd envision it personally.

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>> No.8904391

>>8904387
Stop it. You aren't welcome here. Go back to /r9k/.

>> No.8904393

>>8904370
zeitgeist asuka

>> No.8904394

>>8904391
Back off faggot.

>> No.8904401

>Girl
Gross!

>> No.8904402

>>8904387
>>8904387
That's scary.
I don't want to lose my childishness

>> No.8904405

>>8904391

Never posted or lurked the /r9k board. Only other board I post seriously in is /k/.

I like it here in /jp/, even if most of you are a bit ignorant.

>> No.8904404

>>8904393
delicious

>> No.8904429

3DPD

>> No.8904438

>>8904405
No, you are ignorant of what "ignorant" means. You are why dictionaries now list "(slang) ill-mannered" as a definition for ignorant. Get the fuck out of my English language--semantic change should not bow to peons like you.

>> No.8904439

>>8904429

You need to settle on the fact that both are disgusting and it's just your raging hormones that want the pussy, whether it's 2D or 3D.

>> No.8904444

I'm not able to envision a situation in which this would occur.

>> No.8904449

>>8904439
This is true. I hate girls, and love men, and yet I really want to fuck vaginas.

>> No.8904455

>>8904438

Not once have I shown any form of hostility or negative temperament. I merely made a post to which you reacted and shouted for me to go back to a board that which I've never resided in, and I made clear of that.

-_-

>> No.8904464

>>8904449

We all hate women; we just want to satisfy that urge to fuck. ^_^

>> No.8904471

>>8904455
> -_-
stop that

>> No.8904478

>>8904471

Stop what? o_o"

>> No.8904474

>>8904394
Make me, outsider.

>> No.8904486

>>8904439
You are gross, 3D girls are gross, 2D girls are gross. Everything is gross. 2D girls simply look more attractive and become a convenient truth. I don't know how to explain it well, but I love the look of 2D girls and I hate that I do. Sometimes I wish anime had never made it over here, or become so popular, sometimes I wish I had never been born, and sometimes I curse this world, I've become an outsider among the norm and not in an innovative way, but in an introverted way. I cast out the people in my life while I push myself farther and farther away from everything, leaving me here loathing myself and longing for saving either by escaping from my feelings or becoming so engulfed in fantasy that I fabricate delusions to make my life happier. This is hell, true hell.

>> No.8904495

>>8904486
> 2D girls are gross
Fug you

>> No.8904499

>>8904387
>/jp/ wouldn't know how to react, or what to do at first.
>Girl would start getting closer, cuddling, motioning for clothes to be stripped off.
>Girl would be the "wheel-man", guiding most of the sexual duration.
>/jp/ fails to get an erection or suffers ejaculation problems
>/jp/ gets even more uncomfortable about whole thing and females
>it ends in a disaster
>/jp/ gets more traumatized.

>> No.8904500

>>8904444
Exactly. You might as well ask "you have just killed a cop with an axe in broad daylight, what do you do first?". It's simply not worth considering.

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>>8904486
I feel you dude ;_;

>> No.8904519
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>>8904486

I know exactly what you mean friend, there's nothing wrong with having an affinity for something that isn't real. At least you are capable of compassion, which shows that you are still human. I know that I can feel like that at times as well, longing for an end to life, trying to find a reason to live, but I just look back on that and focus on something productive. Whether it be a hobby, or my job, just anything to keep my mind off the inevitable fact that I am worthless, and unwanted.

Do whatever makes you happiest man, it's the only thing that will keep you going in this hostile world. Keep strong, don't let your emotions get too overwhelming, but don't phase them out completely.

>literal mfw

>> No.8904527

I think it is kind obvious none of us cares about 3D sluts.

>> No.8904542
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8904542

The solution to misogynist people exists.

Never will you bow down to those disgusting sluts. Never will you take shit from other people because of how you look or act. Never will you have the urge to attempt going to Gensokyo.

Tulpae is the key to the barrier that separates 2D and 3D.

>> No.8904545

>>8904319
Nobody cares about 3DPD here. Fuck off.

>> No.8904555

The level of discourse in this thread makes me want to cry. /jp/ truly is no better than /a/ these days.

Well, I'm done. I'm leaving. It was fun while it lasted. See you in the funny papers.

>> No.8904557

I'd much rather have Misato but Asuka is certainly acceptable.

>> No.8904560

>>8904557
Shinji is clearly the most fuckable.

>> No.8904566

>>8904542
This isn't even possible just a bunch of made up stories.

>> No.8904570

>>8904560
He's a guy, so you're wrong.

>> No.8904577

>>8904560
Those doujin where he's a girl, and the other girls make fun of him for being shy and fuck him with their dicks are great.

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>>8904542

Researching more of this Tulpa concept, thanks for sharing.

>In as much as the mind creates the world of appearances, it can create any particular object desired. The process consists of giving palpable being to a visualization, in very much the same manner as an architect gives concrete expression in three dimensions to his abstract concepts after first having given them expression in the two-dimensions of his blue-print.
- Wikipedia

While it isn't the solution to my problems necessarily, as i don't have too much of an undying fetish for 2D girls, it would be insightful to anyone who wants to bridge the gap between the realm of reality and fantasy.

My problem lies with myself, a problem that I'm unsure why I have, nor do I want to try to understand, which is why I try to nudge it off and continue on my merry way.

Living life blissfully ignorant of my own problems.

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>>8904570
>He's a guy

>> No.8904590

>>8904387
lust is not love, cretin.

>> No.8904591

>>8904577
I demand source.

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>>8904555

There's nothing wrong with a splash of healthy talk among fellow men who share the same interests.

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>>8904591
lurk moar

>> No.8904602

>>8904387
Time spent in /jp/: 2 minutes, 46 seconds.
Age: below 19

>> No.8904609
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>>8904590

It's the cloest thing to it if you've never experienced any other form of love.

>> No.8904607

>Kurisu
You forgot to mention that you're from /a/.

>> No.8904621

>>8904609
Thats stupid. Ive never been in a relationship with a 3d girl where Ive loved them, yet ive always been able to recognize a filthy slut when one has approached me. Not only would that not make it better if it were true, it simply doesnt work.

>> No.8904628

>>8904602

I am a newfag to /jp/, I will admit, but I've lurked multiple times in the past, made a post or two, but never under this pseudonym.

>>8904607

I've lurked /a/, but never posted. If you're mistaking me for another Kurisu, then I am not who you perceive me to be.

>> No.8904637

>>8904609
Waifu, tulpa, romantic VNs, romantic movies, romantic roleplay, close friendship, parents/family, romantic regular novels, extreme admiration and affection, possibly, for any friend person acquaintance etc. someone may have met.
Lots of other options than actually finding a 3d girl who you fall in love with. Anyone whos indulged in any of this and spent any amount of time thinking as opposed to being a mindless trog would be able to differentiate lust and love, unless this slut is devious as hell.

>> No.8904647

>>8904621

I'm talking physical love, where the other has shown an attraction to your body. if this is the only form of love that you've known, you will become infatuated and what to feel it again... and again... and again to fill that void of being constantly lonely thanks to either being a physically deformed freak or a mental shut away (both usually go hand-in-hand).

>> No.8904649

>>8904628
>I am a newfag to /jp/
That explains why you're namefagging.

>> No.8904662

>>8904647
*want (sorry for any other typos)

>>8904637

My previous post would also be directed towards yourself. Love from the opposite sex, who is not a member of your family who is obligated to love you, but chooses to love you, both physically and mentally. Genuine love.

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8904658

this thread gave me cancer

>> No.8904661

>>8904647
>Physical love
That's called "lust" you cretin, at least as you describe it(nothing wrong with indulging in it in a relationship of love, as I see). If you find that fulfilling, you disgust me. If that's the only love you've known, you disgust me more.

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>>8904628
You use /b/-level terms and have the nerve to lie about lurking? Go get a lymphoma and fuck off.

>> No.8904678

>>8904661

-__-

In the case that you've never felt affection or love from any other human being who is not obligated to love you, YES, sex in this situation would give you the delusion that you are loved, whether it be lustful or not, it's the delusion itself.

I've never experienced any intimate sexual contact with a member of the opposite sex, nor do I believe it is what defines true love. All I'm saying is that for someone who has never felt to touch or compassion of another one in such an intimate display, they will take such a lustful act as sex to be what "true love" is.

Y'know what I'm sayin'?

>> No.8904680

>>8904621
2D sluts are at least good looking, the 3D ones are utterly fucking disgusting.

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>> No.8904687

>>8904662
Nobody is obligated to love anyone. If a mother does not love her child, shes a bad mother, but she cannot help that. She can just do as she will to take care of them. Family is not obligated to love each other, they just generally do, in a certain way. I dont know how in gods name you "choose to love someone." A slut who thinks your sexually attractive so has sex with you is NOT. LOVE. It is LUST, a filthy and disgusting urge. Mental love can be expressed through physical love, as ill say, sex with one you love, or out of love. If she DOES love you, admire you, or something, and simply cant think of any other way to express it, well...Well, this depends what route /jp/ takes this playthrough, so to speak.

>> No.8904688

>>8904647
>I'm talking physical love, where the other has shown an attraction to your body.
>love
>body

God

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>>8904678
Nerd confirmed for dickhead, ignore him.

>> No.8904689

Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.

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>>8904649

The name field is there to be used, I took the liberty of filling it in. Sorry i don't want to assimilate into a crowd on anonymity.

>>8904664

No.


My trips to /jp/ are always exciting. ^_^

>> No.8904720

>>8904687

Never have I said LUST is LOVE.

In the situation where one has never known love, they would take a lustful action as love, since they have never felt any other form of affection.

I'm just playing out the scenario of how an unwanted, unloved, /jp/ goer would manifest this kind of situation in their mind after a situation such as this..

>> No.8904721

>>8904678
No, I dont. Unless she gets devious,
>YES, sex in this situation would give you the delusion that you are loved, whether it be lustful or not, it's the delusion itself.
No. Maybe for some, depending on their strength of mind, but that is NOT an assumption you can make.
>felt to touch or compassion of another one in such an intimate display, they will take such a lustful act as sex to be what "true love" is.
I refer you to: >>8904637 and >>8904687
and the idea of obligatory love is foolish and contradictory. THAT is called a masquerade.

>> No.8904727

>>8904720
Then you assume too little of the human mind, and of /jp/ in general.

>> No.8904736

>>8904721
There's nothing wrong with physical love, even if i'm just 13.

>> No.8904741

>>8904736
/jp/, please be subtle when impersonating namefield users!

>> No.8904744

>>8904721

For Christ's sake.

I do not advocate that lust is sex.

>No. Maybe for some, depending on their strength of mind, but that is NOT an assumption you can make.

FOR SOME. YES. This is the demographic that I was trying to point out. Those who would take sex as a form of true love, when in reality it is just lust.

Fuck /jp/, giving me a damn headache trying to explain myself. >_<

>> No.8904745

>>8904720
To be honest, males release endorphins when they ejaculate into a someone which makes their brain feel a bond to the person.

>> No.8904747

>>8904744
that demographic is not all of or even, as ive browsed, a vast majority of /jp/! Stop assuming things about the users aaaah!

>> No.8904749

>>8904741

Didn't expect someone would stoop down to the childish low of impersonating me.

That's my cue for leaving, good day /jp/, you made this morning a delightful experience.

>> No.8904752

>>8904745
Thats why sex can be used to express love, in relationships. Its also why casual sex aids to devalue such relationships, and love in general in favor of lust.

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8904757

Meanwhile, I take a look at the thread and

>everyone sage'ing

Truth hurts, I guess.

>> No.8904760

>>8904749
Disregard that, I suck dicks.

>> No.8904766

STOP IMPERSONATING ME >_< /jp/ is full of underage kids, i hate this place now.

>> No.8904774

>>8904757
Actually, there is a rather low level of sages in this thread

>> No.8904776

>>8904774
It's a troll, retard.

>> No.8904780

>>8904776
Fuck off.

>> No.8904781

What kind of stupid faggot would accept sex from a girl?

>> No.8904782

>>8904781
A GAY 1

LOL

>> No.8904783

Jokes on you, girls don't exist.

>> No.8904785

>>8904781
Your dad.

>> No.8904788

>>8904785
But my dad's a virgin.

>> No.8904790

How come we never get shitposters who try?
It'd be nice to get one or two who are actually believable rather than people like this guy who are known to do nothing but this stuff even on other boards.

>> No.8904791

>>8904774
>>8904766
>>8904760

Oh, this is just priceless.

/jp/ never ceases to amaze me. I just had to come back and check this jumbled mess of nonsense we've all created through our misconceptions.

You will see more of me in the future, bringing to the table some fresh, new insight to a board that's stagnated with immaturity. ^_^

>> No.8904792

>>8904781
ur dad lmbo

>> No.8904795

>>8904387
>>8904499
Who are you quoting?

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>>8904791
I am impressed how you managed to troll in a few minutes so many /v/ users.
I doubt very much someone from /jp/ would even replay in this thread or try to argue with you about it.

8/10

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>>8904791

>> No.8904823
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8904823

This is obviously a /v/ thread and everyone who replied to it (including me, now) should get perma-banned. Too bad our janitor is a underage middle-schooler and is doing his homework right now.

>> No.8904825

>>8904776
That doesn't change the fact that sage level here is unusually low.
I'm not even sure why when this seems like one of those threads no one would want to bump normally.

>> No.8904832

>>8904800

Thank you King. Even though I wasn't aiming to troll, but rather lead on a rant.

I should probably start posting with a trip code now to distinguish myself. To prove that I am the original Kurisu, I believe you posted in a thread I made yesterday about traveling to Japan.

Anyway, I shall depart. Have a good one, /jp/!

>> No.8904874

holy shit is Kirusu the only one posting in this thread? Please tell me you're going to leave soon, /jp/ is already shitty enough.

>> No.8904890

>>8904874
Bumping the thread is absolutely the best way to make him leave.

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