/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>910696
take it off easy?

>>910696
Yes, I plan to make a few summaries later.

-Raise them easy!!!
-Become good kids, okay!!?
-Z D O O O O O O B ! ! !
*RIP RIP*

"HA-HA. IT DIED EASY!"

Hooray!

it warms my soul

much better than jissouseki since they can actually emote

>>910755
and they're way cuter too!

Jissouseki had that perpetually fixed weird expression, so even if you tortured them you didn't derive much pleasure from it.

>>910788

my kind of torture

source website, pleaes?

http://thewaterducts.sakura.ne.jp/cgi-bin/up/upload.html

Here's one for now.
Remirya has been raised in the SDM, and has everything it could desire. However, one day it hears a weird word from a black-white magician that came to visit. "Friends? What's that?" It asks Sakuya for friends, and she says that the fairy maids could be its friends. "No!!! I want friends from outside!!!" "No, milady, going outside is dangerous! There are dangerous humans, hungry youkai and shinigami with unusually large breasts outside, I can't let you go!" Remirya throws a tantrum, and runs off that night to find friends. It comes upon a Yukkureimu family. They are, of course, horrified, but after seeing that the Remirya has no intention to harm them, the mother starts dancing with it, and soon they start humping. (During the humping, Remirya sinks its teeth into the mother, who struggles, but Remirya doesn't understand what it's doing.) After that, mother Reimu gives birth to some Reimus and Remiryas. The other young Reimus rejoice, as they have become oneechans now. However, the newborn Remiryas start eating the newborn Reimus. (What, you thought this was going to end well?) The mother can't move, since it just gave birth, so it can only watch and scream. However, after the last newborn is eaten and the Remiryas try to eat the others, it manages to stomp one to death, and *blow* the rest into a tree. It's exhausted now, but it thinks the mess is over. However, a yukkuri Flandre appears. It starts killing the children with danmaku and the Laevatein (a watered down version, I assume). The mother, again, can do nothing but scream. Flandre then approaches it, holding a baby Yukkureimu in its hands. The mother is momentarily relieved, but then Flandre crushes it and kills everyone except the Remirya who had been watching all along with a retarded smile on its face. It asks Flandre: "Friend?" It answers with danmaku. Remirya gets pissed, gives up on making friends, and flies back to the SDM with Flandre on its tail.

>>910806
... and that's why Anon shouldn't have any "friends" either.

>>910806
Come to think of it, Flandre did pull a Card Crusher on Yukkureimu, didn't it?

>>910715
Correction: "Grow up easy" instead of "Raise them easy".

I wonder what Yukkuris look like when they're sleeping peacefully.

>>910863
I bet it would be cute. Sleep is a wonderful thing.

>>910859
They tilt to the side a bit, smile like retards, drool, and occasionally blurt out a "yu...yu...".

>>910866
Speaking of sleep.
Yukkureimu is sleeping in the countryside, when a butterfly lands on it. It's ecstatic, since the butterfly looks like a ribbon.It lets it walk around on its head, although it tickles, and then sends it off. The next day, Yukkurisa comes over to take it easy together. However, Yukkureimu's head hurts. (lolwut?) Marisa goes out to get food for both of them. This condition continues for a long time, and Marisa ends up moving in with Reimu to nurse it. One day, it wakes up and sees Reimu in agony. It examines Reimu, and sees that it has a huge bump on its head. Marisa licks it to make it better. At first, Reimu was in agony, but in the end it exclaimed that ti was refreshed. That day, they played happily. The next morning, however, Reimu's back ripped open and a pair of butterfly wings sprouted from it. It also became smaller, and sprouted six legs. Marisa was overjoyed, and Reimu (who doesn't talk anymore) takes it for a short flight. It then leaves, ignoring Marisa's pleas to not leave her. Marisa is sad, but she's also happy that she got to see those beautiful wings. It then decides to go back to the nest it hadn't been to in a while.

>>910883
What? No horrible torture and mutilation? Nice.

Now that I think of it.. how about happy end yukkuri stories? I'd buy it.

>>910903
The one with the triple Reimu.

Also superfuck.

>>910913
No,.no. Something like Takako's slice of life stories.

>>910900
Well, Yukkureimu did lose her mind and body to the butterfly parasites. And Yukkurisa lost her lifetime friend.

No bullying, I like those things and want them to be happy. Bastards.

>>http://thewaterducts.sakura.ne.jp/cgi-bin/up/src/fuku0555.zip
Your own desktop Yukkureimu and Koyukkureimu.

>>910967
God. Her voice.

>>910989
lol microsoft suzuki

Here's one for the /d/eviants.
Anon comes home and finds a Remirya joyfully greeting him. He kicks it away and punches it in the gut. (I guess he's genre savvy.) He then gets an idea, and apologizes to it. It immediately switches to bossy mode. He takes it to the bathroom and puts its clothes in the washing machine. "Ecchi~" it says. He holds back his desire to crush it, and bathes it. His intention is to observe and study it, and he notes that it has many similarities to humans, includin genitals. He therefore begins an experiment to see how close to a human he can make it. He then leaves it naked in the living room, but it doesn't mind. He then comes up with an idea. The Remirya is hitting the floor, shouting for Sakuya to bring food. He shows it some pudding, but when it approaches, he stuffs a cabbage in its mouth. He then rips its wings off, cuts its jaw open, takes off some skin and begins scooping out the contents with a ladle. He then sews the skin to its chest (to make "breasts"). Then, he pushes its head down, covers the wounds with the skin from the neck, and changes its head to the same size as a human's. When all is over, it keeps whining that it wants pudding. He planned to throw the remaining meat and skin away, but it screamed and begged, so he fed them to it. After that, he begins to feed it only vegetables, since if it eats a yukkuri, it will go back to normal. Anon then contemplates raising it.

Does that story where Alice pounds Yukkurisa and theen tells her she'll make something tasty for her tomorrow have an actual end?

>>911041
Right, thanks for reminding me. Brace youselves if you haven't seen this before.

Note that I'm not sure if they're numbered correctly.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>911122
My feelings exactly.

i'm going to need a translation and a therapist

i r confuzzled

wtf is going on

I'll try to translate them afterwards.

I think this is the end.

I hope.

When I read this translated... I can die happily.

This whole "torturing and killing Yukkuris" thing is getting kind of old. Hell, Yukkuris in general are getting kind of old.

>>911078
1 - The reason Yukkurisa became like this
2 - was Alice's malice (pun not intended).
3 - In the beginning she was just a pet.
4 - Yu- Yu- (pat pat)
5 - Yu- Yaa- (squeeze squeeze)
6 - During the day, she'd let her out
-Yu! (boing)
7 - At noon, she'd feed her
8 - Alice was satisfied...
-until that day.

This blows my mind easy.

So, yukkurisa was so brutally tortured by Alice that it goes insane?

>>911132
>>911141
Looking pretty schizophrenic there, Alice.

die refreshed!

>>911079
1 - Yu-
-Yu-(boing, splat)
-Mukyu
2 - Not that!
-Yu? (boing)
-Oneechan will get angry!
-Kyu? (munch munch)
3 - Let's play here! (boing)
-Okay!
-Kyu
4 - Mukyuun!
-Yu-
-Yu!
7 - Yu-

>>911157
So, the epicness begun.

I'll edit 'em all after they're translated.

Holy fucking shit.

Mind = blown

Are you still on the path to being gurofiends, /jp/?

>>911217
They're not human so it's okay!

>>911217
>>911228
Indeed, so kill them easy!

>>911228
>>911232
If they WERE human, would it still bother you?

>>911239
Probably. Certainly, I wouldn't be able to fap to it out of sympathy.

3 and 4 have been translated, I'm skipping to 5.

1 - On that day, Yukkurisa's nightmare began.
-Gyu!
2 - The two playing pranks
(munch munch)
3 - Yukkurisa getting punished
4 - And when she said she wanted to go out-
-I wanna
-go home...
5 - Because of the wounds...
-Not yet.
-...she wouldn't let her out.
(Uuuui)
6 - Yukkurisa had only one wish.

HAHAHAH FUCK YES MORE BULLYING

THESE FUCKING HEADS THESE FUCKING HEADS

Alice deserves to die

No, Alice is awesome.

>>911092
1 - Yukkurisa really loved Alice.
2 - Her dexterous fingers,
3 - the seven-colored sparkling threads,
4 - Shanghai and Hourai who always played with her,
-Yu-Yu-
5 - Even Alice's confusing kind of skinship
-Hiyuyuyuyuyu
-She loved all of these.
(squeeze squeeze)
6 - Alice was loved.
-Alice knew that, and wanted to be satisfied with that.
7 - But
(squeeze)
8 - Alice couldn't suppress

fappan' thread

>>911157
>>911182

I waited for this.

I can now die without any regret.

F5ing at the speed of

>>911095
1 - She wanted Yukkurisa
2 - to understand
3 - her suffering.
4 - The unjust hatred
-Kyu
-Marisa~
-We came to see you!
5 - Why are you here...
-opposing her good will.
6 - Yu- (splat)
-Kyu (munch)
7 - Being ignored by the person she loves
-Oneeejyaan, zdooob iiiiiiiiiit!!!
-Dawwwwn't goooooaaawwww!!!

Could someone repost translated pages 3 and 4?

>>911184

>>911407
I'm working on it now.

Well,

>>911403
I can't quite tell what's happening. Is Alice having some kind of yandere hallucination over Marisa?

>>911078
thanks to you, now i REALLY hate Alice

It's Alice's fault the Yukkuris got these brutal murderous tendencies...

>>911294
>>911441
>>911444
It's not her fault that she's fucknuts batshit insane. So is every other touhoe, but they're generally harmless crazy.

>>911453
That reminds me we have yet to see a Yukkuri Yuka.

Need the rest of the Doujin translate please

and what's this one called?
if it even has a name

>>911254

>>911462
?

>>911098
1 - Yukkurisa was forced to see the same nightmare as Alice.
2 - Zday awaaaaaaaayyy!!! (tremble X4)
3 - NOOOOOOOOOOO
4 - The unending nightmare, the feelings she couldn't express
5 - Nobody understood.
6 - But they wouldn't leave her alone.
-Everybody came to hurt her.
7 - In her loneliness, Yukkurisa was furious for the first time since she left the nest.
8 - With her emotions getting clouded,
9 - and the ill will that Alice put inside her
10 - Marisa slowly...
-stopped being a yukkuri.

>>911482

>>911326

>>911482
>>911511
There's even a nico nico video with her.

>>911526
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/1213708318

>>911538
Oh god what

I-II-III-

>>911516
MORE

>>911538
roll it easy

>>911102
1 - Kyu
2 - lick
3 - Yu-! (shock)
4 - It's really tasty!!
-Thanks for showing us!!
5 - Okay!!
-Next, let's play slippery-slip here!!
6 - Yu-
-Kyu!
-Yu!
7 - It's a huge slide, isn't it?
-Right?
-It's really fun!
8 - Kyu~

>>911403

>>911106
1 - Kyu~ (roll roll)
2 - Bugyu!! (grab)
3 - Gyuuu-
-Gyuuu-
(gu gu)
4 - Gyubu!! (baash)
5 - Mugyu!! (bash)
-Gyuu!! (baash)
6 - Gyuuu!! (bang)
7 - Gyuu...
-uuu...
(wheeeeen)
8 - Hyu!? (shove)
9 - Mugyuuuuuuururururuaaaaaaaa!!

Yuka is the only yukkuri that I don't want to bully, she is the best guitarist in the fucking world.

>>911510
MY ANON HEART OF STEEL IS MELTING

FUCK.

Translate it easy, ze~!

>>911109
1 - Yuuuuuu!!
-It's cccooooolddd!!
(babababam x2)
2 - Nohoooooo!! (roll roll)
-I wahanna go hohoooome!!
(bababababam)
3 - Kahyu-
(up-roll, down-bam)
4 - Yuuu- (roll roll)
5 - Pyu? (up-fwomp, down, whap)
6 - Pahyu-!! (stab)
7 - fwish
8 - GUEAAAAAAA
(up-peeeeel, down=gagagagaga)

...so wait, did Marisa make this death contraption, or Alice?

>>911622
You are now listening to the Kara no Kyoukai OSTs. Manually.

Oh gourd what. Yukkuris should not be capable of leaving anon in DESPAIR. When did they gain such great and terrible power?

>>911111
1 - Gyu...
-Higyu...
2 - Yu~-
-Yu~
-Kyu (roll)
3 - Hyuuuu...
-Myu? (shwa)
4 - GYUUOOOOOO
-MIGYUUUUUUU
(ssssssh)
5 - I caaaaan't!
6 - BAAF
7 - Mwugyuuuuu-!
8 - Gyu-!

>>911744
I don't know, but it looks like the same contraption from the "Die refreshed"/"Take it easy in the next world" comic.

>>911661
It's... beautiful.

>>911113
1 - Yu-
-Yu
(gooo)
2 - Yugyu! (bang)
3 - yu
-yu
(slide)
4 - YUGUUUUU
-UGI-UGI-UGI-UGI
(slice slice)
5 - ZA-ZAVE ME-MARIZAAAAAA-!
-MWARIZAAAAAAA!!
(slice slice)
6 - MWARIZAAAAA

>>911121
2 - Marisa~, where are you~?
3 - I'm here~
4 - Waaah...
(Alice and Marisa's Party)
5 - Take it easy!
6 - Did you make...
-Yes!
7 - Delicious...
8 - Thank you, Marisa...
-I'm sorry for bul-

So am I just a sadist deep down if I love these heads getting tortured so damn much?

Like I seriously can't wipe this huge grin off my face reading these comics over and over

>>911839
no, you are a child.

>>911724
I thought of the School Rumble OP and I lol'd heartily.

GURU GU MAWARU
GURU GU MAWARU

>>911125
4 - Ah
7 - (bam)
8 - NOOOOOOO
-OOOOOOOO
(dash)
9 - trip
10 - baf
11-Uh...guh...
-weh...
12 - hah...
-hah...
13 - Alice...

>>911761
Getting a little uncomfortable editing here. lawl.

>>911809
Alright, fuck, I can't edit this. /d/ typesetters, take over.

>>911132
1 - Aren't you happy, Alice?
-I made it just for you...
-And those two nuisances are out of your hair...
(slip)
2 - N-
-No...
(tap)
3 - Hey, Alice.
-This is what you wished for, Alice.
4 - Look,
-Alice.
5 - It's just as you imagined,
-Alice.
-Hi-

>>911940
What font did you use?

>>911954
I popped a boner.

>>911959
Wild Words. It's on /rs/, if you need it.

>>911855

lol jealous much

I think I just preempted another Anon. Whoops.

.

>>911141
1 - What Alice created was a mirror.
2 - A mirror that reflected her own malice-
3 - She finally understood
4 - who was
-Oh?
-If you're looking for the thief, she's inside.
5 - truly
-Be a bit more honest, okay?
6 - the ugliest.
-Come on, Alice, let's go!
-Let's play twice as much this time!
7 - And thus, Alice's nightmare ended...
-leaving behind a single mirror.
8 - HYaUUuUUuuuU!

>>911954
I'll reserve this page to try to prevent any further mixups. My apologies to the other Anon editing this.

>>912166
Oh well. Less work for me then.

Taking this page now.

>>912182

>>912196
Anyway, it's 2 a.m. here and I'm kinda sleepy already. Feel free to edit everithing if you want.

>>911088
Sorry for skipping that. The 8th panel is "Her wounds would slowly heal," (she'd go outside etc.)

Last page. I'll be going back to pages 14-15 now. I'll make a rapidshit when I'm done.

Can somebody post the translated pages 3 and 4?

Translating and editing anons just made my day. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

my soul is pleased

My mind is shattered. I don't want to see another Yukkuri even again.

needs re-editing, obviously

>>912345
Mine's still in one piece... Until they do something terrible to Yuka yukkuri.

What can I say, I have schadenfreude

Don't take it easy!

>>912373
No one would do this.

Youmukkuri is the most bullied one in the flashs. Are there any fics with her?

>>912362
I REALLY HATE YOU ALICE

This is awesome.

>>912425
Summary guy here. In the ones I've read, she doesn't get much attention. She just appears to say "diiiiiiick!!!" a lot. I think, however, I found one in which it embarasses Youmu by saying that. I'll post a summary when I read it.

>>912435
Good night easy!

Take it easy in hell

First typesetting anon here. Looking back on the doujin work as a whole it is a nice story with some sort of lesson to be learned.

That being, goring Yukkuris to death is fun. PAGES 3+4 PLZTHX.

Let me get this straight. Alice is ronery, so she tortures Marisa out of jealousy. Then at the end, Marisa kills the real Reimu and Patchy?

Dear >>912483, >>912254 was a hallucination. That or they actually turn into decapitated heads.

>>912483
Yes, Alice is jealous and no, the real ones are part of what made Alice realize her mistake, after the whole event. Marisa doesn't kill anyone.

I'm finished with editing. I just need a title before I rapidshit it.

fantastic. I was getting pretty sick of this fad anyway.

Ok, apparently this kind of Yukkuri torture is popular in 2ch

can some explain this?

From what I know, apparently adult Yukkuris are held in a position so that when they give birth, the child yukkuri will fall down into a slope.

What don't know is why this is this so horrible. The picture doesn't tell much except for the adult Yukkuri screaming in terror for her newborn and the child looking confused

>>912489
Hmmm.
I'm not sure if it actually has a title, so how about something along the lines of "Yukkuri No More"?

>>912494

I don't get it either.

>>912504
Works for me. Uploading.

>>912494
>>912510
Well, all sorts of yukkuri torture are popular on 2chan, and this appears to be a quick, easy and effective way of extreme psychological torture. Someone came up with the idea, and they ran with it. I assume.

>>912494
>>912510

There's a Yukkuri juice maker at the bottom of the slope

It's great because the parent Yukkuri forced to watch

lolz

Ah, Sharebee makes mirroring so much easier.

http://rapidshare.com/files/125683771/Yukkuri_No_More.rar.html

http://www.badongo.com/file/10112198

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=QHD0GV0W

http://www.zshare.net/download/143614615339a7e7/

That should be it. I didn't find any big mistakes when I skimmed the pages except for the one untranslated kanji. Enjoy.

>>912542
God and I thought the comics were bad enough. I can't take it easy like this anymore.

>>912553
The only cure for that is to prevent the yukkuris from taking it easy. Come over to our side~

I prefer the OP kind of bullying

just the right amount of vile behavior without being too gross

How can you all possibly take it easy when there are yukkuri being tortured? That's like the opposite of taking it easy!

>>912545
This thread has been a success.

>>912483
>>912487
>>912490
Alice tortures Yukkurisa after seeing it playing with Reimu and Patchouli yukkuris, because it reminded her of the circle of friends she wanted to be a part of. She brutally tortured it because she couldn't control her inner psychosis. Yukkurisa kills and butchers the other two Yukkuris and makes them into food, thinking it will please Alice and make her nice again.

Alice, who's schizophrenia(Schizophrenia is by definition an inability to tell in-between real events and stories or imitations, this might help) has made her see the two yukkuris she saw playing outside as the real Patchouli and Reimu. Once Alice realizes that she's eating the two "people" she wanted to be friends with, she hallucinates that they're disembodied heads in a delirious panic.

Yukkurisa, who through brutal torture has been turned into a psychotic on a level above Alice, shows her Yukkupatchouli's and yukkureimu's disembodied headgear. Alice, realizing she's created a monster with her malice, starts to hallucinate and sees Yukkurisa as herself, her twisted creation. The final few pages mention Yukkurisa as a "mirror" of Alice. All of that bottled up pain within Yukkurisa has turned her into a monster.

Alice's mind, already fragile and struck by the schizophrenic hallucinatory events, snaps entirely. She's reduced to little more than a gibbering mess. Yukkurisa is unleashed upon the world.

>>912609
This spawn of Alice needs to be destroyed to create a better world where Yukkuris can take it easy easily.

>>912629
First, I'm going to need to calm myself down. Take a nap or something. It feels like something in the back of my mind has been awoken by this. It HURTS. WHY DOES MY HEAD HURT

I'll be fine. Nothing's taken over my mind, and I've ran into lots of psychics before. I'll be fine. I've just got a pressure headache. I get those a lot, I'll be okay.

Take it hard

>>912494
>>912494

HOLY SHIT

NOW I WANT TO PLAY A HACKED MARIO 3 WITH YUKKURI SPRITES

SOMEONE FUCKING DO IT!!!!

>>912641
Get some rest, anon. You'll feel better later.

when you see it......

>>912715

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>>912715
OH GOD I SEE IT

Canon Alice wouldn't go insane from something like this.

Hello. I'm from Gaku Gaku Animal Land and would like to archive this comic to gensokyo.org on the permission of the editor and the translator.

If you want your names mentioned, please reply them to me. You can also contact the Gaku staff directly afterwards.

>>912749
Editor #2 here. I don't mind.

>>912757 Editor #2 here. I don't mind.

Thank you sir.

How about Editor #1 and the Translator / poster?

>>912749
Editor #1 over here. Credit TinFoil if you want to.

(buildin mah resume, not hogging attention)

This . . . this is why we can't take nice things easy.

>>912641
i agree with this anon, my head hurts now. i want to take it easy but i can't

So in the end, Alice ended up being forced by a Yukkurisa to bully and kill other Yukkuris?

Despair is Easy, anon.

I can't get it.

Take it easy, get it. I wonder what "it" is.

>>912712
>>912779
>>912641
Yeah, guys. Go get some sleep. Sleep is a wonderful thing, it will make you feel better.

Have a seat and relax!!!

>>912807

indefinite personal pronoun, same as when ``it'' rains

>>912766
Translator here, go ahead. I'd rather remain anonymous, personally.

>>912769 Credit TinFoil if you want to.

Will do.

>>912545 I didn't find any big mistakes when I skimmed the pages except for the one untranslated kanji.

I looked up the missing kanji. Mr. Translator, the kanji you missed is 卵 or たまご (egg). That would make the plaque read "Egg of the Herbivore Dragon" or "Herbivore Dragon's Egg".

Could the editor that did that page replace the text? If not, I can do it myself too before archiving, since you were nice and saved it in .png.

>>912849
"it" pours

>>912860
Done.

>I looked up the missing kanji. Mr. Translator, the kanji you missed is 卵 or たまご (egg). That would make the plaque read "Egg of the Herbivore Dragon" or "Herbivore Dragon's Egg".

I see, thanks. I had a bit of trouble looking it up.

>>912889
>>912880

Thank you all. This'll be up in the next Gaku update.

I'll return to being Anonymous now.

The literal translation of "Yukkuri shite ne!" is "Do it slowly!" or "Slowly do it, okay!"

A lot of the Japanese jokes are "X Slowly!" where X is "die", "suffocate", "rape me", or some other horrible thing. I think the jokes translate better that way than with the "Take it easy" version, but the original sounds better in English as "easy", so it's stuck.

Fortunately, as schizophrenic as Yukkurisa may be, it is still a Yukkuri.
FOR THE EMPEROR!

>>912886
this face has forever ruined Yukari for me, i cannot unsee.

Former Editor here. Nice job, and thank you for doing it. I couldn't have, so once again thanks, guys!

>>912952
better than hotdog chuck's