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>> No.9135778

This is accurate and cute.

>> No.9135819

I am my own waifu.

>> No.9135825

me on the left.

>> No.9135838

i am the one by the tv because i'm such an autist i would be left out even on a /jp/ meetup.

>> No.9136050

I met with a /jp/er recently. It wasn't this cute. At all.

>> No.9136054

>>9136050
What happened?

>> No.9136057

>>9136050
How so? We're all little girls, aren't we?

>> No.9136063
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Those two lewd /jp/sies in the middle~

>> No.9136069

>>9136050
he probably forgot the wig. All though you should always have 2. It's your fault.

>> No.9136073

>>9136063
>>9135769
You will never nibble on the ears of another /jp/ anon ;_;

>> No.9136093

>>9136054
I drove for hours to meet up with him because I imagined some cute fun with a kindred soul, or at the very worst, some awkward video gaming.

It was much worse than that. He was a nice person. I don't want to slander him, but he and I just didn't sync. I hardly said anything the whole time I was there, and he talked a lot and was a little rude. I expected /jp/sies to be quiet like me, but he talked the whole time.

Eventually I got tired of being social with him (him talking at me and me struggling to answer shyly) and we went to bed. He only had one bed so we cuddled. It was okay, though he said we both had to be fully dressed and under the covers, so it was sweaty. Now, I find sweat to smell erotic usually but his smelled awful, and stuck to my clothes.

Eventually he came on to me, and I didn't know what to do about it so I just let him have his way. He couldn't give me a hand job and he thought blow jobs were too gross or hard to do or something. It was beyond awkward to finish myself off when a guy was in the room, hardly even looking at me.

My dream is still to live with a /jp/er someday, but for a week or some after this encounter, I was depressed about the whole idea, and now I'm going to be much pickier with my friends, even from /jp/.

I know this isn't my blog, but you asked, and I hope my tale will help others somehow.

>> No.9136094

Me under the bed sheets hugging anon

>> No.9136099

>>9136093
Next time make sure you know the person first silly

>> No.9136097
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>/jp/ meetup

>> No.9136100

>>9136093
wow, that guy sounded disgusting.
Did he ask through steam or something? gamers are disgusting/

>> No.9136106
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>>9136099
I know. I don't know anyone though, and its hard to get to know someone on an anonymous imageboard. I am clearly willing to drive and work at making friends, but I'm not very good at it. I never know what to say to people.

>> No.9136114

>>9136106
Maybe you should give up.
Humans are scum anyway (including me) and even if they appear nice and cute and, hell, even self-sacrificing, they can backstab you anyway.
Just a friendly advice from jaded anon.

>> No.9136115

well since this sounds like a soc thread


anyone from Moncton NewBrunswick Canada?

>> No.9136116

>>9136100
I don't want to be mean to my fellow /jp/ers, since everyone else is so mean to us, but yeah, he smelled like he needed to shower, and he basically sort of raped me, I guess. I mean, I didn't resist but I didn't know how to.

That is kind of a slutty thing to say though.

I hope I meet a /jp/er someday who doesn't mind my shyness.

>> No.9136122

>>9136115
Has everyone gotten over the U2 concert yet?

>> No.9136126

>>9136116
Sorry, but now your impure.

>> No.9136131

>>9136122

I don't really go outside so I wouldn't know

my aunt's a doctor and she was like, the doctor on call, so we all got to go for free in the VIP seating area. it was kinda neat, they had jets fly over

>> No.9136139

>>9136126
I think you just made me cry.

In real life.

>> No.9136158

>>9136116
You sound like a slut. Shy people don't drive for hours to meet someone from the internet, then proceed to do lewd things.

>> No.9136154

>>9136126
Dont be like that.. Even though his body has done something lewd the little girl inside him is still pure at heart!

>> No.9136163

>>9136158

>> No.9136175

>>9136154
Nope.

>> No.9136185

>>9136158
Indeed, you expected to be lewd. Youre just mad he didn't suck your cock. That's not rape.

>> No.9136190

>>9136093
>I just let him have his way.
What a fucking slut, get the fuck out of /jp/. You might like >>>/soc/ I hear there's lots of sluts for you meet up with there.

>> No.9136210
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9136210

Stop bullying him! this is not how little girls should act!
You should be nice to your fellow Anon.

>> No.9136203

>>9136158
honestly, what's with /jp/ and labeling basically everyone as sluts? i never got if you guys are joking/trolling or actually being serious.

>> No.9136204

>>9136185
>>9136158
>>9136190
Just shut the fuck up, why you are hurting him so much?
Maybe he was lewd, but it isn't cute thing to do.

>> No.9136215

>>9136204
He brought it upon himself by being lewd

He gives us shy little girls a bad name

>> No.9136220

>>9136210
>>9136204
Typical sluts defending another slut

>> No.9136225

>>9136215
no, you gotta be trolling. i get it now.

>> No.9136228

>>9136210
Go back to sucking cocks

>> No.9136231

>>9136203
If you enjoy sex with people you barely know you are a slut.
Why does this offend you, we are just saying it how it is.

That anon from the story maybe was so annoying and talkative because he was really happy to finally find a friend?

>> No.9136238

GO BACK TO SUCKING COCKS

>> No.9136241

>>9136231
>If you enjoy sex with people you barely know you are a slut.
but he clearly stated he didn't enjoy it.

>> No.9136244

>>9136215
But you shouldn't be doing so anyway... it's a really cruel thing to do.

>>9136231
But he didn't enjoyed it... anyway, you have a good point...

>> No.9136249

>>9136241
He let it happen, so he obviously enjoyed it. Don't be fooled by this slut

>> No.9136250

>>>9136231
>That anon from the story maybe was so annoying and talkative because he was really happy to finally find a friend?
probably.

>> No.9136252

>>9136249
it doesn't work that way.

>> No.9136253

While it is certainly rude to not return a cocksucking. This should have been discussed before your sucked his. Its not his fault youre stupid. Not rape either, that's not funny.

>> No.9136255

>>9136244
>>9136241
He enjoyed it or anticipated enjoying it.

He just regretted afterwards when anon didn't even hive him the reacharound.

Its like if some slut walked up to you for sex and you came right after jamming it in and left her unsatisfied.

>> No.9136257

>>9136249
...no.
When a friend of my mother was raping me I was too scared to do something, so in a way I "let it happen".
Fuck you and fuck this thread, now I want to die even more

>> No.9136262

I'd love to make a friend from /jp/.

>> No.9136263

>>9136249
Your reasoning would basically label 90% of rape victims sluts.

>> No.9136264

>>9136262
How about you come over here and fuck me in the ass and then we could discuss being friends :3

>> No.9136265

I'm sorry I caused a shitstorm.

Thank you to everyone defending me, you are very kind. The rest of you are probably right, though. It was wrong of me to just go along with stuff like that, but I froze up because I was nervous and basically just let him touch me. I should have done something to stop him but I was a bit afraid of making a potential friend mad.

In retrospect I wouldn't have gone up. But hindsight is 20/20. I was desperate for someone to talk to. Everyone gets lonely.

The guy was talkative because he found a friend. And I'm sorry I wasn't a better one. But he was ranting about things that I had no input on. Magic that I don't believe in. Paranoia about the air quality, radiation poisoning, things like that. I'm sure some people would have found it easy to talk to him, but like I said in my first post, I just didn't sync with him.

I'm sorry, /jp/. I'm sorry shy people. I give both of you a bad name.

>> No.9136266

>>9135769

Just when i have dreamt of hugging a dakimakura..

>> No.9136267

>>9136262
I'll be your friend, anon.

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>>9136264
No.

>> No.9136273

>>9136263
There's a difference between getting raped and going to have sex with someone then regretting it.

>> No.9136280

>>9136273
Not these days. Gotta love feminism

>> No.9136282

>>9136257
You should describe it

>> No.9136296

>>9136273
yes, but it's not a clear one and you clearly don't seem to grasp it.

>> No.9136290

>>9136255
>>9136273
I didn't drive up to have sex with the guy. I just wanted to hang out and he came on to me.

He was probably lonely too, so its not his fault for doing that. He's not a rapist.

>> No.9136291

looks eerily familiar... hehehehe

>> No.9136297

>>9136131
>VIP
back to saovq faggot

>> No.9136300

>>9136282
No, thanks.

>>9136290
What's your name? I'm asking of pure curiosity.

>> No.9136305

>>9136265
You should have left once he went on about radiation.

>> No.9136332

>>9136257
Don't think that way anon.

>> No.9136340

/jp/ - My Friends Are Here

>> No.9136349

>>9136332
Why? I'm worthless. And I'm even more worthless now when I'm dramawhoring.
I'm creating a beatiful loop now.

>>9136340
The truth is most of us are damaged/unstable in some way. At least I think so.

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>/jp/

>> No.9136369

>>9136349
You aren't dramawhoring. My e-mail is in the e-mail field if you want to talk about what happened, or about anything.

I want to make you guys smile. Stop bullying the guy in the thread, and stop bullying each other..I know that its the /jp/ way to force people to conform to our habits, but anon related a story to us because he trusts and now we're bashing him for it.

>> No.9136372

Being friends with a /jp/sie sounds fun, but I just know I'll end up disappointed. I don't know how to get a long with people, and I start hating myself simply for talking, because I get scared and think I'm only saying stupid things and making myself look like a faggot.

I guess I'll just stay alone and defeatist. It's for the best

>> No.9136384

>>9136369
Careful, he's gonna lull you to come to him and suck his cock, dude.

>> No.9136386

This year I met an anon two years older than me that knew about /jp/, and the talking part was like what this other anon talked about. The guy just keeps rambling and rambling, no matter where we are, be it in a crowded bus or in a hallway. I sometimes try to avoid him just because I know I will have to hear him go on an on. Now, I'd like to tell him to just shut the fuck up because while I do know a bit about his passion (shmups), I can't even call it a discussion because it's just one sided rambling.

I was a bit glad to find a /jp/er but if when met, /jp/ers are this way, I'd prefer to talk to you guys through the BBS. Maybe we're just both unlucky, anon.

>> No.9136387

>>9136372
I think you are right. I wish I hadn't even opened my mouth as an anon in the thread, because now everyone is fighting.

I never intend to cause this kind of stuff, but I do. I guess /jp/sies aren't meant to have friends.

>> No.9136388

If you think about leaving you are one.
If you attempt it, you are the enemy.

>> No.9136395

>>9136369
I wouldn't mind if someone from /jp/ bullied my penis :3

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>>9136369
Thank you, anon. I'll write to you tomorrow. I'm very tired now.
I'm not a native speaker so my English will be a bit weird, but I think I'm understable.

>> No.9136401

>>9136369
I like people who are against bullying! email sent!

>> No.9136410

>>9136387
I try to be alone. To not have friends, and not to talk at all. I don't know how to act, what to say, and I always overthink everything. I always figured, instead of having to go through that and the self loathing, I'd just keep to myself, to avoid hurting myself. I like to think that after all this time, I've finally become used to hiding away and being by myself, but it still gets lonely sometimes. But there's nothing I can do about it.

>> No.9136412

>>9136398
You are very welcome. I hope to hear from you, and take it easy, my friend. Don't be sad. Smile.

>> No.9136421

Any BR people want to meet...? I can't say I will, but I will think about it...

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9136425

I don't have a problem with listening to people talk about things they enjoy, I actually enjoy it a lot. I don't see the problem at all with that, you guys just suck as friends.

>> No.9136426

>>9136412
I won't. But thanks anyway. It's very nice to see kind people.

>> No.9136429

>>9136425
Why do you think we are here?

>> No.9136431

Any good looking guys that trim their nether regions wanna make something happen?

>> No.9136441

>>9136305

That nuclear power plant is still melting down, you know. And all that shit is blowing over here on the jet stream.

They haven't even capped it like Chernobyl.

>> No.9136439

>>9136425
You sound like a cool guy. I would befriend you, though I'm a better listener than talker, when I talk I usually try to make it interesting.

My autism makes me boring, but since I'm neurotic about it it balances it out and I end up being weird instead of annoying, so people enjoy listening to me from time to time as well.

>> No.9136444

>>9136431
Are...are you serious? Do you think you are on /soc/?

I'd totally go for this but it'd probably turn out like the slut/rapist anon story above.

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>>9136410
You can be my friend if you want! check my email field
You are all my family, you just don't know it yet!

>> No.9136450

>>9136425
I'm not against listening, but damn there is a time and place for that kind of stuff, it just makes me feel awkward to be mastersperging in front of a crowd or in the middle of a crowded bus with a loud voice. Maybe it's just that I always subconsciously try to hide my powerlevel so I don't get the ramblers. I have friends but I wanted a /jp/sie to understand why I hide myself so much.

>> No.9136451

>>9136444
One day, I think, before I cross the portal

Or maybe if /jp/ goes to AX

>> No.9136458

>>9136444
He's ironic.
I hope.

>> No.9136460

>>9136439
Hey, you sound like me. Except I'm not autistic. Or I might be, but I've not been outside to see someone to diagnose it.

>> No.9136461

>>9136451
I know a few /jp/sies who're going to AX, but unfortunately it's too far for me.

>> No.9136462

>>9136421
why would you want to meet someone?

>> No.9136467

So some anon writes bad fiction about fucking a typical greasy otaku.
He then goes on to claim that this guy raped him, even though he drove over specifically for this.
You get into bed with the guy, start cuddling and feeling each other up. But yeah you totally just "froze up". Uh huh, okay.
The character is this story is a slut, and one that's mad becuase he didn't get whatever the hell it is he wanted out of his fucking. He's also now used goods, and completely worthless.

Soc threads getting serious replies, people defending whores, something about the current year.

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>> No.9136470
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>>9136439
A friendship with two listeners never ends up well, someone has to talk you know. I don't think there is really an subject I find boring either.

>>9136450
I guess you have a point and you should bring it up. If you don't, how do you expect him to understand?

>> No.9136471

It makes me feel bad to hear all these anon's talk about other /jp/sies rambling... Normally I wouldn't talk so much, but I just know you're shy and want to get you to talk a little more.

>> No.9136473

>>9136468
le mad?

>> No.9136475

>>9136461
/jp/sies are going to AX? i live less than 20 minutes from there and wasnt planning on going because anxiety, outside, etc. but if there are /jp/sies who wouldnt mind me going with them i would go. i could even drive and they could stay at my house.

>> No.9136476

Its so fucking cold in my room right now, I don't want to put on the heater cause of how much it costs. But god damn I am actually going to freeze to death in here. It doesn't even help to wrap myself in blankets cause my mouse and keyboard absolutely freezing too.

>> No.9136477

The issue I think here is that the sub-population of /jp/ that would go meet other people from /jp/ is more socially inept than /jp/ as a whole, which is a pretty socially inept place already.

So special apples from the special barrel end up meeting other special apples from the special barrel and the results are disastrous.

I kind of want to know what happens if two of the people of the never-stop-talking variety run into each other, though.

>> No.9136478

>>9136467
an made bor

>> No.9136482

My only friend would probably suck my cock. But he is fat and neck beard so I couldnt even pretend.

>> No.9136486

>>9136477
I spent some time in my schools special ed room and I can say with some certainty what happens when two autists like that meet. Firstly, they must be autistic about the same things. Not just /jp/ things, but they must have practically the very same hobby. Secondly, they then yell over each other, and do that thing where you punch each other when you talk to try and establish dominance.

If one doesn't go submissive, then they sperg out and argue until they either grow to hate each other, or come to accept that as their relationship, and simply continue on in that fashion.

>> No.9136488

I'm about to meet some anon from /jp/ and have sex.
We are going to crossdress... any suggestions?

>> No.9136491

>>9136488
Post on /jp/ later about how he raped you.

>> No.9136494

>>9136488
Don't do it

>> No.9136495

>>9136470
I suppose I should, but I am a bit reserved about saying things like that. If someone told me something like that I'd feel bad about myself, and while it is annoying, I don't want to hurt his feelings.

I guess I'll get nowhere by not doing anything though, so I guess I'll just have to do it.

>> No.9136499

/jp/ - ur blog

>> No.9136498

>>9136488
Record it and post it here.

>> No.9136509

>>9136488
Where at?
Can I join in?

>> No.9136522

>>9136439
I should of also said that if you drop and e-mail or something, I will contact you.

>> No.9136535

>>9136462

I don't know, I was a truNEET before, but was forced to go to university. Now I have to see many people I dislike everyday and everybody is strange, loud, I don't know... I have to sleep at the same ceiling as people that are too different from me. I just wanted to meet someone from /jp/ that I could understand and feel good together. Even probably stay some days in his/her house, just calming myself down.

People seems to like me in university because I'm "different", even though I see them as strange, as I'm so used to my beloved /jp/, and not this vulgar, even lewd situation going around. I drink to suffer less, but it's getting harder and harder. I will be only back to uni in August, though, and before that, I will be spending my time as a hikkikomori in my true house (I live on another city due to university and only come back on weekends).

If anyone lives near my university's city, I will (perhaps) like to meet you. But, indeed, I would be a little scared. So I don't really know. Thinking more now, I already meet so many bad people everyday that I bet almost anyone from /jp/ would be better than most people I have to see... But still, I want to meet someone I really like, not just someone that is better than what I encounter on a daily routine... Again, I love many people around here, even though I've never seen you, you make me happy.

>> No.9136545

>>9136488
Pics please

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9136558

>this fucking thread
You fags never cease to amuse me.

>> No.9136560

>>9136558

gb2urshithole

>> No.9136564

>>9136558

Step back, kiddo. Adults talking. Go back to your shitty place.

>> No.9136567

>>9136560
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>>9136558
/a/ pls go

>> No.9136576

>>9136265

He was probably insane. You should have left when I realized you believed in very different things and you thought he was not in synch

>> No.9136577

>>9136574
>>9136564
But you guys seem to be really fun people.

>> No.9136578

>>9136558
I'm the anon with the older /jp/sie friend, and I didn't mention the ones of your kind I tend to actively steer away from because they are exactly the same way described here. >>9136486

Except that doesn't happen in a room.

>> No.9136584

3 /soc/ threads on front page. Thanks NSJ.

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>>9136421
>BR

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>>9136522
I already did, you never responded.

>> No.9136591

>>9136585

I am not a brazilian, though. I am a /jp/sie.
You are my family, /jp/.
You are my life.

>> No.9136593

>>9136585
They have hot trannies

>> No.9136593,1 [INTERNAL] 

Continue here? Damn NSJ

>> No.9136593,2 [INTERNAL] 

wwww

>> No.9136593,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>9136593,1
Stop deleting your own threads and forcing your "NSJ" meme.

>> No.9136593,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>9136421
>>9136535
>>9136591

I am here

>> No.9136593,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>9136593,2
What are you doing here you subhuman piece of asscunt?

>> No.9136593,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>9136593,5
FACK you

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