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Sex with Youmu!

>> No.9529856

Sex with a dork!

>> No.9529860

Youmu has hips!!

>> No.9529862

She's just standing over you and looking romantic. Probably gonna kiss you goodnight or something.

>> No.9529864

I bet she's frigid.

>> No.9529866

The softest

>> No.9529868
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9529868

Soft sex is best sex

>> No.9529871

>>9529862
She's about to undress and engage in sexual intercourse with you.

>> No.9529873

What's it called when a garment has those puffy sleeves? It looks silly.

>>9529868

Thanks a lot, asshole. My boss just came in with a box and said to start packing.

>> No.9529875
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>>9529856
>>9529860
>>9529862
>>9529864
>>9529866
I don't know if laugh or cry.

>> No.9529876

>>9529871

What makes you think that?

>> No.9529878

>>9529875
You should fuck off with your shitty reaction images first.

>> No.9529880

/r/ that one pic. You know which one.

>> No.9529882

>>9529880

When are you going to stop exposing us to your mental illness?

>> No.9529890
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>>9529880

Here you go, sensei.

>> No.9529897

Imagine having sex with Youmu, who is making noises like a squeaky toy. You are fucking her senseless, while still holding onto her hand to make her feel secure.

>> No.9529912

I couldn't have sex with a dork, then people would think I'm a dork.

>> No.9529925

>>9529880
what the (HELL) r u tlking bout????

>> No.9529933

>>9529925

youmu_bath1.jpg

>> No.9529936
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>>9529880

>> No.9529940

>>9529936

My le ZUN!bar face while browsing /jp/

>> No.9529944

That expression is perfect.

>> No.9529947

>>9529944

She wants to fuck

>> No.9529948

>>9529882
Whenever you stop.

>> No.9529960
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9529960

Stop being so lewd to Youmu!

She's a pure maiden!

>> No.9529971

>>9529960
Cumming inside Youmu's vagina!

>> No.9529972

Sex with youmu is one of the coolest /jp/ mems, what are some other cool /jp/ mems? I like no bully

>> No.9529976

>>9529972
I like the sex with your momma meem

>> No.9529978

>>9529972

I like the wich 2hu wuld u fuk meme.

And the post the post the post the post the post the one picture meem

>> No.9529986

>>9529960
Youmu is a lewd magnet. Whatever she does, lewd things happen to her.

>> No.9529991

>>9529986
She has this natural helplessness that makes people want to bully her. Shit is moe.

>> No.9529996 [SPOILER] 
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9529996

so lewd! haha

>> No.9529999

Post the one where someone calls Youmu a dork.

>> No.9530005

>>9529986
You're confusing Youmu with Sanae.

>> No.9530008

>>9529999
Post the one where Youmu kills Sudo with quads.

>> No.9530011

>>9529996
We on /jp/ took a vote and we decided that we hated you and want you to die.

>> No.9530014

>>9530011
The horse says neigh.

>> No.9530017

>>9530011
f**k u d00d i like him

>> No.9530021
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9530021

I want to tenderly kiss her cheeks.

>> No.9530024

>>9530011
What's his address? My hitman needs directions.

>> No.9530026

i tried to have sex with youmu once....but then i got a sword to the knee

>> No.9530033

Is there a bruised Youmu? Not dead, but you know, begging for the reason why you beat her up.

>> No.9530036

>>9530026
Did you died?

>> No.9530038

>>9530026
I'm a girl, btw...

>> No.9530049
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9530049

I want to watch Youmu carefully tend plants and flowers.

And after a relaxing day of gardening, I'd pat her on the head and tell her "Keep up the good work."

>> No.9530052
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9530052

Sex with Youmu generally doesn't end well.

>> No.9530058

>>9530033
I want this too. With Yuyuko beating her up.

>> No.9530088

>>9530049
I'd do the same only at the end of the day I'd pants her and call her a nerd.

>> No.9530093

>>9530088
Imagine if you did that as a joke, but she wasn't wearing panties...

>> No.9530116

>>9530093
*whips out dick*

>> No.9530121

>>9530093
Apologize and await her response.

>> No.9530149

My favorite pixiv tag is "Youmu who knows men".

The biblical sense of knowing.

>> No.9530169

>>9530093
Wouldn't that just make the pantsing better? Imagine if a bunch of people just popped out of nowhere to point and laugh too.

>> No.9530178

>>9530169
And as she started crying, she also started squirting cum everywhere, fully cementing her embarrassment.

>> No.9530197

>>9530178
Which in turn caused everyone pointing and laughing to also squirt cum from laughing too hard.

Good end.

>> No.9530275
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>> No.9530512

>>9529880
gratz on marriage

>> No.9530534
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9530534

You all should be ashamed of yourselves.

>> No.9530539

>>9530534
You shouldn't be so abusable.

>> No.9530551

>>9530539
That guy has a point. Youmu is totally asking for it.

>> No.9530564
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>>9530539

I get a little autismal when someone trashes on Youmu. She's a good girl.

>> No.9530570

Can someone please post a bruised and battered Youmu?

>> No.9530571
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>> No.9530576

>>9530564
Yeah, but she just has this natural aura that screams ``bully me'' out to the world. You can't help but want to bully her.

>> No.9530594
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>>9530576
I can't tell you how to think, it's your Gensokyo, but some people dislike seeing her talked about in a lewd or bullying manner.

>> No.9530608

>>9530576
Oh, yes you can. It's not hard at all.

>> No.9530615

>>9530608
Well then you just are not human.

>> No.9530633
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9530633

>>9530570
I tried my best but alas, I am not good at drawing bruises.

>> No.9530646

>>9530633
I have an erection know and it's alarming me. Am I really a bad person?

>> No.9530681

>>9530646
No, not at all. I think it's kind of cute.

No homo....okay, maybe a little bit of homo if it makes you uncomfortable.

>> No.9530701

>>9530681
You think it's cute that I'm aroused by an image of a bruised Youmu?

>> No.9530710

>>9530701
Yes.

Want to fight about it?

>> No.9530739

>>9530646
Yes, you are. You shouldn't get turned on by hurting people.

>> No.9530746

>>9530739
But he didn't hurt her. She was pre-hurt.

>> No.9530754

>>9530739
What I would do is pay someone off to beat Youmu up.

Then I'd come to her rescue, and comfort her, which would eventually lead to sex...

>> No.9530766

>>9530739
I know, I'm sorry Youmu. I'm not usually like this.

>> No.9530767

>>9530754
doujin when?

>> No.9530778
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>>9530754

She doesn't need your help.

>> No.9530779

>>9530767

When I finish my Selvaria & Suigintou: Special Feet Extravaganza! doujin.

>> No.9530775

>>9530754
You faill in love and eventually marry, have kids and lead a normal life with her in the house and you working 6 hours each day, until for some reason she finds what you did, how would she feel?

>> No.9530795

>>9530775
I'd comedically shrug at an invisible camera while making a silly face.

>> No.9530839
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9530839

>Sex with Youmu

>> No.9530883
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9530883

Being stolen by Yuyuko!

>> No.9530889
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9530889

Making Youmu uncomfortable!

>> No.9530890
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>>9530883
First degrading the softest touhou, now the most beautiful touhou.

You all have no shame.

>> No.9530897

>>9530883
Top score

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>> No.9530906
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>>9530890
>the most beautiful touhou.

>> No.9530907
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>>9530890

Hugs with Yuyuko

>> No.9530915
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>>9530890
>degrading
You need to stop with those smear terms.

>> No.9530924
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>>9530906
The haircut is all she has going for her, Yuyuko is beautiful through-and-through

>> No.9530919

>>9530883
Youmu will never have a boyfriend because Yuyuko would always take them from her.

>> No.9530922

>>9530275
Everytime I see this pic...

Mordeth13. On /jp/. Why?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e12lEzK2qec

>> No.9530927
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9530927

Yuyuko will not tolerate anyone abusing her gardener.

>> No.9530929
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>>9530906
ぐやww

>> No.9530936

>>9530927
But it is moe. Surely she appreciates this. Hell, she probably instigates this.

>> No.9530950

>>9530919
Oh course. Who the hell would pass up Yuyuko for Youmu?

>> No.9530953

>>9530950
Yuyuko wouldn't cry.

>> No.9530957
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>>9530950
I would.

>> No.9530961
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>>9530936
Don't make her repeat herself.

>> No.9530988

>>9530957
>>9530839
>>9530778
>>9530564
>>9530534
>>9530049
>>9530021
>>9529960
>>9529862
which one of you is
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9433878/#q9433979

>> No.9531030
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9531030

I just got promoted!

>> No.9531032

>>9531030
To what, executive gardener?

>> No.9531048
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9531048

Youmu's tender body!

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