/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Welcome to the exit of sdolescence and the beginning of full adulthood. Your hormones have stabilized.

Who the fuck are you quoting?

Take your feel shit to /v/.

>>9575920
>who are you quoting

>>>/r9k/

>Moving back with your parents

What led you to being a loser?

Try teasing your frenulum, rub in small semi circles and you'll start to feel really good, it takes a while but the orgasm is great

>>9575954

When George W. Bush accidentally the entire economy.

>>9575968
Man, I know that feel. At 77yen to the Dollar shits expensive in Japan.

I feel as if the last good president was Andrew Jackson. Everyone else is a puppet.

>>9575954
this pretty much
>>9575968

that feel when your parents walk in on you organizing your piss bottles

The same thing happened to me, only when I started taking anti-depressants and anti-psychotics. I'm only sad that I couldn't use my libido while I had it for anything other than fapping. The bright side is that I feel a lot less gross of a person.

I know all of those feels, OP.

I also fap out of necessity. I find that when I'm having a panic attack, fapping sorta takes me out of the anxiety long enough for the symptoms to subside.

>>9575968
And then Obama failed to fix it.

I went of Prozac and my dick got really insensitive, so I desensitized my dick by fapping dry with a death grip over a period of a few years, never get hard anymore

>>9575990
>I know all of those feels, OP.

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Die, ``PLEASE''.

>>9575995
And made it much worse at that. An impressive feat.

>>9576002
U mad bro? Sorry you're butthurt about me not using your obscure nerd memes, I don't go on here all day tryhard faggot

I wish I could stop fapping, but every few days I get really horny and I'm forced to, else I'll get really on edge, and probably cream my pants in my sleep eventually if I don't

I regret starting, now my needs it, or I go through withdrawals.

>>9576002
Hey, champ. He started out the thread with greentext + TFW. It was an appropriate response. Chillax.

I mean, seriously. Look how shitty the board is right now. Go bitch in one of the Spurdo or le anime face threads. Those could use some hate.

>>9576032
Shitty posting in response to a shit thread is never appropriate.

>>9576035
No one gives a shit what you think dweeb

>>9576035
Yeah, but it was an on-topic post for the thread and, really, there's bigger fish to fry. I actually do sympathize with the OP and several of the posters in this thread, because we are suffering from a similar condition.

The thread itself is pretty off-topic for /jp/, though, which is why I replied the way I did in the first place. Also, I felt as though getting on the same level as the OP would make him feel comfortable having volunteered this kind of sensitive information. No one likes to feel alone.

I got a foot dominatrix off backpage and she sat on my face and gave me a footjob, it was a pretty good deal

>>9576032
Filtered.

>>9576061

Nigga stop making other /jp/ niggers look bad.

>>9576072
Is there really a need to post "Filtered"?

Just filter me. It's like when the permamads used to post "Reported". That actually got banned. It contributes nothing to the board and is, by definition - shitposting... but you probably don't want to hear about that.

>>9576083
Hey, losing your sex drive is a very emasculating thing. I just wanted to show some solidarity here. Is that so wrong?

>>9576092
>I just wanted to show some solidarity here. Is that so wrong?

Yes. Don't you know that if you're not a tryhard shithead to everyone you'll get your card to the Kool Kids Klub revoked?

I didn't find my libido die-off to be all that emasculating. It did constantly put me at odds with Bro-type normals, though.

>>9576120
Well, to be honest, neither did I because I'm not a macho meathead... but some people struggle with it, I'm sure.

Stop watching porn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU

>>9576092
Filtered and reported

Last month i moved to my first apartment, after putting thing in order the first thing i did was to get full naked and start fapping to every damn doujin, hentai, porn (even 3d) until i passed out.
That was the first time i enjoyed myself like a god, so damn tired but happy and satisfied.

>>9576159
Reported for abusing the report feature.

>>9576159
>>9576177
Try to contain both of your autism levels. Jesus Christ.