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she got egg on her face

>>9585731
That's her head you stupid shit.

Stop bumping this.

>>9585764
the face is part of the head you maximum autist

You wouldn't start a thread with just an image.

What an egghead

>>9585776
Don't tell me what to do.

>>9585776
burnp

>>9585776
le bump xD

>>9585804
Nice bump, dude.

>>9585788
There is no egg on her face. The egg is on her head, which the face is a part of, but there is no egg on her face.
The face can be interpreted as a subset of the head.

This diagram demonstrates this. The orange is the head, the red is the face, the green is something like the egg, and the blue is something that is on the head and the face.

>>9585811
Will there be a counterpoint?

>>9585837
If I was holding an egg on my fingers, most people would say that I'm holding it on my hand.
I've created a diagram to help demonstrate my point. Even though the egg is clearly on the fingers, you'd see it as "on the hand".
It's the same with the face/head.

>>9585811
There is no egg, face or head. All are symbols, inadequate fictions at very best. What we are observing here is a dynamic flux, an ambient environment in active interaction with itself at imperceptible levels.

>>9585856
In order to hold something in your fingers, muscles must be used in your hand to hold the thing. Also, you are projecting. If something was clearly on your fingers, I myself would say, "That thing is on your fingers."

The head/face scenario is different. I can damage or pleasure a head without damaging/pleasuring a face. I can use a head to score a goal in a game of European Football/Soccer. I can use a face to quickly show what emotion I am currently experiencing. I can paint my head without painting my face. I can get egg on my head without getting egg on my face.

>>9585856
What a freak with 6 fingers. LOL

>>9585861
Is that from something or did you make it up? I am impressed.

>>9585885
Before we go on, do you consider the area around the ears your face or your head?

>>9585901
That is an interesting question. However, my opinion is irrelevant. The definition of face includes the ears and any other sensory organs part of the face, except the skin.

>>9585905
So by that definition, the red would be the face and the blue would be the head, correct?

It's on her face, Jim

>>9585898
Nihilistic deduction. It's application is quite broad and can serve to vehemently champion a NEET/eccentric lifestyle if applied properly.

>>9585928
Why didn't you circle the one spot under the eye?

You guys are nerds.

>>9585933
That's sweat dweeb

>>9585934
And you a shitposter whore, get back to >>>/cgl/

>>9585941
Sweat doesn't work that way, pal.

>>9585916
some of the skin surrounding the sensory organs is a apart of the face as well. Try using a "connecting the dots" technique.

>>9585950
Neither does egg, checkmate

I'm a Japanime expert it's definitely sweat bro

>>9585928
It's hanging over her face

>>9585968
Egg works that way. I work with a lot of eggs so I can vouch for this.

>>9585971
No it's not

>>9585983
It's not touching her face

>>9585979
Last time I fucked your mom we discussed this afterwards. She agreed with me, it's sweat, mama's always right

>>9585997
Yes it is

That egg.... I'm in need of a dick now...

>>9585997
If the egg was infact in her eye, one would suppose that the artist would show the viewer some sort of reaction to this. Both eyes are in identical condition

>>9586017
Alright, I know we're in the middle of a heated debate here but that's just taking it a bit too far.
I'm sure his mother is a pure and kind lady.
Please don't bully.

>>9586017
No it's not

>>9586023
see
>>9586017

>>9586019
How much are you paying?

>>9586038
You expect me to pay for the dick I so desperately need?

>>9586033
You obviously just edited my image which proved that it was, good job

>>9586045
Supply and demand. You've got cash, right?

>>9586045
hey boof long time no see

>>9586047
Hey.
>>9586048
N-no... If I had cash, I wouldn't be here, in need of a dick.

>>9586043
YOU obviously edited MY image which proved that it wasnt

>>9586056
What the fuck are you talking about nerd you can see the curve in the egg where the eyelid would be, if I didn't make the image why is it there?

>>9586065
Because I drew it that way, geek

>>9586017
Even in that image, the egg is touching her brow, and not the eye itself.

>>9586052
>!!T2UdrWkLSWB
>not !!R/52MaMCG2y

You had me excited for a moment.

I, um... I would undress her and have sexual intercourse with her.

>>9586142
Would you remove the egg residue from her head before?

>>9586131
Same here.

>>9586094
We'll pretend you did, because that would be even funnier since it shows it's on her face

>>9586113
So her face, QED

>>9586157
You know, I like the new boof better.
Take the trip off, you're not needed anymore.

>>9586161
The diagram is not the image in question. In the original image, no egg is touching the brow.

>>9586170
But >>9585700 is the original image and in it the egg is touching her brow

>>9586168
He's not that new

>>9586157
holy shitttttttttttttttttttt no wonder /jp/ has been epic as HELL lately with the boof hong and remijam back and with the new rules its like the good old days are finally returning

Is it true that raw egg white has the consistency of semen? I-I was wondering because a friend of mine was curious.

>>9586150
Her head or her face?

>>9586192
btw im a girl ;)

She should take some Advil, because she looks like she has a pretty bad headEGG.


..I am pretty darn clever.

>>9586192
Egg has a more consistent texture but they are very similar. [1]

1. ^ Your mom (2012), "An Interview With >>9586192's mom".

>>9586205
>>9586201

>>9586201
>headEGG
Huh? I don't get it.

>>9586242

>>9586242
Holt shit how does that kid switch locations so quickly?

>>9586276
The open palm upward thrust is the key movement in teleportation magic