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HELL no, she peed in the bath!

I'd apologize profusely for entering her bathhouse by accident then leave.

not until they drain that pool

Why is Byakuren so lewd?

>>9639114

It's not her who's lewd, it is you who has become lewd. This is obviously Byakuren's Christian baptism and her feet will be washed.

>>9639134
>Byakuren
>Christian
Hang on just a second there buster.

>>9639136
Byakuren is the Japanese names for Iesus. Iesus was a Buddhist before he was converted by John-kun the Baptist in the waters of the Ganges.

>>9639136
Her Buddhist buddies have been cramping her style. She wants to explore the wild side of life for a bit.

I seriously do not see that much of conflict between both approachs, to be honest. A christian buddhist? Sure, why not.

Although I remember reading that Buddah said that buddhist nuns would be the end of Buddhism.

I'd let her bathe my penis with her breasts if you know what I mean.

>>9639233
What do you think Byakuren paizuri feels like?

I don't bathe

>>9639239
Nirvana.

>>9639239
I wish I knew

>>9639114
She's just asking you if you want to relax and bathe with her. No lewdness at all.

>>9639709
How could I possibly relax?

Byakuren has become one of my favorite touhou in a really small timeframe.

I wonder why that is?

>>9639709
>She's just asking you if you want to relax and bathe with her. No lewdness at all.

Then I must explain to her that my culture's standards of modesty prohibit unrelated adults of different sexes from bathing together, and so my rejection of her offer does not indicate any animosity towards her (or an aversion to cleanliness).

>>9639737
Her hair has hypnotizing features. It is too late to escape now.

>>9639737
Are you me?

Well, almost. She's not quite my favorite, but I have really started to like her just recently.

>>9642117
Maybe, just maybe, I am you.

>>9639737
Because she's the goodest character in the series

>>9639114
She shall challenge her rivals and become the lewdest of all.

>>9642147
The best doujin.

>One of her "missions" was to exterminate the ghost on the seas, Minamitsu Murasa, who had gained much renown for capsizing ships. Rather than a physical battle, Byakuren instead decided on a spiritual one. She let the spirit capsize the ship she was on, but constructed a new, shining ship for Murasa to captain. Of course, no one was around to see it, as those on the monk's boat had all drowned.

Holy shit, she's a fucking cunt.

>>9642213
Byakuren is not a cunt. Please shut the fuck up and don't say bad things about her.

>>9639099

Bathe with a fucking dirty heretic no

>>9642317
I'd purge her with my sacred milk.

All right! been a while since I've throw rocks at Byakuren!

>>9642350
You don't need to make her a martyr, she's already a saint.

>>9642363


Don't care what she is.. I throw rocks at her to try and get her to act violent and mean. She is all ways so nice and smiles warmly! I want to see her angry face!

>>9642370
I don't think she would take you seriously enough to treat you anything beyond a mere problem child.

>>9642468


I am sure I could annoy her enough to get a slap or something!
Maybe insult her looks...

Byakuren is a fine upstanding woman and I will not let you talk about her this way.

>>9643093
Wake up, rape the Touhous.

I will start with small rocks and soon larger ones. Till she shows some aggression!

Like hell I'd bath with a Youkai, specially one who betrayed the human race.

>>9643103
source?

Byakuren is a youkai now? Does she eat people?

She's my touhou-mom so... I don't think I could hand that.

>>9643254
Why don't you A: read the filename, or B, reverse image search it on e-Hentai/ExHentai?

>>9643320


Why don't you just help a brotha out? It is what Byakuren would do...

>>9642306

Someone who lets a bunch of people die just so that no one can see her befriend a youkai is NOT a good person. Hell, the original reason she was so protective of youkai at all was that youkai needed to exist for her to keep using the magic that prevented her from growing old. Sure, she has better reasons NOW, but she still has done horrible things. She's a cunt.

>>9643103

This doujin's beginning and ending are great and funny, but the middle is just her going around raping people, and something about it made me feel immensely bad about the people getting raped. Any doujins in which Byakuren is getting tortured and molested make me happy now, as revenge for how evil she is in this doujin.

>>9643251

She uses dark magic to preserve her youth, which is similar to the immortality magic that human magicians cast to become full magicians, who are youkai. Byakuren's humanity is very debatable.

>>9643382
Give a man a fish, he's fed for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he's fed for lifetime.

>>9643387
Who wouldn't want to get raped by Byakuren?

>>9643400

Most of the characters in the doujin. No one's happy about it.

>>9643406
shit, they don't know how lucky they are.

>>9643394
Unless he's from /jp/, in that case he'll complain that fishing is too boring and die of hunger

>>9642213
How could someone so afraid of death so easily let her fellows and followers die?

Disgusting.

Would you clean Byakuren's feet?

Who would be Byakuren's John the Baptist.

I'd follow Byakuren.. if she helped me get awesome powers to bring communism to the entire human race!

This is the true hero, the hero that Gensokyo deserved!
Byakuren is a mere coward who ran away from the Buddhist beliefs she herself now preaches.

>>9643489
Gensokyo doesn't need saving and it most certainly doesn't need some "hero".

>>9643491
Been down so long it looks like up to you now? The damned sometimes do not realize the situation they are in.

>>9643476
Yes. Without a second thought.

>>9643491
Perhaps that's what I meant?
Myouren peacefully accepted death and didn't go to start his own cult to perpetuate the religious wars of Gensokyo.
Gensokyo would benefit if more were to follow his ways.

I believe in Byakuren, I trust her. I know her dream of a better tomorrow will come true.

>
Someone who lets a bunch of people die just so that no one can see her befriend a youkai is NOT a good person. Hell, the original reason she was so protective of youkai at all was that youkai needed to exist for her to keep using the magic that prevented her from growing old. Sure, she has better reasons NOW, but she still has done horrible things. She's a cunt.

Finally, someone who knows the truth.

>>9643632

Are you calling ZUN a liar? Retard.

She let some humans drowned so there's no witnesses of her saving a youkai
Most people that admire her overlooked this
I don't think title "Youkai Jesus" fit to her

>>9643722
What?

is there any depiction of Myouren as the old man? I'm sick of see depiction of Myouren as PRETTY-BOY HAIRED Buddhist priest

GAH
also depiction of Byakuren as old woman too

Zun explicitly stating that Byakuren is a good person is apparently not enough to convince people that Byakuren is a good person.

>>9645493
Just like how Kisume is still considered a cute harmless bucket loli even after he said she would rip your head off the moment she saw you. ZUN isn't 100% serious all the time you know?

>>9645493
She did knowingly let a bunch of dudes drown in the past though.

But what matters is that she's a good person now right?

>>9645493
He says a lot of things while being drunk; You shouldn't believe everything he says.

>>9645519


You are retarded.