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My cat is fairly nice and cuddly, although he tends to whine for attention a lot. He hates foreigners, though, and will kill anything that isn't a part of our family the moment he, she, or it walks through the door.

How about you Sean?

>> No.9668904

My cat is a jerkoff. He'll lie on my stepbrother's bed for hours but if you, at any time, attempt to cuddle with him he'll get up and leave.
Also, he likes to stretch out on the floor in the living room, but if you try to pet him he'll just leave.
He only wants to cuddle when I have my laptop out. He's a real jerk.

>> No.9668901

He can't be a kuroneko if he has a white spot.

>> No.9668903

Not this shit again

>> No.9668906
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9668906

Is this your cat, OP?

>> No.9668905

>>9668901
kuroshironeko?
kusoneko?

>> No.9668909

>>9668906
Lewd

>> No.9668912

Whao you used to go on 711chan too? Small world.

>> No.9668913

>>9668901

Yes he can, in the same way that Obama is black even though he's half-white.

>> No.9668922

>>9668906

My cat is a superior Maine Coon, not some shitty pleb-tier breed.

>> No.9668925
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9668925

I prefer dogs.

>> No.9668926
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9668926

Pic related. My cat.

>> No.9668929

>>9668922
I thought they looked similar, that's all. Never mind then...

>> No.9668936
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9668936

My cat is really sweet and loyal. She follows me around everywhere, although sometimes it's kind of annoying because she follows me to the bathroom and stuff.
All in all though, great cat.

>> No.9668938

>>9668926

What game are you playing?

>>9668929

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, anonymous. It's just that you should pay attention to breeds when comparing cats.

>> No.9668944

>>9668938
This was an old shot from when I was playing WoW.
It's such an awful game why can't I quit?

>> No.9668945
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>>9668925

>Preferring dogs.

>> No.9668943

>>9668936
Is it really named squird?

>> No.9668949

>>9668925
So you prefer an emotionally shallow animal? A slut? Not surprising.

>> No.9668947

>>9668943
No, her name is Squirt. I named her that when I was a kid, but I don't remember why.

>> No.9668948

>>9668936
She looks very sweet.

>> No.9668952

>>9668948
She is!

>> No.9668968
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>>9668949
I would argue that cats are the ones who are emotionally shallow. They're pretty boring. Dogs show joy and sadness, whereas cats pretty much look the same all the time, except when they are kittens.

>> No.9668973

>>9668968

Dogs can't purr.

>> No.9668977

>>9668973
Purring is the best.
Not barking and tail wagging like plebs.

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>>9668977

>Mfw there are now more cats than dogs in America.

>> No.9668983

I am not surprised by the amount of faggotry in a thread full of cat lovers.

>> No.9668984

>>9668977
How does it feel only being able to use vapid buzzwords to convey your thoughts?

Wait. Shit, "buzzword" is a buzzword.

>> No.9668990

>>9668983

Does your cat primarily sleep during the day and wake up during the night?

I read somewhere that cats tend to be nocturnal, but I'm not sure about the veracity of that.

>> No.9668991

>>9668981
Who are you quoting?

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>>9668977
Dogs make more variety of sounds than cats, and cats wag their tails too, but they do it when they are pissed off.
>>9668981
I blame crazy cat ladies that own 20 at a time.

>> No.9669002

Has anyone tried jerking their cat off so as to stop them from becoming reckless horny beasts?

>> No.9669004

This is an elaborate troll conceived by one individual right?You're not fooling me.

>> No.9669010

Stop talking to yourself pizzadad420

>> No.9669018

>>9669004
Ha! That's what you think!

>> No.9669020

>>9669004

No, we're a group of people from the /jp/ Facebook.

>> No.9669023
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>>9669004
NOPE

>> No.9669029

>>9668906
I wish my cat had a mustache.

>> No.9669030

>>9669023

Way to fuck up the tripcode John.

>> No.9669031

>>9669023
>Not using the trip
Get your shit together, John.

>> No.9669025
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9669025

i Can't wait to gon ON 4Chan and go to /jp/ to talk to MYSELF about cats.

>> No.9669046

Who do you guys ship the Facebook squad with?

I like John x Dan

>> No.9669049

>>9669046
I.. I see how it is a-anon.

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>>9669030
>>9669031
Oh okay.

>> No.9669056

>>9669046
You're making me blush. Please stop, anon

>> No.9669058

>>9669046

Chantelle x Zach is the best one tbh.

>> No.9669065

>>9669058
Zantelle is the best.

>> No.9669067

>>9669056

Real Facebook /jp/sies post with !GmxgLfJhMM

>> No.9669070
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>>9669046
B-Baka hentai!
Do hentai!

>> No.9669072

I'll be right back guys, I have to check on my laundry.

>> No.9669078

>>9669067
Don't tryhard too much, "/jp/sie"

>> No.9669090

>>9669078

Nah, I keep it real every day. I was born in Boston you know?

>> No.9669112

>>9669108

You should become Kawahara's editor and tell him to write

Accel World porn cha[ters .

>> No.9669108

>>9669072
Two months worth of laundry made a plopping noise as it flowed endlessly through dryer-tan.

>> No.9669111
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>>9669090
>Boston

>> No.9669110

How are your moms doing, OP?

>> No.9669113

>>9669112

*chapters. I'm so embarrassed ;_;.

>> No.9669116

>>9669112
Way to misspell chapters, faggot.

>> No.9669129
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>>9669111

Fuck off Jew Yorker scum!

Boston Clam Chowder>New York Chowder.

Chicago Pizza > New York Pizza.

>> No.9669130

Well guys, I'm off. It was fun! I'll see you around later!

>> No.9669136

>implying British scones aren't the best thing in existence

>> No.9669140

>>9669130

Be careful with those groceries Sean. You don't want to drop those eggs.

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>>9669129
I disagree, while most prefer New England clam chowder, I like the superior Manhatten. Chicago deep dish is good, if you enjoy men.

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>>9669130
Later Sean.

>> No.9669160

>>9669136

Btw everyone Chantelle is a girl.

>> No.9669165

What the actual fuck is going on in this thread?

>> No.9669167

>>9669160

Well we need a token female

>> No.9669169

>>9669150

Can we at least agree that American cuisine is better than the moldy bread and rancid beef slathered in curry that the British call food?

>> No.9669170

>>9669165
Crossboarders circlejerking

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