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Please don't misuse spoilers.

Youmu

Yukari

That feel when you clear your cookie and shit and >>9734929-faggot is out of the filter

Back in you go, -faggot.

Probably Marisa. That bitch does what she wants.

>>9734950
Using spoilers to hide /a/b/v/ memes is still misuse.

Sounds terrible

>>9734964
Shut up or I'll spam spoilers 16 hours a day, 6 days a week, taking the Sabbath as a day of rest, of course, just to piss you off.

Fuck all of you, taken.

I don't want to possess them, that's not very nice.

>>9734975
plz の bully!

>>9734927
What happens when multiple people select that same character? Or are we imagining that will not happen?

>>9734975

check out this badass here

>>9734986
They all die when they try to take the same body.

I don't trust any of you to not be thinking lewd thoughts about me, going with the safest option.

>>9734975
Do it faggot.

Chances are you are going to get bored before I get even slightly annoyed because you have no dedication.

Get fucked nerd.

>>9734927
Unnamed Giant Catfish obviously.

>>9734988
Watch it punk, I'll cut your fucking head off with a chainsaw.

>>9734994
You dumb motherfucker! I'm a master multitasker, so while I'm spoilering, I'll be hunting you down and raping your ass.

>>9734975
Woh.
We have an internet TUFF GUY here.

>>9735000
You wouldn't say that to my face, faggot. I'll bully whoever I want and you can't stop me.

>>9734975
>>9734999
Please don't misuse spoilers.

>>9735004
I'll fuck your 2hu.

They'd be possessed by losers so they'll lose a lot of their charm.

I'd rather just become one entirely
In that case Yuyuko so I could be well off and just eat all day

>>9735008
I can't believe you just fucking did that! You must be incredibly stupid, or really fucking incredibly stupid.

You wouldn't dare if you knew my dark secrets.

how many types of "which 2hu wud u fk?" threads can /jp/ make?

>>9735022
>dark secrets.
Your mom told me about your dark secrets while I was piledriving her ass into the ground.

>>9735022
I'ts true I broke her hymen. She said she was saving herself fo you, but I fucked her anyway and sent my my HIV+ seed deep inside her.

What the fuck you gonna do 'bout it?

>>9735005
Why don't you just Nagisa dies at the end of clannad?

>>9735030
Yeah, she does that, the fucking whore. The only thing she ever did right, was give birth to the wonderful baby girl that grew up to be me, and even with that she failed like 10 times because of a crack addiction.

Have at the bitch.

>>9735033
what the fuck man

seriously what the fuck

i was one thing away from the end
and you spoiled it

crawl in a hole and die, anata no baka

>>9735033
Fuck you man, I was watching that show.

Wouldn't this end with almost all of them having severe multiple personality disorder?

Will we get a set time limit in the body and spend the rest of our times just hanging out in the mind playing go fish or something?

>>9735044
>>9735046
Please put your name back on.

>>9735040
how is crack babby formed?
how do crackwhore get pregnat

>>9735056
чᴏᴜ ғᴜᴄᴋіᴎɢ ғᴀɢɢᴏт ʀᴇтᴀʀᴅ. і ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴏᴎᴇ ᴏғ тнᴏѕᴇ ᴘᴏѕтѕ ᴀᴎᴅ ᴎᴇітнᴇʀ ᴏғ тнᴇ ᴏтнᴇʀѕ. ѕтᴏᴘ ᴘʀᴇтᴇᴎᴅіᴎɢ чᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ ᴍᴏᴅ, ᴏʀ ᴀᴄтᴜᴀᴌᴌч ᴋᴎᴏᴡ ѕніт ᴀвᴏᴜт ᴀᴎчтніᴎɢ. чᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ѕᴜᴄн ᴀ ғᴜᴄᴋіᴎɢ іᴅіᴏт. і ᴌᴏᴠᴇ іт ᴡнᴇᴎ ѕтᴜᴘіᴅ ғᴀɢɢᴏт ᴌіттᴌᴇ ᴅіᴘѕнітѕ ᴡітн тіᴎч ᴅіᴎᴋѕ ᴌіᴋᴇ чᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ тнᴏѕᴇ "ѕᴀᴍᴇ ᴘᴇʀѕᴏᴎ" ᴌіᴎᴇ-ᴜᴘѕ ᴀᴎᴅ ᴀʀᴇ тᴏтᴀᴌᴌч ᴡʀᴏᴎɢ. ѕᴜᴄᴋ ᴍч віɢ нᴀіʀч ᴄᴏᴄᴋ чᴏᴜ ᴘᴀтнᴇтіᴄ ᴋᴎᴏᴡ-ᴎᴏтніᴎɢ ᴌіттᴌᴇ ɑᴜᴇᴇʀ вᴀіт. і'ᴌᴌ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ чᴏᴜ ᴡᴇᴀʀ ᴀ ғᴜᴄᴋіᴎɢ ᴅʀᴇѕѕ. ᴡнᴀт ᴀ ѕтᴜᴘіᴅ ғᴀɢ чᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ. нᴀʀᴅ тᴏ вᴇᴌіᴇᴠᴇ. ғᴀɢ.

i would like to be mokou

shes well liked by women and men alike

>>9735061
Fuck you.

None. I'd rather die than make a Touhou sad with such an act. Per example, imagine how Yuyuko would feel when she realizes the Youmu she knew and loved became a completely different person overnight.

Oh, and besides, what would you do if you took the place of a Touhou that plays an important role in maintaining Gensokyo's status quo?, like Yukari or Reimu?.

So, if I was forced to I'd choose Daiyousei or Rumia.

I would be Letty since no one else would want to be her

I would feel so bad if I possessed another Touhou.

The original touhou would just die out, wouldn't they?

Fuck it, I'd just be a clone, why not?

Nonetheles, Udonge-dom.

>>9735082
I'll be her just to spite you.

Letty will just go insane one day with two personalities fighting for control of her body.

Can any of the Touhous do exorcisms?
I'd pick that one and exorcise all you nerds out of my Touhous then exorcise myself

She's a nobody but I think she's a fairly classy looking nobody so I'll pick her. I'll bet nobody will even notice that her personality changed over night.

>>9735115
>>9735115
That would be pretty heart-throbbing

>>9735123
Also seems like it'd be quite the adventure.

>>9735123
>>9735131
I forgot that existed but yeah it probably would be a pretty heart throbbing adventure.

Maybe even literally since she might die of a heart attack or somethingif we fight over control of the body.

>>9735133
Would you be able to deal with people around you thinking about shoving broom stick handles up your ass and other nasty things?

>>9735162
I wouldn't want to hurt my favourite touhou though.

I'd feel so bad, especially if it was the whole fight for control of the body thing. It would be an interesting experience though, I'd try to work together if such a fate ever befalls me.

>>9735180
You're already hurting her by possessing her

Obviously I would pick my favorite. I think I would hold back and watch her while I adjust to the dynamic.

What happens to the mind of the Touhou we poses?

>>9735180
It'd be an interesting experience,
A satori can read the thoughts of any foreign being? even another mind within her?

>>9735187
Possession hurts in the first place?

Then I'd feel bad throughout, or at least make it as painless as possible.

>>9735194
Concerning Satori, she'd probably be surprised to any /jp/sie suddenly poofing into her head.

>>9735180
You end up like Greed off of FMA except the body would be gimping itself by letting you take over.

But you will have your time to shine when a life or death outside world basic trivia contest happens.

>>9735207
I probably would take a back seat to anything,
she'd probably be able to materialize me wouldn't she? in some form,

>>9735207
If anyone has the mental fortitude to keep someone from possessing them, it's Satori.

>>9735180
Well that's why I chose a character that I'm somewhat indifferent to.

>>9735214
Now that you say it, that trivia contest WILL happen.

>>9735217
That would be pretty cool. I'm sure Patchy would be able to do it, or maybe Eirin would be able to devise some crazy medicine to poof you into existence.

So which Touhou will /jp/ possess?

>ctrl-f kaguya

How is this not everyone's answer?

Also I am quoting the nameless entity who narrates my actions.

Does it have to be as a little girl? If not, I pick Rinnosuke.

>>9735242
Fag

>>9735249
Kaguya is not my favorite so I did not pick her. I cannot answer for others though.

Koishi. She has no conscious mind so she can probably coexist with whomever chooses to possess her.

>>9735219
I think it better to coexist in them, then to completely possess them,
Although she'd be unkeen on letting me stay,

Koishi would be far more trouble, I feel like Satori would be more reasonable and forgiving

>>9735270
She probably wouldn't give as much of a fuck as another character since it would just be another voice in her head.

i'd want to coexist in chen

This will all be fun and games until you realize that you have to sit down or squat to pee.

>>9735343

>he doesn't think girls can pee standing up

>>9735343
>>9735369
You could just let the girl take care of those meaningless bodily functions. No reason to do boring things.

>>9735343
I wouldn't mind that, and yeah
>>9735377
You'd let the girls take care of that, even though you'd be feeling it too,

>>9735379
You already have to feel taking a piss, though.

>>9735379
>You'd let the girls take care of that, even though you'd be feeling it too,

the average /jp/ sex fantasy

>>9735385
Then /jp/ is no longer allowed to bitch about Rustle loli.

Given that other touhous will be possessed by another /jpsie/, I'd choose to coexist with Reisen. She's the fluffiest girl, very cute, and has the most sex appeal. My dream to be the little girl is cumming through.

>>9735399
Fluffiest? Wouldn't that be Letty? She always seems to be the most pudgy.

Also. You have good taste, anon.

>>9735399
Reisen has a lot of chores doesn't she? And she's pretty overworked,

you sure you can deal with that?

I do not understand why everyone is worrying about what the other touhous think about whatever personality changes occur in the touhou they possess. EVERYONE IS GETTING POSSESSED hence no one should really care about any personality changes.

That aside, I'd probably go for Alice. She seems the most artistically inclined. I'd hate to have build up the muscle memory for artsy shit again from scratch. Then again, doll making =/= drawing

>>9735407
Not that poster, but I'd tough it out!

Otherwise, I would cry to Udonge to do it for me.

>>9735405

Thank you. It may be solely a personal bias although considering she's a rabbit she'd be fuwafuwa as fuck.

>>9735407

I can work it out, we can share the work together. Or I could take it all for her since I have all the love. Besides, if everyone has been possessed by a jpsie I doubt we would focus on work.

>>9734927

Stop using the spoiler function incorrectly, ``please''

I'd pick Murasa, but isn't she unable to leave the boat?

>>9735482
Landboat.

>>9735455
I thought that if there was possession, than both minds would share the pain, not independently of one another.

But I guess that falls under how possession and its technicalities would be defined

I'd choose Rinosuke. So I could try to go out and rape most of them

>>9734927
>That filename

I'd possess Yuuka and entirely ruin her image by being a good-fag who loves to help others.

>>9735530

Go on and try it. I dare you. I'll cut off your motherfucking dick into smithereens.

>>9735530
i can imagine this going something like this:

you: i-i-iiilll rape you!
touhou: you couldn't handle a strong woman like me! you can't even handle using his body fully, like a true beta. get lost before i get angry!
you: yes, ma'am...

Wildly retarded thread.

Spoilerfag didn't even make it worse.