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I'm hungry, but it's 5:30am and my sister is staying over, sleeping in the living room. I don't want to wake her and am now going to bed hungry.
Good night friend, have very cute dreams full of very happy cute pretty things!
Eat your feet.Do it.
I think you know exactly what we'd recommend you do with your sister. Gotta satisfy your hunger!
Why don't you keep food in your room, OP?
Put on socks so your feet are really quiet.
Are you a 500 pound gorilla or something? How the fuck can you not walk past someone without waking them up?
Fuck her, she's a guest and she's going to have to deal with you getting food.
>>9916236She's his sister dude. Incest is only acceptable in 2D.
>>9916231Because my room is filthy and some stuff belongs in the freezer.>>9916232That's not the problem. Due to some reasons I actually don't have door to the living room or the kitchen so if I turn on any lights she's going to wake up. Not to mention the door to my room opening and preparing food makes some noise.
>>9916239It's taboo and therefore hot in every dimension.
>>9916243>>9916236>>9916239I'd fuck her but she wouldn't fuck me, so yeah. Also she has a boyfriend.
>>9916240Unless she's an extremely light sleeper, or you sound like a 500 pound gorilla making food, she's not going to wake up.This is a ridiculous issue, just go get some food.
>>9916251Fuck him too.
>>9916255My door is REALLY loud. So loud that I had to put some cushion stuff on it after neighbours complained. It didn't really help only now closing the door is really hard.Also I think you underestimate the light factor.
/jp/ is too good-hearted for this world.
Okay now going to be for real after fapping.Good night.
>>9916426Nighty night sleep tight.
>>9916225>5:30amEurocunt detected. Please leave, /jp/ is an American-only board.
Why aren't you horny, OP?
Actually this would be a better blog thread, faggot.
my thread...
>>9917116,2 >>9917116,2 My mene...
This the new blog thread? Alright then let me get started. So I'm going to send back the tablet. I guess I was wrong. Technology really hasn't reached that point yet, or maybe it was just a defective product. Either way I am only getting like 180 of it back because of the shills over at amazon. Like why do I have to pay shipping if you are the ones that sent me a broken product? I'm most likely not going to use amazon again. I've returned things to them before and they just payed the shipping for me. I guess they changed their policy in the last couple years. It was always a lifesaver when you were sent a defective HDD or GPU. Anyway I have no clue what to do with this money. I'm just a neet. I don't need much, but now I'm sitting on over $500 that I refuse to put in a bank.
I bought 4 maple pecan danishes today time to become fatneet
>>9917116,4 Maybe I will like 50 to the Trevor's hunger foundation. He should be able to put it to better use then me.
>>9917116,6 maybe I will donate around $50*
tasty food is literally the best thing life has to offer
I think I'm going to get some depressed mcdonalds. Get a mcflurry two double quarter pounders and a coke plus fries.
>>9917116,9 I unconsciously read that as ``two double quarter pounders and a cock plus fries''
stop talking about tasty food please
>>9917116,4 Told you to get a laptop instead
>>9917116,12 uh why would you tell him that laptops are literally for girls
and homos
>>9917116,13 Because you can do way more with a laptop
>>9917116,15 that's true tablets are like laptops but twice as gay
I literally just got it to be able to play the love live game
>>9917116,17 woah talk about pathetic
>>9917116,17 Can't you install a mobile OS on a laptop? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqboSj5NEpE Like that...
>>9917116,17 do seriously not know about blue stacks?
>>9917116,20 >>9917116,19 you need to be able to touch the shit because you have to press things two at a time. I don't think any cheap tablet for PC has multi touch.
>>9917116,21 I don't know, try a touchpad or something if you only have a desktop. They're like less than $50, which is still less than a tablet. A laptop may or may not have multi touch, but it would still probably be hard because the trackpad isn't a fucking display.
>>9917116,22 Holy shit, I can't believe trackpads still exist.
>>9917116,23 What's supposed to replace them? That's like saying, "Holy shit, I can't believe keyboards still exist," isn't it?
>>9917116,24 Trackwheels or that rubberdome thing. The rubberdome thing was great.
>>9917116,25 I have no idea what either of those are.
>>9917116,26 ...
i'm almost done the second maple pecan danish this is harder than i expected
why couldn't I just be normal
I can't search archives for ill because retards feel the need to omit the apostrophe from I'll.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJDpj-HRQu4 sigh
https://soundcloud.com/ubiktune/virt-bubble-bath-aftermath
>>9917116,30 uh, its not retarded its chill and shows how detached you are
http://peek.usertesting.com/result/5348678686213?autoplay=true lmao
>>9917116,34 He reported it in the end lol
>>9917116,35 Was he doing it with his mom right near him? Who was the girl he talked to?
http://peek.usertesting.com/result/0547342360283?autoplay=true classic
>>9917116,34 >this G I F is really interesting to me
>>9917116,38 It's only natural. Everybody likes cute little girls.
>>9917116,37 feelio my posts are there
>>9917116,37 I like it when she says doo dong patchy dai fucka ja
>>9917116,37 can you post the one with the guy who sees a i h8 u white ppl
Please don't rub it in. Today I went out to eat by myself and I got seated at a table in kind of the middle of the room near the bar and all I could think was how nice it would be if there were a cute loli across from me eating with me. We could have even shared dessert. Instead I sat there and ate by myself, continually being bumped when the waitress got to the table behind me which was against the wall.
>>9917116,43 Are you fat
>>9917116,43 someone took a picture of you
>>9917116,43 i wish totri was there with me
I'm gonna please a /ghost/boy's penis one day perhaps. (´・ω・`)
I want a boy to discreetly touch my ass through my panties under my skirt or dress in public.
>>9917116,48 yeah but you're a boy so thats super gay real life gay is gross as hell
>>9917116,48 same
#slaythegay
imr eally turned on right now
>>9917116,49 I'm not a boy.
>>9917116,53 I'm a MAN.
i really miss charles
God listening to nostalgic songs from my childhood makes me want to die
>>9917116,56 i just want to di eanyaywas
>>9917116,56 I know that feelio
>>9917116,57 Don't you want another chance
>>9917116,59 there is no chance for me if only totori would come and sav eme
>>9917116,60 Go find her
i wouldn't mind another chance if I died, but things would need to be noticeably and significantly different, otherwise I'd just wind up as the same piece of shit I am right now.
>>9917116,56 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbeBJPbZiOY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTwJo0HeNmU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ap4s6pyoNw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xxQs34UMx4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m9Woo6UwoI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c87TKWgRyCE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sGmmxUQWig https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahWmkV0mtvk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV-HPOHu8mY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhQLcKsoR44
>>9917116,63 I used to listen to these and then I transitioned directly into anime songs, and then denpa. That was when I was in junior high. God, have I really been listening to this stuff for 10 years now?
>>9917116,63 >linking all those songs but not linkin park >pretending you didn't love linkin park Kill yoursaelf.
>>9917116,34 woah pedo combined with normie confusion poor guy...
Sono toki no kimochi when your family thinks you're gay since you have no gf
>>9917116,65 oh yeah i forgot about them yeah i liked linkin park too
Can somebody please tell me some sweets to make tomorrow? I haven't cooked in a while and I've been really wanting to make something sweet but I don't have any idea what to actually make.
>>9917116,69 le chocolat eclair
>>9917116,69 i made butterscotch
I want to have sex with Uni and Nepgear.
nepgear must smell so good oh my god
>>9917116,72 >>9917116,73 uh why nepgear yui horie is unkawaii
>>9917116,74 ...
>>9917116,75 maybe you should switch to neptune she is better
The first real friend I made in the United States was a girl named Maddy Humphreys. Isn’t that ironic? The first friend I made in the United States was a girl! She was the first female friend I’ve ever had, and she would be the last. Maddy and I started playing together at Farm School, and eventually my parents became very good friends with her parents. Maddy’s father is the famous British musician Paul Humpreys, and her mother is named Maureen, though we would call her Mo. They had a nice house in Hidden Hills. Our families got together often to have barbeques and dinners. I was a 5 year old boy playing with a girl my own age like any normal boy would do. I was enjoying life in a world that I loved. I was happy, and completely oblivious of the fact that my future on this world would only turn to darkness and misery because of girls. This girl who was my friend, Maddy Humpreys, would eventually come to represent everything I hate and despise; everything that is against me, and everything that I’m against. I was playing innocently with this girl, in the manner that all children play. We even took baths together; it was the only time in my life that I would see a girl my age naked. When I think about the experiences I had during my friendship with her, it makes me think ominously of the fact that all children, boys and girls, start out the same. We all start out innocent, and we all start out together. Only through the experiences and circumstances of growing up do we drift apart, form allegiances, and face each other as enemies. That is when wars happen, and that is when the true nature of humanity rises to the surface. At this stage of my life, of course, my war hadn’t started yet, and it wouldn’t start for a long time. I was enjoying my life without a care in the world, not knowing that all of my joy is destined to turn to dust.
>>9917116,77 I recognized this from the first two sentences who elliot rodger here?
the pain isn't going away
I'm thinking of picking up a psp vita thing. Can you pirate games on the psp vita? Also is it region locked?
*drinks really disgusting diet coke that he poured from a bottle into his old pepsi max cans*
my farts smell really, really bad is there a way to have good smelling farts?
>>9917116,80 pls respond :( all you fucking normies are out partying on a saturday morning.
>>9917116,83 just get a psp
>>9917116,82 i read that farts can seep into fabrics so when my farts were really bad i put a fart blanket pile on the other side of the room and go there and squat down and fart all over them then go back to my chair which was far away so i couldn't smell anything don't eat grains (which are evil) and eat less things with sugar and fiber to help with farting less and smellingl ess
>>9917116,85 so sorry if this is a weird thing to ask you but would you sell that blanket to me?
>>9917116,84 can you play vita games on a normal psp?
>>9917116,87 yea
It looks like you can't even pirate games to the psp vita. What a shit system. Paying full price for games. It would be like going back to 2004
>>9917116,88 wait so I know you can pirate games for the psp by just putting them on a memory stick or whatever. Does that mean you can pirate vita games and play them on the psp? Why did they even make the psp vita?
>>9917116,87 >>9917116,88 I'm being trolled aren't I. epic dude
what is best way to kill myself
last night my only friend told me he couldnt come over to hang out with me anymore so i drank but this morning he texted and said it was a good thing because he woke up feelign sick so i texted him back sayign i owke up feeling like killing myself
>>9917116,93 don't do that he'll stop talking to you forever
>>9917116,94 thats okay he probably hung out with girls and his bros last night instead of me
haha ts okay id ont mind to much i have totori wth me
why even bother
where is eveyone
im here wish i wasnt
i hear tons of voices outside of my room, well over 20 people are in my house for some reason i really need to pee but mum recentlky threw out all my bottles the washroom is just around the corner but i dont want to be spotted by any of those people i think i might try peeing out the window
>>9917116,92 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charcoal-burning_suicide even more accessible than inert gas.
>>9917116,80 You can't pirate but it's not region locked. The PS3 and 4 aren't either.
I wonder how many suicides warosu has actually contributed to
fucking BULYING fucking dicmk
>>9917116,103 my record is 4
nobody fucking cares....
>>9917116,106 nobody will care about you if you don't care about yourself some words of widsom
do ytou guys think there was anyone called autisimus or autismius a long time ago
othismos
>>9917116,108 I do not know greek but I do not think autism in that spelling was a word at that time
>>9917116,110 You weren't there so you don't know
I wish I was diagnosed with something so it could be cured
i peed out the window but the beginning and end of the stream got on my windowsill
http://i.imgur.com/5p6pPq0.jpg
>>9917116,114 What the fuck is that
>>9917116,115 http://i.imgur.com/ImuDYZN.jpg What do you think it looks like?
i saw my neighbor cutting the grass today. she used to be a cute loli but now shes a teenager with a really big butt and thighs. i dont even know how it happened.
>>9917116,116 Uh I don't know some kind of xenomorph hive?
>>9917116,116 Does anyone else get turned on by the slime? It reminds me of slimy loli vaginas.
>>9917116,116 wth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XihQeZpwqpE do you Ride?
>>9917116,121 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oepu4pHrpAo Yes
>>9917116,122 you're that gay guy...
http://ota-ch.com/jp/res/155451.html
http://youtu.be/6tpzCdnCFNM?t=17m43s i can't wait for this game
>>9917116,125 Where are the cute girls?
>>9917116,126 you can pilot a loli mech
buying anime figures makes me happy and keeps the pain of living at bay
my mom keeps feeding me first she gives me 5 cups of spaghetti and as much garlic bread as i want now she gives me 2 COOKIES she says she baked 2 for everyone how can I refuse that
im watching all the pictures from wonfest
>>9917116,128 How much does shipping for figs usually cost? I assume you live in the US?
>>9917116,131 depends on the weight and size but sometimes its like 20$
>>9917116,132 on the west caost
shipping is usaually 20 dollars for me and my belly is goign toburst
>>9917116,133 Have you ever ordered two or three figs at once? HOw much does the shipping increase for each?
>>9917116,134 no one cares
>>9917116,136 dont read my message if you dont care you wanna know how full my BELLLLLLLLLLLLY IS
>>9917116,136 i care please take you bullying to /a/ where it belongs
>>9917116,138 are you from /a/ o rsomething
>>9917116,136 you can't post that in the blog thread that's cheating
>>9917116,139 no that's where u r from :) now go back
>>9917116,141 i dont even know why oyu brought 4chan up
>>9917116,142 lmao everyone knows /ota/ is basically /a/ of da /jp/ spin offs. Do u not know this?
>>9917116,143 why are you talking about ota now god ret ard
>>9917116,143 slow dnt Dont buly im Really Me New andMyabe Slightly mAybe I have autism But please jUst Dont Fn of me Its really mean And It Hturs My a felings so much i in PS Schoolwhen It HAPPENED bit I wAnt To Cry again
>>9917116,145 i know that feel
>>9917116,145 ALRIGHT man I SRRy i HOPE u can rEcovery frOM UR iLLnesS
>>9917116,147 IMPOSSIBLE i wll never never Recover i hard Parobbly never Lvie A Normal Things Life wy andwaht Do happened a To Me And my Mom becosuetattWhenever Want And I want its Crying Me says Too sys Sory Why Cant I Just live Quiet Lfe like mean i To live is Wlil In A stUdio apartment By myselF with good anD A NICE computer How juSt is It do GOD danmit mom Did you i to
is it bad if i wear earplugs to sleep
>>9917116,149 no i wear them all the time what kind do you wear?
>>9917116,150 regular disposable ones
>>9917116,149 i put in earplugs to sleep too cause everyone is an inconsiderate nigger
>>9917116,151 theres a huge variety!
>>9917116,153 i dont know dude what do you want me to say they're orange
I have PTSD from sleeping in a room with other children when I was on a school trip and they wouldnt be quiet even when I asked them too i just wanted to go to sleep but they never bed quiet
>>9917116,155 That's called being fucking retard.
i sleep next to the AC and put it on maximum when it's noisy
>>9917116,156 what is
I Evn I to Dnt I Have A HARD going And then KILL HAVE nightmares All tehTime JUST becosuewas Bulied by So maNy peapleWae Up Crying and sWeting andslep shaking Kll why Are thnIgs like God this just me i Please PLEASE ME GOD PLASE PLEASE JUST
Even though I cleared out a lot of piss bottles last year it smells like piss again in my room.
I wish Yayoi and Iori would visit me and watch me jack off.
every day when I get up I hope for some email or something that tells me things have changed...
>>9917116,162 "Nothing will change until you change yourself" - Totori
it doesn't matter how much I change myself they don't care.
seiipai kagayaku kagayaku hoshi ni nare
my finger hurts
seriously I can't type or scroll in this state
oh this the new blog thread
>>9917116,168 it says my blog so I thought it was
>>9917116,169 it can be since the other one is pretty big now
Sweet, blog thread. Had a bad day today so I'm spending the night at my aunt's tonight. I'm here on my laptop listening to Chikuwa Parfait while The Scorpion King plays on TV. This movie is so cheesy, I can't believe I liked it. Anyway, last time I slept over I was woken up by having my cousins jump into my bed and on me and start laying on me, so I'm going to get into bed soon so I can get enough sleep. I'm planning on making breakfast for everyone tomorrow but I can't decide on what to make so maybe I'll take orders or something.
>>9917116,171 Why would you repost this?
>>9917116,172 It's a cautionary tale of how innocently molestation can begin
I once downloaded a movie called The Loss of Sexual Innocence thinking it was a porn movie with rape scenes it was some shitty documentary
roast dinner then quality anime watching time, it's good to be alive
Someone please recommend me some action game to play. West or East it doesn't matter as long as I can play it on PC/emulators. I'm bored as fuck.
>>9917116,176 Be more specific?
someone's car slipped off the road near my house and they couldn't get back on the road until a good samaritan helped them out remember to get winter tires before you Drive friends
>>9917116,178 lamo reminds me seeing a small car on the side of the road spinning its tires as fast as it could but barely moving an inch because the road had 1 centimeter of snow on it
ive never seen snow in my life
>>9917116,180 stop living in a shithole maybe?
>>9917116,181 I don't live in a shithole, I live in Cali and if you say something bad about it you're just jealous because all the movie stars live here so its a good place to live and its the most multicultural place on earth so stay mad kid oh yeah and milk live less than 30 minutes away ;)
>>9917116,182 >its the most multicultural place on earth that would be the shithole they call T*r*nt*
>>9917116,177 I looked around I think I"m going to play ape escape. Never played them before.
gonna watch nanoha movie today
Go princess stream in uhh 5 minutes Obs just won't work on my shitty laptop (which Is why I srsly need a new PC) so there was a hour delay
In 30 seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wAXnHathms link
ok I'm streaming
>>9917116,189 nvm http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=654055
>>9917116,190 odajfoijew cure mermaid so stylish and they edited the OP so each reveal I guess will be added woajfiejfoej I'm liking this so far another quality ep
Anyone hear any news of when the PS3 is going to drop in price? It should be fairly soon right?
>>9917116,190 real deal fuckin' retard
>>9917116,193 It's not my fault, my computer is just old.
>>9917116,194 then maybe don't try to stream...
>>9917116,194 you're a fucking retard
feel when mom owes me 250 dollars and then she ask for more and I say no bitch fuck off you mooching hag.
>>9917116,196 did you enjoy the show?
>>9917116,198 i hope you fucking die or your mom kicks you out piece of shit kike
fuck you retard
>>9917116,199 How did you know I was Jewish? Here is what my face looks like: http://a.pomf.se/jjmkxu.jpg
>>9917116,201 your face looks like a retarded shitskin
>>9917116,202 http://a.pomf.se/fhjtwv.jpg
>>9917116,203 i hoep you fucking die on your motorbike you piece of shit
>>9917116,204 I don't drive. http://a.pomf.se/gwkqxn.jpg
>>9917116,205 fucking retard
>>9917116,206 http://a.pomf.se/irnlgl.jpg
pls call me a retard again so I can post more pics
>>9917116,208 shut the fuck up retard
too much bullying in this thread...
>>9917116,209 http://a.pomf.se/laspbg.jpg
>>9917116,210 retards were born to be bullied so decent human beings wouldn't have to be targeted
>>9917116,212 that's a retarded interpretation
http://a.pomf.se/bmutev.jpg
>>9917116,213 Not really, they're basically just scapegoats fro the rest of us, are you retarded?
>>9917116,213 he's a teenbro. What do you expect?
>>9917116,215 no you are retarded you retarded retard fatty
Oh I get it, you just want me to do all the work for you to fill your haruno folder, aren't I right? Clever little rascal you. http://a.pomf.se/yyjumc.jpg
>>9917116,216 trying to hard
>>9917116,218 Us fucking ot/a/ku bro
Was the teenbro meme created by old bitter washouts like trevgay
>>9917116,220 a.pomf.se/eilsue.jpgtw nothing is wrong with /a/...in fact hating on /a/ by now is a meme that needs to die
>>9917116,221 yeah since that's their hangout and part of trevors thing is to insult his shitty fans
>>9917116,221 retard...
>>9917116,222 yeah whos waifu wud u fuck xD lol whos an oldfag like me i was here for kill le kill why dont they mke good animes anymor like cowboy bepoop
>>9917116,225 you barely watch anime in the first place so why does that bother you?
>>9917116,226 like literally under 90 shows watched
>>9917116,227 thats pretty generous, id say the /a/ of today has an average of about 30 shows watched at best
>>9917116,228 FUG YES i am finally cooler than /a/
>>9917116,228 that would be /v/ and /co/ I hope
>>9917116,222 >nothing is wrong with /a/ hehe
>>9917116,222 doesnt work
/a/ has been swamped by cargo cult fags that dont actually watch anime
>>9917116,232 oh sorry http://a.pomf.se/eilsue.jpg
>>9917116,234 By the end of the year your folder should have over 500 funny faces.
le funny face
>>9917116,233 what is a cargo cult? Do you commit ritual suicide with boxes and Styrofoam?
>>9917116,237 kill yourself teenlad
>>9917116,238 why don't you explain it instead
>>9917116,239 why don't you fucking google it you stupid nigger
>>9917116,240 it doesn't have anything to do with what you are describing
>>9917116,241 not even my posts dumbass I just told you to google a cargo cult cause you're fucking retarded
>>9917116,242 back to /a/ /a/ro
>>9917116,243 go away kid
now this is autism
>>9917116,204 that guy isnt me im right here I had a nice dream. It involved tropical islands, time travel, teleportation, and lolis.
>>9917116,246 i'm sonicman
>>9917116,247 prove it
>>9917116,247 you're not. i'm the guy who streams sonic racing if that's who you're talking about.
>>9917116,249 that was me
>>9917116,244 It's your own retarded metaphor that got you in this situation buddy
mum keeps calling me a fatass fug
>>9917116,252 She wants you.... Next time say "your ass is fatter than mine so whatever"
>>9917116,251 The form of language chosen may include metaphors that are meaningful only to the speaker. The message meant by the speaker may not be understood by those who hear it, or the message may be meaningful only to a few people who understand the speaker’s private language.
>>9917116,254 Man just shut the fuck up.
literal gays itt
>>9917116,256 Talking about yourself? Yeah, we already know, queerboy.
how do i know if im gay
>>9917116,257 heh just trying to get actual gays to respond looks like i caught one owned :)
>>9917116,258 If you got to ask...
>>9917116,260 i just finished jacking off while watching sissy porn and sucking on a dildo suctioned to my desk am i gay?
my dad thinks im gay but im not
New Top Gear!
anyone else bite there fingernails
>>9917116,264 yes but only when I'm off my ass on meth
>>9917116,261 yeah :-/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhSDVfpDogI
go the fuck away
My mom said she was getting mad as I was complaining to her how she put supper on too late and it was going to take forever to cook. What kind of person do you have to be to honestly say that you are "getting mad" about something in order to ward off criticism? What a pathetic existence.
>>9917116,269 You are a piece of shit
let it end
eating a rlealy Wish big it was Froen but I Coked it put it ALL On tehPlaeForThen Myself i wter only hae thouh To Drink i i had soe pOp Or sOmething ad i need To go TO Sleep eAlry God Damnit gd juSt Kill me Nwplease Gd Jst Kill me
feel when no one to play shitty doujin fighting games with
I didn't know Eri Kitamura did a voice for a character in Durarara? I really want to fuck her she's the one on the right? http://a.pomf.se/ixovbn.bmp http://a.pomf.se/bskfkl.bmp
>>9917116,274 >bmp ...
milk
>>9917116,275 Woah, hold on a second. What's the problem here, boy?
>>9917116,274 Please stop doing that?
>>9917116,278 I don't give a fuck about anything no?
>>9917116,267 Do normies actually find this shit funny?
>>9917116,281 No. Female comedians are not enjoyed by normies. They enjoy people like Louis C.K. and Jerry Seinfeld.
>>9917116,282 Female comedians are terrible awnd should be raped on stage and fucked
>>9917116,274 This character seems really lewd and I have a feeling she's a slut who fucks everyone just to see what it's like and I like that I would also like to fuck her
>>9917116,284 i want to put my idck in a girl
puffy girl pussy behind cute pink panties
i want to fuck a pussy with my horny dick and cum
>>9917116,287 what if its a lolipussy
>>9917116,288 that's sick
>>9917116,289 is it really that sick?
>>9917116,290 i'm gonna puke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA77fS-G54o
>>9917116,292 i'm gonna puke
>>9917116,292 ive listened to this for hours befoer
>>9917116,94 he told me to never talk to him again
>>9917116,295 Good
>>9917116,296 gop bully someone else bully
JUST FUCKIGN KILL ME
>>9917116,297 Haha
>>9917116,291 its natural why would you puke why would cumming in a lolipussy make you puke
>>9917116,295 I warned you... sigh
mum isnt going to make lunch what am i supposed to do...
>>9917116,303 toast is easy to make because you put the bread into the toaster and that's it!
http://cunnychan.org/c/src/1423506047956.jpg
>>9917116,305 cp dont click
>>9917116,305 yep that's a preadolescent female Homo sapien literally evolved from monkeys, perceived by my thalamus in such a way that excitatory signals are sent to the arousal centers of my amygdala. gee this sure is worth getting upset over.
even on a rewatch Love Live can still make me cry
http://youtu.be/Zq_dZVt_RjY?t=2m33s
>>9917116,267 girls are never funny
Who is the hottest stud to have ever graced /jp/? I need a bf BADLY and he has to be an alpha dog.
>>9917116,311 Me I don't fuck fags though
>>9917116,311 Probably one of those kids that showed up, made one post insulting our cartoons then never posted again.
https://media.8ch.net/hebe/src/1423516178125.jpg
>>9917116,313 He has to have been a /jp/ regular, preferably a /jp/ celeb.
>>9917116,315 are you cute
>>9917116,315 Hahahahhahahahhahahaha
>>9917116,316 I asked first, give me a name.
>>9917116,318 look bitch boy, if you want your boypussy filled you are gonna have to get used to taking it from me are you cute
>>9917116,319 head on back to gnfos
feelio when
god damnit so i was sitting here and all of the sudden my balls start hurting why am i dying
>>9917116,322 ur boypussy needs dick
The cast of Durarara surprises me there's a lot of recognizable voice actors.
>>9917116,322 Was it a really sharp pain sometimes I get that
>>9917116,325 I get that too hurts sometimes it happens when im pee
>>9917116,325 ya it was just a sharp pain for like 2 minutes but i was just sitting here i didnt piss or anything
my boy pussy is twitching
i haveny used my obnahoels this year fuck
>>9917116,329 Can I please have them
>>9917116,330 i have some ripped ones that i dont use but i dont have money to ship them
>>9917116,330 just use a stuffed toilet paper roll works for me
>>9917116,329 I have been waiting for more lube for a month now. I'm kinda pissed. I have no clue where it is right now.
>>9917116,332 what? my dick doesnt even fit in a toilet paper roll
>>9917116,334 Do you have a chod or are you just not from America?
>>9917116,335 im in the us
>>9917116,336 Then your dick should fit in a toilet paper roll. I'm pretty sure we have a standrdized toilet paper roll size throughout the country. If your dick doesn't fit into a toilet paper role you will never use a onahole either.
>>9917116,337 Your erect dick shouldn't fit you're doing it wrong
God fucking damnit. This guy on Amazon is starting to piss me off. I ordered my card reader over a month ago, it got here about a week ago, and even though the box was the one I ordered, the actual reader inside was not the item I ordered. I filed a claim a week ago and he hasn't responded. This guy is 20 minutes away from me, two cities over.
>>9917116,337 it just doesnt fit you have a skinny dick
>>9917116,339 Did you call Fry's about it?
>>9917116,341 Fry's no longer carries the Sony card reader that I want to replace my card reader with. The reason I want the Sony one is because of the way the CF card fits into the reader. For most of them, the card almost entirely sticks out. For the Sony, it stuck out maybe 1/4 of the way; most of it was inside the reader. On top of that, I know the Sony has just one tiny LED on it. The Sony also has just one cord for the entire reader, USB slot included. The one I was given has one cord for the card slots, and one for the USB slot.
>>9917116,342 Oh, and the cords for the reader I was given are detachable. On the reader itself are two USB B slots, and the supplied cables have one end that plugs into the motherboard and one USB B plug, meant to go into the reader. This thing is shit.
>>9917116,342 >>9917116,343 Cool
My typing speed has hit wall and has been suck at 70 wpm for a while now. What can I do to try to improve it?
>>9917116,345 i used to play a lot of runescape which hammered my typing speed to three digits i guess play some mmorpgs maybe
>>9917116,345 put rubber o-rings around the switches
I can't stop watching shitty slasher movies
God damn I want to fuck Mairu so bad.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=162795 I really want to fuck Uchida too. Eri has a really nice voice.
Phone posting back on jp
>>9917116,351 Still can't make new threads.
>>9917116,352 Lemme try again. I just made the Doooooog Daaaaaaysssss one then it got deleted.
>>9917116,352 Just remade the dog days thread no problemo
>>9917116,353 Still getting white screens here. Can still make posts, though.
>>9917116,355 Workin fine for me on the current iOS. Dunno what to tell you man. Sorry.
>>9917116,356 This is across two different machines and three different operating systems, so it may be a problem on 4chan's part.
woah who is this loligirl showing up in the 5th episode shes cute and she wears black tights http://a.pomf.se/oigbqh.jpg http://a.pomf.se/jlbari.jpg http://a.pomf.se/eydtcu.jpg http://a.pomf.se/oigbqh.jpg http://a.pomf.se/kzbzqa.jpg http://a.pomf.se/ugpjhu.jpg http://a.pomf.se/oigbqh.jpg http://a.pomf.se/cizefk.jpg
>>9917116,358 i want my sperm in her
It's really lewd to think that every single little girl out there has a little lolipussy. It's also lewd to think that nearly every single cute little girl will one day have a dick shoot cum inside of her.
This guy jumped from 11 to 113 sales overnight WTFFFFfff am I doing with my life and how STUPID are people????
>>9917116,361 I'm so confused....I seriously need to finish my product to step in on this gravy train.
I just came home from a cosplay convention today. Yeah it was fun, after three months of isolation since the last time I went out. Ogling those sluts really ticked off my d, but what really caught my dick off guard was this qt as HECK little girl (literally, no pedo) in a some anime-character-I-don't-know costume. she was wearing a blue shoulder length wig and thigh highs and a skirt. Now I have an extreme fetish for ZR, and this girl really made my dick like a throbbing flesh pole covered in veins, that plus the fact that I have still like a libido of a 13 year old. I almost went up to here but I noticed my stupidly baggy and thin as heck mickey mouse boxers could barely level and hide my 7 inch megathundercock which is almost like sentient enough to zip down my fly. I don't know if she saw (she probably did) but I kept nudging off that lump on my crotch and quickly turned around and walked off to the door with a really fucking retarded strut. I hurriedly went home while the memory is still fresh in my head, I've already had 3 sessions, my dick hurts and I still can't stop thinking about it.
>>9917116,363 You went to a cosplay convention and didn't take pics so you can, you know,store the memory permanently (and share with us)? Are you a fucking retard or what?
>>9917116,363 how is it no pedo when you got hard and jerked it from her
>>9917116,364 this what thefuck dude
A friend of mine takes the pictures. We agreed to have a rendezvous beside this hotdog kiosk after the top 10 costume event but I left him alone
>>9917116,367 That's no excuse. You are an idiot.
this is some next level normie shit
>>9917116,355 Yeah I'm having this problem too. It seems that sometimes when I try to post it just goes to the white screen. If I have 4chan X enabled it says "error could not connect to sys.4chan.org" or something like that.
In my dream last night me and my tsun anime gf were assaulted by pangolins which were referred to as jangolins but we kept running and at the end of the day I overheard her say she love me.
I had a dream that I was watching an episode of kancore even though I dropped that and it was like I was in the episode somehow and it was near the end and there was this army off the coast and they were being bombed by some super powerful girls on my team but they weren't kancores they were something else from previously in the dream that I don't remember. then as the army was all gone it turned into more of a party with hundreds of girls and I was approaching some table where an award was being presented and there were girls like oreimos and love lives and all stuff from other series even though it was still kancolle, then as I got up to the table and the crowd was facing it and some guy was talking, kirino was off to the side behind the table being fucked by this red haired guy, he had already cummed inside because you could see the white where his dick and her pussy connected even though it was all blurred for censoring. kirino was trying to tell him to be careful since people might see or something but they were still fucking and kyousuke was at the other side of the table facing towards the crowd so he couldn't see her, but then something knocked him back onto them so he could see he was getting NTRed and she landed on him somehow and he looked like he was knocked out, but then a few seconds later he got up with an uppercut to her which sent her flying offscreen into the crowd, and then some text like "GOD BROTHER" appeared on screen and he smiled. I wouldn't have smiled if I was him since he got NTRed after that some other stuff happened but I don't remember it
Tippy from the hit 2014 anime Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu Ka was in one of my dreams a couple nights ago.
My social worker just emailed me >< still haven't found a job.
jdksajfokejfoiewjfoijaewofijwogjageoiewjogijaweogijaweogijwgjeoaigjeowjgoijewgoi fuck I NEED MONEY NOWWWWWWWW
>>9917116,375 me too
why do girls like Persona
>giving me anime figures the ol' dusting >notice a couple orange splatters on a few of them >it's tomato sauce FUGGGGGGGGGGGGG this is a reminder to not eat tomato sauce foods like pizza or lasagna near your anibabes...
mum made some chicken potato thing tastes kinda good i guess
*sigh*
>>9917116,380 what's wrong
>>9917116,381 everything...
*si-gh*
i have a penis
I wish I was a girl
WHY AM I SUCH A FUCKING LOSER
ur just lazy
>>9917116,363 uh you sound like a pedo?
Someone please give me moneyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
whats your favorite sonic theme
>>9917116,390 The one where they sing about "can you seeee, the sun is shining on me...alive...kill me"
oh gd WHEN I PALESE wOke up tdaY i GOT exited becosueI Sme Oros tattI hId In tehpAt Bt when I grabbedtehPackage Noticd They were Open And They were raelLy sTale Ad Something Crawled tehPackage And Touched tehorEos motherfucking Why foud My life Like this Its Jsut Oe disappointment After tehOther why did Even Wake Up today i Thougt I wAs gOing To Die Last in nightWHY cnt You just lt Me die GOD LET ME DIE KILL NOWFUCI NGKLL ME PLEASE
>>9917116,392 stop this you'll make people think I'm a retard
>>9917116,389 How/4what/howmuch
How can I tell if I've been lobotomized?
fuck what should i ear for dinner
This BITCH made ~$22,000 off her shite just this month. FUCKING GIVGE MEMWOMFOEfoewfjoewfjokewf
>>9917116,397 Who
>>9917116,398 Some bitch.
>>9917116,398 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Sfs9h3bIDg
>>9917116,400 funny video
>>9917116,401 ty
why are so many blacks into fighting games
Okay this is getting crazy. I'm the guy who made the other blog thread, the one getting 1500+ replies and now this is the new blog thread - one I made too. This is just wierd. It's seriously creepy.
>>9917116,403 dbz influence
>>9917116,391 Rules of Nature is a good one.
>>9917116,405 then you will say "why are so many blacks into dbz" well idk
what is a nigger to do without the white man in view
````Time flys when you're posting shite.'' --Me'' --11536036,10
I just spent nearly all day watching Digimon and browsing pixiv.
>>9917116,410 What makes you think i or any of the other real wbros care
>>9917116,411 he doesn't have to think about that he has autism and doesn't give a fuck
>>9917116,411 I have been away for a couple days. What happened? Did someone link warosu in /a/ or something?
>>9917116,403 Why do you think? Look around you
>>9917116,412 >>9917116,411 Ah, this is classic Trout behavior. Trout-senpai how are you doing? Letting off some steam here?
>>9917116,415 go away janitor
>>9917116,416 Trout on full damage control. Calm down Trout I am able to identify when you post. I'm amazed you don't at least try to change up your shitposting tactics a bit.
le fake irc logs maymay
i wish i had a cute loli sitting in my lap RIGHT NOW
>>9917116,418 >fake now this is truly damage control
>>9917116,419 and also that my dick was inside of her while she casually sat there on my lap. that would be nice.
I think I might start watching more anime and maybe even start posting on /a/ again if this college thing doesn't work out.
>>9917116,422 lol faglord
>>9917116,422 out
hey guys trout here just wanted to say hi okay that's all goodbye
god warosu is so fucking boring lately did everyone interesting go somewhere else
>>9917116,426 Who the fuck here was ever interesting?
>>9917116,427 gooey...
>>9917116,427 Siz and Tali.
>>9917116,428 >>9917116,429 A huge normalfag tryhard and a couple of braindead teenagers. Nice.
>>9917116,427 can i be interesting
>>9917116,431 Owned.
>>9917116,432 what im confused?
>>9917116,433 Pathetic
>>9917116,431 holy fuck
>>9917116,430 siz isn't a teenager
>>9917116,436 you should kill yourself
MOON PRISM POWER, MAKE UP!
I genuinely like Tali...
>>9917116,439 loads of people do, it's pretty disgusting
>>9917116,440 He's like a wacky cousin or something. He seems cute as fuck.
>>9917116,441 http://a.pomf.se/fdaigk.jpg hes a sociopath and literally a liar so unless youre some trailer trash degenerate then im sure reminds you of your "wacky cousin" LOL
>>9917116,442 I have seen that image a hundred times. Its what made me like him in the first place. I like his whole idea that children can actually consent to sex its funny.
>>9917116,443 counterstrike kiddie spotted
>>9917116,444 The wolve's trips
>>9917116,444 I don't play counter strike nor LoL.
http://a.pomf.se/klcbcs.jpg
Not only is tali attracted to children but that one child he posts pictures of is clearly not White either.
>>9917116,448 Are you talking about Kuro? How do you not know who Kuro is? She is one of the very few good things to come from Type-moon. There is a difference between 2D and 3D.
>>9917116,447 uh did this anime get good yet i like the girls but if its bad i wont watcfh
is there any anime this season worth watching btw
>>9917116,449 I know who the little semen demon is but I never read or watched any of her stuff. Black is black, no matter the dimension.
tali posting kuro is the only good thing about that nerd
>>9917116,452 Fuck off back to /a/. She isn't even black either. She's tanned. Fucking faggots not watching Prism Illya end yourselves.
>>9917116,454 She is LITERALLY black (kuro). I know what a tan looks like and it doesn't look like that. Orange/Yellow eyes further my point that is isn't white.
Uni is my universe
>>9917116,456 no normies
feely when the word "item" suddenly looks funny to you
>>9917116,458 when I see "item" I immediately think of RPGs
milk and i are an item ;)
when you're in flying mode in sonic racing you go faster if you barrel roll while boosting btw
peepee's getting tingly anyone got some hot anime babe pics i can look at
>>9917116,455 Shiro's name is shiro in japanese, but he isn't white. What is your point?
I'm not white
me neither
Just kidding I'm white as hell
me too
>>9917116,463 She is named kuro because of her black skin. Put two and two together jesus
>>9917116,451 princess precure
I'm not white, shoot me.
>>9917116,468 But she isn't black...
>>9917116,451 Aikatsu!
>>9917116,471 She certainly isn't white.
>>9917116,455 Black as in the color, not the race.
I'm not white and I love watching Aikatsu!
>>9917116,474 So it's just a coincidence that her skin is NOT WHITE and actually could be considered BLACK
>>9917116,476 She's a clone of Ilya with DEEP DARK skin. Also who are you? ou should see what ppe
>There is a difference between 2D and 3D Can't get enough of this /a/ meme.
>>9917116,478 MEME MEME MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME MEME MEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEME? MEMEME REN+
>>9917116,478 Can't believe there's a difference between dimensions real shocking
>>9917116,478 Its not an /a/ meme. You are literally saying that playing violent video games causes you to go around killing people. You are a retard.
>>9917116,477 Yes. She has black skin, which means her genetic makeup is different. Just like the negro. Why are you asking who I am? What ppe?
I literally don't understand the people who do not like real life little girls. They can be just as cute as the drawn ones.
>>9917116,473 u certainly aren't white
I have never seen a black person in real life
>>9917116,483 I know a lot of little girls in real life that's why I don't like them. They have a shit personality.
>>9917116,486 I know a lot too and it doesn't make me dislike them. It's pretty much the opposite. The more I'm around actual little girls, the more I realize that they actually are cute.
Is this Sean?
And the more I'm around them the more I realize that they smell really good, are really soft, are warm, and like to do things like hugging and sitting on you. It's a slippery slope.
>>9917116,489 Wait is this Sonic guy?
>>9917116,490 Of course.
>>9917116,490 The streamer or the spammer?
>>9917116,491 Are you also >>9917116,452?
>>9917116,482 There is a difference between a genetic mutation/manipulation that affects the skin tone and being a negroOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Who am I? HAAPPEN You take several appendix, arrange them in yonder, for the mistress it seeme ohaaaaaana
>>9917116,493 That guy's not me, and the only posts I've made are the ones about lolis being soft and cute and smelling good.
>>9917116,492 he's the streamer sonic guy always refers to the streamer that streamed sonic racing.
>>9917116,494 dude I love Ohana
>>9917116,495 Alright I was worried sonicguy was Sean all along.
uhhh pretty sure sean's fantasies are about getting fucked by middle-aged japs and not lolis
>>9917116,497 I would like to start a familiyyyyyyy wieth Ohana
>>9917116,475 I'm not white and I love watching precure!
>>9917116,501 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqHFYJV_9wk
>>9917116,502 is that niggy
>>9917116,503 They all look alike.
Just got around to watching episode 91 of Aikatsu!. How the fuck did Aoi and Ran not get picked for Aikatsu8. This completely pulled me out of the story. They showed a poll like two episodes before that and Aoi was in the top 8 or something very close to that and Ran was at 12. Meanwhile Aoi got two massive jobs since the poll that would have boosted her popularity. A number of characters who have only had a handful of jobs in their entire career take precedence Aoi? Bull fucking shit. I doubt you guys even know what I'm talking about though because you only watch shit anime.
>>9917116,441 except that he's a dude, fag
hard drive just made a dull click and then started purring what now
>>9917116,507 Mechanical? Its dying dude.
>>9917116,507 what brand? ive had my wd blacks for about five years now and havent had any problems
>>9917116,509 Cause ur dick is big
I heard that being active makes one happier, so I want to try lifting because you don't need a lot of friends or social interaction to do it. Does /fit/ actually know what they are talking about? Asking here because I remember there was some dude that unironically lifted weights.
>>9917116,511 Probably not bro but being active doesnt mean lifting weights and it sort of does require social interaction anyway you can do anything from walk your dog to planting shit and just taking hikes or riding your bike bro but if lifting weights is what you want go for it just be prepared to hear a lot of grunting and people get angry with you when they want to use the machine or weight youre using
lifting's cool, but from a general well being perspective i'd place more value on activities that keep your heart rate up for longer periods of time
>>9917116,511 There is no board that I despise more than /fit/. I don't even dislike it because of the subject, but rather the users and their mentalities. Specifically, I have a huge problem with how they "cook". As someone with a huge interest in food and cooking, I have so many problems with so many of the things they do. I would not eat any of the "food" I see coming from that place.
>>9917116,511 just go hiking. you dont need friends and theres absolutely no interaction with anyone else. plus its not inherently gay like lifting.
>>9917116,515 I don't drive. If I did or lived in japan I would take a train to some Japanese mountain and hike there
>>9917116,512 >>9917116,514 >>9917116,515 Uh did someone have a bad experience at his gym?
>>9917116,514 >Specifically, I have a huge problem with how they "cook". As someone with a huge interest in food and cooking, I have so many problems with so many of the things they do. I would not eat any of the "food" I see coming from that place. What do they do?
>>9917116,512 I found some dude selling his weights at a pretty cheap price on craigslist. Planning on just lifting at home, if I do buy it.
>>9917116,518 http://ck.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=%2Ffit%2F Everything.
>>9917116,514 are you the legendary "food otaku"?
>>9917116,520 That ratatouille doesn't look half bad though. Definitely nowhere near as bad as those cookies with cottage cheese.
>>9917116,520 what's wrong with any of that?
>>9917116,523 http://ck.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=32 http://ck.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=182 http://ck.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=181 You wouldn't just prefer normal food over this stuff? People always first eat with their eyes and to me, this stuff looks pretty damn gross. The recipes just seem retarded. You're telling me I'm going to use nine eggs to make nine muffins? Why can't I use sugar? The fuck is curry?
>>9917116,524 wouldn't it be smarter to use honey instead of artificial sweetener shit
>>9917116,525 wouldn't it have been better for your mom to get an abortion? people don't always make the best choices.
>>9917116,525 I would use honey in the muffin recipe, but sugar in the cookie one. Usually baked goods made with honey are just a bit more moist, which is great given that those muffins have so much egg in them. I don't think they were going for moist with those cookies though. They're like wafers or something. All of this stuff is weird to me.
>>9917116,524 The tuna wrap looks delicious
>>9917116,526 I get where you're coming from, but if you're making something like this to advise others, wouldn't it be better to at least try to make better decisions about that stuff? I personally dislike Splenda because not only do I feel that it has a very off putting flavor (the aftertaste even more so), but I also strongly dislike the idea of eating chlorinated sugar. It's also hundreds of times sweeter than regular sugar, so it would be weird to use. I'm not saying that it's not safe, it's just something that confuses me. Is sugar really that bad as to go through all this trouble and processing just to avoid, what? Calories? Really? Just eat less. The whole alternative sweetener thing is something that I just don't understand.
>>9917116,527 A lot of people would find you preying on young girls weird but you still do it. Stop being so close-minded.
>>9917116,530 I also don't tell others to follow what I do.
I NEED MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyYYYyyyYYyyyyYYyyYYyYYYYyyYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyYYyyyyy
>>9917116,532 same maybe we can do something together dude
>>9917116,533 Lets do it! I have a camera and a couple mangum monster condoms ready to put on my dick so I don't impregnate your ass!
>>9917116,534 Don't impersonate me as being a faggot.
anyone want to watch me stream drawing?
>>9917116,536 what will you draw
>>9917116,537 Valentines day themed anime stuff.
>>9917116,538 dont say that word it triggers me
>>9917116,539 Valentines? Valentines...
>>9917116,540 stop...
today's the day
japan unironically sells a chocolate called white lolita
i'm really feeling today...warosu...
I've been feeling sick for like a week. I think I'm coming down with something. Even worse is the fact that my social worker is starting to pressure me to find a job. He's pretty pissed that I still haven't found one even though I have applied for at least 50.
when are the teenbros out of school this place is dead as fuck
>>9917116,546 /jp/ is dead warosu is kill
>>9917116,546 sorry i was asleep i had a dream that i got lost in the desert and then i visited russia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSGktBAO4yU >/jp/ on second life
Going to play some more trauma center today My next patient is a loli that needs a heart transplant, wish me luck
>>9917116,550 be sure not to accidentally transplant your dick in her vagina haha
>>9917116,551 haha
Uh wow there sure are lots of lolie's in this game this is the next one I'm operating on http://lparchive.org/Trauma-Center-Second-Opinion/Update%2017/6-so17-06hl9.jpg
>>9917116,551 >>9917116,552 haha lmao
>>9917116,553 lolis get sick a lot
>>9917116,553 Lolis don't want a creep like you operating on them
>>9917116,556 she literally asked me to save her life
>>9917116,553 She looks like a cute bully, just that bitch die.
guys im going to chipotle TONIGHT what should i get i was thinking of a bowl with white rice with black beans with double chicken and cheese and sourcream
only people left on warosu are pedomemers
>>9917116,560 you got a problem with pedos?
slayed a pair of gays today
>>9917116,562 Pedos and gays are pretty much the same since lolis are just little boys
Lolis are hella faggy.
Can't believe I wasted my whole day doing jack shit I could have been making MONNNNNNNNEYYYyyYyYYyYYYyYYY
Why is the lifespan of a loli so short?
>>9917116,566 The flame that burns Twice as bright burns half as long.
>>9917116,567 wow thats deep
>>9917116,563 you'd have to be gay or retarded to be unable to distinguish the two
>>9917116,563 Lolis are way different dude.
The pedo meme really has gotten out of hand. Hell even in 2013 the pedo meme was a joke. cousin anon was the joke of /jp/. He was like our own little freak show, but sonic guy has forced this shit so hard you can't have a conversation on warosu without some idiot talking about 3D little girls. Its like /a/ with their lewd meme or /g/'s linux meme.
>>9917116,571 shut the fuck up and give me some money
>>9917116,571 If you don't like it you can always leave. There are other archives out there.
>>9917116,571 you are literally talking about one person
feel when literally just barely three inches erect
>>9917116,571 Just find solace in the fact that he'll seen be put away for years
>>9917116,571 sorry. from now on i'll only talk about 2d little girls
>>9917116,576 Why would I go to prison?
>>9917116,577 Can you even name one?
>>9917116,579 Hikari Yagami a cute!
that feel when you can't stand women in gaming
>>9917116,579 uh i think that guy was impersonating me what ones do you want me to name
>>9917116,559 thanks for the suggestions guys im leaving now
>>9917116,583 you welcome
>>9917116,580 I think her hair looks better in the first season, when she's always sick. It looks sweaty and warm.
whatever happened to just fucking kill me guy
>>9917116,586 you
>>9917116,587 me?
jstus fuckign kill me please
im Here ,,,,,,I Dnot know Why I keep waking I Just I wish i Could just Fall asleep anD sleep forever or Unil aCute Grl Wakes Me To And mkaes fod for Mei just htAe thiS life god DAMNIT why cant I Diegod why do You do Tihs To Me I Sw a Gil tOday And she had tehCOOLR Har as Mkiu but she had A LOT of pIercings and it was bt Someone will still like I MAN wy cnat someone Like me GOD WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME GOD WHY DONTYOU LET ME DIE GOD DANIT
SOMEBODY give me money.
i just had a dream that i had to take a shit in a public washroom that's my worst nightmare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW3NW7OIWDw Message sent into space in 1974, then in 2001 a message that looked similar to the original appeared in a field. What do you guys think of this?
i think there is life beyond earth but they're probably have the intelligence and size of germs or something on an unreachable planet so whats the point i dont know why everyone thinks aliens look like humans with one head four limbs and are bipedal
>>9917116,593 >crop circles Stopped watching. Of course there is life on other planets. We already have the reptilians living among us.
I feel like my parents signed me up to food stamps without me knowing and using that to get food like holy shit my cabinet is filled to the brim with shit.
I feel sorry for the people in 50 years who will never experience watching anime.
>>9917116,596 They're tellin you that if you want to be a leech then you should be an effective leech
>>9917116,597 whats going to stop them
>>9917116,599 jews
>>9917116,599 bro bro bor havent you heard they say the economy is gunna BURST then no more internet nigga oh shit!!!!! hardcore all jyps finna die
http://www.extremetech.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/fuel-rods.jpg i want to swim in it...
>>9917116,602 *slaps your ass* Uhh ok??
>>9917116,598 makes sense...
>>9917116,601 I already have over 10 TB of animay shite. I'm going to open up a business where I sell anime digital goods on usb for big stacks to weebs who can't go a day without seeing their bug eyed girls. Gonna be a billionzare.
wtf bros
i build a koi pond in my back yard
So I've got $2500 and whatever I can sell my SV for to buy a new bike. KBB value for sixth generation VFRs starts at $2400, but people add stuff to them that they think increases their value, so the asking price for most tends to be around $3000. I wouldn't mind a Hornet, but if I can get a VFR then that's what I'm getting. They're just so damn neat. I've never even ridden a bike with fairings and the V4 is supposed to be the smoothest configuration. I definitely don't want anything other than a Honda and I definitely don't want another SV650.
>>9917116,608 Can you show me what youre going to get so i can get one too
>>9917116,607 pics?
>>9917116,608 fuck off pedo
>>9917116,609 http://i.imgur.com/gryUIcI.jpg http://i.imgur.com/NjtpbsQ.jpg Like this except mine probably won't have ABS. From 2002-2013 the VFR is pretty much the same, just with tiny changes made here and there. People had problems with the first few years because the VTEC kicked in too low and too hard, so supposedly it would swing out during turns and throw the rider off. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoqzL-D5HAM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teXp3s4uf9g
feelie when cant afford pretty blue gelcap dph http://images.medscape.com/pi/features/drugdirectory/octupdate/WAL00240.jpg so i have to buy boring pink and white ones http://images.medscape.com/pi/features/drugdirectory/octupdate/EON06480.jpg
Why is no one respecting my freedom and posting secure links?
>>9917116,614 Why aren't you sucking my dick?
Oh shit, I didn't realize it was time for girlscout cookies. I wasn't going to cut my hair to go to the store tomorrow, but I don't want to look crazy infront of the girls.
do lolis like short hair?
>>9917116,616 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy5wIWfeRbs i want the girl on the left to punch me in the face
>>9917116,617 I don't know but I do know that I don't really like my hair when it gets too long. It just gets really curly and once I stop looking like a homeless person I get a bunch of old ladies telling me that they love my hair.
http://dn.gamania.co.jp/ FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>9917116,619 >It just gets really curly and once I stop looking like a homeless person I get a bunch of old ladies telling me that they love my hair. know that feelio
>>9917116,618 http://a.pomf.se/paxpel.PNG The Beast Incarnate is going to destroy you disgusting pedo fucks.
>>9917116,622 I didn't even notice anything about her skirt. It was just a normal skirt. Also if I had to guess I'd say those girls were about 12 or 13, definitely not 10.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71wffGR-cv4 Theme for tonight.
>>9917116,624 fuck off weeb
fuck im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored
LITTLE
>>9917116,626 yeah dude
I'm super hungry and I have a taste for Belgian waffles. A lot of places try to pass their waffles off for Belgian waffles, but they're not. A true Belgian waffle is leavened with yeast and it's apparent after tasting the waffle. It's like a mix between a warm baked bread and a cinnamon roll, without the cinnamon. It's dense and slightly chewy, but the outside is nice and crispy from the pearl sugar. They go great with anything sweet. I wish I could have an endless supply of them right now with a chute guiding them directly into my mouth. Yeah. That's the life for me. Perfect.
Speaking of sweets, I should make castella again this summer. I want to make a traditional wooden castella pan to cook it in this time. The previous one was good, but when I trimmed the edges I ended up taking a lot off because the poundcake pan's sides weren't straight up and down like those of a castella pan. Plus I feel the wood would change how it's cooked quite a lot.
ready to make some moneyYYYyYYyYyyyy todei
>>9917116,631 I want to fuckkign die
>>9917116,630 God, I'm sorry for going on and on about sweets, but I really like the way that Castella is made. There's just flour, sugar, eggs, milk, and honey in it. If I'm not mistaken, the sugar is mixed with whole beaten egg, which is then warmed up and whipped. Usually it's just egg whites that are whipped, but when you add sugar the whole egg can be whipped when warm. Then the honey is added, and the flour is folded in, and then it bakes just like that. No baking soda or powder needed. This is the same way that Angel Food cake is made, except Angel Food only uses the egg whites. And then Angel Food is similar to how Chiffon cake is made, except Chiffon also has baking soda to help it puff up. The reason for that is that Chiffon cake uses oil, and when any sort of fat is mixed with beaten egg whites they deflate. The world of cakes and baking is truly amazing!
>>9917116,633 LET ME FUCKING DIE FUCKFUCKFUCKJFKUFKCKCKYOUFUCKF LET ME FUCKING DIE KIL ME RIP OUT MF UFKCING SPLEEN AND LET ME FUCKIND DIE ON TH GOD DAMN SIDE WALK FUICKFUFMKDCUFKCUCK LET ME FUICKIGN DIE WHERE REOYOU TOTORIU FUCKFUFCUFKCU
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>>9917116,635 are you feeling ok?
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>>9917116,639 This is creepy don't post it in the blog thread
>>9917116,640 what's creepy about it?
>>9917116,641 You
>>9917116,642 What?
>>9917116,643 You are
>>9917116,644 Why?
>>9917116,645 Your attitude
>>9917116,646 Uh, okay.
Had a dream that I went out to buy a maple pecan danish again but the lady at the counter wouldn't stop hitting on me so I got pissed off and told her to give me a danish already then left after paying What does it mean?
>>9917116,595 How else would they have responded? We sent the data so it could be arranged like that, so what's the problem with them sending the picture back except rearranged?
I'm too lazy to search this thread for all the posts that talk about me. Point them out for me, losers.
/jp/ spinoffs according to music genres: /jp/ - Mainstream pop /ghost/ - Lolicore /8jp/ - Vaporwave /bun/ - Post-rock /gnfos/ - Grunge /what/ - Twee pop
>>9917116,651 what's post-rock
>>9917116,651 You forgot ota >>9917116,652 ugh a music newbie...
Anyone want to play chess? http://lichess.org/lBeaveNT
You heard me, losers. You better get to it if you don't want to end up like Canada-chan after she stopped posting on my board.
>>9917116,655 *spits in your mouth*
>>9917116,656 Nice to see that you retarded dumbass idiots still use my epic 2014 memes. Now write an essay about me or something, kid. I haven't seen enough of those lately.
>>9917116,657 T-shit still trying to take credit for everyone elses work... Same ol' tired act..
>>9917116,658 He even tries to takes credit for my taking credit for everyone elses work meme
What are some good driving movies? Already watched Drive.
>>9917116,660 Nightcrawler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L42GadiBGvw haha lol
Fuckk!! I NEED to slap GJ's ass!!
>>9917116,662 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmTnOk2EXfQ these are hilarious
>>9917116,663 who the fuck are you people go be gay elsewhere
why do i always wake up with a boner does this happen to anyone else?
>>9917116,666 I hope you fucking die.
post more funny vids?
*sigh* another day another $0 in my bank account I keep fucking around. I will not post again on warosu until I make my MONIESSsssss
>>9917116,669 well on the exception of "its out" and my morning post
>>9917116,669 Good.
So any tips on how to get a job now? I literally do not know how nobody ever told me how to get a job they just tell me to get one
>>9917116,672 Get a job. How old are you? Join Job Corps
constipation is literally the worst thing ever FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG literally feels like i got raped
Guys, February is half over...
>>9917116,675 good march is when all the cool things are happening
>>9917116,676 *sugs ur dig in feb.*
>>9917116,672 Write a fake resume and really pad your area or specialties. If you've messed around in Linux, put down that you have Linux experience. If you've messed around with running servers, put that you have experiencing setting up and maintaining servers. If you've set up home networks, put that you have experience setting up and maintaining safe networks. You have to have done something that could be padded enough to look somewhat impressive. At the very least be sure to put down your WPM as well. Keep in mind that most places look for 30+ WPM once corrected for or without errors for typing jobs.
>Your speed was: 91wpm. You made 2 mistakes, your mistakes are shown in bold text: noice
>>9917116,679 Lots of places would hire you just based on your WPM if you don't seem like an asshole.
if you cant flex 3 digits dont even bother posting
http://imgur.com/OTF0iKp this is my score right now btw kinda paused sometimes and feeling pretty sleepy but whatever my top speed is probably like 7-8 higher
im installing the free sonic theme on my 3ds
I went to the store just a while ago. For some reason I saw a ton of girls who I'd guess were aged 11-14 wearing dresses for some reason. I don't think they were all on dates to a grocery store, but it seemed like it. It was really confusing, but I didn't mind. I also saw one younger girl like 8 or 9 in shorts bending over and looking back through her legs. I made eye contact with her while she did this and it was weird. Then when I was leaving I saw four cop cars right outside and three of them had their lights on. I got lots of canned tea and snacks!
>>9917116,683 stfu
>>9917116,684 sounds like they were trying to baiting you pedobro
>>9917116,682 that typing test is shit for elementary schoolers do a real one that actually requires proper sentences and capitalization.
>>9917116,684 Your parole officer probably called the cops on you
>>9917116,687 link me one then
>>9917116,685 sssssssssssoooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccccccccccc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTtUe7MhuCo i like sonic and i dont care who knows
>>9917116,691 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsM2ZbQtulM sonic
>>9917116,692 Generations has some really nice mods. Someone took the daytime levels from Unleashed and put them on Generations. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQEan2sJI0M The original Rooftop Run is lots of fun.
>>9917116,693 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRVUfDKJYro Another level from Unleashed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpzx24qV2_w Generations has some nice levels though. There actually aren't any original levels in Generations. It's just old levels revamped, all the way from the original Sonic to Sonic Colors. The big semi even made it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHDwXF5H4sM&feature=player_detailpage#t=163
and each zone has a modern and classic part the classic ones are regular sonic platforming modern is 3d gotta go fast sonic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyDJO0Yp5fY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WxvPIzZ5ok Really hoping this game is good
>>9917116,696 thats not sonic
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>>9917116,699 It's obvious the guy who did that traced over c!P with his shit attention to lighting and all hard edges.
>>9917116,699 Do you think he browses the W?
>>9917116,700 >traced over c!P love this meme
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>>9917116,703 I've never seen any precures. Can I start with "Go! Princess PreCure"?
>>9917116,704 Yeah definitely. Just don't watch any of the all stars movies (then you must watch the original) or you will miss out on all the gags and don't know who anybody is.
>>9917116,703 could someone with windows take a screenshot of this, i'm on linux and it doesn't show up too good
>>9917116,706 can you screenshot how it looks in linux first
>>9917116,706 no it looks like shit naturally so you aren't missing anything
>>9917116,706 http://a.pomf.se/cflmvn.jpg
what are some good precure doujins i can j/o too?
I allways wanted to be a girl, but not in this way. You see Anon, it all started 3 years back. I was a happy boy in my school uniform. But when I went to the wc(not warcraft!) I used to much toilet papper. I made a hold in my ass. My mum allways told me that, I used to much toilet papper and as my respond was allways that I used so much becuse I wanted to be clean, down there. Now when ever I do some thing and every time I try to clean my ass, I bled and it hurts really badly. I have too grown fat, over the years and it is really hard to come down there. I even onec sticked bandage in my anus. It was stupid, it hurted very much when I needed to pull off it. What sould I do, Diapers? I am out of ideas, plz help me Anon! You are my last hope.
>>9917116,709 amazing! these are so nice, thank you
>>9917116,711 Have you considered suicide?
>>9917116,707 http://a.pomf.se/bmwmih.png
>>9917116,714 why does it look worse?
these fucking birds keep nesting on my god damn air condition and window FUCK think they own the god dman place but they fly like little shits when i turn the AC on
>>9917116,716 I wish I had birds near my window. I would feed them birdseed every morning as a 'thank you' for brighting up my day.
>>9917116,717 theyre nothing but dirty rotten pests and keep hitting my window and they're the ugly common kind of bird too i think they're called house sparrows
>>9917116,706 >>9917116,715 Install fonts-mona ttf-ancient-fonts
fonts-mona ttf-ancient-fonts
>>9917116,719 And close the browser and relogin
I bet GJ has a toned manly hairy ass because of his terrorist training
mom im HUNGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>9917116,722 you should learn to cook
>>9917116,710 All the ones by cyclone
>>9917116,723 you should suck my cock :3c
>>9917116,723 Why would anyone cook when they have a perfectly capable mom around
Can someone please upload the space station and west coast classics radio station from GTA V to mediafire?
>>9917116,727 I didn't pull back my foreskin until I was 13 years old
>>9917116,728 Please... GJ wont do it because he hates me..
>>9917116,727 FUCKOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>9917116,728 same it changed my life
Triarii!
whats it like having foreskin?
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING UPLOAD SPACE STATION AND WEST COAST CLASSICS FROM THE GTA V SOUNDTRACK TO MEDIAFIRE IN A ZIP OR RAR FOLDERR??!
>>9917116,734 I will upload them in 5 minutes
>>9917116,735 You're that guy who said that last time..
>>9917116,736 I'm serious this time trust me
>>9917116,733 itsn ice
>>9917116,736 Kill yourself.
>>9917116,737 It past five minutes already so..
>>9917116,739 punch yourself
you guys all post so erotically...
>>9917116,739 You can't talk to a fellow human being like this
I had a dream that the power was out and I was stuck in my house with a loli. We did lots of fun sleepover activities.
>>9917116,743 How do i know that he is a human being?
>>9917116,743 Subhuman filth.
>We did lots of fun sleepover activities. is this pedo codeword for "I sexually abused her"?
>>9917116,747 All pedos deserve death
>>9917116,747 Yes.
>the imouto H-scene has finally arrived >hear mom and dad coming home FFFFFFFFFFUG I WAITED FOR THIS but now I have to postpone my wonderful imouto
oh my g-d this imouto is smokin' hot good thing I have been savin up
>>9917116,751 I hope you get in a car accident.
>>9917116,750 >>9917116,751 pics?
>>9917116,753 can't give you pics don't want to be cucked by some greasy pedo
>>9917116,754 *spits in your mouth*
>>9917116,752 I don't drive, in fact I haven't left the town in nearly a year it feels like
>>9917116,756 I hope a car crashes into your house you fucking kike.
>>9917116,747 No we built a pillow fort and played boardgames and stuff like that. I remember it being cold and wet outside, like it had just rained in the winter. It was a nice dream.
>>9917116,758 This is disturbing behavior
>>9917116,759 notas disgturbing as my dick in your mouth ohhaha lol haaaaaaaaaaa
>>9917116,758 So you raped her.
>>9917116,760 holy FUCK retards be throwin' down
>>9917116,761 Uhm where did you get that idea? Why do you people always talk about raping actual real life honest to goodness little girls from someone's imagination?
>>9917116,763 Shut the fuck up molester.
>>9917116,764 Yeah that's what I thought, you literal child rapist.
>>9917116,765 You're the sick pedo here, freak.
>>9917116,766 >>9917116,763
>>9917116,767 holy fuck
Personally I think it's more disgusting to dream of "playing sleepover" with 3D little girls than to dream of raping one of them. It just reeks of mental illness while the latter is just pent up sexual frustration
>>9917116,769 stop breathing pedo
>>9917116,770 I am literally not a pedo and I believe both dreams to be vile.
Fucking subhuman pedophiles.
If a precure series featured warosu what would the theme be?
>>9917116,771 Just kill yourself
I knew he was lying..
This thread needs more positive energy!
>>9917116,776 Shut it nerd
>>9917116,777 Strangle yourself
>>9917116,778 I AM A FUCKING GOD
>>9917116,779 God of takin dicks in and around your ass you fuckin homo
>>9917116,775 http://www.mediafire.com/download/c97rdiwtshamk1i/Space+103.2.rar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xs--To414I i would fuck this north corean loli?
>>9917116,780 Are you sexually frustrated?
>>9917116,783 No I fuck your mom every few hours
>>9917116,784 oh fug you got me
I think I seriously have some kind of hidden power
>>9917116,786 Wanting to rape little girls is not a hidden power.
>>9917116,787 holy nigger fuckign PISS
>>9917116,787 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>9917116,787 I'm still laughing, jesus christ that fuckin' pedo got ripped in half.
>>9917116,790 Kill yourself off of the internet pedo
bullying and pedos have their own thread stay otu of the blog thread please
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2106476/ You guys should watch this and learn that your pedo accusations can have serious consequences
>>9917116,792 >>9917116,793 God damnit just shut up already you damn pedophiles. I hope you choke on a dick and choke to death.
All pedos deserve death A violent brutal death
Slay the pedo scum.
>>9917116,796 >>9917116,795 You can't blend in by posting that sort of shit around here. I can see through your lies you childfuckers.
>>9917116,797 Aren't you the king pedo.
>>9917116,798 You're the lead pedo here, boss.
>>9917116,799 Oh you're some gnfos kid.
>>9917116,800 Is there a reason why you think I'm a kid? Could it be that you want to fuck a kid? I wouldn't doubt it.
mom made beef stew today but it's more like soup with all that water sighhhhhhh
>>9917116,802 Hopefully a car crashes through your house and kills you while you're eating it.
>>9917116,802 Mom made chicken dumplings they were really hot but good
>>9917116,781 Youre mean..
>>9917116,803 you already told me that twice today sigggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>9917116,802 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQlersWmGks its really easy to thicken stuff like this
you wanna talk about it?
i felt a feel
>>9917116,807 I use cornstarch all the time I love the stuff
>>9917116,810 I'm sure you fucking do you fat pedo fuck.
>>9917116,811 You're the only pedo here.
>>9917116,807 nice mansantos bro enjoy the cancer
when are the teenbros back in school
>>9917116,814 Just tell them to go back to gnfos isntead.
feel when part of a botnet
If gnfos and warosu are teenbros, w hat is ota?
>>9917116,816 feel when you dont care about any of this stuff because its not like it even matters and youre a worthless piece of shit that should just die and makje the world a better place if you did just fucking kill mea lready
>>9917116,813 Use potato starch then, or pretty much any starch. Like the video said, you can even use flour, but if you're going to use flour then it's got to be Wondra. That's actually designed for use as a thickening agent in soups and gravies, and I believe it works faster than traditional flour, and it can be added directly to the liquid without clumping.
>>9917116,817 Trevor & The Teenbros come from gnfos, warosu is just pedos and retards.
I don't see how you can hate outside the club...you can't even get in! Hahahahaha! Let go.
mom used flour but its still like 50% broth... 50 years doesn't teach you how much broth to use in a stew... sigh...
>>9917116,821 yo wat
https://media.8ch.net/hebe/src/1423971443333.jpg Do some people out there actually find this sexual?
>>9917116,824 fuckin' pedo scum
>>9917116,824 she is as flat as a washing board how can you find that attractive no curves yo cute but not sexy
Can someone please just upload space 103.2 and west coast classics radio stations from GTA V soundtrack please?
>>9917116,827 *battlefield vaults over the GTA V soundtrack and kicks you in the face*
>>9917116,827 3rd coast how luxurious
>>9917116,826 She's spreading her legs really wide and is showing off her butt. I can see how some people could find it attractive.
>>9917116,830 I'm sure you can understand "some people" you fat pedo fuck.
im the only girl on warosu
>>9917116,832 are you from Canada
>>9917116,832 will you marry me
>>9917116,830 She literally has no ass.
>>9917116,835 She has a butt and I'm looking at it.
I don't fucking understand anymore.
>>9917116,833 >>9917116,834 maybe
>>9917116,835 Pedos are turned out by the idea of ruining an innocent child's life, these people are sick fuckers.
>>9917116,839 Turned out? Your mom put out last night haha in bed lol
>>9917116,836 a butt is something you can grab
kids are loud, stupid, annoying, ugly, and smell like shit explain the appeal to me pedobros
>>9917116,840 You know what I meant pedo.
Can anyone please upload them I'm trying to get jiggy with it while drinking thr last of my cough syrup or sizzurp for some of the darker skinned warosu wolves
>>9917116,842 You have to be fucked in the head, likely raped as a child as well.
http://i.imgur.com/SzNhfzj.jpg milk packed on some poundage...
>>9917116,841 I have hands so I think I could grab it...
>>9917116,846 That aint milk
>>9917116,847 /swingshandscuffsaroundmyindexfinger say that again and you're going to jail tonight
>>9917116,844 Hey speaking of Will Smith, he's on the latest episode of Top Gear.
>>9917116,842 I've been around tons of kids who aren't like this at all. I think people who post this sort of thing have very limited exposure to children.
>>9917116,846 milk is a goddess and that isnt her
>>9917116,852 I still don't give a fuck about milk to this very day.
>>9917116,853 probly cause your gay
i want to fuck a wmom, any tips?
Do you guys like milk because she can't get pregnant, just like a kid? I knew there was something weird about you milk fuckers. You're all just pedos.
>>9917116,850 Can you upload the music please
>>9917116,854 she isn't a loli that's why milk's expiration date has long passed
>>9917116,856 I like milk because she's literally a goddess.
>>9917116,859 Whatever, you fuckin paed. I'm going to remember this.
>>9917116,860 I'm in love with the goddess milk.
>>9917116,860 You know who won't remember it? The little girls
>>9917116,838 come on marry me i have a big dick and post big shite
>>9917116,856 >she can't get pregnant wait what, milk is infertile?
>>9917116,863 Are you a murderer too
>>9917116,864 have you even been around long enough to get your warosu pass?
>>9917116,864 Don't act like you didn't know.
>>9917116,867 Is that you milk...
>>9917116,856 I want to literally live inside of milk's body I wish I was a tapeworm or something
>>9917116,869 What would you give back to milk, the goddess?
>>9917116,870 Unyielding worship
>>9917116,871 Beautiful.
I sacrifice a feast of 13 subhumans to the goddess of lactosity milk hime each sabbath day
I dedicate a beer in Her name and make sure to watch an episode of My Little Pony.
>>9917116,874 milk isn't a god
>>9917116,865 no
>>9917116,875 She's a goddess.
>>9917116,877 she's mortal
Why is milk so divine?
I wish I could ask milk what I should eat for dinner but I don't think she'd answer in time.
>>9917116,879 She was born as a goddess of weebism Someday she will lead all the weebs on a flying pony to the promised land of nippon
>>9917116,880 Want to have what your mom had late last night? *wipes out my dick so it hangs out of my zipper* ;)
Onaholes have such a nice smell. I love smelling my hands after using one.
>>9917116,881 i you milk ps sterem again opls milk i love oyu so mcuh milk pls milkj plss i lvloe
>>9917116,883 Woah creepy
>>9917116,881 does milk kill normies
>>9917116,886 Her true powers have yet to be revealed to Her followers, all we can do is embrace milk love and wait.
>>9917116,885 Why? They have a smell similar to pool inflatables. It's a nice smell.
>>9917116,888 Son, I think you got the 'tism.
So I was looking on craigslist for bikes and most of the people want text messages. How am I supposed to respond if I don't have any way to send texts?
>>9917116,890 You stream yourself commiting suicide.
Amazon gave a refund for that card reader that guy sent out to me. I don't see them listed as a seller anymore, so I bet they got removed from Amazon Marketplace.
>>9917116,869 Literally wanting to crawl back into the womb, very Freudian. Is this what they call a "mommy issues otaku"?
>>9917116,892 It's still there.
>>9917116,894 The card reader is still there, but the seller isn't.
>>9917116,895 He's still there
>>9917116,896 Yep.
>>9917116,893 fuck OFF
>>9917116,896 Link it
lol all you virgins fawning for my used goods that I dumped because she wouldn't put out often enough jesus christ kill yourselfs
>>9917116,900 Mustangs are shit, Brad-kun Just because you were a close priest of milk's doesn't make you that special
>>9917116,900 You aren't funny, I don't know why you keep trying to be.
>>9917116,900 I only fawn over lolis.
>>9917116,898 Uh?
>>9917116,793 Just watched this gotta say it was a pretty good movie, got any other movie recommendations? doesnt have to be like that one
What is this webzone?
>>9917116,906 the le butthole of the internets
>>9917116,907 literallly laugh loudly
Does anyone else ever wake up with a headache and have it persist the entire day? I don't know if I'm just sleeping on the wrong side of the bed or what. It's just a light headache, but still noticeable especially when trying to masturbate later on.
>>9917116,909 You literally have a brain tumor
>>9917116,910 It's not every day just some days
>>9917116,911 It's not a bad thing. If anything it will help you see the truth of the world.
>>9917116,912 What? Having a light headache once in a while? I'm taking tylenol right now
ugh. I saved the imouto scene until night time but now I don't have the energy to go through a whole thing with like 3 or 4 different CGs I just want a quick jerk to a doujin and go to bed................ I'm sorry imouto I will get to you soon
>>9917116,914 Post her I want to jerk off to her cute cunny :)
>>9917116,915 Can any professional pedophiles tell me whether or not vaginas can actually be cute or not?
>>9917116,916 What the fuck is wrong with you queer?
>>9917116,916 Well the guy said cute cunny so I wanted to know if loli vaginas actually are cute or not.
FUCK IT'S TIME TO SLAUGHTER THE NORMAL SCUM GO TO NIGHTCLUBS GO TO MALLS GO TO PARTIES GO TO COLLEGES AND KILL THEM SLAUGHTER THEM WITH AXES WITH KNIVES WITH GUNS WITH SHOVELS WITH BATS WITH HAMMERS SLIT THEIR THROATS BEHEAD THEM BURN THEM KILL THEM ALL BROTHERS LEAVE NONE ALIVE LEAVE NOT A SINGLE ONE BREATHING
>>9917116,919 this isnt warhammer dude relax
>>9917116,919 I can't imagine anything more satisfying than bringing an axe to Brad's face
>>9917116,920 FUCK NO I'M GODDAMN SICK OF NORMALSHITS RUINING LITERALLY EVERY ASPECT OF MY LIFE IT'S TIME TO FIGHT BACK IT'S TIME TO FIGHT BACK
>>9917116,922 *slaps your wiggly jiggly gay fat ass* Dont fight it big fella it'll only hurt more ;)
>>9917116,922 >>9917116,919 elliot...
fuck I literally just drank my own piss I thought the piss bottle was my water bottle and it was dark and I immediately put it down when I noticed the color up close but it was too late I got a mouthful and it's old piss too with all this sediment in a reused bottle I rinsed out my mouth but it's too late and I LITERALLY knew this would happen today because I told myself I'm going to pick up the wrong one just an hour before but I'm not superstitious so I didn't think I would but I did
I haven't left my house since the day after christmas...
>>9917116,925 thats what you get for letting hundreds of gallons of piss pile up in your room you fucking retarded pedo
>>9917116,925 oh my g-d lmao
>>9917116,927 that guy isnt me and ive been throwing away my piss bottles since january and im down to only like 25 gallons of piss
>>9917116,926 Same but before christmas
>>9917116,930 so just christmas eve lol? fucking retard?
>>9917116,931 Uh, no I don't celebrate normsmas
>>9917116,932 lol what a fucktard. even if you dont celebrate something it doesnt change what day it is.
>>9917116,933 you ever heard of boxing day
>>9917116,934 you ever heard of my dick in your ass
>>9917116,934 i know what is it and when it is but the fact that i dont do it doesnt change when it actually is
The thing I like about Linux is that I can take the drive with it installed out of my laptop (which is super simple since it just slides in without screws), plug it into my desktop, and it will work just fine.
HOLY FUCCKCKKKKK IT'S PAST 3AM HOW DID THAT HAPPEN HOW AM I NOT TIRED?????
>>9917116,938 It's not bedtime for like 3 more hours
Does anyone have the Warosu favicon? It hasn't loaded for me for like three years.
fuck i went to the store yesterday and i already ate like 1/3 of the stuff i got for myself
>>9917116,941 You fat fucking pedo
>>9917116,942 im not fat im like 155lbs and im 6'1
>>9917116,943 That is freakish
>>9917116,944 its just normal isnt it
there's really no reason for me to live at all I just have no future
I love the idea of The Stig in Top Gear. Not because it's a funny joke or anything like that, but because the character seems to be played by a number of actual famous drivers, and the anonymous nature of the character plays that down. The production team always seems to make the laps done by the Stig look amazing too. The way the team put together his lap up the quarry in the recent Australia mini-special gave me goosebumps too. Seeing that GT-R turned sideways powering around corners with that red dust trailing behind was fantastic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OD1cDPkuTg
oh god jesus christ i was just in bed now and when i moved my leg i felt something kind of hard and sharp rub against it and i got really scared it was another scorpion so i threw the sheets off but it was just one of those plastic sealing rings from a bottle im still shaking that scared me so much i didnt want to get stung again
>>9917116,949 holy FUCK what a whiny fag lmao
>>9917116,949 Now you know the fear those children felt
>>9917116,951 what
>>9917116,939 I went to bed at 4:30 now it's 7:40 so that's ~3 hours of sleep. Probably going to crash hard today. Ready to make some moneyyZyyYyzzzzzwYyy todei
I will never fug Kanna Hashimoto...
started playing oldschool runescape again i swear i've quit this game probably 8 times by now i guess i keep coming back because it's the perfect outlet for my autism
>>9917116,954 I feel you...
well that episode of CG was pretty shitty
>>9917116,954 feel when kanna is already 16 and it has been over 2 years since her hypercute dancing video
I will never make kanna's p**** into the shape of the kana....
why is my penis so short
>>9917116,960 ask your mom
>>9917116,961 She said you have a gay fetish and you gobbled the rest o me cock when I was sleeping
>>9917116,962 I'm confused...YOU have a gay fetish and YOU gobbled the rest of HER cock when she was sleeping? Moms don't have cocks, hun. Unless YOUR mom is actually the 2nd dad playing the role of a mom; my apologizes for being raised by 2 gay fathers.
>>9917116,963 are you the retarded guy
>>9917116,964 No, are you the homosexual who keeps asking me to suck his dick over the internet?
>>9917116,965 do you want to or not
>>9917116,966 warosugirl will give me your ip and I'll find and beat your ass if you ask me that again wont you warosugirl?
>>9917116,967 Warosugirl is gonna give me her number she wants me to lay her
>>9917116,968 enjoy my sloppy seconds cuckbro
>>9917116,929 this is not healthy dude just piss in the fucking toilet you freak
Any pedobro online want to chat
Warosugal doesnt even exist idiots
>>9917116,972 She just posted a few days ago with her admin trip.
>>9917116,954 >>9917116,956 >>9917116,958 You fucking pedos disgust me.
>>9917116,972 yeah she does shes always on rizon
>>9917116,973 that was just some dude putting a subject in his post like this...
>>9917116,976 Well she did reply to me a long long time ago on 4jp.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=248_1422161716 >warosu
I need two albums Glasses by Ozone Smell My Finger by Suga Free
why the fuck do i keep waking up with a boner
>>9917116,980 You need to have sex or it wont stop, silly virgin.
>>9917116,980 lol are you really this dumb?
>>9917116,982 dude lol this is confusing and annoying?
>>9917116,979 Do you think constantly making these posts is funny or amusing in any WAY? FUCKFOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>9917116,984 I just want to listen to some music...
>>9917116,985 Why? Music is not intellectually stimulating in any way. By listening to music, you are not learning, nor are you making progress of any sort. Try reading a book, exercising, literally anything in the world is more intellectually stimulating and productive than letting yourself go brain-dead listening you some chimp fart into a microphone. Even through writing this message I have improved my typing speed by a fraction of a decimal. Now, I am going back to expand my knowledge of language and civilization through Japanese literature.
>>9917116,986 What light novel are you reading?
>>9917116,986 autastic
>>9917116,980 your gay
>>9917116,989 I'd suck your dick but it's too small haha
>>9917116,990 haha
>>9917116,990 >>9917116,991 haha
>>9917116,986 Music is for people who have lived life and like all the characters they fall in love with over and over again
Didn't make the moneeyYYyyYYyyyy todei maybi tomorraw now I eatto my eguroll
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>>9917116,994 Epic!
>>9917116,993 Head back to ginfos with your nonsensical stoner philosophy and take your "music" with you.
why even live if you didn't win the genetic lottery and get 99.9th percentile intelligence
>>9917116,997 What's the difference between "music" and music
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>>9917116,999 one is for people with broken ears and one isn't
Just kill me seriously
>>9917116,999 The quotes are meant to represent the word being spoken in a sarcastic manner in order to belittle you.
Hey guys gonna sage this thread at the top of the board
ENDURE.
tonight is the night that i become a woman
what am I even supposed to do nothing I can do will amke me happy
>>9917116,998 Because you were born with 99th percentile looks
>>9917116,1009 no I wasn't
im not gay?
>>9917116,1011 Fortunately yes.
even if I get a job I'll just be used by executive normies
>>9917116,1013 get a wjob
I went to see a VFR today and I put some cash down and will give the guy the rest tomorrow and get the bike. Valves were done, new oil, new back tire, new brake pads, and the guy had a Leo Vince exhaust on it.
fucking kill me
>>9917116,1016 We're already dead
>>9917116,1017 are we in heaven
>>9917116,1018 this is a pretty lame heaven
we're in purgatory
I'm just so tired all the time
>>9917116,1021 turn on the lights have a consistent sleep schedule dont oversleep or undersleep take cold showers
>>9917116,1022 Don't fucking tell me what to do
oh god those taco bell cinnabon things are good i cant stop eating them i got a 12 pack for myself fuck
Recently, I've taken a liking to using tupperware to piss in rather than the standard bottle. Bottles have a much smaller mouth and are more difficult to clean. Tupperware can be used over and over. Also, if you have to take a shit then it can be taken inside the container. It's hard to shit inside a bottle.
>>9917116,1025 The best piss bottle I've found has been those Arizona Tea 1 gallon bottles. They're solid, have a great seal, and can be cleaned easily. Plus the opening is big enough for my big dick.
>>9917116,1026 It seems like a waste to buy Arizona Tea only to drain then piss in. That stuff is too sugary for my tastes. Can you shit in them?
once I took a shit on a pile of toilet papers and then using my fingers covered with toilet paper I moved it piece by piece into a bottle
>>9917116,1027 Even the gallons are like $1.50 aren't they? One can last a really long time, so I think they're worth it. I don't know if you can shit in them or not, but I wouldn't doubt it. The opening is about the same width as a toilet paper tube.
just use diapers
>>9917116,1030 um what the fuck I don't want shit on me
TFW shit in a bottle
>>9917116,1031 why not
>>9917116,1030 They feel really squishy and gross. It's not a good feeling. On an aside: Lucky! I got a fortune cookie with two cookies in the same packaging. What a great night!
feel when you wake up and cant even muster the will to get out of bed so you just stare at the ceiling for the next 10 hours
>>9917116,1035 that trombone when start napping and always wake up with bloodshot eyes
me mum just said she hasn't told the housing office I'm staying here even though she was supposed to two years ago and said she did two years ago which means I am staying here illegally and also before she said that she would pay the rent for me since otherwise they would take it out of my income and then after that said I should pay just $20 of it meaning she was just trying to scam me out of $20 a fortnight
>>9917116,1037 You're scum
>>9917116,1038 I'm not the one who lies to family to scam them out of money
>>9917116,1039 You brought her to this point
IM FAFOKWEFJOEWFJPING SO FUCKNIG HARD RIGHT NOW TO THIS YOUNOW STREAM HEWOFIHEWOFIAJEWOFIJEWF AHHHGHHGHH I AM NOT SHARING YOU FUCKS WILL REPORT HER
>>9917116,1040 no I didn't she has borderline personality disorder and as fucked up before I was born
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pyorz7iIwA Would you show this to a loli?
>>9917116,1043 Lolis hate mating
megamad sjws!!! https://i.4cdn.org/v/1424135239704.png https://i.4cdn.org/v/1424135239704.png
>>9917116,1045 Can I kill hordes of norms in this game?
>>9917116,1046 you bet. that's what the game is all about
hatred is what drives me
>>9917116,1045 im gonna buy this game
>>9917116,1048 i dont think you Drive
>>9917116,1050 report in teenbros :)
>>9917116,1045 will you play this game with me?
fuck im 30 minutes late satens probably gone now
feel when you will never find the philosopher's stone and transmutate all your piss bottles into baja blast
>>9917116,1054 I would rather transmute them into gold
>>9917116,1054 they'd taste the same either way
What the fuck do I do for the rest of the night if I already jerked it 4 times yesterday
feel when you're starving but don't want to be fatneet no more
>>9917116,1044 Lolis are not a hivemind.
>>9917116,1059 Yes they are. They're almost as easily influenced as /jp/.
>>9917116,1060 uh they're way more easily influenced that's why it's illegal for you creeps to talk them into having sex with you
>>9917116,1061 holy FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>9917116,1045 I'm disappointed this isn't an actual Nazi game, but I do like that they include 'video games are not art' in their reason for making the game.
>>9917116,1059 Lolis are super easily influenced, especially when it's another loli doing it, or someone who the loli likes. That's why it's illegal for cute boys to talk to lolis.
-( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___卐卐卐卐 Don't mind me just taking my mods for a walk
I told my mom she owes me $60 for scamming me
>>9917116,1066 the hell that is living is worth a lot more than that I'm surprised every parent doesn't owe their child 1 M in cash for this animal bullshit in damages
she acted shocked a few months ago when I said she can't be trusted and I gave some examples like when she pawned my dbz tapes when I was living with me pa and only got them back since I noticed they were missing when I visited and he paid to get them back and also there was the time when she stole the club sandwich from my dad when he put it down for a moment when he came to pick us up or how whenever you lend her money for something she always thinks the amount she owed was lower and says she forgot. she said that was all a long time ago but she had been pulling this the whole time sigh!
>>9917116,1068 You're such a fuckup
>>9917116,1068 oh man a sandwich sounds really good right about now my mom got some pastrami the other day and some cheese is it okay to eat jewish rye bread if im not jewish i dont have any black rye bread to match my soul.........
>>9917116,1069 why do you keep saying that when it's my mom who did all this >>9917116,1070 I wish I had one too but I'm not supposed to eat
>>9917116,1071 dont mind that guy he doesnt know what its like to have parents like that
>>9917116,1071 Take responsibility for what you've caused
>>9917116,1068 what kind of minor bullshit are you even obsessing over sounds like you just hate your mom because you want to kill yourself or whatever
One time I was playing with a girl's belly button and I softly dragged my fingers around that area right below the belly button and she got really quiet and her breathing changed and then when I actually saw her face it was all red I think she got a boner
add me http://steamcommunity.com/id/BestestIdol
>>9917116,1074 it's the principal of it since now I don't know what will happen because there are two years where I was living here and supposed to be paying rent so what's going to happen when they find out and connect the dots since this is my address for all my socialismbux details she literally took my form and said she told them and that they had no problem with anything and that she would pay the rent for me but then a few weeks later she said I should pay at least $20 a fortnight towards it. it was all part of her scheme from the beginning not to mention when they had this psych team coming over to my house to make sure I didn't kill myself and they talked to her to she tried to get me to agree to give her rent in front of them. I already had suspicions at that point so I asked her to just show me the information from the housing office but then she backed down and didn't ask me for a while
>>9917116,1077 If you're getting "socialismbux" then why the fuck does giving $20 every two weeks matter to you
>>9917116,1078 because I was scammed out of it believing it was for something else, and she made me an illegal tenant for two years so she could achieve that
>>9917116,782 https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=5xs--To414I#t=1633 Why are pony tails so nice? Seeing this girl's swinging as she does karate is oddly relaxing and a bit of a turn on. I can't even see her face, but I already want to fuck her hard.
>>9917116,1079 well why didnt you take care of the payment yourself then
>>9917116,1080 You want to fuck her hard because you can't see her face, not despite being unable to see it.
>>9917116,1081 He wants to have sex with his mother
>>9917116,1082 It's the ponytail.
>>9917116,1081 she told me she had handed in my form and she would just pay for me. I thought she must have some special agreement like she does with all her bills since she never pays them but has smoothing arrangements or something when I started getting suspicious I thought she was using her agreements to her advantage to make it look like she was paying more than she was so she could get money out of me like how she tries to pay back money owed with food she buys with store cards she gets for free from charity. but I didn't suspect the real truth at all
>>9917116,1080 The guy at 31:35 looks oddly fashionable to be from North Korea.
also I don't want to fuck my mom I find that gross. she is the one who did inappropriate things to me when I was little
>>9917116,1087 well yeah you already fucked her
http://i.imgur.com/oX6AEbG.jpg what is this pedo shit im out of here fuck rt and fuck north korea im sickened the guides allowed this camera angle and im sickened rt actually used it god damnit
>>9917116,1087 I'm sick of you bragging
>>9917116,1090 she's 60 years old and ugly
>>9917116,1091 so thats who you get it from
>>9917116,1092 sigh
God damn there's a frozen Mexican dinner in the freezer and I want to eat it. It's some Herdez frozen pork and beans meal. These things are really damn good I just wish I got more.
Todei is the dei I finurarry will make moneiiii KANARAZUUuuuuuUuuuuuu I am 90% finished with my goldmine Kirruar product.
>>9917116,1095 Why do you keep sounding more and more retarded?
>>9917116,1096 this retarded is about to becam mrrarianare
>>9917116,1097 umm...
>>9917116,1097 how do i become one as well
mum asked me to fix her laptop and clean out the viruses how do i fix it
http://a.pomf.se/ijsbgg.jpg
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/could-five-britons-among-first-5175995
>>9917116,1102 why did they select a fucking chink they should select 23 women and 1 alpha stud who gets to hhave his very own harem
>>9917116,1103 like me btw
http://i.imgur.com/0eNEfpD.jpg where can i buy a loli
where doi get money
>>9917116,1102 What a bunch of shitty normalfags Notice how their comments are all about themselves, they were obviously born and raised to be self centered normalshits. I'm happy to know they'll never go to Mars
>>9917116,1106 just start sucking dicks and youll have as much as >>9917116,1105 in no time
>Recently Published >Astronauts could grow CANNABIS on the Red Planet, hints British Mars One finalist Good to see we have our priorities straight
>>9917116,1109 Well they're gonna be stuck there right what else are they going to do?
>>9917116,1109 When cannabis is mentioned, are people talking about the one that people smoke, or the one that people make shirts and stuff out of?
>>9917116,1111 lol 420 smoek wed lllllllllllllol
>>9917116,1111 The thumbnail for the article literally has an alien smoking a joint so I think that much should be obvious.
did you know 98% of humans can't multitask effectively and will perform tasks much less efficiently if they try but there are 2% who do it extremely well and show no degradation in accuracy for each task when performing more tasks and this is decided on a genetic level just fucking kill me
>>9917116,1114 your mom can suck my dick and finger herself at the same time
>>9917116,1114 What's your source on that information
>>9917116,1114 i absolutely cannot multitask
>>9917116,1114 yeah I know, I made a post yesterday on the dub about how it's hard for humans to multitask, did you see it?
>>9917116,1113 I saw no link to the article just greentext...
>>9917116,1116 https://www.psych.utah.edu/lab/appliedcognition/publications/distractionmultitasking.pdf
https://www.mcgill.ca/neuro/channels/news/smoking-thins-vital-part-brain-241649 feel when stupid
>>9917116,1114 ya i know im part of that 2%
>>9917116,1118 I might have seen it and I already knew it was bad to multitask but I googled some things yesterday to find out more information about it so maybe it was spurred by your post I used to know someone who always said they were multitasking and now that I think of it they were probably superior genetically... sigh
>>9917116,1120 Nowhere does it say 2% of anything, bub.
>>9917116,1124 >Two hundred participants performed the driving and OSPAN tasks in combination and also performed each of the tasks separately. >Further scrutiny revealed a small subset of participants (N ¼ 5; 3 males and 2 females) scoring in the upper quartile of the OSPAN memory task (i.e., “high spans”) and showing no performance decline from single-task to dual-task across all the dependent measures. it was 2.5% here
please pretend all of that was greentext except the last line
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/641560724/bilal-robot?ref=category what the fuck dude who actually thought this needed to be built and who would actually buy and use one?
>>9917116,1127 me
>>9917116,1128 I hope you die a slow and painful death, fucking pedo.
>>9917116,1129 peace be upon you brother
>>9917116,1127 >That should be self-evident. If no one wants your product, your company isn’t going to succeed. But many startups build things people don’t want with the irrational hope that they’ll convince them otherwise. >The most prominent modern example of this phenomenon is the mobile phone. People dismissed it as a novelty in its early days. Obviously, they are no longer a novelty. The late Apple co-founder Steve Jobs famously said, “A lot of times, people don’t know what they want until you show it to them.” The problem is that entrepreneurs have taken that to heart.
>>9917116,1131 Where are you getting that from?
>>9917116,1132 http://fortune.com/2014/09/25/why-startups-fail-according-to-their-founders/
>>9917116,1127 >PEOPLE ACTUALLY BACKED THAT do you not SEE how people with money to waste can be easily exploited??? They just don't know what to do with their wallets.
>>9917116,1133 im not gonna read that
>>9917116,1134 but unless you reach the goal you don't get that money
>>9917116,1134 so how do i get money?
It's amazing to think of how long Sharks have been on Earth.
>>9917116,1136 Shoulda used indiegogo >>9917116,1137 tons of ways you have to be creative
>>9917116,1134 I am still in disbelief that that grisaia project actually got 500k for promising to do something that many people already do for free. It's not like grisaia is the holy grail of eroge either. All of this just goes to show the intelligence of the average EOP eroge fan.
>>9917116,1138 we've been on earth just as long as sharks
>>9917116,1138 6,000 years ain't that long >>9917116,1141 Amen.
>>9917116,1141 All the more proof that God is among us
>>9917116,1141 sharks have been around 20 times longer
>>9917116,1138 I like thinking that the reason humans are fearful of bugs is because in the past bugs were much larger and ate/attacked our ancestors.
>>9917116,1145 What kind of pussy faggot is afraid of bugs? Kill yourself.
I think Nautiluses are even more fascinating.
feel when even your cats have had sex
>>9917116,1145 I'd like to think our irrational dislike for non-mammalian species are because of that.
>>9917116,1139 examples?
>>9917116,1145 >>9917116,1149 That fear is innate because there are many dangerous types of small insects and reptiles that our "ancestors" would have had to deal with
>>9917116,1149 It's definitely an interesting thought.
>>9917116,1151 I heard that small insects and such are the same reason why tickling makes a person flinch so badly.
When I think about swarms of insects, especially ants, my ears feel all itchy and I get really uncomfortable
>>9917116,1154 This is how lolis feel when they think of pedos
>>9917116,1155 I wish a swarm of lolis would kidnap me and keep me inside their lolihill, and I would just lay there while swarms and swarms of lolis crawled on and inside me, and devoured me. My body would become an incubator for the lolis as they enter my veins and crawl under my skin. They would become a permanent part of my body, and I would no longer be human, I would be the ultra-loli-man
>>9917116,1156 um..
>>9917116,1157 my love for lolis transcends the law
>>9917116,1060 >>9917116,1061 >>9917116,1064 Please stop humiliating lolis. They are perfect.
>>9917116,1156 do you guys think weird freaks like this have always existed or is there something about modern society and the state of the world that breeds people like this i dont even mean the pedophilia either but do you think there were waifubros in moses' time
quit being lewd
>>9917116,1160 well what about when moses came down from the building after having coffee with god and all his jews were worshipping golden statues of cows and girls with big breasts and ass
>>9917116,1150 subscribe to money making youtubers they'll tell you all the secrets just avoid all youtubers who put personal URL links in the description--they are fake losers who don't make any cash
>>9917116,1163 https://www.youtube.com/user/KingHuman/videos here is some ideas this guy has
uhm 100% of get rich quick guys say "you can make $1000 a month just by following these 5 simple steps that I'll sell to you" and then if you buy it they say "tell people online that you can make them $1000 a month following 5 simple steps and get them to buy those steps"
>>9917116,1164 also hang around blackhat forums often for free deals and perks and shit
Hikari has a butt!
>>9917116,1165 The thing is majority of people won't do it because it literally is a 2nd job. So it seems like a scam but it isn't. Of course whatever the "get rich quick" guy says in his examples you have to use what he said and change it up a bit; thus the "be creative" part comes into play.
https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/njcontent enter to win a ticket live the truNEET dream
http://ota-ch.com/jp/src/1424215915967.jpg milk...
>>9917116,1167 Tell us more about it
"The only thing wrong with fucking children is that they're 3DPD." -- moot, 2015
Today was a great day. I got my VFR and when I was riding around I saw the Belgian Waffle truck parked on the side of the road so I pulled over and got two for myself. I love this VFR so much.
milk is literal shit
feel when out of lamictal
>>9917116,1173 These waffles have an aftertaste of beer that I don't really remember from before... I do remember my last waffle a year ago tasting especially yeasty, maybe I was mistaken.
>>9917116,1173 Hey.
>>9917116,1177 Hello?
>>9917116,1175 Trev...
feel when literally nobody loves milk as much as me since I have 40 empty cartons of it next to me
hey saten meta whiner where are you, give me a update on gamergate
>>9917116,1181 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EogjXitgw0
Listening to Tsubasa wo Kudasai and drinking a Strawberry Golden Bear Lemonade... I used to share these drinks with my cousin all the time. When does the final Evangelion movie come out? Probably after the new DBZ movie, right? I have high hopes for that new DBZ movie. It's gotta be better than BoG, especially if it's going to center around Vegeta. Don't fuck this up Toriyama
>>9917116,1175 >willingly becoming a slave to big pharma and their Jewish masters who aim to pacify the white male Seriously?..
>>9917116,1184 White men are already pacified.
>>9917116,1183 but BoG was good?
>>9917116,1185 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn4mVDtqi7g
>>9917116,1186 It felt like a big letdown. Sure, it was good on its own, like it was still entertaining and I enjoyed it, but it's always about Goku. Goku is the one who gets the power. Goku is the one who beats the bad guy. Goku saves the day. All the time. It gets old after a while. I think Revival of F has a much larger chance to turn out better than BoG. I'm going to be disappointed if Vegeta doesn't get to kick some serious ass, but I guess even if Goku still ends up saving the day in the new movie I'd still enjoy it just because I think Frieza coming back even more powerful is better than an entirely new, random enemy like Beerus(who in the end wasn't even evil) appearing out of nowhere.
This VFR is lots of fun so far. It's Honda Red, which is nowhere near as offending as bumblebee yellow. The other guy put some Leo Vince pipes on it though, and then he took the baffles/decibel reducers out and lost them. Now I feel bad leaving and entering my neighborhood because it's loud.
I have not gone to bed yet...
*sips tea*
okay I swear today is the last day I update with my money making scheme and won't say anything more until I make my first dollar today I'm uploading everything should be okay this time since I have quality equipment now, I have been given the okay to upload now by staff. I'm going to price it at $69 dollars and then entice the goys, I mean buyers to get it now before I raise it to $99 a month later. This strategy works. Never undercut yourself. Never sell less just because another person is selling less.
uh today the guy at the gas station couldnt figure out how to get two quarters on top of a $5 bill out of my open hand then he said the handoff was awkward and didnt seem stable and then he said the word awkward itself was awkward then i realized it was and i said it was the "awk" part this is the same guy who commented on my adidas shirt one time he pointed at it and said "oh, adidas? all day i dream about soccer, right? no, that doesnt work in german" i think he has autism but i enjoy going there when hes there because his autism is the funny and interesting kind not the asshole kind
>>9917116,1193 You should have your moms arrange a play date
>>9917116,1188 BoG was better than any of dragonball z beerus not being evil was pretty good
i'm just a boy in this world
i'm just a dog in this world
i'm just a girl in this world
I hate you, warosu.
>>9917116,1199 i ashiteru you too
fuck i want to fuck akari
Feel mixed the green tea maccha poorly and had to gulp down all the excess powder at the end.
>>9917116,1202 Do you have an actual chasen?
http://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/?uri=CELEX:32010R0097 EU has autism.
uh some guy is doing work at my house and he brought his two kids i thought both were boys but theyre both girls and now im getting a boner?
>>9917116,1205 >doing work at my house >brought his two kids uhhhhhhhhh are these some brown landscaping lolies child labor is illegal dude
>>9917116,1206 no its some random guy whos repairing a dent and paint damage on my moms car she hit one of those poles at the gas station lmbo i can hear the guy doing whatever he does and these girls are just playing in the front yard
>>9917116,1203 No I used a spoon
>>9917116,1205 Stop being such a pedo
>>9917116,1209 no?
>>9917116,1210 yes?
how many pedobros are there theres azanon and
i wish i could just spectate someone else's life instead of this shitty oen fuck
>>9917116,1213 anime, bro
>>9917116,1213 I know that feelio
>>9917116,1213 i can blog if you want
i want to be able to spectate people when i die also want to be able to masturbate during this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjMFA3Sf7WE God damn I love this channel.
>>9917116,1218 i remember watching this guys vids years ago its relaxing
>>9917116,1218 translate it weebs
>>9917116,1218 Erwin Rommel had a camera just like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGfY7FyjLog God damn I fucking love TLRs so much.
>>9917116,1222 say you love cute anime more, bitch SAY IT
>>9917116,1223 To Love Rus
>>9917116,1224 [i]say it
Do you guys think people making those cameras in the 40s, 50s, and 60s would still be working and in use 50 years in the future?
>>9917116,1214 seriously that's what anime is for
https://boards.4chan.org/lgbt/thread/4001978 get in here, pedobros
snfffffff moneyyyyyyyyy
>>9917116,1226 certainly
>>9917116,1228 Holy fuck trannies are getting owned
>>9917116,1231 what?
>>9917116,1232 You'll never recover from this you subhuman tran
i could really go for some pizza right now
>>9917116,1233 I'm not a tranny
>>9917116,1192 I lied I need probably an extra day, prob up to Friday definitely. Editing is a lot of work. And I came up with another sweet idea. Juggling 3 projects at once. So one will be priced at $69 to 99$ another $45 and the new idea $60. So if I get ~500 buyers on each product that will round out to.... $43k within 6 month time period on one platform. This is not counting my petty change efforts so at the end of the year it will round off to 50k. But before then I'll have even more ideas. Muahahahhahhaha.
>>9917116,1236 what the fuck are you talking about?
>>9917116,1237 moneyyyyYyyyyyyYy
someone fucking blog already
I'm going to tap this tomorrow, she agreed. http://a.pomf.se/opppbf.jpg
>>9917116,1240 she just sent me this http://a.pomf.se/gqowmy.jpg
http://a.pomf.se/osbyjl.jpg what a naughty girl
>>9917116,1240 >she
>>9917116,1240 >>9917116,1241 >>9917116,1242 :puke:
>>9917116,1240 what does sex feel like
>>9917116,1245 pretty lame
>>9917116,1245 Like masturbating with shampoo that contains scrubby beads but replace your hand being hard with being soft to the touch if you do it raw. Condom is like using your hand only you aren't doing the squeezing work.
>>9917116,1240 I'm kidding btw...you guys were being quiet.
http://pulooka.deviantart.com/art/Eyy-It-sa-Me-514935908 got img here other imgs same way
>>9917116,1246 >>9917116,1247 sounds pretty nice to me bro >>9917116,1247 so does it feel good and is it good enough to justify norming
>>9917116,1249 >tfw no qt furry gf
>>9917116,1246 what you think anime pussy feel like
>>9917116,1252 the same except the girl looks nicer most of the time
>>9917116,1250 Uhh, no. Unless you want a wife and kids or plan to get HIV or some disease it's not worth it. Just buy a pack of condoms and use lotion.
>>9917116,1253 what the fuck
>>9917116,1253 >>9917116,1255 ight what about ch*ld pussy
>>9917116,1256 simply the best there is
>>9917116,1256 uh you can't even fit in that
>>9917116,1254 if human pussy felt as good as dolphin pussy sounds like it does do you think it owuld be worth
>>9917116,1259 only if it is with a 13 y0ld
>>9917116,1247 wtf theres scrubby beads in vagina??
>>9917116,1261 idk ask ur mum
>>9917116,1260 haha anime got you all fucked up my man take it easy out there my man
>>9917116,1263 not every sexual preference is derived from the 2d realm dude if anything anime reflects the fucked up tendencies already present in the primate mind
>* Interest in feet may be considered a fetish, but at least on the internet it is so common as to be on par with interest in, um, more directly-involved body parts. what do you guys have to say about this
>>9917116,1263 I was a ped long before anime. I didn't get into the rori shit until around 2011.
>>9917116,1266 And by rori shit I mean the stuff on panda. Before that I was the same as I am today.
<* Porn featuring hermaphroditic transexuals is popular, but appeals almost exclusively to straight identifying males. It holds little interest for its previously presumed audience of gay men. lol!
>>9917116,1266 >>9917116,1267 have you banged a fit teen
>>9917116,1268 But that's true, the appeal of trannies are that they are feminine men, and men are attracted to femininity.
>>9917116,1264 Except wanting to have sex with teenagers isn't fucked up retard. Stop projecting your disgusting fantasies on the rest of us and blaming your "primate mind", it might just be your low IQ and primate face.
>>9917116,1270 I didn't say it wasn't true
my favorite meme is when people say "its just a fetish dont overthink it!!!" as if their head is just a vacuum not influenced by anything lmao. such naive kids. its mostly used a defense mechanism against dealing with the issues causing certain fetishes because they're either too weak or afraid to do something about it.
>>9917116,1273 le fuu face
my favorite meme is teenbros :)
my favorite meme is moneyyYyyyyyyYyyy
>>9917116,1275 like the term or the behavior
>>9917116,1277 you can't have one without the other
http://nakydi.tumblr.com/post/108675114878/delicia-pessoal
>>9917116,1279 what a hot girl
>>9917116,1279 why does she look manlier than i do im a real boy
if i take tesosterone will my jawline level up
>>9917116,1281 know that feel
>>9917116,1281 I'm 25 and still look like a kid. Is it because I never lost my virginity?
>>9917116,1282 Your bone structure is pretty set by the time you're in your 20s sorry lad. It will lower your body fat level and make it look more defined and manly though. >>9917116,1281 Because he's being pumped full of more testosterone than your puny beta body could ever conjure.
>>9917116,1284 no it's because you have no testosterone which led to both never losing your virginity and looking like a kid
>>9917116,1286 Wow who do I blame for this turn of events
>>9917116,1287 *slaps your ass*
>>9917116,1288 you're gay
im gay
>>9917116,1289 im a girl thou
>>9917116,1291 when are we getting married
>>9917116,1292 *slaps your ass*
>>9917116,1293 *spits in ur mouth*
>>9917116,1294 gross no wonder your a virg lol
>>9917116,1291 please leave onegai
>>9917116,1293 WHEN ARE WE GETTING MARRIED BAE please tell me ''kudasai''
Hikari no kodomo manko!
I'm seriously just going to scream at the top of my lungs...
>>9917116,1299 aah
>>9917116,1299 MONEYYYyyyyyyyy
Would you want to be caught in the act of touching kodomo oshiri?
>>9917116,1302 Stop being such a freak.
>>9917116,1302 >kodomo oshiri oh god, I googled that Am I going to prison now?
>>9917116,1304 lol check out this dumbass wboys
>>9917116,1304 prisons are only bad in third world shitholes (aka USA)
>>9917116,1306 USA is literally first world...
>>9917116,1307 good one *high fives*
>>9917116,1307 First world countries are full of moralfags.
>>9917116,1239 Uh, today I went and got the registation and new plate for my bike, and then I went to Lowe's for some bolts to hold on the muffler so I could remove the rack the previous owner put on it to hold a case. While doing the work around the back I noticed that the bike actually does have a fender eliminator kit of some sort installed, and also that the license plate actually doesn't fit without a bit of trimming. The bolts I got were a normal hex head though, and I would really prefer an allen socket, so I'm going to a bolt store tomorrow to get those.
>>9917116,1306 I live in the USA...
>>9917116,1310 Oh, and I need to get another pillion seat cowl because the one the other owner had didn't have any of the tabs to actually hold it in place. Gotta block the rear seat so nobody will ask for rides. Plus, it looks way better with the cowl than without. Without it, the seat is like 2-3 feet long.
>>9917116,1310 >>9917116,1312 no one gives a shit
>>9917116,1310 >>9917116,1312 csb
I can't believe what I am seeing when I read that someone has "failed or attempted suicide". How can you fail suicide? Surely even if you fell off too short of a cliff you could go to a higher one if you really wanted.
>>9917116,1315 The body is very resilient
>>9917116,1310 >>9917116,1312 get a car, loser
>>9917116,1317 get a fuck, bitch
>>9917116,1313 Sorry, that guy asked for someone to blog.
Someone blog about hecka cute loli kids.
Has anyone ever tried hiring an escort? i'm interested, but i don't want to get vanned by the fbi. i also have no idea where to look.
>>9917116,1320 Leave.
>>9917116,1321 I don't think escorts are illegal, bro...
>>9917116,1321 depends how much you care about your health and where you live an onahole is cheaper and a better experience
>>9917116,1324 Maybe he already has one and wants her to use an onahole on him
>>9917116,1321 I did and posted about it, it was bad
>>9917116,1325 might as well get the geezer next door to do it
>>9917116,1320 I actually saw a cute girl today when I was riding through a neighborhood while following a Slingshot. She was in the drainage field under some powerlines and was waiting to cross the street to go by another girl.
what's the big wab's opinion on soylent green becoming real soon http://archive.indianexpress.com/news/chocolate-meltdown-the-world-will-run-out-of-cocoa-by-2020/1179482/
>>9917116,1329 looks like niggy will never be out of a job
http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/13ao81/girlfriend_laughs_when_i_tell_her_i_wont_have_sex/ LOLLLL
>>9917116,1331 >working 16 hours a day Oh my god what is wrong with norms
>>9917116,1331 why the fuck are you on reddit this isn't funny even slightly go the fuck away
>>9917116,1333 it's funny as hell and I was on it because I'm doing some gamergate investigations and this page got linked
>>9917116,1334 you seriously need to kill yourself
http://i.imgur.com/uYIem.jpg
why's there so much traffic on warosu now can't take it easy
>>9917116,1335 I'm on it.
>>9917116,1320 How are lolis hecka cute?
>>9917116,1337 teenbros
any other ugly retards online
>>9917116,1341 i was feeling confident about my looks for once lately but i asked someone for a rate and they said i was fuckugly l ol back to da same old boring suicidal routine.
>>9917116,1341 feel when posted on /soc/ once and 0 replies and even the big W boys said I was an uggo
>>9917116,1343 dis made me laugh a lot fsr
>>9917116,1344 it wasn't supposed to be funny...
>>9917116,1343 dont know that feel dude but im sure it would be like that for me too
>>9917116,1341 ya right here thats why i wear a helmet when i go outside
fuck i was just at the store and in front of me was a girl in scrubs and her shirt formed to her waist and showed off her hips and she had a big butt and i got a boner and now when im thinking about it?? please?
those wednesday night feels
>>9917116,1348 god it sucks so much to be an ugly faggot and see things like this wait just to make sure this isnt more loli bullshit is it
>>9917116,1350 You would know, its your post after all.
>>9917116,1350 god damnit why would a loli be wearing scrubs the girl was like 25
>>9917116,1352 I don't know what scrubs are
>>9917116,1352 i thought u only had eyes for lg bro
>>9917116,1353 its what nurses wear have you never been to a hospital or anything http://i.imgur.com/xXtUB2T.jpg http://i.imgur.com/PbnLpWC.jpg like that
>>9917116,1355 That chink in the middle looks hilarious
>>9917116,1356 fucking gross dog eatign chinks
i would fuck the girl on the right in the back from the back
>>9917116,1355 I kneww those clothes that doesn't mean I knew what they were called I thought it was just a term for teenbros in the medical profession
>>9917116,1355 what the hell all the guys look like dime a dozen dullards how did they get on tv
teenbro meme has gone too far
>>9917116,1361 don't stifle my innovation please
>>9917116,1360 Maybe those outfits are unflattering
>>9917116,1360 i dont think those people were on tv youre thinking of scrubs right http://i.imgur.com/K1IOMeX.jpg different people
i was hesitant to get these limited edition red velvet oreos because they came in a tiny package which meant they were either so good that oreo thought they could milk them or so bad that oreo knew nobody would want to buy a lot of them theyre actually really good they have creamcheese filling
>>9917116,1365 Can you please send them to me my mom never buys stuff like that
>>9917116,1365 red velvet anything is fucking disgusting take your viral marketing somewhere else
>>9917116,1367 these are actually good though i just counted and theres only 21 cookies in a box or 7 in a row the cookie itself has a weird flavor, probably from the red coloring but if you eat it whole you dont notice
oreos are the worst cookies
sooooooooooooniiiiiiiicccccc
gunna make tha monyEyyyeyyyyyeyey to deyyyyyy
>>9917116,1329 There should be a cap on the world population with families giving birth in excess shipped off to colonize planets like mars.
>>9917116,1372 Only whites will live on Mars. Genetically engineered whites with super intelligence. Don't be fooled that we'll ship off kebabs, blacks, spicks, and gooks (except maybe Japanese) off to Mars. And will we carry over religion over to Mars? Jesus has no involvement with Mars.Without religion how will we keep the pesky humans in their place? I want mars to be like the depiction in Aldnoah.
>>9917116,1373 Or the one in Aria. There was little to no non-whites in Aria.
>>9917116,1373 beta whitebois taking the next big step and getting planet earth cucked from them
>>9917116,1373 I like the "white nerds think Japs like them" meme.
>>9917116,1376 I included them because they are supposedly working on a space elevator set for 2050. They'll have huge involvement with Mars. Their flag resembles the Red planet--one day they'll catch on and their inner samurai will awaken. They will want half the planet for themselves and thus space wars against china.
>>9917116,1377 Wait did I just make a movie script? Please don't steal this, Mr. Goldberg.
>>9917116,1373 isn't it more effective to genetically modify gooks since they already have higher average intelligence than whites
>>9917116,1379 They will since their population is aging. They'll be the first nation to just make babies out of tubes since they have no morals. While they're at it, they'll adjust the babies faces so it looks less gook and more Caucasian mixed.
>>9917116,1373 I want it to be like Terraformars
Shit! NO! My laptop is dying out on me. I have to rush this shit out today.
>>9917116,1382 cute post dude sorry I was supposed to say this ages ago but I got distracted twice
I have a feeling that all those space volunteers are going to die out there. It's a one way trip, so if they fuck up, they're as good as dead. Even survivor and other reality survival shows have a crew with them ready to administer first-aid or take them to a hospital.
>>9917116,1384 they get an 8 year training though
theres no sex allowed on mars apparently but it's a one way trip so who's going to enforce that rule? theres going to be tons of rape
>>9917116,1386 Who is going to stop from killing the unwanted, A cop? On what grounds? This is why it's all fantasy. The only people going up there are super humans. They even keep hinting the "one way trip ;-)" to people. It's like a trap.
>>9917116,1385 there could still be a mechanical error. even with training the stress of the real situation could cause people to mess up.
>>9917116,1386 I would assume that the fear of feeding another mouth with limited supplies would prove to be enough to prevent that. The worst thing is that it's going to be a reality television show. I can't understand why anyone would allow other people to watch their masturbating and internet browsing habits.
>>9917116,1389 if theyre not stupid theyd get vasectomies or get their tubes tied
>>9917116,1390 Still, it would be awkward to have sex when you know that there is a camera monitoring everything you do.
>>9917116,1391 is filming porn awkward too then?
Kanna...
why do i always wake up with a boner
>>9917116,1387 Why do these people sign up anyway, i honestly don't see the appeal.
>>9917116,1386 it's near impossible to maintain an erection in space anyways but it's mostly just there as a standard, no romantic affairs with coworkers thing
>>9917116,1396 uh i think they have suits and stuff to match earths asmosphere dude...
lizardsquad teenbros are ddosing the oldschool runescape servers i cant take it easy like this
>>9917116,1398 http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2wfqdy/what_do_you_do_in_private_that_would_be_weird_in/ just read this until they stop
>>9917116,1399 why do the memesters at reddit still use gifs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBHQ7lQGOf0 Someone should buy Adam and Norm a cute anime girl garage kit and have them do it on the show.
>>9917116,1401 Is that 1gooey?
I've been nauseous for the past 2 days so I decided to finally force myself to vomit and it was amazing Now I know how yume nikki feels
all the anime babes I like the most are stinking rich
where is isopropyl alcohol guy
Lolis be cute!
>>9917116,1405 he doesnt know..............
>>9917116,1405 He's dead, hit by a car when he was drunk as fuck
>>9917116,1407 >>9917116,1408 oh... he was a good man, may he rest in peace hopefully heaven has enough alcohol to satiate him
totori canme and talked to me last night
<Akarin_friend> Tell them the whole story bro <gooey1> LMAO <gooey1> okay <gooey1> back in 2010, when I was just a mere puppy dog, ( not a big dog). I was kicking it with Cathy Cougar. She was 17 years my senior. a great experience for me. On day, while giving her Kitty Cat a tongue bath, I inserted an finger into her Vagina. when this was going on, she started to squirm, snort, thrust, and scream. Before I knew it, she sprayed my face with her juices. Now me, being the idiot that I am, thought that she had just pissed in my face. When I got on my hands and knees to chastise her, I took one look at her and the front of her body was red. Her eye liner was running, and her body was shaking like she was having an seizure. I asked her " what had just happened"? She reached up to me, grabbed my neck, pulled me down, kissed and hugged me for ten minutes. Later, I realized that this was my first experience with a squirter. <gooey1> now, I feel that I am the best connoisseur of tasting the Cat in BIG CAT COUNTRY!!. I love eating pussy now. <justus> I'm not reading all that <Akarin_friend> lol <gooey1> alright I got to get ready to go <Akarin_friend> later
she was really happy and she wants me to join her
>>9917116,1406 Lolis are hella faggy.
>>9917116,1412 You finally gonna do it?
>>9917116,1411 http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jsm.12799/abstract it is literally piss
where's crotch rocket anon
>>9917116,1414 she sadi we could be happy and i could be happy
>>9917116,1415 no shit
I literally just shit my pants I thought it was a fart and paid for it
i think im going to go live iwth totori soon everyone
>>9917116,1420 thanks she will hate your self-absorbed ass though
>>9917116,1421 haha no
>>9917116,1421 so how are you killing yourself
>>9917116,1423 meant to link this post to >>9917116,1420 gomen
i bought a lot of etizolam and im going to drink wine and take it then go to sleepw ith totori i should have ti soon
someone holds a gun to your head and will kill you if you don't try your hardest to answer the following question: what percentage of /jp/ suicide posts are serious and what percentage of them actually lead to suicidees
>>9917116,1426 do it bitch *spits on you*
>>9917116,1427 *licks it up and kissed you while spitting it back in your mouth followed by squeezing your nose to make sure you swallow* give me an answer
>>9917116,1426 probably a lot fo them i see people go missing then i never hear from my friends again
>>9917116,1416 I have a feeling that means me. I was out all day today. I went and picked up those two exhaust bolts, and then I went down the road where I hit the horse, and then I went and opened the title to my SV so I could sell it tomorrow. At the DMV I saw a girl like 11 or 12 and super lanky wearing a short skirt. I'm pretty sure her hands went down past the skirt. She was standing slightly bent over with her legs crossed, leaning against the counter next to her parents with her back facing everyone. I unashamedly burned the image of the backs of her thighs into my memory. Anyway, the VFR isn't really a crotch rocket. It started out as Honda's racing platform, but when only inline four motors were allowed, the VFR with its V4 was left stranded and has turned into the bike that (to me) Honda seems to have a lot of fun with. That's why you aren't really hunched over while riding, and why it's so damn heavy, and also why it appeals to old men more than teenagers.
>>9917116,1430 I hope you get in a car accident.
>>9917116,1431 That's seriously uncalled for
>>9917116,1431 What if I got in an accident with a person and sued them and got super rich and then I spent all my time doing nothing but blogging on Warosu? How would you feel then? It would be your fault.
>>9917116,1433 I want you to die in a car crash.
>>9917116,1434 Oh okay. Well if I don't die like that, someone's supposed to be roaming all 250 square miles of the Phoenix area looking for me this summer or something like that, so I might be murdered instead. Either way you might get your wish but then I'll come back as an internet ghost and haunt the fuck out of this place.
>>9917116,1435 tfw can't die and come back as an internet ghost I would do that
>>9917116,1433 >What if I got in an accident with a person and sued them and got super rich and then I spent all my time doing nothing but blogging on Warosu? This could have already happened for all I know.
>>9917116,1437 im a trust fund babby and I own my own house and will never have to work besides blogging and shitposting on the internet ill be able to get a wife because of my money as soon as I get to be too old for this and will live happily ever after i still pis in bottles though
>>9917116,1438 uh this guy isnt be if youre wondering
fuck i want to eat something that goes with barbecue sauce i ate all the chicken nuggets that my mom bought fuck im hungry?
What is your favorite grunge song (the true neet music)? I think mine is Soundgarden's Fell On Black Days. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySzrJ4GRF7s
>>9917116,1441 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY3_G5N9DN0 not grunge but the lyrics are as trueneet as it gets
>>9917116,1441 why isnt neet music denpa
feel when you're emotionally complex
>jp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKMD8vI1MaM
if only I could turn back time
i'm a barbie girl...
http://i.imgur.com/W0ILhTh.jpg
>>9917116,1448 feel when you will never be an alpha male like mike
>>9917116,1449 feel when you wish all these fucking failed normies would kill themselves like they keep saying they will every day
>>9917116,1450 sigh.
>>9917116,1451 loser and otaku are not total synonyms end yourself you sobbing cunt
>>9917116,1452 you have no right to talk to me that way fuck you
I want to be a tsurupettan
>>9917116,1454 know that feel
>>9917116,1453 fuck you leatherman
god my escapist ventures have been so successful the last 2 month I almost forgot how badly i just want to fucking kill myself
>>9917116,1457 feel it has been hard these last few days
>>9917116,1457 pls no kill self gomen
please come back...
is it just me or do thumbnails look even smaller on 4shit now
>>9917116,1461 yh
Hoshikuzu Meruru!
sonna yasashiku shinaide...
just saw 3 girls who reminded me of Ami, Mami and Iori, seriously upset I couldn't fuck them
teenbros are in school time to make use of this time in runescape before the ddos starts again
why live holy shit I'm never going to get anywhere
>>9917116,1467 why not just die then
My cumputr was giving me toloveru but I am back to make the moneyyYyyYyyyy teodei
I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMORE
>>9917116,1470 calm down
>>9917116,1471 how can I calm down holy fuck nothing even matters and I literally can't do anyuthing
>>9917116,1472 watch anime watch cardcaptor sakura
>>9917116,1472 \('_')/ [spoiler] your suffering will end if you have money [spoiler] [spoiler] money removes all of your temporary problems [/spoiler]
>>9917116,1474 I had money and it did literally nothing I offered to pay a guy 5k to give me logs and he didn't
>>9917116,1475 why do you need logs
>>9917116,1476 I didn't need them I Just wanted to see them before I died
>>9917116,1473 Everyone here should have seen CCS. Maybe Tsubasa Chronicle since it's about a boy and a princess (same characters), pretty fun story.
>>9917116,1478 i know he need to rewatch it though to be happy
>>9917116,1475 im guessing the only thing that can salvage your life at this point is an anime gf?
>>9917116,1480 I just want my friend back
>>9917116,1481 lol fuck sick memeage wasnt expecting that definitely a throwback lol props
>>9917116,1482 ...
i used to have a clock of kero from ccs but now im reading online that it was made by gooks fug
I used to clock 156 WPM now I'm barely hitting 50 man don't drink cough syrup because it will mess up your life
>>9917116,1485 *sigh* please don't talk about typing speeds 140wpm and exceeding
my wpm is 139
even the subject of typing speed makes me think of my friend just fucking kill me really
>>9917116,1487 No one asked.
>>9917116,1489 go away loser let me blog in peace
>>9917116,1488 what is it like having a friend
>>9917116,1491 good until they leave you forever and you could literally email them at any time but they would never reply or acknowledge it at all now all I have is my other friend who just spams me about how many rathian plates he got today
>>9917116,1492 why ddont you play mh4 with him
fuck anyone here wanna be my bro
>>9917116,1493 it makes me feel like I am wasting my life even more and the screen is small too also I didn't buy a new 3ds
aaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>9917116,1496 know that feel
kill me seriously what good is graduating with a degree when you'll be like 30 already and still have no reason to live
>>9917116,1496 aaaaaaaah.. aaaa aaah.. aah..
maybe if i ignore it, it'll go away
That fucking feel, THAT fucking feel.
>>9917116,1501 which one
I just woke up from a lucid dream where in the beginning I was driving a car at warp speed and it was a regular dream but then my brain told me "this was stupid" and I realized I was dreaming and so I ended up back at my OLD old house from childhood as a ghost sort of. Of course I can't remember 100% what my old house looked like so some corridors were changed. I was watching my dad cook something and I guess my kid self was at school and then he noticed me peeking over the corner. I ran around the living room trying to find an exit and went out the door that was open so he wouldn't find me. I hid there for the longest time like it felt for 30 minutes in the dream world. But while I waited I looked out in my backyard and HOLY SHIT I could feel the summer wind and sun, hear the trees and birds, the annoying sight of lovebugs, the wind chime dinging--seriously everything. It was so damn real. Then I saw my brother came home from school (younger version) and he went out in the backyard. I floated through to the backyard and just watched him sit, playing with our dog under the orange tree. It's liked I died but can feel everything minus the fact that the house interior wasn't 100% as I remembered. This would be my 8th? most vivid dream ever.
if you want to have REALLY vivid dreams try using f.lux a few hours before bed
what the fuck is wrong with my life
>>9917116,1504 I do a lot of color work before bed so I leave f.lux disabled a lot and put a lamp on.
>>9917116,1504 whats your settings
>>9917116,1507 I start at 3,700k around 8 - 9pm and drop it down to 2,700 - 3,100k by 11pm.
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/303/2/5/goodra_by_slugbox-d6sfmw9.png
>>9916251 lol that sucks
>>9917116,1509 is that mewtwo?
>>9917116,1511 its horny for sperm
>>9917116,1503 Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me
>>9917116,1509 https://static1.e621.net/data/sample/57/cd/57cdd02fce1ceb40c15b4b235d757cfa.jpg
f.lux is placebo
>>9917116,1515 rofl
>>9917116,1515 idiot
>>9917116,1516 >>9917116,1517 please stop trolling
>>9917116,1514 disgusting
>>9917116,1519 how
>>9917116,1520 Those little dots creep me out.
life is a toilet
>>9917116,1522 flush
I want to consume Iori's buttfudge.
>>9917116,1444 ya my dad says im a bitch too
>>9917116,1525 maybe you should stop acting like a little faggot
>>9917116,1526 no
>>9917116,1527 stupid faggot
ur gay
>>9917116,1523 got clogged
when will my life begin?
>>9917116,1531 once you get a lgf
>>9917116,1532 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ojnmQljp71
>>9917116,1533 uh........ how old are you
>>9917116,1534 21 why
>>9917116,1535 you sound older and creepy
>>9917116,1536 I'm sorry.
>>9917116,1537 Can you guess what my face looks like? I'm curious.
>>9917116,1538 Really REALLY ugly.
>>9917116,1538 round face eyes too far apart bushy eyebrows jew nose
>>9917116,1540 holy shit
>>9917116,1222 >>9917116,1223 why have you not said it yet are you trying to get banned
>>9917116,1540 >jew nose oyyy....
anyone here mentally ill
>>9917116,1544 ya im depressed lol
>>9917116,1544 Yes.
>>9917116,1544 all of the jans lol
I bet when moot interviewed potential jans he'd asked them if they ever shit themselves and turned down anyone who hasn't.
>>9917116,1548 >>9917116,1548 i bet he aske them if they are gay and like men and only if say yes rofl
LOL
spluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggg
fuggin hell m8s
>>9917116,1544 feel
How do fat people eat twinkies so much? They're disgusting. They don't even taste good. Literally felt like vomiting after tasting one.
>>9917116,1554 I can't eat a twinkie without thinking about doge meme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPQRnwN5_3Q
i ate the whole bear of honey so now my tummy hurts );
is siz still around
>>9917116,1557 he's got some script that alerts him whenever his name is posted. just spam it a few times and he'll be summoned hither
>>9917116,1558 tali and siz say they have something like this but the sad fucks probably just lurk the ghostboards all day
>>9917116,1559 feel
>>9917116,1558 ok because im interested in adapting banbuster to another site
JESUS FUCK. I woke up to the sound of police bashing in a door with their battering ram thing and shaking my whole apartment. I swear I thought it was my door, at this point I was just like "fuck it you got me" so I opened it. Turns out it was the guy right next door and they yelled for me to go back inside. I thought for sure my days of browsing the W had caught up to me..
>>9917116,1561 >>/jp/thread/S12953447#p12953447_54 He posted a rar over here. Were you that one guy who said he was going to update banbuster? Also what site are you planning to adapt banbuster to.
It looks like they're interviewing some teen girls outside of Latina descent, if I had to guess I would say maybe she was an underage hooker or something, because I've heard rumors about this place where I live.
>>9917116,1563 yeah thinking of updating it i want it to work for 4chan and 8ch figured hed be interested because claud runs the /a/ board there and has an army of /jp/ level jannies good place to test it
>>9917116,1562 >>9917116,1564 if that happened to my i prob would have microwaved my hard drive
>>9917116,1566 There are a line of people outside handcuffed, I really want to go out and listen but these cops sound very evil and bullyish.
>>9917116,1567 They probably know you're a pedo
>>9917116,1564 the correct term is wetback
>>9917116,1568 I found out when my dad got arrested once that cops are nothing like they are on TV, they can lie as much as they want and say anything to get a confession, even saying other people already confessed and said X Y Z. I can hear them trying to trick this cute teenage latina girl outside into giving them information to arrest her.
>>9917116,1570 Why was dad arrested?
>>9917116,1570 pretend to be her bf coming to pick her up so she doesn't get arrested then fug her as payment
>>9917116,1569 Those spics, am I right my aryan brother? Lets go fuck our siblings! G-d damn this hooch is mighty good i tell whut boy!
>>9917116,1573 Chill out Jose
>>9917116,1573 Looks like we've spotted a shitskin boys.
>>9917116,1570 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc
>>9917116,1570 What did daddy do?
>>9917116,1573 fuck off subhuman this is a white mans board
>>9917116,1576 le 40 minute law guy lecture face
>>9917116,1566 Gotta be thorough d00d. 1. nuke your harddrive 2. magnet treatment 3. throw it in the bathtub 4. microwave it. add some Parmesan and you've got yourself a meal that the forensics team is going to hate
>>9917116,1579 I know that face >>9917116,1580 why don't you just encrypt
>>9917116,1576 I hate these videos. They spend an hour telling the audience that they shouldn't say anything to the police until they have an attorney.
>>9917116,1582 he's giving a lecture at a college fagboy, they want a full speech to take up the class
>>9917116,1581 Truecrypt can't save you anymore. There's been a way to crack the encryption.
>>9917116,1466 servers only went down twice today this is good progress
>>9917116,1580 you forgot the woodchipper part
>>9917116,1582 uh he spends an hour explaining not to and backing up his argument as to why you shouldn't
>>9917116,1584 that's what the big boys upstairs want you to think
>>9917116,1588 Trucrypt has a backdoor for the FBI
>>9917116,1589 ...
fuck my nose wont stop running and my throat is really sore i think ill spend the night chatting with lolis anyone want to join me in like a half hour?
>>9917116,1591 don't be such a pedofreak chat with some girls your own age
>>9917116,1591 I'm going to murder your lolis.
>>9917116,1591 sure, if I'm still awake
motherfucker i bought a kingsize nut butter snickers thats supposed to have 4 pieces in it, but this one only has 3
>>9917116,1595 owned
today was a good day
>>9917116,1596 i sent them a complaint with what info i could send and i told them that i really wish i had that missing 4th piece... i put in my address too so i hope they send me some cool stuff like a pencil or a sticker
I sold my wrecked SV today for $500. Now what could I do with $500?
>>9917116,1562 I laughed. That happened to me a few times. One time a cop randomly came into my room and I jumped up, my heart racing, thought my life was over.
>>9917116,1600 Then another time it was my neighbor who had a heart attack. Had flashing lights and ambulance outside my window for a good while.
>>9917116,1595 Write a letter about it to them and they'll send you a month's supply just to keep good PR.
should i replay no more heroes 1 and 2 again
yes
kill me
>>9917116,1602 i already sent it and it was just a short description about how there were only 3 and how i really wish i had that 4th piece and how much i loved the nut butter snickers i put my address so maybe theyll send me something
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http://www.younow.com/TabithaPatterson theres no lolis
kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me KILLMEKILLMEKIELLEMEIKEILEMIEMLKIELEKIEKLEMIELEKILLMEEKLEKIEMEELEIKIEK
burn me alive
break moTER FUCKer Kill TO To me and DIE ,,,wy aliveYU Do this to ME ,,,Let tehARE DOING THIS me My TO let and ME GD DID I DO TO GOD YOU I DONT DEESRVE somenE TIS IWHY WANT Jut DIE do LET burn ME DIE TONGHT WHEN Go sleEp To Please jutLet die WAHT I Dont Een care i De In Die sleep anymore Make in klil or hae death peasle just If FUCK I YOU Me oh JUST God Me pleae ,,,,,
>>9917116,1612 know that feel
gnfos was so much better when trev had no internet. now that he's back we'll have to deal with his unfunny tryhard shit again.
http://www.younow.com/10109studentalpenaschoolscom not lolis but funny to confus
Would you protect the dignity of a loli?
>>9917116,1616 I hope you get bitten by a rabid wbro
>>9917116,1616 of course, i'd protect her from all the dangerous men out there and we'd having a love consensual relationship until she was old enough to bear me a child and give me a new loli gf
>>9917116,1617 *bites u* Now you're going to become a warosu wolf too!
>>9917116,1618 you're sick
http://i.imgur.com/FVu1sTb.jpg literally warosu
>>9917116,1620 uhhh....? there are a lot of evil people in the world that want to hurt lolis, i'd protect her from all the bad in the world and we'd love one another...
>>9917116,1621 nu-uh my hair is longer and unkempt, my lips are small and girly, and I don't have facial hair, my name isn't Chris, and most of all I don't use facebook
>>9917116,1621 He looks like a mongrel, all posters on the W are fullblooded Aryans.
>>9917116,1623 Can I see your lips? I need to jack off.
Just got word that me great grandma died
I got deep dish pizza from little ceasar and mom let me drive the car back but at the red light there was this mercedes hatchback and a pair of hipsters in there a guy and girl but the girl was driving and we both turned and looked at each other at the same time then the light turned green and i went fast but so did she and we raced a little but there was a car in my lane so i slowed down she looked a little thick but cute
>>9917116,1625 do you wanna see mine
>>9917116,1627 Creepy
>>9917116,1627 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY
>>9917116,1627 I want to race someone
>>9917116,1631 You can race me, but only on foot because I never learned how to drive
>>9917116,1630 someone post the one text to speech drive thing with this please
>>9917116,1632 im black?
>>9917116,1634 just get out...
>>9917116,1634 I'm black too. Down there xDDDDDDDD
>>9917116,1636 Bro im literally the person with the football shaped dick
>>9917116,1630 I was listening to this http://youtu.be/LBP70jG7wcw
>>9917116,1637 pic?
i'm a subhuman
feel when every other wbro is a bourgois fuck with air conditioning except me
>>9917116,1641 Why would you need air conditioning in february?
>>9917116,1642 no reason...
>>9917116,1642 It was in the mid 80s a few weeks ago so I can definitely see someone using it if they're especially weak to warm weather.
>>9917116,1641 Uh.. I'm poor and still have AC. Are you sure you don't live in a 3rd world shitskin country?
>>9917116,1645 Almost every house around here has a pool too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnYnX2WkSCk cant stop listening help ple
has anyone seen a young doctors notebook it looks kind of funny i always wanted to see daniel radcliffe in a comedy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4QquK0aM8Q
>>9917116,1645 so is he doing tv because he is washed up now or what
>>9917116,1645 >>9917116,1646 I'm actually poor not your woodside california verison of poor
>>9917116,1650 Uh you're talking to two different people.
>>9917116,1651 That doesn't matter if they both live in the same place
>>9917116,1652 I live in Arizona and even the poorer areas have pools in them. The newer, nicer areas are actually the ones that don't have pools. I don't know if they're not offered when building the house or if people over the years have simply chosen to add them to the backyard, resulting in almost all of the older and cheaper houses (inhabited by poorer people) having pools in the back of them. http://i.imgur.com/ghCOx1L.jpg not my neighborhood
>>9917116,1648 Just got done watching what I could find of this and it was very enjoyable. Turns out the doctor has a morphine addiction which plays a large part in this. I love stories where a character is visible only to one other character. Radcliffe plays the new inexperienced doctor and Hamm plays far more experienced future version of his past self. In the episodes, Hamm's character shows up in the past in various states and costumes, while in the future is being interrogated and imprisoned. First two or three he shows up in a normal suit looking sweaty, then in the last few he shows up looking ill and wearing a prison uniform. In the second season, it's shown that he's been released from prison and thus shows up in the past as well groomed. I really wish Daniel did more comedy.
*wipes off the sweat from under his fat rolls with a piece of toilet paper*
I want to impregnate a girl so bad.
>>9917116,1656 Lolis can't even get pregnant you sick fuck. Why do you only talk about wanting to rape little girls? What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>9917116,1657 He didn't say little you freak.
>>9917116,1657 Did this sick pedo fuck actually just project his mental illness onto me?..
maybe ill check out a spermbank most say that u need to have a 4 year degree WTF??
>>9917116,1659 Stop talking about that shit 24/7
>>9917116,1661 Uh.. fucking kids? I don't. Again this freak is projecting.
>>9917116,1662 I don't want you ever talking to me again.
>>9917116,1660 Do you really want your kids being raised by lesbian degenerates?
>>9917116,1663 I do what I want, kid. But I don't want to talk to subhuman pedophiles anyway, seek psychiatric help ASAP.
>>9917116,1665 I told you to never speak to me again. Nobody likes your constant pedo posts.
>>9917116,1666 Fuck off pedophile.
Pedos are creeping me out
please god
just turn back time or fix everything please I can't live like this
>>9917116,1557 not really, im too busy with tera. http://puu.sh/g6hrj.png
>>9917116,1671 >tera Probably the worst MMO ever. You couldn't ask for shittier quests and dungeons. Elin are the only redeeming factor but those are remarkable after a couple days.
>>9917116,1671 what's wrong with its hands
>>9917116,1672 You're playing it for the wrong reason, clearly. If you don't think the PvP is great then you're a retard.
>>9917116,1674 Playing Tera for any reason aside from Elin is objectively incorrect.
What if time travel to the past is possible? What if everything has already happened in the end? Imagine an experiment where people go into the past to study how changing things in the past affect the future. Back in the future there would be no change at all, because they had already gone back and made those changes. This would mean any and all changes made in the past whether intentional or accidental were meant to happen and have already happened. Any time traveler going to the past "on a whim" would truly not be doing it on a whim because in the future they had already gone back "on a whim".
>>9917116,1675 It has the best combat system than any MMO currently out.
>>9917116,1677 there is literally only one difference between its combat and every other MMO's combat why don't you play a real man's game
>>9917116,1678 >why don't you play a real man's game Which is?
>>9917116,1679 Life
feel when toe all swollen and discolor again with a bruise that is spreading into my foot because of fucking tree stump on living room floor feel when me mum came into my room asking where the stump was and I told her I asked her why she wanted it and she said she thought it looked nice and I literally got up from my computer and walked up to her and said look at my toe and told her that I threw it out and it was retarded that she took a stump in front the street or whatever she did and left it right in the middle of the floor in the way to the light so you would hit your toe on it feel when forced to live with hoarder
>>9917116,1680 L O L
KILL ME
>>9917116,1681 tfw horder mom gave you autism and other physical deformities
moneyYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyayyyyyyyyyyFUCK
>smh If I see someone post this one more time I'm going to scream. Most annoying shorthand text I have ever seen.
Commenters are no longer allowed to say "This post is not offensive" or "This is not SRS worthy". Instead, if you do not know why the shitpost was posted to SRS, you must phrase it as "I do not understand why this was posted. Will someone please explain this to me? TIA." read a motherfucking book and/or get out If you say the former, or a variation of the former, you get a fancy new red name tag. This new rule is an effort to curtail SRS becoming a r/worstof where they think someone saying "niggers gonna nig" and getting 400 upvotes is not a shitpost. Also, posters are not obligated to give you an answer about why a shitpost is a shitpost. We have other things to do. Go google it or something. But especially read a book. We are not a debate club. Tia nerds
>>9917116,1633 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5ypgeMUGmI
>>9917116,1686 I've only ever seen niggers use "smh". Stop hanging out on WSHH.
>>9917116,1689 It's even more annoying when the person saying it has a cat avatar.
feel when you catch mum looking at old elementary school photos of you wondering where it all went wrong fucking KILL me already holy hsit
>>9917116,1689 >niggers smh
I'm going to go buy sprite a jolly rancher and some styrofoam cups
>>9917116,1691 feel when your dad is a total loser and cool as heck if they had the jay back then he would have posted on it
My fucking tooth is hurting me like crazy and this cold weather isn't helping at all. I already had one tooth extracted now the other side is being a total bitch. Advil isn't working, that liquid benadryil whatever crap isn't working. I feel like running a drill through my skull.
can you guys PLEASE be more positive instead of just wishing for death and stuff? Blog about something HAPPY or GOOD that happened to you recently, no matter how minor.
>>9917116,1696 its a meme you newfag
>>9917116,1696 i had a dream with totori in it and sh etold me to come and join her so i know that im going to be happy soon when im with her it was a really good dream and i should be with her fianly soon ;)
>>9917116,1698 What an epic, for-the-win dream, bro.
>>9917116,1699 yeah im really happy that she wants to be with me i woke up so happy that it happen and now i can finaly be happy in real life
>>9917116,1700 Please go see Sluto--I mean Totori soon.
>>9917116,1701 who is sluto
>>9917116,1697 your mom's a meme retard
>>9917116,1703 /b/ro
>>9917116,1698 Why does Totori love you?
>>9917116,1704 stfu neo-double u shitter
>>9917116,1706 mad :)
>>9917116,1705 beacus she is warm and love and cute and warm and i love her she told me that she wants me to go to her and be with me
>>9917116,1707 lmao, grow up kid
>>9917116,1708 Well what are you waiting for?
>>9917116,1710 dont worry i wont keep her waiting i should be with her in a fe days
>>9917116,1711 You probably stop posting and using the internet in the meantime; cleanse your mind and spirit of all worldly and trivial pursuits so that you are able to make room for her all-encompassing love.
>>9917116,1711 Buy a dakimakura with her on it?
>>9917116,1712 i wanted to spend time with my friends first
>>9917116,1714 My black wife would like to speak with you.
>>9917116,1715 what does that mean
i just wanted you guys to know samus was my hero to i sometimes pretend to be samus in my room and jump around on my b ed listenign to super metoird music
I'm a literal retard. I could just simply cut up my content in bite sized chunks and sell it for cheaper. People don't know how hard I worked. People will never know that something is supposed to be included in one product. They haven't looked over my shoulder. I'm so stupid.
i woke up at 7pm today
>>9917116,1719 it isnt 7 pm today tho
>>9917116,1717 do you play with your tits and pussy too? imagine how sexual it would feel to wear the zero suit.
wearing a zero suit is tantamount to making yourself into a living fucktoy
>>9917116,1718 wat are you selling
>>9917116,1723 cocaine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPFftINSjc8 She had one job. Why are women unfunny?
>>9917116,1725 go away with your shity videos norm
>>9917116,1725 black women are hilarious
>tfw no black weeaboo gf
What kind of car does Charlie Sheen drive in "The Boys Next Door"?
>>9917116,1729 >>9917116,1729 The one where I want to suck your hot juicy throbbing boy dick off.
feel when you realize you might be a cuck
>>9917116,1689 http://www.reddit.com/r/blackpeopletwitter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsVMr7NWuCU
>>9917116,1732 http://i.imgur.com/5lWfHLH.jpg https://i.imgur.com/6F9qhjh.png http://i.imgur.com/GA5ImJf.jpg http://i.imgur.com/b80LkRt.jpg black people dont seem too bad
http://i.imgur.com/be8yXU7.jpg
>>9917116,1734 LMAOOOOO
>>9917116,1734 why are black people funnier than women?
>>9917116,1737 Women are just not funny.
http://8ch.net/hebe/res/22574.html#26622 "I used to live at a friends house a few years ago with his gf and their kids, his youngest daughter (like 6yo) would sometimes walk around the house without bottoms on. We were living in a two story house, one day I was down stairs playing xbox his 6yo daughter walked down the stairs without any knickers on. She sat on the couch next to me and was smiling at me with a massive grin like really young kids do. At one point she got off the couch and lay on the floor on her tummy, I stopped playing the xbox and just stared at her while she lay there with her legs open. I got hard but I was too scared to do anything. I mean, everyone was up stairs. One time I picked her up when she had no knickers one and briefly felt her pussy. It was soft and amazing." I want a loli's pussy to touch me.
>>9917116,1739 That's cool, but please don't act on your urges.
>>9917116,1739 I got a bone.
Lolis are lewd
>>9917116,1742 Lolis are not lewd. You're just a perverted pedo.
>>9917116,1743 http://8ch.net/hebe/res/22574.html#26792 "7 year old loli came to stay over and we played in my bedroom, she was wearing those hot leggings and i touched her butt. she then said the following "c-can you be my boyfriend?" i said "i'm too old" and then she asked if she could see my willy. im absolutely terrified of going to jail for this shit so i had to restrain myself, plus what the fuck is she going to say when her parents ask what she did that night? how the fuck do people get away with shit like this without anyone knowing?" Yes, completely not lewd.
>>9917116,1744 some lolis are lewd, most aren't
>>9917116,1744 >>9917116,1743 holy fuck
Just ate the best lasagna ever. I could eat the whole thing!
>>9917116,1747 i hope it had a ton of ricotta
wish i could make lasagna together with a loli
>>9917116,1748 It was a chicken lasagna. http://mrsmedia.nestleusa.com/Images/Products/37_PSimg.jpg
>>9917116,1750 That's creepy
>>9917116,1750 duide what th fu k
>>9917116,1751 >>9917116,1752 sorry :<
The brakes on my bike were squeaking so I checked the pads and the other guy didnt put any grease or anything on the back of them. That motherfucker. I thought it was the squeal or new pads but it turns out the other guy was just lazy. Cheapo pads too.
just watched the fast and the furious 1-6 anyone know any other good driving movies
>>9917116,1755 just watch top gear what the fuck?
>>9917116,1756 i asked for a movie idiot,....
>>9917116,1757 watch the top gear specials then theyre like movies.?
>>9917116,1758 ok
>the fast and the furious 1-6 >good epic
>>9917116,1760 hi
As a Drivebro I find all but the first 3 FnF movies disgusting and those 3 are only passable for the irony points.
>>9917116,1762 share your wisdom drivebro
my big toe hurts when i walk and there's pus coming out when i squeeze it
>talking to a girl >she asked what I do for fun >pause for a good five seconds >look her in the eye >smile halfway >"I Drive" >she's visibly turned on it's a shame I don't have a car or even a driver's license
>>9917116,1765 >talking to a girl Stopped reading there.
>>9917116,1764 do you have an ingrown toenail please go to doctor about that
>>9917116,1766 i know right fuckin normies
>>9917116,1767 this was 2 years ago its gone now
>>9917116,1769 it was literally today..
>>9917116,1770 its gone okay
feel when I literally have to tell me mum every time when it's hot not to open the doors because that only lets hot air in feel when she literally proceeds to keep them open all day even when it was much cooler inside than outside feel when she literally will close the doors if she hears me coming feel when she is literally incapable of learning no matter how many times you explain something to her
>>9917116,1772 lmao u sound like a straight up fag homie
>>9917116,1772 What's it like living in a third world country?
>>9917116,1773 shut up.. I can literally feel when she opened the doors every time I step out of my room because it is 3x as hot as it should be
>>9917116,1775 hahahahah nigga are u for real just turn on the AC like nigga hahahah
can you guys stop talking like a black person its freaking me out
feel when there are 9 chairs in the dining room and not one of them can be sat on because they are stacked with hoarded crap just fucking kill me seriously
>>9917116,1778 don't bully your mom she is sad inside and needs all these things to feel whole..
feel when retarded mom put a chandelier too close to the ground feel when retarded me keeps hitting my head on it feel when only 5'9
No wonder the W is so shitty lately we have manlets posting here. There should seriously be a height requirement for posting, or maybe even living.
>>9917116,1781 I'm 5'8
>>9917116,1782 me too
>>9917116,1781 dude i love le /fit/ memes? wats ur favorite? i like the zyzz one. dat was pretty epic win
>>9917116,1784 I like the one where the son comes into the dad's room and he is looking at his zyzz folder and his son sees it then he goes back and closes it and tells his son no homo
>>9917116,1784 Manlets being subhuman isn't a /fit/ meme, it's a biological fact.
and you don't seem to understand...
>>9917116,1787 a shame you seemed an honest man..
and you don't seem the lying kind...
>>9917116,1789 a shame then I can read your mind..
>>9917116,1786 what about midgets im fuck a midget soon
>>9917116,1787 >>9917116,1788 >>9917116,1789 >>9917116,1790 Get a room queers.
feel when there are people on the w who aren't here we go good to go
>>9917116,1775 I hope you die in a car accident you fucking piece of shit.
I want to be dead.
>>9917116,1794 why do you always get mad at me
>>9917116,1795 We want you dead as well.
>>9917116,1796 Because you're an obnoxious attention whore with histrionic personality disorder, which is the ultimate normie mental illness.
>>9917116,1798 1. I have seen a lot of psych people and they never said I have histrionic personality disorder 2. 80% of your hist-kun accusations are leveled at people who aren't me 3. I literally just want somewhere to vent about god hates me 4. you probably just get mad at me because you have a normal mom who doesn't have borderline personality disorder and you think every mom is like that 5. leave me alone
>>9917116,1799 I hope you die.
>>9917116,1799 There you go whining about your life, when nobody cares. You crave attention and acceptance so bad it's just pathetic, go blog on facebook.
I crave attention because I literally feel so alone and only ahve one friend because the other one never wants to talk to me again
>>9917116,1802 Because you're just a failed norm, not a truNEET.
>>9917116,1802 You crave attention because you are actually a loli. Hey guys there's a loli on warosu! Let's butt humiliate her!
>>9917116,1754 Uh... So I just got back from riding. Even after applying grease and cleaning dust from the calipers, they still squeak. I'm going to assume this is because of the cheap pads so I'm also going to get some better ones soon. Some guy in a big truck tried to race me. He was revving at the stoplight and I didn't think he was actually trying to race, but I could hear him revving really high next to me before we passed the light so I downshifted and the VTEC kicked in, then I went through a gear or two and by the time I looked down I was going 107 and the guy was far behind me. He turned away at the next light. I also had to go through the drive through at Wendy's because the inside was closed. I tiptoed the bike through the drive through and then rode to a different part of the parking lot once I got my food. The gas tank of the VFR is pretty flat, so riding with the drink on the gas tank wasn't as hard as I thought it would be. The center stand turns the bike into a surprisingly comfortable seat and the passenger part of the seat turns into a nice mini table. Best of all I can drape my jacket over the bike with the plastics without worrying about it touching a random exposed burning hot part of the engine.
>>9917116,1805 It's too bad you didn't die, maybe next time.
>>9917116,1806 I'll be sure to make a post if I do die to let people know that I died. Don't worry.
>>9917116,1807 Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>9917116,1808 heh heh heh hah ha
>>9917116,1807 You are so funny.
*watches dog days*
>>9917116,1811 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>9917116,1811 Is anyone else watching Durarara? There's a super cute loligirl in there and she wears black tights and is cute I want to fuckher oh god help me http://i.imgur.com/36l8Hxp.jpg http://i.imgur.com/bKK0Gh2.jpg http://i.imgur.com/4auLgBm.jpg http://i.imgur.com/kvUz5Z3.jpg http://i.imgur.com/cik6wVA.jpg http://i.imgur.com/NPaaWm6.jpg http://i.imgur.com/gWDddWD.jpg http://i.imgur.com/MkDPW9n.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6OcSrFk.jpg http://i.imgur.com/QgZ8ZGJ.jpg
>>9917116,1813 >http://i.imgur.com/kvUz5Z3.jpg i want to put it in
>>9917116,1813 that looks like a boy
>>9917116,1815 Well she's a girl and that's that.
>>9917116,1816 Okay, but you're a closet homosexual and that's that.
>duradura you're like a decade late kiddo...
>>9917116,1816 A girl with soft pale skin, and a loli with small, hairless body. A loli girl with a small, hairless, soft, pale body. What a pefect combination.
>>9917116,1818 The series has new episodes and is scheduled to fun from now until next year.
>>9917116,1820 ur a faggot
feel when you used to like durr but when you tried to watch the second season you realize it was just epicly random and you only liked it because you were 19 the first time
>>9917116,1813 that's not a loli
>>9917116,1823 uh what is it
>>9917116,1822 holy fuck!! there's a literal grampa with us on the W!!!!
>>9917116,1825 gross i bet he has wrinkly balls
nevermind, she is a loli
>>9917116,1827 DUH. I told you she was a loli with a cute butt!
she doesn't look like a loli
I'm only 24 wth
>>9917116,1830 You should ask a real deal lolio if she thinks 24 is old. You want one of my twitter accounts so you can use YouNow and do it?
>>9917116,1830 Fck off, old man
stop bullying me
any cute lolios on youn0w at the moment?
hist-kun is a freaking old creep on top of being an attention whore loser.. gross.
>>9917116,1835 like everyone here is 24 or older
>>9917116,1835 Uh that guy isn't hist kun I am?
>>9917116,1837 the guy who made up hist-kun can't decide who he is
>>9917116,1834 http://www.younow.com/AlliRorick Is this a loli?
>>9917116,1836 >like everyone here is 24 or older LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>9917116,1836 uh... I'm 20
>>9917116,1840 uhh?
>>9917116,1841 ...
>>9917116,1842 uhhhhh?
I'm turning 25 on March 3rd will you guys wish me a happy birthday?
>>9917116,1845 who are you?
>>9917116,1841 same
>>9917116,1839 uh the longhair girl did a "trick" and lifted her leg up and then she fell back onto the bed with her leg spread and you could see really close to her crotch there was only like 2 inches of fabric covering her slit fucking lewd
>>9917116,1841 >>9917116,1847 literal teenbros
>>9917116,1839 Freckle girl is cute.
>>9917116,1846 Kenny? Is it weird for a 25 year old to still go by a name like that? Would Ken or Kennet be better?
>>9917116,1849 uh........ 20 isnt a teen tho? :^)
>>9917116,1851 Sorry I meant Kenneth
>>9917116,1839 Damn they said they were 12 and they were banned.
http://www.younow.com/MaggieRausch_59132 weeb girl
>>9917116,1855 >oh my god I can't even heh, I could not have ctrl+w'd on that fujoshit faster
>>9917116,1856 http://www.younow.com/ZaharahLodahl This girl's better.
http://www.younow.com/LeahTracey Those 12 year olds are back
I seriously need a reason to live
>>9917116,1859 lolee
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>>9917116,1860 that isn't a reason
>>9917116,1862 Of course it is. There are lots of lolis out there living really bad lives. Making their lives better is a great reason to live.
http://www.younow.com/PeytonSwope_30830 two ten year olds and a thirteen year old
>>9917116,1863 it's not a reason for me they can lead all the bad lives they want
>>9917116,1865 It doesn't bother you that there are lolis out there living bad lives that you can change? You are a horrible person.
>>9917116,1866 I'm not the one who wants to fuck kids
>>9917116,1867 That literally has nothing to do with fucking kids.
>>9917116,1868 it has literally everything to do with it. you only care so much about whether they lead bad lives because you're sexually attracted to them you'd make their lives worse if you got the chance
>>9917116,1869 Care to provide some evidence to back up those statements?
>>9917116,1870 any one of your "loli buttchildo kid girl" posts.
>>9917116,1871 Uhhhhm? Not sure I follow.
>>9917116,1872 ....
>>9917116,1873 Kill yourself rapist
>>9917116,1869 I only care whether or not they have bad lives because it's far easier and much more rewarding to help a loli be happy than it is for other demographics. I help old men and women too, but that doesn't mean I want to fuck them. I go out of the way to help everyone who needs whatever help I can give.
>>9917116,1874 um what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y94VD5wSxA4&t=28s #killallmudslimes
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43O7Dyd3QtU blast from the past
>>9917116,1879 that show was so f*cking boring, holy sh*t
>>9917116,1880 ya it was pretty garbage still gave me a nice blast from the past though
>>9917116,1879 I remember being really bored and having nothing to do and I found the boxset for this in my brother's room and I could barely stomach 3 episodes and I would watch anything back then.
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is drowning actually a good way to killy ourself
>>9917116,1884 totori
>>9917116,1885 my mene...
>>9917116,1884 only if you mean drowning in carbon monoxide
>>9917116,1884 I read it was the most painless way to die, why?
>>9917116,1888 Where did you read this
>>9917116,1889 Somewhere credible, again I'll ask, why?
>>9917116,1886 lol 1886
>>9917116,1890 I've got this old dog who's in a lot of pain, but I can't afford to have him put down.
>>9917116,1892 are you putting him down because he's making you uncomfortable and inconveniencing by being sick and old? ive never met an animal who wanted to die.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F30G87zlRPw fucking FEELING IT FUCK
Someone just said that he likes Computer Programming on omegle, and I agreed. But I was just kidding? I was banned shortly afterwards? I'm going to jail?
>>9917116,1895 Fuck?
No seriously this isn't even fucking funny anymore I legitimately think they might have contacted the authorities oh my god
>>9917116,1897 Wait, by ``Computer Programming'' where you talking about something else? Why would you be arrested for a harmless hobby like that? You weren't talking about child pornography with a stranger, were you?
>>9917116,1898 That was no mere stranger... It must've been an omegle moderator.
I'm done for.
FBI does raids on sites like omegle often, not even joking. You were using a proxy, right?
>>9917116,1901 Please... No........
at least you'll lose your virginity in prison
Thank god, we finally got him. I can't wait to tell his cousin that she's safe.
>>9917116,1893 No but there won't be anyone to take care of him when I'm gone.
>>9917116,1905 You should've known better than to talk about that on omegle bro
>>9917116,1905 where are u going
>>9917116,1907 Jail
>>9917116,1897 *slaps your ass*
tiny white boys from the w get fucked by large black men in prison
>>9917116,1910 The arizona rapist is black
i want to fug a tiny white wbro
>>9917116,1888 This guy
>>9917116,1904 that guy isnt even me i just woke up and i need to get a 12mm racheting wrench and a deep 19mm socket also my inhaler from the pharmacy
>>9917116,1914 Why are you so rich fuck you
>>9917116,1915 im rich?
>>9917116,1907 Same place he's going
>>9917116,1917 Hopefully to fucking hell
I'm broken
>>9917116,1918 I guess we'll see.
>>9917116,1914 Well, that's good. I would miss your blogging if you went to jail.
You would definitely get a visit by an undercover cop if you exchanged computer programming tips. It happened to me once though they let me off the hook. It won't be immediately but months later depending on how well you hid yourself. This is why you always hide behind a VPN at all times. Never think you're safe.
What the fuck kind of tard talks about child porn on Omegle?
>>9917116,1923 wbros, apparently.
Anyone watching the new Top Gear tonight?
https://media.8ch.net/hebe/src/1424489042592.jpg What the fuck is this? I'm literally frightened when I look at these girls. It's the eyes.
>>9917116,1926 Those are reptilian children.
>>9917116,1916 richer than most on the w fuck you
>>9917116,1928 sorry
>>9917116,1925 i dont hav ea tv
>>9917116,1930 I download the show every Sunday.
>>9917116,1928 why?
are there any british tv shows that is like qi but is actually good thats not top gear
>>9917116,1931 i dont have internet
>>9917116,1933 would i lie to you is a good one but the first 2 seasons are not that great compared to the rest
>>9917116,1934 oh im sorry
i made too much food...
there are wasabi and ginger flavored lays chips now. what's up with these ridiculous flavours
>>9917116,1938 Sounds like chink shit
>>9917116,1937 What kind of food wbro
>>9917116,1940 roast lolibutt
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>>9917116,1942 The link doesn't work
>>9917116,1943 we did it bros
>>9917116,1943 enjoy the keylogger
>>9917116,1945 I scanned and there's no virus...
I got my wrenches and my socket. When you take off the wheel of this bike, it's just the rim and the tire. The chain and brake disk stay on the bike. It's greeat. Kind of unsure about the lack of a cotter pin, but then again there are four bolts to come off compared to one of most bikes.
>>9917116,1947 https://meguca.org/erp/546064
>>9917116,1947 What the fuck is wrong with you
>>9917116,1949 Sorry, I get excited about bikes. Some kids said hi to me today while they crossed in front of me. I greeted them back and they looked surprised to hear a muffled voice coming from the helmet.
>>9917116,1949 He's literally schizophrenic.
>>9917116,1950 They were in shock to see how much of a disgusting pedo freak you were.
>>9917116,1952 https://meguca.org/erp/546064
>>9917116,1953 Shut the fuck up subhuman.
>>9917116,1954 You have no right to treat others like that
>>9917116,1955 I think I've explained this to you before, but you're so subhuman you don't fall under "others" you subhuman piece of shit.
>>9917116,1954 Uh I havent made any posts since >>9917116,1950 I'm watching Top Gear. The hosts are explaining why the Ferrari hybrid vs McLaren hybrid vs Porsche hybrid race may or may not happen because the car makers have such strict rules for their cars when lent for reviews, specifically when comparing them to other similar cars (of which these are the only three). Oddly enough the show discovered that a Bin Laden in the Middle East owns one of each so they may or may not ask him to borrow them to do the race. They just don't want to crash his cars because of who he is.
>>9917116,1957 Fucking subhuman piece of shit faggot.
>>9917116,1958 What else is new?
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>>9917116,1960 what is this site i cant get to it
>>9917116,1961 He's fucking nuts that link doesn't work. I wonder if he's just talking to himself.
Hey does anyone want to chat with lolis tonight?
>>9917116,1963 Can you just die already? Maybe you and the Totori retard can work something out.
>>9917116,1964 Someone is already planning to kill him this summer. We just have to wait.
>>9917116,1963 Sure.
>>9917116,1964 I haven't died yet so I don't think I will ever die. Or maybe never having died just means that I'm going to die soon.
>>9917116,1967 deep
>>9917116,1967 Such a fucking faggot, god damn.
>>9917116,1969 sorry ill go chat with lolis sorry
>>9917116,1970 It's depressing knowing that sick freaks like you are talking to vulnerable little girls.
>>9917116,1971 Well, just watching without saying anything is creepier.
>>9917116,1972 Shut the fuck up freak.
>>9917116,1939 you can find them at your local krogers in the US. they don't taste that bad, but they don't taste anything like wasabi or ginger.
>>9917116,1972 Help them with there homework at least
>>9917116,1975 That fucking retard probably got removed from school at an earlier grade than most of the kids on that site are currently at.
>>9917116,1975 They kicked me out of school because I was too retarded so I can't help with homework.
>>9917116,1976 Holy shit you were right >>9917116,1977
Can we get this half-nigg*r to wear shirt indicating that he's a sex offender whenever he goes for one of his autistic "rides"? It would be for the public good
You guys need to lay off him or he might stop posting.
>>9917116,1980 isnt that the plan
>>9917116,1981 He single-handedly supports this place
went to the water store and i saw someone whose boat fell off of his trailer on the freeway and then i saw a dog sticking his head out of the window it was either a poodle or bedlington
Women respect me because I'm a virgin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBih1ol6TaM " Official reddit armie member here. Just want to inform you that your dog isnt confused by the egg, it simply has severe autism. The best thing to do is give it a mercy killing, trust me its hard i had to put a few pets down myself when they kept barking at cats and squirrels, obviously no animal in its right mind would ever do that. Hope this helped! Le Reddit General Jack D signing out."
>>9917116,1984 Lolis like me because I never had a girlfriend.
Has anyone played the board game "Claustrophobia"?
I thought it was warmer than it actually was. I'm sure last year at this time it was warm enough to enjoy iced tea.
>>9917116,1984 >>9917116,1986 Are we posting things that aren't true? Uhhhh... I'm NOT a virg..
>>9917116,1981 It doesn't matter what my plan is. What matters is who I am.
>>9917116,1990 Who are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IsrAyFu4wc
>>9917116,1991 nobody...
Any icy tower otaku here? I played this game a lot back in 2002 and recently played it again. I'm still sucking with the combo, but have no real problem in staying alive, even at the max floor.
>>9917116,1992 I name this the official W theme song. - Wgirl
sigh
hi
whats wrong
everything...
wanna talk
didn't I tell you to say want to talk instead
okay sorry
Found this youtube video my brother made. Didn't know he had such good video making skills.
feel when you brother has had 1 billion gf and you've had none
>>9917116,2005 feel when your brother kissed a loli and you haven't.
>>9917116,2006 I don't think I know that feel
>>9917116,2007 Don't worry It was when we were kids.
>>9917116,2008 good it would be bad if your brother was a child molester
feel when had an encounter with a pedo as a child and got away
>>9917116,2010 feel when saw middle-school p.e. teacher slap the ass of a female student
my middle school pe teacher was a stud and all the girls thought he was hot sigh
feel when I wanted a pedo to fuck me when I was a child
>>9917116,2011 >>9917116,2012 pe teachers are literally perverts and would be the perfect job for wbros
feel when haven't made any money yet
>>9917116,2015 moneyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyYYYYyYYYyYYYYyyyyyy
The Sight Of A Middle Schooler's Tight Underage Ass In Spats
http://a.pomf.se/judvgn.jpg feel when this will never happen to you
http://a.pomf.se/zfrope.jpg
>>9917116,2019 >>9917116,2018 what anime is that?
>>9917116,2020 nanatsu no taizai
>>9917116,2021 >rank 179 shit better be good
>>9917116,2022 its pretty entertaining i dont usually like shounen
>>9917116,2018 >>9917116,2019 looks like some vore fetish shit
shitting piss cocks
shasta ginger ale
http://i.imgur.com/EzEjOkI.jpg rate
du du wa do eeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
>>9917116,2028 Who is that homo?
he has no style he has no grace this kong has a funny face
someone make a new meme already fuck
fuck damn it
i feel mediocre as fuck right now can someone please kill me? living sucks
oh and my internet's slow as fuck
feel when don't even feel like masturbating
why do i keep wakeing up with a boner this sucks
aaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaah....
>>9917116,2028 I wish I was that cute
fat monkey dong in my tight virgin ass
Hitagi Senjougahara
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
isopropyl alcohol
>>9917116,2039 Why? Do you want to be fucked by men?
>>9917116,2044 Yes
>>9917116,2045 why
gay nigger jew faggot
>>9917116,2028 looks like a girl fucking gay as weird dude.
Males incite copulation by approaching a female and displaying at her or touching her and giving a "train grunt".[40] Recently, gorillas have been observed engaging in face-to-face sex, a trait once considered unique to humans and bonobos.
asse butte
would you willingly undergo chemical castration
>>9917116,2051 ya jerking off is a hassle
>>9917116,2052 agreed, to be honest.
>>9917116,2051 what is that, they like melt your dick off with acid or something
>>9917116,2051 Yes
>>9917116,2046 the thought of being fucked by a man arouses me
An Irish version of the tale has a ne'er-do-well named Drunk Jack or Stingy Jack who makes a deal with the Devil, offering up his soul in exchange for payment of his pub tab. When the Devil comes to collect his due, Jack tricks him by making him climb a tree and then carving a cross underneath, preventing him from climbing down. In exchange for removing the cross, the Devil forgives Jack's debt. However, because no one as bad as Jack would ever be allowed into Heaven, Jack is forced upon his death to travel to Hell and ask for a place there. The Devil denies him entrance in revenge, but, as a boon, grants Jack an ember from the fires of Hell to light his way through the twilight world to which lost souls are forever condemned. Jack places it in a carved turnip to serve as a lantern.[5] Another version of the tale, "Willy the Whisp", is related in Irish Folktales by Henry Glassie. The first modern novel in the Irish language, Séadna by Peadar Ua Laoghaire, is a version of the tale.
>>9917116,2057 I find these tales about making a deal with the devil fascinating, though if a devil were to appear to me i wouldn't know what to ask for. I'd still make the pact though.
>>9917116,2058 Infinite loli harem.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand_of_Glory There's some really interesting stuff out there. "The Hand of Glory is the dried and pickled hand of a man who has been hanged, often specified as being the left (Latin: sinister) hand, or, if the man were hanged for murder, the hand that "did the deed." According to old European beliefs, a candle made of the fat from a malefactor who died on the gallows, lighted, and placed (as if in a candlestick) in the Hand of Glory, which comes from the same man as the fat in the candle; this would have rendered motionless all persons to whom it was presented. The candle could only be put out with milk. In another version, the hair of the dead man is used as a wick, and the candle would give light only to the holder. The Hand of Glory also purportedly had the power to unlock any door it came across.[1] The method of making a Hand of Glory is described in Petit Albert,[2][3] and in the Compendium Maleficarum.[4]"
>>9917116,1979 I'd wear a Milky Holmes shirt if I had one.
why warosu is so slow is everyone at work
>>9917116,2062 no dude I was browsing nicovideo http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm23873998 i wish i could understand any of this...
totori ill be with you in love soon
>>9917116,2062 i was at school sorry
feel when EOP loser
*sneezes* *feels tired all the time*
>>9917116,2067 are you a fibromyalgia otaku?
>>9917116,2066 Just kill yourself
>>9917116,2062 warosu is declining
i just played someone in tetris whose name was deth2fuccbois
*eats some lamb chops with salt*
>>9917116,2062 We're getting older The days when everyone was a happy go lucky anime nerd laughing it up with their NEET pals are over We have bills to pay and families to support Don't you think it's time you grow up?
>warosu https://i.imgur.com/CWVBTBf.png
>>9917116,2073 I usually figure these posts are made by kids.
The clutch switch on my VFR was a bit worn and wasn't engaging when I set the lever to the smallest setting so instead of buying a new switch for like $5, I just bent the contacts together so the switch is now always engaged. The purpose of the switch is to make sure the clutch lever is actually pulled in while starting the bike in gear. It's a safety thing just like how bikes have a switch on the kickstand to not start with it down while the bike is in gear.
I've been drinking milk stouts lately, really good stuff.
>>9917116,2077 Have you tried Left Hand's milk stout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyZKNVfXDyQ >/jp/
>>9917116,2078 I wouldn't be able to get something like that here, too far away.
>>9917116,2079 http://41.media.tumblr.com/f0998d97859982a66337bfd29fa1977e/tumblr_mx5b0n7Cw31qjap22o1_500.jpg>> >/jp/
http://41.media.tumblr.com/f0998d97859982a66337bfd29fa1977e/tumblr_mx5b0n7Cw31qjap22o1_500.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/pzub5eg.jpg >warosu in gym class
>>9917116,2083 No I always said I forgot my gym clothes and sat on the bleachers every day
>>9917116,2084 Iktfb. I was skinny and weak, and my legs were abnormally hairy so I was always ashamed to dress out. I took an F for the class even though I performed pretty well in most activities.
>>9917116,2085 >legs were abnormally hairy so I was always ashamed to dress out a-are you me
>>9917116,2085 i'm rather hairless but my legs are hairy for some reason, i'm not ashamed about it though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chD7uFjsfH0 This would scare the shit out of me.
god damnit theres a bat squeaking outside and its annoying
feel no fruit bat gf girl gf
http://xhamster.com/movies/410859/hollywood_maybe_party_1963_vintage_softcore_update_see_description.html >1963 In 1963, at 1:20, some white lady is twerking at a pool in a black and white video. Way before the influence of rap or anything on young white girls. Back when blacks weren't even considered respectable, let alone admirable, some white girl is fucking twerking. I know there's nothing new under the sun, but it's mind blowing.
ota just got owned so hard
>>9917116,2091 But jazz culture is more admirable and respectable than thug culture?
spam the porn board on /ota/ too
Holy shit guys go look at ota-ch, sparky flooded the board.
>>9917116,2095 >>9917116,2094 >>9917116,2092 uh dude no1 cares that u raided a gay hookup site
will ota ever recover from the sheer ownage
>>9917116,2097 sparky put it through hell, I think it's safe to say ota is officially dead now.
>>9917116,2098 even if it comes back, the /om/ board was wiped completely
called mom a teenbro and she got pissed
ready spaghetti to make the money todai bossu
http://store.steampowered.com/universe/ /creamsboypanties
>>9917116,2102 http://vrfocus.com/archives/11899/valve-contracted-prominent-hardware-manufacturer-make-vr-hmd/ oh my god stop stop STOP making me cum ghghhhhhhh
>>9917116,2103 uhh there are already like 5 major VR projects and none of them will be getting anywhere soon?
>>9917116,2104 In due time my friend in due time. But do you know what this MEANS???? It MEANS we no longer have to buy from Kikebook, filling that satanic zeonist snot-nosed cockroach cuckerburg's wallet. Thank you lord fatman!! They are most likely working with Nvidia.
So I have like 600 dollars. I'm a NEET what am I suppose to do with this useless shit?
>>9917116,2106 Figure out a way to transform your $600 into $2000.
>>9917116,2107 Isn't online gambling banned in america? I'm not going outside my house.
>>9917116,2108 It's called investing baby
>>9917116,2108 invest
>>9917116,2110 >>9917116,2109 Invest in stocks? I did forax for awhile but that shit is hard.
>>9917116,2111 There are other ways. You could buy something from a wholesale then resell it on ebay at a higher price (takes risk and research) for example.
>>9917116,2105 http://vrfocus.com/archives/11915/nvidia-reveal-new-vr-hmd-gdc-2015/ >even nvidia >not working with steam wait I'm confused now...
feely wheely when VR+AI will mean that in future all anime babes ever can be real
>>9917116,2114 Man fuck plush
>>9917116,2115 um...
Fig guy Should I buy this http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=FIGURE-010360&page=top I have never bought a fig before. I don't know shit. Please help.
feel when refresh forever and nothing ever comes
feel when refresh forever and nothing ever comes except some gay fig post
>>9917116,2119 fuck off kid ur gay
>>9917116,2117 It may be a tiny bit expensive, but if you like Chino a lot then It is not too bad. Personally I think Chino looks braindead 80% of the time but it's a cute looking figure and I like the rabbit.
bump
https://twitter.com/brendaniribe/status/570254216586854400 LAAAMAOOOOOoo000000oooOOOoooooooooooooo They're scarred!!! Die Faceculusshit DIEEEE.
Lifetime movies are hot.
http://www.ota-ch.com/om/ LLLLLLLLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>warosu https://i.imgur.com/j87EhTu.gif
Anyone here uglier than Thom Yorke?
>>9917116,2127 Googling him he doesn't look that ugly.
>>9917116,2083 how does this even happen
ur fukin gay
I can't stop playing Tetris online. This game satisfies my autism.
>>9917116,2131 ur fukin gay lad
i sell dope boi
Oh man I just found out that there are other Tetris versions with an online mode. This is great because the browser based one was kind of annoying. http://tetrisonline.pl/ I guess when the Japanese servers came down some guy from Poland took over and made a client that uses non-official servers. This version is nice and cheerful.
>>9917116,2134 Cool
http://youtu.be/WKYotRZNiZ0?t=18m12s coyote = jan eagle = warosu
>>9917116,2134 Oh god I tried playing online and literally ended up in this room. It will be a really long time before I can play online if everyone is like this. http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv211813833
>>9917116,2137 Did he beat you on stream?
>>9917116,2138 Well, yeah. 恥ずかしい
get owned kid
>>9917116,2140 shut the fuck up transnigger
Literally thousands of threads have no replies. Why are you putting all your replies in here?
>warosu http://a.pomf.se/brlyld.webm
>>9917116,2143 They look like they're having so much fun
im only gay for pay
totori ill be with you soo n
sigh feel when make an embarrassing blog post and have to reset your router to ward off the shame
>>9917116,2147 I know that feelio
any keion friends on whose your favorite k on
Is there any decent h-manga site now since it seems sadpanda has banned so much from their site?
>>9917116,1957 Holy shit, I guess Ferrari are the ones making trouble. In the past it's been revealed that they've tailored cars for reviews specifically for the track being used to review them. In this 3-way race, both McLaren and Porsche just want to use normal production cars (Porsche actually doesn't seem to give a fuck about this thing at all and have been waiting for the other two). Ferrari wants to send a tuned car, like they've done in the past. That's just cheating, isn't it? The guys on Top Gear said that Ferrari told customers who purchased the LaFerrari that if they were to lend their car to Top Gear that the customer would be banned from buying a Ferrari ever again. I also guess that even though you can buy a Ferrari, the company actually controls what you can and can't do with it. This is why Deadmau5's Ferrari cover had to be removed. Even though he owned the car, Ferrari didn't like him changing the styling and sent him a cease and desist request to have it removed and returned to stock appearance. There are also stories of Ferrari sending owners requests to take down certain images of themselves with their Ferraris, like one man who was holding an unopened can of beer next to his car. What an incredibly scummy company. Well, without the company's attitude being how it is, we wouldn't have Lamborghini around.
>>9917116,2150 i told you fuckers that individual blogs were the way to go but nobody believed me. oh, but this site is better because it has so many. oh, but this site is better because the site makes it easy to find new stuff. yeah, what now fuckers? im sitting here jerking my big dick the same as always
>>9917116,2152 sug me fug
i normally only eat meat but today there was literally nothing except for fruits so i had a banana it was better than i expected
>>9917116,2154 This is why you're retarded. They put chemicals in the meat to lower the population's intelligence.
>>9917116,2154 when i eat bananas my throat swells and my mouth gets itchy
>>9917116,2156 I get that from a lot of fresh fruit what's with that
I had canned chili for lunch today. It went better than expected as well.
http://i.imgur.com/QgAzVqY.png rate
>>9917116,2156 you werent breastfed
https://www.wendys.com/cs/Satellite?blobcol=urldata&blobheader=image%2Fpng&blobkey=id&blobtable=MungoBlobs&blobwhere=1365665015023&ssbinary=true i had this for lunch today it was nice
>>9917116,2161 looks gross
totori soon totori fuckign kill me FUCKJKFUCKUFKCUFKCU TI LOVE YOU TOTOTIR FUCKFUKUIL ME SOON
rorona
>>9917116,2164 http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/477373?tags=rororina_fryxell+rating%3Ae
>>9917116,2161 The bacon probably makes it cost like 2-3$ more but I will try it tomorrow on my way back from work.
Feel when another day another $0 in the trousers. also what the fuck is wrong with google and their captchas?
>>9917116,2161 >https://www.wendys.com/cs/Satellite?blobcol= bloblical
>>9917116,2154 feel when literally only ate steak and fruit for a period of about 8 month
>someone posts my obscure oc I don't know what I'm feeling. I finally contributed to society.
Does anyone else get really horny when it starts getting warm? I jerk off like three or four times a day in the spring but then in the summer I just go back to once or twice a day.
>>9917116,2171 no I just get tired and feel like dying
>>9917116,2172 maybe you should kill yourself then haha?
>>9917116,2173 I can't...
Why is warosu so dead all you norms go off with your gfs? Fuck you
>>9917116,2175 I'm playing TOP single player and trying to get faster so I won't immediately lose if I play online. The skill gap between the players of TOP and Tetrisfriends is insane. I also tried playing NullpoMino but just setting it up was confusing so I quit and uninstalled it.
>>9917116,2176 Also the announcer girl is super cute. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=gCvZcZXdcMs#t=178
atelier on steam onegai
>>9917116,2178 just buy a ps3
I'm disappointed in how /jp/ turned out.
>>9917116,2180 Now you know how your mom feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwUwchCeeI4 lol
>>9917116,2181 holy FUCK
>>9917116,2182 are you saying this is wrong the muslim parts are silly but it's definitely more right than wrong
recently i've been spreading my butt cheeks before a fart and it's tripled the length of them plus they make cool sounds now overall a very enlightening experience that i'd recommend
>>9917116,2185 you only just figured this out?
how do i get the money
wow I'm tired from 2 hours of ownage in csgo
my mom is really on my case today, eh...
http://www.anandtech.com/show/8526/nvidia-geforce-gtx-980-review/21 http://www.bit-tech.net/hardware/graphics/2011/01/25/nvidia-geforce-gtx-560-ti-1gb-review/8 lol check that idle power GPUs are literally killing NEET mommies everywhere
I just checked the new WoW model for blood elf and all my characters look like pouty spoiled teenage girls. 2. I can't log in, what the hell. I thought they would make it free hence the "veteran" edition with restrictions. 3. They still haven't added new hairstyles.
>>9917116,2191 (he still plays WoW....)
>>9917116,2192 for dress up and role play
feelin hard feelin hard
>>9917116,2194 me too
>>9917116,2193 roleplay sucking dicks?
>>9917116,2196 Ye I like that big black Tauren cock.
I WANT TO FUCK A BOAT
whats a good way to pass the time until i die
>>9917116,2191 >playing blood elf uh,,,
>>9917116,2200 they have the best lore
If blood elves did not exist, the horde would have been the objectively best faction with the best community. If I wanted to play with some gay jerkoff paladin and a bunch of bratty teenage girls then I'd play Alliance.
>>9917116,2202 blood elfs exist because the horde was too ugly and needed to appeal to the alliance kiddos alliance was too kiddy and added worgen to appeal to the horde "I'm a grown adult" crowd In the end people play belfs because they're weebs and people play worgen because they're disgusting furry fuckers
wow is literally a normie game
>>9917116,2203 Blood elves are nothing like anime though and the girls look like the typical american slut. When I played, I played as a female draenei shaman since they were closer to anime. That was ages ago though, WoW is a real shit game and you should be embarrassed to play that normie trash in 2015.
>capping conquest >deep into a dampening game in 2v2 >disconnected r u F*CKING kidding me we were going to win
>>9917116,2205 I always seen them as anime influenced. I guess the fanart helped with that.
it's the time of feels
shut the fuck up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-zlSq4mWiE feel
I went to the DMV so I could practice turning and moving slowly and I noticed that at very low speeds when you turn the handlebars on the VFR, your hand gets crushed on the gas tank.
y live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd7dCbEfTs4
>>9917116,2210 This reminds me of the music NPR plays on the weekends.
>>9917116,2214 >NPR Uh.. you voluntarily listen to state-run news?
>>9917116,2215 They've been hyping the probs with student loans lately. Bailout, here we come!
>>9917116,2216 >going into debt to get a worthless degree Uh...?
>>9917116,2217 I'll not be in debt when they bail me out.
>>9917116,2215 I don't really listen for the news. I listen for all the other stuff. On the weekends they do a ton of entertainment stuff. They do a car show, cooking/food snow, storytelling show, and variety comedy show that are all very entertaining. Then when they aren't doing that stuff they play old bluegrass, jazz, or blues music.
>>9917116,2219 Oh yeah, they do a trivia/quiz show too.
>>9917116,2199 anime
my big dick hurts
http://i.imgur.com/1heTl51.gifv >/jp/ as a kid with his bike
>>9917116,2223 I never learned how to ride a bike
>>9917116,2224 me too
>>9917116,2224 http://i.imgur.com/2oYQmbF.gif
>>9917116,2226 I was always scared of escalators too
Unclogging a toilet sure is satisfying. >>9917116,2224 >>9917116,2225 I have extensive memories of my parents pushing me down several hills on a bike in an attempt to get me to learn, but I usually ended up jumping off halfway down because I was scared. I eventually learned though but by that time I had outgrown my tiny bike and never got a new one. They're a pain anyway.
>>9917116,2226 I did that a lot on stair railings as a kid as well going on an escalator in the opposite direction.
>>9917116,2227 http://i.imgur.com/L4oXDTj.gifv
my ass was bolstored
I'm watching these videos of deamau5 getting coffee with random people and I realize that I kind of like the guy. Seems cool and slightly autistic.
>>9917116,2232 https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=EFEOw9SjjU4#t=1928
>>9917116,2224 i tried to as a child but i got too ambitious and rode down a wheelchair ramp there was a wall a few feet in front and i was too retarded to turn left or right in time and fractured my arm from that point on i never really participated in any physical activity so i shut myself in my room with a computer and video games to pass the time i guess thats why im here
>>9917116,2234 Owned.
>>9917116,2234 I hated sports but I fucking loved riding my bike.
I feel like a betrayer of my Japanese brethren whenever I eat Chinese food but it taste very very yummy
>>9917116,2237 I thank you on behalf of my people
I think I'm gonna clean up my bike tonight since I rode 100 miles yesterday. Gonna get all the grime off the swingarm, clean the chain and relube it (this DuPont lube smells like banana candy), get the dust and dirt off the rims, put air in the tires, get any dirt off the plastics, and check the oil level and color. This bike's getting Rotella when I do need to change the oil. Wouldn't be surprised if the other guy used some cheapo oil too. Surprised the chain even has o-rings on it because I thought he'd cheap out on that too.
if tree of savior is bad i'm going to kill myself
I want to act on my desires.
>>9917116,2241 Leave your poor cousin alone.
>>9917116,2238 Dog eating chink fuck.
>>9917116,2243 Chinese are the progenitors of the human race
>>9917116,2244 Fuck off subhuman.
>>9917116,2245 Show some respect to my people
>>9917116,2246 Don't you have iPhones to make?
>>9917116,2247 HOLYYY FICK!!
>>9917116,2244 You eat dog you fucking disgusting monkey.
should i get mana khemia
>>9917116,2250 Yeah it's good
What are the jacket that this guy is wearing at 2:47 called? http://youtu.be/F6VfsJ7LAlE I want to get one but all the ones I've seen are too bulky I haven't been able to look for more cause i dont know what they are called
>>9917116,2252 isnt it just a windbreaker
>>9917116,2253 Yeah I guess you're right... Should I get http://www.zumiez.com/zine-harvey-grey-maroon-windbreaker-jacket.html or http://www.zumiez.com/zine-harvey-black-windbreaker.html and how do I determine my size?
>>9917116,2254 i dont know fuck just get what you want
>>9917116,2254 black
>>9917116,2256 I was thinking of getting the maroon one and this one http://www.zumiez.com/zine-harvey-black-and-grey-2-tone-windbreaker-jacket.html It also has the size chart but I don't know how to measure... Also can I buy those chargeable visa cards to buy it?
Look there's a 3-tone one http://www.zumiez.com/zine-harvey-maroon-charcoal-and-grey-3-tone-windbreaker-jacket.html
This one is pretty sweet too http://www.zumiez.com/dark-seas-haymaker-yellow-jacket.html
This is the first time I have ever been upset about dropping out of highschool. I'm reading Yankee kun to Megane chan. I mean I was on track to get into Washington University. I could have easily got in. Fuck I wish I could live a normal life. I miss those nostalgic days so much. I just want to live a life with a cute gf.
>>9917116,2260 Such a loser
maroon is a disgusting color
>>9917116,2260 why did you drop out of high school?
>>9917116,2263 "Anxiety" aka laziness
>>9917116,2260 ikdfb someone was posting those elaborate tfw no gfs yesterday and they really got to me
>>9917116,2261 I'm just in the mood to blog. I'm not in the mood for your shit don't make me punch you. >>9917116,2263 I've mentioned it a couple times across the /jp/ spinoffs. I'm the guy who was basically bullied out of school by a teacher who basically encouraged an entire department to get me out of school.
>>9917116,2264 uh fuck you
>>9917116,2262 I should just get the black then I guess or the gray and black but I dont know how to order online..
>>9917116,2266 that's messed up
kill me teenbros right out of high school have achieved more than me
>>9917116,2270 just bear with me, ok?
>>9917116,2265 which feels
>>9917116,2266 Post the whole story pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase
>>9917116,2270 Why do you feel the need to achieve anything?
>>9917116,2269 not really the teacher found out he was a disgusting pedo
>>9917116,2275 Holy fuck no wonder his dad left him
https://boards.4chan.org/lgbt/thread/4033837
>1. The majority of men who rape children are not pedophiles, but are instead sexual opportunists looking for an easy sexual score. This is a fact. cousin anon
>>9917116,2273 I have typed the story out three times and I just can't express it right without sounding bias. I just really don't want to give a one sided story here. Its too hard, its 10:30 I should just go to bed. This has brought up a lot of unpleasant memories. But in short she was one of those wacko people who only let their middle school daughters watch G movies. So you can imagine that she was kinda crazy. I'm pretty sure her husband was cheating on her at the time though. It was basically an argument about bringing your personal feeling towards a couple students into your grading system. After that she actually agreed with me, but it ended up just being an act and she attempted to make me fail her class because she knew I was aiming for Washington University and she knew there was no way I was getting in with an F in chem. Eventually I pulled out of her class because it was just getting too heated in the class with me and her. That's all I can really say right now. I need to control my blogging self. It was a very demoralizing experience though.
>>9917116,2279 goddamn bitch ruined your life thanks to her I have to see your disgusting pedo shitposting everyday
>>9917116,2278 Dickspammer is one fucked up retard.
>>9917116,2278 >>9917116,2281 Damnit you fuckers I never rape anyone ever. I don't think I would ever even have sex with a loli. >>9917116,2280 I don't know if you think that guy's me or if you just call everyone a pedo, but for the record I'm the guy who was in programs for gifted children and sent to the junior highschool everyday during elementary school and competed in spelling bees. I dropped out because I got sick of the bullies, my parents, my teachers, the other students, and the whole daily routine of actually going to school.
>>9917116,2281 Arigato! Spammer-kun! It's abnormal but not unhealthy to find children attractive. I would enjoy having sex with a child just as I would enjoy having sex with a dog, since my penis is being stimulated either way. However unlike dogs, children can be cute which would make the whole experience a lot better. If I felt about it, it would be purely based upon modern social expectations. Centuries ago pedophilia was regarded as normal. Decades ago, homosexuality was regarded as a mental disorder. Hopefully pedosexuality will enter the mainstream soon. People need to learn that just because I want to have sex with children, I do not want to rape them.
>>9917116,2282 Also I just finished cleaning my VFR and it's nice and shiny now. It's supposed to be in the high 70s tomorrow so I think I'll take a ride to Scottsdale. Since this bike doesn't make me feel like I'm going to fly away while riding in on the freeway, I can go to the arcade in Phoenix too. I still got like $15 on the arcade card for that place. I also really gotta get a seat cowl for the back part of that seat. The other owner took off the grab bars so if someone sat on the back they'd have to hold on to you, but no bitches are gonna be riding this bike except me so I wanna get the cowl to cover the back seat and make it look tidier.
Wait so wbros were victims of bullies? I thought we were the bullies??
>>9917116,2285 How do you think Dickspammer ended up like this?
>>9917116,2285 I was bullied :(
>>9917116,2285 Bullies are usually bullied.
why do the government always make everything good illegal
>>9917116,2289 They don't, you were just wired wrong.
>>9917116,2290 i wanted more rsearch chemicals
>>9917116,2285 People who lash out at others on the internet are usually people who are very angry and have low self-esteem, as a result of getting called a fag in school.
>>9917116,2292 SHUT THE FUCK UP?
>>9917116,2292 holy nigger fucking PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
things would be better if i died tonight
Where'd that motherfucker insulting China go I'm back to destroy him
http://www.ctpost.com/local/article/Computer-evidence-shows-Lanza-s-interest-in-5156605.php "NEWTOWN -- Adam Lanza had an interest in pedophilia. On his computer hard drive was a screenplay, "Lovebound," that describes a relationship between a 30-year-old man and a 10-year-old boy, as well as documents advocating for "pedophiles' rights and the liberation of children."" fug why dont any of these guys have normal lolisexual interests? theyre all gays... also his online name was smiggles why cant i ever think of cool online names
>>9917116,2297 "In a post dated Dec. 30, 2009, Smiggles said, "I used to think I was asexual, but the primary reason why I thought that was because my BMI (body mass index) was 14." At the time of his death nearly three years later, he was 6 feet tall and weighed 112 pounds. Smiggles also posted on the forum, "I castrated myself when I was 15 to rebel against society."" autism.
>>9917116,2297 Most mass killers are gay
>>9917116,2297 people into little boys were usually humiliated and dominated by their father(not sexually) and therefore seek to do that to other young boys once they grow into men. if they fail to grow into men then they seek to recreate the father/son relationship with older "daddy" figures.
>>9917116,2296 You got owned uggo, hit the fuckin' road.
>>9917116,2285 I was bullied pretty bad, but one of my bullies had an incredibly cute sister who spent a lot of time with me for some reason. She was friends with my cousin who's just a bit younger than me. When they were 10 or 12, I was 14 or 16. I've posted about her before. Aside from the times I'd see her at my aunt's house, she would also come over to my house to watch me practice guitar. She would sit in my lap and talk with me as well, and if she ever saw me riding my bike she'd hop on the front pegs facing me and talk to me like that andt hat's actually how I saw her nipples one time. She was leaned over and her shirt fell away from her chest. They were pretty small. She was such a nice girl. Super energetic, playful, and tons of fun to be around and talk with. I remember her smelling like milk. I also remember once she was surprised after she asked how old I was and she learned that I was just a couple of years older than her. I wonder what happened to her. I hope she's alright.
>>9917116,2302 Oh god.. this delusional retard again. I can tell it's the same virgin who thinks ever girl who talks to him is in love like his sister's friend.
>>9917116,2303 My sisters' friend really does have a crush on me though. I think the little sister thing was just a case of her having an unrelated older guy in her life and liking it. Lots of little girls act like that around slightly older guys.
>>9917116,2304 Holy f*ck I knew it..
>>9917116,2305 Knew what?
i thought if i slept an extra 12 hours i would stop wakeing up with a boner but it still happens why does this happen please help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkhVS0Jke84 God damn I love Futurama. I need to rewatch it from the start and go through all the new episodes.
feral druids are so OP wtf
Remember ross53545
>>9917116,2308 The Robot Devil had an amazing voice actor. I can't believe he also does Homer Simpson's voice.
i applied to mcdonalds because i love mcnuggets and they didn't respond sigh................. i dont think they hire white males to be honest ive never seen one there. if they do hire a white person its a female.
>>9917116,2312 Apply again and this time say you're mixed race. If they ask about it say you're half Jew.
>>9917116,2312 I went to mcdonalds the other day and the cashier was this cute chink lady she was really nice but once i ordered one thing she was like ok that'll be (price) and it made me feel fat cause I was like oh thays mot all....
>>9917116,2312 Where do you live? When I visited Idaho I was amazed at the amount of white people working at fast food places. They were all white teenagers. I'm not even joking. It was so nice to tell my order at a place to someone who understood what I was saying, who then relayed it to someone else who also understood. I never got one messed up order out there and the food for some reason was way better than out here. It was warmer, crispier, and just tasted better. I never saw another black person while I was there.
>>9917116,2315 uh dude idaho is like 90% white or something i live in southern california its 50% mexican, so low level jobs are like 90% mexican
>>9917116,2315 >I never saw another black person while I was there. Wait.. are you saying you're a n*gro?
>>9917116,2314 i got that bundle thing the other day, the one with two big macs, two medium fries, and 20 nuggets. i also ordered 6 cookies for myself. when i got home i gave my mom her burger and fries and took everything back to my room. i dont know how but i ended up eating it all. 20 nuggets, a big mac, fries, and six cookies. the following day i felt the worst ive felt in a long time
feel when look like baby when shave
>>9917116,2318 God, what a disgusting fatass freak. When I don't eat all day I'll get a 20 piece with fries and a drink and that makes me feel fat. You add a big mac and six cookies on top of that. Why haven't you killed yourself yet subhuman?
>>9917116,2319 Oh shut the fuck up. Why do so many tards say this?
>>9917116,2315 I don't think black people exist in states like Idaho, Montana, and Wyoming
>>9917116,2321 it's true...
>>9917116,2320 im not fat really i just eat like a fat person for real
>>9917116,2323 No it's not. You either have some weird fascination with facial hair or have become so used to seeing yourself unshaven that it's become normal for you. Shaving does nothing to actually make you look younger.
>>9917116,2325 >Shaving does nothing to actually make you look younger holy fuck what a retard
>>9917116,2324 Show us your fat ass fatty
>>9917116,2324 you literally can't not be fat when you eat like a fat person unless: 1- you exercise a lot (LOL) 2- you only eat like a fatty sometimes but on average you eat like a skinny 3- you aren't a fatty now are on your war so stop lying
that was supposed to be you aren't a fatty now but you are on your way
>>9917116,2326 It really doesn't. If you can grow actual facial hair, then even shaving won't completely rid your face of it. You can always tell when a guy's shaven and when he just can't grow facial hair. On top of that, there are many other things that make you look older or younger, like skin blemishes, wrinkles, hairline, facial structure, ect. Facial hair plays a small role in whether or not someone looks old or young.
>>9917116,2328 dunno what to tell you im not fat
>>9917116,2331 it's number 2 then
>>9917116,2332 I'm gonna #2 all over your face if you don't quiet down.
DAE hate when fat fucks try to lie to you? You can just smell the nasty on them and you just know their big as fuck man boobs are jiggling when they giggle like little bitches trying to play off as skinny people fuck!!
today money the make to ready
>>9917116,2335 You say that every day yet always fail.
>>9917116,2336 this time for sure...
>>9917116,2337 What are you even doing again? Selling your body?
>>9917116,2338 I'm selling virgins.
>>9917116,2339 Tutorial stuff. People love tutorials and would pay out the pocket to know how to do something.I'm just waiting to get my stuff approved since I kept doing something wrong in my recordings.
>>9917116,2340 IF you know how to do things then why are you a jobless NEET loser posting on the W..?
>>9917116,2341 Because I'm not really a people person.
>>9917116,2342 Uhm..
>>9917116,2340 >>9917116,2342 Classic Lou.
>>9917116,2344 >another loser trying to make himself into a meme ...
>>9916229 this post is so good
i want to f*ck a pitch black girl, like can't see at night can't see anything but eyes black. i want to roleplay she works on my plantation as a slave in the south and i f*ck her tight young pussy and knock her up like thomas jefferson.
>>9917116,2347 i wish we could still own slaves, then i could own multiple young negresses and fuck them up whenever i wanted
>>9917116,2348 why do leftists have to ruin everything? look at the modern world to see what happens when blacks make their own decisions.
i also got a boner when they were whipping patsy in "12 years a slave". shes so f*cking hot and her ass jiggled when she got hit with the whip.
You guys are taking the racism meme a little too far. There are plenty of people on warosu who aren't white males and would be offended by this discussion.
>>9917116,2351 >There are plenty of people on warosu who aren't white males uh, seriously? gross..
>>9917116,2351 Uh, it's not a meme, it's for real? Why do you think it's a meme?
>>9917116,2353 >>9917116,2352 There is only one race, the human race.
>>9917116,2353 And besides, I'd be giving them food, shelter and dickings for free. That's pretty much like the welfare state.
>>9917116,2347 Just like ol' tommy
>>9917116,2345 Classic Trevor fan. Lou already killed your idol's mother by giving her TV station such tragic stories that she started drinking and died of cirrhosis of the liver.
>>9917116,2319 are you me
>>9917116,2358 nah im not a fag
i fucking love mcdonalds chicken nuggets so much fuck
When will these fatties f*ck off?
>>9917116,2359 r-rude!
someone buy me mcdons I dont have any moneyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Tnogight is frozen pizza night. I have a cheeze and a pepperoni
feelio when mom hasn't brought home McDonalds in weeks
This chunky soup is pretty pathetic.There's like two meats in the entire thing, the rest is just vegetables in pathetic broth
STOP MAKING ME HUNGRYUUUUUUUUUUU
>>9917116,2367 chunky soup is friken disgusting don't bother
soup is friken disgusting
why would anyone choose soup ever?
I made a poormans egg and ham sandwich with extra mustard it actually tastes pretty good but probably because I'm hungry
Soup owns, teenbros
why dont you assholes like soup
i love soup
soup rhymes with poop haha
>>9917116,2347 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/63/Black_genitalia.jpg i kind of want to too just once just to see how it feels
>>9917116,2376 Gross put up a warning so I don't click this shit
>>9917116,2377 are you like too retarded to read
>>9917116,2378 I thought it might be a dick dicks aren't gross
>>9917116,2379 This guy likes black dicks lol
>>9917116,2380 lmbo what a fag
...
It seems that Google really lit a fire under my ISP's ass because in the past year or two they've doubled speeds (for free) and introduced a new gigabit speed tier. The next fastest is 150 megabit.
>>9917116,2308 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oiGrI2SjZI
>>9917116,2376 Enjoy your AIDS I guess.
what are some good warosu-approved films to watch?
>>9917116,2386 life aquatic
>>9917116,2386 I watched Calvary the other day it was really good
>>9917116,2386 robocop and ghost dog
>>9917116,2364 looks like I'm eating a pizza by my self again. I wouldn't mind sharing it
Fortune cookie: "Your friends will soon give you a great surprise." ...
le sage face
Any posts around?
ya
Not you
Fokkin HELL mate nobody is FOKKIN replying to my FOKKIN emails what the FOK are people doing.
and I ran I ran so far away
I FOKKIN need a FOKKIN can of FOKKIN compraseed air mate
quit yer whining then im sweatin me bollocks over here mate
feel when pking teenbros in oldschool runescape
>>9917116,2398 For what?
>>9917116,2401 It gets you high x)
those thursday night feels
>>9917116,2403 Those dont have to go to work or school for the next three days feel
SIGH... ...those thursday night feels...
>>9917116,2404 are oyu even capable of feel normie
It's so nice outside around here. The orange buds are giving off a really sweet smell and it's nice and warm. I heard a mourning dove the other day too. Soon I'll start hearing crickets and cicadas. I got a slice of cheesecake from the store but I didn't have my backpack so I placed it on the gas tank and carried it like that. As I rode it jiggled and looked so good.
>>9917116,2407 This is seriously creepy
>>9917116,2407 Oh yeah, I also went to Fry's Electronics for some resistors and shrink tubing.
fry's is my favorite wmeme
>>9917116,2410 It really is a good store.
>>9917116,2411 how much are they paying you
>>9917116,2412 The deals are payment enough
I want corporate shilling subhumans to go.
I buy all of my electronic devices and computer components are Fry's Electronics. They're friendly and the prices can't be beat.
I can't believe March is almost here.
How should I this money? Should I just buy more onaholes? I already have like 12.
>>9917116,1734 https://img.4plebs.org/boards/tv/image/1425/01/1425014162643.jpg
>>9917116,2416 Fuck 2015 is almost over and I haven't even done anything
>>9917116,2419 I guess it's time to kill yourself.
>>9917116,2386 Blue Spring The Warriors
/tv/ is really epic right now
>>9917116,2422 /tv/ has some of the most epic memes around
Teenbros report in
>>9917116,2424 This meme isn't catching on.
>>9917116,2425 It's too intelligent for the mainstream
I started browsing /tv/, it's pretty kewl. Even though I only watch Louis CK specials and Fresh Off the Boat.
>>9917116,2427 Make a Louis CK thread there you won't regret it
>>9917116,2428 Don't worry, I'm all caught up on the IBG. :)
http://i.imgur.com/6Haxuxc.jpg
i got some donuts just now there was a small asian lady behind the counter and when i was paying some random guy in the far back came out from behind a wall and made eye contact with me and smiled and then walked back behind the wall
who drunk her?
Has anyone on the W watched Lives of the Super Rich (BBC)?
>>9917116,2433 >BBC I'm not a cuck
>>9917116,2430 http://i.imgur.com/KWfCfA4.jpg http://i.imgur.com/GsZPD0S.jpg http://i.imgur.com/BxhlIhG.png http://i.imgur.com/Tk1NBpK.png http://i.imgur.com/1SOz9wi.png http://i.imgur.com/jMbiZE3.jpg related http://i.imgur.com/e9kWDxa.png
>>9917116,2433 I watched a 10 minute VICE video on Russia's top richest .001%
why bother being born when there are people with IQs of 190 in the world
>>9917116,2437 literall kjill me please
>>9917116,2437 no whats tehPoint Of TELlving If i Hae go THROUGH LIFE Never having A Tololi GIRLFIREND Why cant hve One WHY CNTI HAVE A LLOI LOLI GIRLFRIEND im 25 fCuk im getting TOO Old A lolis Reaction To 25 yeaR Old Guy is just going To be ,,,,,,Ewww ,,,,OR ,,,Ww as Old as mY =-p FUIK THIs Wy DIDNT I GT A GIRLRIENFD why Didnt IGT Alolili GIRLFRIEND YU FUCKERS IVE BEEN ASKING HOW FOR LIE 4 YEARS AND YOU HAVENT TOD ME SHIT GOD DAMNT MOHERfuckers Tell Me TLL ME How a HOW ME HOW
>>9917116,2439 same
feel always going to be 125 IQ retard
or even lower with age
http://8ch.net/hebe/res/26821.html#30107 Uh...
>>9917116,2443 literally just fucking kill me, you cunt
>>9917116,2444 Do you think when they were kissing and doing that stuff they had boners? Or were they so focused on trying to be sexy that they didn't get horny at all?
>>9917116,2445 >boners woah, are those little boys? I must be really drunk.
>>9917116,2446 uhhhh clit boners
anyone wanna hire me?
>>9917116,2448 can i see your resume first
>>9917116,2448 Apply to Fry's
>>9917116,2450 why do i literally always see autistic people working at frys?
Dynasty warriors 8 Empires is out. Is it worth $50 or should I just pirate it?
>>9917116,2452 Nevermind torrents are dead as fuck.
I f*king love how easy it is to identify non-Japanese phony anime art. The first thing that you have to look for is the nose, and there will be your answer.
literally how can you get anywhere in life without being a genius or complete norm
>>9917116,2454 Example ??
>>9917116,2456 Japanese noses are just dots or a single small thin line. Westerners have the tendency to try to draw an actual nose, the worst offenders actually even add the whole thing with nostrils included.
been awake half an hour and already j/o'd 4 times maybe i'll break a record today
OMG just let me make the fucking moneyYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b1e_1425041606 Why are blacks even allowed to be inside buildings?
>>9917116,2460 What's with you and blacks? Are you black? Do you want to fuck a black? Just ...ughhhh SHUT UP/
feelio look in the mirror and face has visibly gotten fatter than it was last week
why even live what the fuck you just end up at desk 9 hours a day if anything at all
I feel like through my detachment from society as a neet i've come to a higher understanding of everything. Like, the universe, this planet and all the people on it, society and all the norms and values in it, the relations from god to man from man to man from man to beast, from the largest scope to the smallest detail, it's all laid out crystal clear in front of me. I feel if I were able to put in into words it would be the most groundbreaking metaphysical product every conceived. No, groundbreaking isn't the word. Everything would just end if people would see what I see. They're not ready, not for a 100 years, maybe even more. But I'll carry this burden. I'll carry it and die with it and protect mankind by doing so.
>>9917116,2464 me too
>>9917116,2464 are you high, dude?
WHEN WILL I BE WORTH SOMETHING
>>9917116,2467 never
>>9917116,2466 yea
anyone wanna fug
feel when you are literally worthless and will only be used as a moneymaker for the few genius elite ruling society and then tossed aside if you aren't tossed aside right away that is
>>9917116,2470 only if you are a born girl under the age of 18
>>9917116,2472 don't forget boyfriend-free and a sweetheart from the ground up
Somebody just please go back in time and make sure I'm born a genius.
>>9917116,2471 you should watch >>9917116,2433
>>9917116,2475 why? that would only make me feel worse
today's society is literally paradise if you're rich and handsome free young puss wherever you go
>>9917116,2477 STOP making me feel bad.
feel when your name will never be in the history books feel when according to http://www.paulcooijmans.com/intelligence/iq_ranges.html you aren't capable of writing a legible piece of text
>>9917116,2476 maybe youll find the motivation to kill yourself
how do I become alpha like the gladiator's in spartacus
>>9917116,2481 >enslaved to the romans >wife sold into sexual slavery >alpha are u a cuck?
seriously why.
>>9917116,2481 Go to the gym. Eat correctly. Pound some trashy sluts with your new admirable body to raise your confidence.
>>9917116,2484 what if girls won't have sex with you even if you have muscle because you're short and when you shave you look 15
please follow up on those suicide promises you failed normies this is not a space for sex cultists take your feel when no gf somewhere else you human tumors
>>9917116,2486 I don't care about sex much I just want to be a genius
>>9917116,2485 >you're short There's no hope, unless you settle for a gook. Short guys with muscle look comical, you might as well give up and just become a cuck, you can cuddle with and provide for a girl and then a big black bull can please her sexually.
>>9917116,2485 then kill yourself you whiny cunt
>>9917116,2488 WHY AM I FUCKING ALIVE
what the fuck am I even studying for this is useless and pathetic and I'll never go to harvard or mit
>>9917116,2488 What should tall ugly people do? Should I start my own rape clinic and own some bitches like in an eromanga or what?
what's the point of programming if 50 billion indians and 15 year olds can do it better
>>9917116,2492 If you're tall and ugly you're not beyond hope, you just have to be alpha. There are different types of ugly though, masculine ugly and feminine beta ugly. If it's the second you're out of luck.
>>9917116,2493 whats the point in living if no matter what you do there are people out there better at it than you
>>9917116,2495 just fucking kill me...
>>9917116,2488 Doesn't that cripple jew have a girlfriend? lmao even he can get it in. just somebody shoot me
>>9917116,2494 What if I have a masculine body with lots of hair but an effeminate face and a below average benis? Can I still be alpha?
>>9917116,2497 He's in a sort of cuck relationship, his girlfriend has a fetish for pathetic losers and she takes care of him like a child boy.
>>9917116,2497 from what I heard he doesn't have a girlfriend he just had sex with some girl who also stole all his stuff from his apartment since he couldn't move fast enough to stop her
>>9917116,2498 Grow some facial hair to cover your beta features.
if only I could just turn off time and do stuff by myself while the rest of the world is frozen
i cant beat 6-7 in trauma center fuck its starting to sink in how bad i am at games
>>9917116,2503 know that feel..
games are bad, don't be too upset
feel when can't even beat well fermented cheese at chess
how can the future be good at all kill me seriously.
>>9917116,2507 I'll only feel like I can really die when Japan is unable to make anime about cute girls anymore.
SUBHUMAN TEST: http://a.pomf.se/usljuc.jpg What color is the dress?
>>9917116,2508 what if they can still make it but you can't see it because you are homeless
>>9917116,2509 White and gold, objectively. If you have brown skin you see it as blue and black.
>>9917116,2511 I'm sorry but you test positive for subhumanism.
kill me.
>>9917116,2513 WE TRUE TOMODACHI WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER
>>9917116,2512 Uh, you're brown. You're the subhuman.
>>9917116,2515 Stop justifying your subhuman eyes and subhuman brain. I don't have a single drop of subhuman blood in me, which is why I see the correct color.
I just want my friend back
the guy who played nimoy in star trek is dead now
feel when you find out that squirrels dont hibernate the hard way
>>9917116,2519 uh?
>>9917116,2516 >I don't have a single drop of subhuman blood in me, which is why I see the correct color. So you see that it's white and gold?...
>>9917116,2493 Don't fall for the "learn to code" propaganda. Unless you were programming at the age of 12 don't even bother. There are a shit ton of websites now to learn programming, even prison inmates are learning to code. It's a "lets leave a nice big juicy stake here so all the wolves can look that direction while all the other money making opportunities in the other direction is left wide open with no prying eyes" tactic. It really blew up during the whole obamacare website thing happened. If an indian can take your job opportunities that is a big red flag that you're just wasting your time.
>>9917116,2522 all jobs are a waste of time if you're not replaceable, then the technology you're working with is. just become a neet
plaese someone just tell me how to live life correctly
>>9917116,2524 The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.
>>9917116,2525 Are you advocating hedonism?
http://a.pomf.se/apiifq.webm http://a.pomf.se/qaqyhe.gif
fugggg might be on the verge of constipation fuggggggggggggggggggg not again
There is no worse feeling than an empty belly.
i still kind of want to fuck a teenager girl
>>9917116,2530 my gf is 14 her pussy is nice
>>9917116,2531 Is it as damaging to fuck a 14 year old as it is to fuck an 11 year old? I don't want my big dick destroying her.
>>9917116,2532 she likes my big dick but it did stretch her some
>>9917116,2533 die subhuman brown monkey
How do I get a 16 year old gf?
do vaginas really get permanently stretched from big dicks? i just realized that stretching out a girl is like wearing a glove for a long time or wearing shoes with memory foam insoles. once you use either they feel great and are formed specifically to you. after shes stretched her vagina is the same and when you think of it like that it seems more lewd.
>>9917116,2534 u wot m8
http://blog-imgs-66.fc2.com/o/k/k/okkisokuho/130902b_as028.gif
>>9917116,2536 no virgin
>>9917116,2535 uhhhhh have a fast car and wear nice clothes and have a big dick but if you dont have a big dick then dont drive a fast car just get the biggest truck you can find instead.
>>9917116,2538 rofl
>>9917116,2540 why a tr uck
>>9917116,2542 I suggest you listen to him or teenaged girls like bad boys so...
>>9917116,2542 to make up for your shortdick
Girls like small dicks. It shows you're humble.
>>9917116,2545 How can I be humble with a small dick if I didn't control the size of my dick?
>>9917116,2540 Is six inches big?
>>9917116,2547 literal micropenis
>>9917116,2547 its just normal i had a friend and one day his brother measured his dick and was excited that it was 6 inches and was telling everyone
You don't want a big dick it makes onaholes less fun because youre scare of ripping the onahole and pants fit weird and it goes in the toilet water and people think you have a boner all the time and stare between your legs and when you walk it moves around its not fun
>>9917116,2550 at least my 4 incher has some upsides
>>9917116,2550 i have a boner all the time anyway
http://www.magicleap.com/#/home This is the strangest advertisement I've ever seen. Who thought this was a good idea?
PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
friend is bullying me for playing neptunia...
>>9917116,2553 magicleap is a scam
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>9917116,2556 Good, it's western localized trash.
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My dick is hard as hell!
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I need to get my license soon and I need to study the questions... Does anyone know the questions and answers to the test? Do they vary by state? If so, I need the California one.
which of these games should i play next trauma center new blood okami the last story no more heroes 2 xenoblade sin and punishment 2 rune factory frontier muramasa the demon blade fragile dreams
>>9917116,2564 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8rQimLHnk8&t=1m26s
>>9917116,2565 sonic
>>9917116,2565 >shitty localized jap games just watch anime you fucking tard
>>9917116,2568 anime is gay though
>>9917116,2565 suck my dick
uh i put air in my tires gonna for a ride and listen to my anime musics
>>9917116,2565 Muramasa is cool but only play Momohime's scenario
you know what FUCK YOU
How the fuck am I supposed to cross my arms??
>>9917116,2574 I don't know how to walk right
feel when still dont know how to tie my shoes
>>9917116,2576 same I always just tightened them and tucked them into my shoe instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zBNHGWMju0 any tummo otaku here? these 2 are wearing a wet towel over themselves in the snow and heating it up with their raw willpower you can even see the steam
mom got mcdonalds with strawbberry milk shake
>>9917116,2578 sounds like janny is a grandmaster
>>9917116,2579 Mom got me orange chicken bbq pork chow mein and rice with a thai tea
>>9917116,2579 Holy fuck your mom sucks! Mine's better!
What's this dress color meme all about? My sister showed it to me and I said it was purple and black but she says it's gold and white... Am I being tricked???
>>9917116,2579 My mom said she was going to bring home McDonald's today, but she brought me a couple of gross frozen burritos instead.
>>9917116,2584 Where do you live? I got paid today and I drive but don't have a license and I take you whatever you want within reason both in mileage and food wise
>>9917116,2583 It's actually blue and black so you're closer
>>9917116,2583 some lady bought a dress and posted a picture saying it was white and gold and then people disagreed with her thats literally it
>>9917116,2586 So it isnt different colors?
>>9917116,2564 please do not mention that state
Uhhhhh my mom asked what I wanted for dinner and then she named off all these places like Portillos and In N Out and eventually we decided to get Chipotle?
>>9917116,2589 Ay yo my man, [b]CALIFORNIA
>>9917116,2590 I've never been there but I want to try it, what do you get/recommend for a first time buyer like me?
theres this pizza store near me that sells these amazing chicken wings for really cheap the thing is i went there and theyre all ching chong people and i saw a few cockroaches while i was waiting for my wings the place looked horrible too, the colors on the walls hurt my eyes and there were cracks and miscellaneous grime everywhere you looked the wings still tasted good though
>>9917116,2592 Oh God oh man well I usually just get white rice with black beans and chicken and cheese and sour cream with chips and salsa. You can ask for samples of the meats. I think that's pretty average.
>>9917116,2591 ...
why are cockroaches called cockroaches are they attracted to cock or something please explain it
>>9917116,2596 >The name "cockroach" comes from the Spanish word for cockroach, cucaracha, transformed by English folk etymology into "cock" and "roach". The term cucaracha (sp. cuca "bug", and raxa "streak" (modern Spanish raya)) originally was used for the wood louse (the sow bug), but later was used to mean the palmetto bug (the flying cockroach). It is from this later Mexican usage that English-speaking Americans began using the term for regular (non-flying) cockroach.[citation needed]
>>9917116,2596 johj
Haha, my mom said she'd give me $20 so I could go tomorrow and cut my hair.
wait fuck should i get a regular buzz cut or a crew cut
>>9917116,2600 Get a buzz cut to be one of the warosuko wolves
>>9917116,2599 Just do it yourself and keep the money dumbass
>>9917116,2602 Not everyone is poor..
>>9917116,2602 I've been doing it myself for like 10 years I want to see what the difference is and know if I'm missing anything.
if i streamed myself jerking off would anyone watch
my fridge smells rancid but i dont know what is making the smell so i threw out everything but the catsup and butter
>>9917116,2606 Someone gave you a dirty sanchez
The ol' sanchy
>>9917116,2606 >catsup What the fuck
>>9917116,2605 I though you said you wouldn't do that
butter cant make bad smells right? right??? i have 20 sticks of butter in my fridfge and thats would be a big waste
>>9917116,2611 Why do you have so much butter
>>9917116,2612 he sticks it up his ass and then clenches it to squeeze the butter back out it's a fun thing to do while watching doctor phil ~de geso
I used to steal this cologne from Victoria's Secret it was in a black bottle and the small one cost $30 and the big one was $60 does anyone know what it might be called?
>>9917116,2614 Ode de Assfaggot
>>9917116,2615 You're such an asshole..
>>9917116,2614 I'm pretty sure I found it, it's called Very Sexy for him
>>9917116,2614 they sell cologne at V's secret? are you sure it wasnt girls cologne?
>>9917116,2618 Yes they have cologne "for him" and I think the one I used to get is called Very Sexy for him and theres also Very Sexy for her look https://www.victoriassecret.com/beauty/fragrance/for-him-cologne-spray-very-sexy?ProductID=5248&CatalogueType=OLS this the boy one it smells good
>>9917116,2618 Not that guy but even if it was, if it smells good then it smells good. My shampoo is lavender scented because I love how it smells.
>>9917116,2620 You sound like a g*d damned queer
>>9917116,2618 Women's stuff always smells nicer I'd rather wear perfume
>>9917116,2571 so uh i just got back (i did 170 miles today) and in the other city at an apartment complex i saw a cop car pulled up onto a curb with no lights and two cops standing outside of it and one had a helmet on and a shot gun pointed over the wall at the second or third story of the apartment complex i have no idea what was going on i couldnt hear anything because i had my earphones in
>>9917116,2620 Once I made a lavender cake for Chihaya's birthday. It was just a plain white cake but the water was water that had lavender in it for a few hours. It tasted pretty good. The lavender taste wasn't very apparent.
>>9917116,2623 I heard on the news that they were after a pedo but he wasn't home
>>9917116,2623 oh yeah i saw a carnival too but there werent many people there maybe i could have went on a ride and sat next to a loli like i did at the theme park on that free fall ride
>>9917116,2625 wow woah freaky woah i'm a pedo too and i haven't been home all day weird
god dmanit robert william is still dead
need some good ironic suicide notes "yolo" is best i have so far
>>9917116,2629 "look behind you" lol
why
>>9917116,2622 holy fuck what a homo
>>9917116,2632 I'm not a homo!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC3Zn1T5OD4 am i gay for liking these sorts of songs from rhythm games
>>9917116,2634 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lQo34ivbx8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRfOTl8MREo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb1vRLV2j7c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvGRj77EAOo
http://i.imgur.com/Rfbpjfy.jpg cat looks like janny
>>9917116,2636 this is creepy
>>9917116,2637 i really like that painting i find it hilarious and interesting with all the detail they put into non-humans like the flies and cat
>>9917116,2638 who would hang that painting up on their wall it'd be seriously creepy having those eyes stare at you whenever you walk by
>>9917116,2639 me
I saw a biplane earlier today. It looked really out of place in the sky and for some reason I kept thinking that it was going to fall. It moved very slow.
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>>9917116,2640 Yeah but no one ever goes to your house so you dont matter
last night i had the best sex of my life
I just want to make the money is that so hard to ask? I just need to sell up to 50 to get $2000 for a new PC. Gamishama pweeese helb Meeeeeeeeee
>>9917116,2644 with your hand?
>>9917116,2646 she was a 24 year old single mom of two
>>9917116,2647 >>9917116,2644 Disgusting, kill yourself.
>>9917116,2647 Did you do it raw? -------- Every fucking prank this week is a sex prank. These immature fuckers need to stop.
jat look like canny
>>9917116,2649 a lot but she was on a pill also she has cute daughters
>>9917116,2651 that's what they all say congrats man you're a father now
>>9917116,2652 >>9917116,2651 lmaooo you are an idiot expect a knock on your door from child support services when she gets back her tests results
>>9917116,2653 + a little surprise on your weewee if she wasn't clean
its ok because i have a disability so they cant make me a father
>>9917116,2655 That's not true at all. You seriously trusted a slut with two kids already to take care of birth control? HAHAHAHHAHA. This is probably how she makes a living, gets desperate losers to knock her up and them collects child support.
>>9917116,2655 No dummy, if you have a disability they REDUCE your payment. You gotta pay or something bad happens to you.
>>9917116,2656 dont talk about her like that
>>9917116,2658 Why, does she remind you of your own mother, a worthless whore who got knocked up out of wedlock? LMAO.
>>9917116,2658 Well if you say it was good then good for you. You got her for the night and she has you for 18 years. I honestly don't know what went through your head to go with sticking your dick in a SINGLE mom with TWO kids with NO CONDOM. You must have really really lost your mind. she better not be black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sESMzXEPSps any tom leykis otaku here
>>9917116,2661 >I cannot believe how many men risk their livelihoods, happiness and any chance of retirement just to fuck some other guy's used up sloppy seconds. the juice is just not worth the squeeze. not even close. This Quote.... We lost a Wolf to the classic trap, guys. We warned him but he didn't listen. Bless his soul.
>>9917116,2661 tom leykis is literally a fat neckbeard irl what does he know about having sex
>>9917116,2663 he's made more money than you'll ever make and has fucked more women than you've ever seen in your life
>>9917116,2664 http://blowmeuptom.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/BOXHA_rCcAAI32p.jpg lmao he's ugly and so is his wife 2/10 at best
>>9917116,2665 he doesnt have a wife
>>9917116,2666 so thats his gf lmfao eeven worseeeee
lemonparty.org
>>9917116,2667 no
Where my single mother bros at? How you dealing with the mental issues?
>single moms http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAAqL2A6V6s
I just finished GTA V and I got my profile thing at the end. I'll post it Patient: hayysuz From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander Client Notes - Highly Confidential • A bit of a tragic case - riddled with contradictory issues. • Ego maniac and hates himself for it. • Terrifying egomaniac. • Pointlessly mean with money. • Repressed in some ways - mostly sexual. Definitely a confusing area - must investigate further. • Sexually judgmental about some things. • Wants to be a good family member. • Scared of adult world. • Vindictive bully. • Respects some property rights - not others, of course. • Not much of a yogi... hardly a surprise. • Definitely not a fitness freak - just a freak. • Makes friends easily - what kind of people I dread to think. • Not obsessive about some things. • A real mess.
>>9917116,2670 Might as well just kill yourself at this point.
NOPE I want my own family. I will never raise somone else's kids. I know that sounds cold but, One cannot build a bloodline wich is what we men should be doing with the progeny of a another man in our house. She rolled the dice and lost. Next
kil lme
seriously how can you deal with the fact that someone is right there but will NEVER talk to you again EVER
>>9917116,2675 ok
>instantcheckmate.com what the hell how do they know who I am?????
how do I find a nazi gang to befriend im 1/4th jewish but they can't tell and i reallty hate shitskins
I wish I could get instant checkmate against garry kasparov
>>9917116,2676 that is my brother and I
>>9917116,2681 kow feelie my brother used to be cool but now hes an ultra normalfag that goes to the gym has a gf and a mac
>>9917116,2678 uh this site just gives you 10 minutes of fake progress bars then asks you to pay
>>9917116,2683 yeah I found that out too The site just has my parents names attached to it with probably info about their speeding tickets and that's about it.
>>9917116,2678 http://i.imgur.com/xzf4RM4.png
>>9917116,2685 I saw that too I and laughed. You see that >>9917116,2658? You can't run!
>>9917116,2685 Heh, maybe she shouldn't have spread her legs so easily
I just ran I ran all night and day
YES FOOODDD HOT DAWG AND FRENCHFRIES OHHHH HAPPY DAY
white people
Why is 2chan so picky about proxies? I just want to be a part of the Japanese community but they are excluding me
You might find it hard to believe, but there is also one guy talking to himself on warosu's /lit/ board http://a.pomf.se/fadcze.JPG
>>9917116,2692 lets raid that faggot lmao
>>9917116,2692 /lit/ is so gay
my mom was crazy so my dad raised me by himself never met another person that had my situation
i want to cum inside a single mother
>>9917116,2695 now we know where you get it from
>>9917116,2696 The thought of cumming into a single mom is turning me on. Just imagining my seed has a chance to impregnate her is simply mindblowing!
I haven't masturbated in nearly 3 days and I feel no sexual urges. I think I have attained enlightenment.
>>9917116,2695 how did you end up here if you had a dad
feel when had a step dad who beat my mother feel when cant even look at my half brother
>>9917116,2701 I guess I'm the only one here with a mom and dad who is still happily married? And then you wonder why is this bloke on warosu. You can conclude it isn't the parents fault. If it isn't their fault then what is?
>>9917116,2702 being raised by a single mother doesn't mean you're going to be a loser for sure, you just have a much higher chance
>>9917116,2703 A much much higher chance. I couldn't imagine being raised by my mom only; shes an idiot (despite her kindness).
you think single mother bro's new child will browse warosu?
>>9917116,2696 it feels so good
>>9917116,2704 Feel when single mother was an alcoholic with a 7th grade education Women should be banned
shoot me
what does everyone else do when they are not on the w..
>>9917116,2709 play league of legends
>>9917116,2709 enjoys: smoke weed, sport, pokemon, call of duty and fuc k my girl
>>9917116,2709 I do otaku stuff
anime is the only respite from this hollow existence....
>>9917116,2709 I sell artwork on FurAffinity.
>>9917116,2709 draw,youtube,anime, and make money.
>>9917116,2714 tips?
im even more worthless than everyone on the w please kill me
>>9917116,2717 just watch more anime you melodramatic fuck think back to your heyday
>>9917116,2718 i never had one
>>9917116,2717 Why do you care so much about unknown and irrelevant people?
>>9917116,2719 2006 /a/, all-you-can-eat moe, shitty anime techno on youtube...? jeez you really are a fuck-up if you didnt get to experience that
>>9917116,2721 I DIDNT GET HERE UNTIL 2010 KILL ME JUST MKILL ME
Which one of you idiots are spamming /gnfos/?
feel when didnt get here till early 08
feel when happily married parents who always let me do what i wanted and had a happy childhood but i still ended up a complete disaster where did it all go so wrong
>>9917116,2725 >who always let me do what i wanted right there
feel when got here literally a week ago
feel when been here since 2010 but on /jp/ since 2011
sigh...newfags...
What if a single mother has really cute daughters and wants you to have sex with them?
>>9917116,2730 Then my friend, it is worth it.
>>9917116,2730 stop making me hard thats one of my biggest fantasies how old would these daughters happen to be?
>>9917116,2730 I've actually heard that this happens fairly often. The mom either won't mind you having sex with her daughter, or will want you to have sex with her daughter. Why is this even a common thing?
>>9917116,2733 Where have you heard this? I would really like to read some of these accounts
>>9917116,2733 Yeah right, stop trying to trick people into making your mistake. literally straight out of a hentai...I need to remember the name of it
I've eaten more processed chicken than anyone on the w
>>9917116,2734 I've just seen posts on 8ch talking about it.
>>9917116,2737 Oh, I tend to disbelieve anything I read there. Just seems like a bunch of enthusiastic /v/ posters fantasizing
>>9917116,2738 Opposite for me, at least on the pedo boards. It's pretty easy to tell when posts are lies.
>>9917116,2736 are you black how much are we talking about here
>>9917116,2740 no and several times every day for the last decade or so
>>9917116,2740 black people dont eat processed chicken you idiot they only eat whole parts like they serve at kfc
>>9917116,2742 how do you know are you black
>>9917116,2741 are you sick are you fat
>>9917116,2742 I can confirm dis.
>>9917116,2743 no i just cant imagine a black person eating processed chicken. when i think of processed chicken like chicken nuggets i literally think of white kids blacks like whole pieces of chicken this is a known fact
>>9917116,2746 You're sick
>>9917116,2744 no ive got some chub
http://8ch.net/hebe/res/30422.html LMMMMMMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pedos are completely clueless, retarded and delusional. This is one of the stupidest, most ridiculous ideas I've ever heard.
>>9917116,2749 Holy fuck
http://store.steampowered.com/app/353360/ will someone buy me this game
>>9917116,2751 literally just like my japanese rape doujin manga
>>9917116,2751 >>9917116,2752 that was meant to link to the one pedophile thing not the steam
>>9917116,2751 why does that guy have a furry around his neck and why does he have long red sharp nails
>>9917116,2749 murder all pedos
trevor is spamming bunbunmaru again
>>9917116,2749 what is this site why is everyone talking about little girls and teens
http://8ch.net/hebe/res/28217.html http://8ch.net/hebe/res/22574.html http://8ch.net/hebe/res/21586.html http://8ch.net/hebe/res/23884.html http://8ch.net/hebe/res/29491.html maybe i can get a job now
>>9917116,2758 maybe you should kill yourself you worthless pedo faggot
>permabanned from younow how do you let that happen
>>9917116,2760 probably by being excessively lewd and perverted like that one guy a while back who kept telling that one girl to pull her panties to the side when she was showing them under the blanket
>>9917116,2761 the pain that I didn't record that ;____;
I think either YouNow has been cracking down on lolis or lolis just aren't using the site very much anymore. It seems like there were lots more a few months ago. Maybe during spring and summer break they'll start using it more.
>>9917116,2763 younow is yesteryears omegle omegle used to be full of slutty little girls until the FBI seized it I wouldn't be surprised younow overhauls their motto and only allows teens 16+ instead of 13.
brb
>>9917116,2761 >>9917116,2762 >>9917116,2763 nah im actually emailing younow the streams you two retards keep linking and they're cracking down on all the users in those chats
>>9917116,2766 uh why didnt they just ban the two guys instead of overworking their staff to actively view and discern the ages of hundreds of girls daily?
>>9917116,2766 oh no they're coming after me what shall I ever doooooo oh right I always use a vpn
>>9917116,2765 where are you going
>>9917116,2767 because fuckin weird freaks like you exist >>9917116,2768 >using a vpn just to watch a 9 year old girl LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9917116,2766 Hold on, if you're doing that then why haven't I been banned or suspended or anything yet? I've been using the site since November and I'm literally breaking site rules by having multiple accounts.
>>9917116,2770 I have to use my twitter account to watch those 9 year old girls. Twitter snags my location so if i'm using my RAW IP and they ban me it will be very hard to get around their ban. Anyway it's not like I say anything perverted.And if I do it is very subtle.
I want to go to syicide forest and stay there forber
>>9917116,2772 >Anyway it's not like I say anything perverted. That's what that guy doesn't understand. It's not like we ever chat about anything perverted.
i cant stop squatting wherever i go it wasnt always like this i dont know why maybe my legs got weaker its really comfortable though
humans are literally supposed to squat when they shite it relaxes the colon
http://www.reddit.com/r/JusticePorn/comments/2xfrf5/kid_harrassing_adult_gets_kicked_on_the_ass_until/ >In the US at least, feral usually refers to kids that were abandoned at a young age or abused and neglected severely. they usually do not know how to talk, and act full like animals because they were never taught any other way, and if anything the neglect and abuse they endured may have reinforced feral behavior. why boner when think of loli acting like an animal
who am i
>>9917116,2778 a pedo
>>9917116,2778 a really nice, misunderstood person
Do you think those suction cup mounts for GoPros and action cameras can hold a full frame DSLR with lens?
>>9917116,2781 hi crotch rocket anon
>>9917116,2778 What is "I" to you?
>>9917116,2782 hi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFczn8Hl60E&feature=youtu.be fucking arizona
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEZhfJkBjxc how did this actually even happen
>>9917116,2785 >>9917116,2786 Oh man, Sun City. No idea why they say it's in Phoenix. That city is really, really fucking weird. I swear to God the population of that place literally halves itself when summer comes around because nobody actually lives there; it's all snowbirds. I heard that the reason it's called Sun City is because in the past if you were in the city when the sun went down you would be lynched if you weren't white. With that in mind it's not surprising that even nowadays it's mostly populated by white people, somewhere above 95% white last time I checked. By comparison Phoenix itself is only around 60% white.
How long does it take a bunch of blue collar workers and cops to get the bright idea to phone around to their fudd friends and see if anyone knows someone that can throw a lasso?
>>9917116,2788 from what i understand that guy was just some random guy
that loli in durarara is super cute i want to fuck her? http://i.imgur.com/ezbm24w.jpg http://i.imgur.com/U9p8tYh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/mveQGyV.jpg http://i.imgur.com/mlVUJ31.jpg http://i.imgur.com/gWkVh7C.jpg http://i.imgur.com/R8HuoT8.jpg http://i.imgur.com/IvZsU7w.jpg http://i.imgur.com/DnOfQQi.jpg shes cute when she smiled?
>4chan is now accepting janitor applications for the next ~48 hours. https://www.4chan.org/janitorapp
>>9917116,2791 Holy fuck it's finally my chance to make a difference
>>9917116,2791 >>9917116,2792 Writing an essay on how much I want moot's dick in my ass and giving away my identity is too much effort to get hold of the janny IRC.
I'm going to apply. Fuck it. Not like I do anything other than browse 4/jp/ and jerk off all day. I won't actually do anything though. When I'm a janitor the good days will be back. Mark my words guys.
Hey guys I went to get pizza (mom let me drive the car again) and when I was coming back there were 3 black males on foot and I was listening to music with the windows rolled down a little and they started laughing what did I do wrong??
>>9917116,2795 you should have drover them
>>9917116,2795 what kind of music
>>9917116,2797 It was Hollaback by Gwen Stefani
>>9917116,2791 i sent an application last time saying that i was knowledgeable of all /jp/ topics and i could moderate for 16 hours a day (both true by the way). but they still didn't pick me. i mean sure i was going to just delete every thread, but still. on paper i was the perfect cadidiate. anyway if one of us becomes janny please wreak havoc on /jp/
Nobody taught me how to be a man
>>9917116,2800 wanna die
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1425181312266.webm >warosu
>>9917116,2802 Literally dickspammer
>>9917116,2803 woah how'd you know?
>>9917116,2791 If you aren't a tripfag don't bother. They only accept tripfags with long public post histories of good behavior. If you want to get in as a mole better start tripping now and maybe you'll get in during the drive after this one.
>>9917116,2804 Unfunny retard.
>>9917116,2803 >>9917116,2804 >>9917116,2806 wait what why is that guy me? anal doest appeal to me at all i would never fuck a girl in her ass?
Uh... So my mom left at 3PM when I woke up and said she was going to see American Sniper and that she left money for dinner. She left three single dollar bills and three hundred dollar bills. What the fuck... No pizza place would accept it so I had to wait until she got home and now I finally ordered a pizza. I got cheddar and pepperoni. Thanks, mom.
>>9917116,2530 http://8ch.net/hebe/res/28217.html >What's the best way to meet teen girls?
>>9917116,2807 I'd say "I don't think you'll be fucking a girl period" then I remembered how you violently raped your little cousin.
I don't give a FUCK anymore!
>>9917116,2808 She wanted you to hire yourself a hooker, retard.
>>9917116,2811 about what
>>9917116,2810 um i never fucked or raped anyone? i dont really want to fuck anyone anyway i would rather indulge in my hobbies speaking of which i am REALLY looking forward to finally taking a day trip up north in the summer this year. the previous owner of my vfr had a case and rack on it that i took off but if i take that trip im going to put it back and pack it full of neat stuff like food and drinks and snacks and stuff and its going to be a lot of fun.
>>9917116,2814 Sure you didn't, rapist.
>>9917116,2815 no honestly really for real i didnt im still まだぴちぴちなチェリーボーイ
>>9917116,2816 Subhuman rapist freak.
>>9917116,2805 actually this makes a lot of sense and it completely contradicts anonymous 4chan which rustles my jimmies no wonder the jan team is all faggots like smegmir and aoc
>>9917116,2802 This is golden.
>>9917116,2790 Ewww she's got an ass! Not cute at all!
>>9917116,2819 theres another version somewhere on /f/ thats much longer like 5 minutes
oh fuck this pizza is good dominos hand tossed pan pizza is my favorite from any place
Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours.
http://8ch.net/hebe/res/22574.html fug
>>9917116,2824 I wonder if dickspammer's story about raping his cousin is in there I don't want to read them all
why doesn't /ghost/ have a thread about the janny apps?
>>9917116,2826 I don't think anyone gives a fuck.
>>9917116,2826 the what now
>>9917116,2826 4chan staff browses this place so we did it somewhere else.
Knew I shouldn't have eaten that sausage that was left out Gonna be shitting my guts out all night
http://i.imgur.com/BL6c4hD.png haha they actually replied and are sending something
>>9917116,2831 corporations are nice people, their worst nightmare is bad PR
>>9917116,2826 >giving your name up to Jews and their FBI informants lmao
>>9917116,2775 you just have slavic blood
>>9917116,2831 I'm not following your story can you update?
feel haven't left house since the day after christmas
>>9917116,2836 Fucking normie..
>>9917116,2837 why
Anyone want to chat on kik?
>>9917116,2838 I haven't left my room since May and havent left house since 2012
>>9917116,2838 I haven't left house since 2008
>>9917116,2840 >>9917116,2841 sorry me sister didn't give me a choice and made me meet me pa the day after christmas since he was out of state for a while.
>>9917116,2838 I haven't left the house in over 12 hours.
>>9917116,2843 Kill yourself normalshit
>>9917116,2842 Just get out of here you proto-norm
>>9917116,2845 I'm not a norm
FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS FUCK O FF NORMALS
>>9917116,2839 just find some lolis on younow literally
>>9917116,2847 creep
>>9917116,2849 Shut the fuck up retard.
i finna kill a norm
>>9917116,2851 >finna stop talking like a blackie
>>9917116,2852 But I want to be like the guys on worldstar
>>9917116,2853 cccccccuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>9917116,2853 http://www.xvideos.com/video9727653/black_cock_trance
>>9917116,2855 Any more good BBC vids?
>>9917116,2855 I hate myself for being so aroused by this..
>>9917116,2857 >>9917116,2856 are there seriously unironic cucks on the W? KILL YOURSELVES.
soooooooooooonnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccccccccccc
i wish i was black, i wish i was black, i wish i was black, I WISH I WAS BLACK I WISH I WAS BLACK I WISH I WAS BLACK I WISH I WAS BLACK I WISH I WAS BLACK I WISH I WAS BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!
>>9917116,2858 I'm not a cuck I just want a strong black man like Laurence Fishburne to take care of me
>>9917116,2860 im black
>>9917116,2861 that's the epitome of cuckdom dude. cucks who have bulls fuck their wives are just gay dudes who want black cock but are in the closet.
I've been putting off getting my hair cut for a while but last night I asked what kind of haircut was cool and a few lolis said they liked buzz cutts so I'm going to go give myself a buzz cut i guess.
>>9917116,2864 Kill yourself retard.
>>9917116,2865 lol your the retard hear
>>9917116,2855 how do I become a man and stop being a pathetic loser who gets hard as a rock to shit like this? no girls have ever made me this hard before.. its just because I have daddy issues cuz my dad was really mean to me and now I get off on being dominated by men
>>9917116,2867 God damn homos..
>>9917116,2867 have you tried jerking off different things maybe lolis maybe hairy cunts maybe teens with hairy cunts
>>9917116,2867 Sounds like you should just embrace your inner cuck
>>9917116,2869 yeah I like straight porn as well but when I watch videos about being sissified and dominated by an alpha male my whole torso tenses up and I get super hard straight porn doesn't ever do that to me, I have to touch myself to get hard. it's still enjoyable and arousing but not nearly as much.
>>9917116,2867 DF is with u faggot ass white boys always on that black dick and shit smh
>>9917116,2870 I don't like niggers though I was just using it as an example..
>>9917116,2869 >lolis 10/10 >hairy cunts 7/10 >teens with hairy cunts 9/10
>>9917116,2867 Try this >>9917116,2869
love this meme where we pretend to be homos hahah.
>>9917116,2864 Maybe I should just continue to be lazy and go to a barber and have him do it for me. Or maybe I can go to my mom's gay stylist friend and have him recommend either a buzz cut, a crew cut, or a high and tight, since those are the only three haircuts I care to have. Or maybe he can recommend me something that would work with my face shape so I can pull all the lolis to me.
>>9917116,2869 I have a pretty specific fetish. Its guys who cum incredibly fast in like one or two thrusts. But it's not just one or two thrusts in any vagina. The vagina has to be hairy, or trimmed, or anything other than completely shaved. I don't know why this makes such a huge difference but it does, and it gets me incredibly hard even thinking about it.
>>9917116,2874 Sweaty preteen loli butt 11/10
>>9917116,2871 I can't remember the last time I got a boner without having to touch it
>>9917116,2880 That's what I'm saying dude, this stuff is the only thing that turns me on so much that my body spasms involuntarily and I get hard no hands. All other porn I have to touch myself. I hate myself for it, I wish I was a normal male.
>>9917116,2881 you could always just kill urself..
>>9917116,2879 Man, why do you do this to me? Can you imagine how amazing it must be to see a sweaty loli masturbating? The fact that she's sweating means she's probably either inexperienced and is just frantically rubbing herself, trying to get off, feeling the odd twinge of pleasure here and there, or is just in a warm room, like early summer when it's just a bit too early and cool to turn on the cooler. The soft, stifled variety of sounds coming from her mouth and a sound coming from between her legs that sounds oddly similar to a person opening and closing their wet lips would be the only sounds in that room.
A while back when I went to the water park like everyday I would always get boners from the younger girls there. There's a huge difference from seeing a preteen on your computer and one in real life. Literally could not stop myself from getting boners even when I was standing near one while waiting to go down a slide. Hell, I can still feel my dick kind of tingle and start to get hard whenever I'm near a girl that age even if they aren't in a swimsuit or anything. Never happens with older girls. Just 9-11 year olds, right as they're starting to develop.
>>9917116,2878 >I have a pretty specific fetish. Its guys fffffffaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggggg
anyone else watch linus tech tips?
NEE LUNAR LUNAR NEE LUNAR LUNAR
back when i was a kid i used to watch greased lightning with my grandma and i really liked how the greasers hair looked so i asked my grandma how they made it happen and she said they put grease in their hair so i then rubbed an entire tub of vaseline into my hair
feelio when gay is there any reason for me to continue living?
I'm falling but no matter how hard I hit the ground I'll still smile
these normies man these FUCKING normies
feel when molested
>>9917116,2886 sometimes
>>9917116,2886 he sounds like a pussy little wite boi think hed enjoy getting cucked
this is the blog thread NOT the pedo thread so stop being freaks
any wbros wanna colonize antarctica with me there's a whole portion of it not claimed by any country we could live in a utopia..
>>9917116,2896 How would a bunch of virgins who can't even look someone in the eye survive in the harshest climate on Earth?
>>9917116,2897 uhm...
>>9917116,2897 we have tons of blubber to go around
>>9917116,2899 im not fat
>>9917116,2900 then why are you here skinnyboi
I'm 185 pounds
>>9917116,2902 if you're under 6 foot you're a fatass
im 160lbs and 6 feet tall i used to be 230 when i was a kid though
>>9917116,2903 no bully
>>9917116,2904 You were an obese kid. I'm 6'3" and 210 and I'm chubby.
I'm below 5'9
>>9917116,2907 that manlet feel
5'9 170lbs
feel when manlet and borderline underweight
HERE WE GO GOOD TO GO
>>9917116,2909 I'm 5'9" and 92kg
>>9917116,2912 holy fucking fatass why is the moon posting on the w
found an old weighing scale and it said im 51 kg am i going to die i never could reach 60 kg in my life though
>>9917116,2914 only if your not a short asian girl
>>9917116,2913 Fuck you asshole
warosu is full of larders lol
new thread pls
im so horny i cant stand it
>>9917116,2917 i told you >>9917116,2899
Is the book of malazan any good?
How can I convince a single mom to let me have access to her daughterus? I'm talking to one right now.
>>9917116,2915 im short (by western standard) and asian
>>9917116,2922 did you try asking her
>>9917116,2922 Just fuck the mom dude you don't need to go jail
>>9917116,2922 Hmmm so I mentioned it first thing and she wasn't creeped out by it? Just said "So how are you" and "cool cool". I was expecting "fuck off".
>>9917116,2925 I'm not doing anybody I'm just experimenting.
>>9917116,2922 Go HH on her d00d then have her die 'accidentally'
>>9917116,2928 epic reference dude
>>9917116,2926 ask her over for drinks after you fuck her a couple of times she wont know youre a pedo
>>9917116,2918 take your pick dude >>11871662 >>11738154 >>11366180 >>11541621 >>11262084 >>11100516
she logged off oh well...
white power
I want to learn to hunt but I'm scared. I looked up my county and there's a one-time course you have to take to get a license. I know it's going to be filled with turbo norms so that's why I'm scared, even though I'm in a California suburb. It's this friday, maybe I'll ask my mom to take me, it's only $10.
>>9917116,2934 No, John, YOU are the turbo norm.
>>9917116,2935 Uhmmmm....? I just want to live out my fantasies about of hunting rabbits in the desert to survive until I fade out of life and pass away peacefully and my body degrades naturally...
>>9917116,2936 Right. I don't see how any of that relates to anime. There's the door, normal[i]fuck.
>>9917116,2937 Uh.. this isn't the anime board. This is the official blogging thread where we blog about our NEET lives... If I hunt rabbits to survive I wont need a job now will I..
are there peopel who uniroincally still watch nanime
>>9917116,2938 All a real otaku wants is a quiet, comfortable place from which to observe 2D. A normalbitch like yourself wouldn't know that though, would he?
>>9917116,2940 who subhuman retard here
>>9917116,2941 You, apparently.
>>9917116,2934 Where is it? Maybe I can go if it's in southern cali
>>9917116,2939 YES ME!
>>9917116,2941 hi
who want to fuck? i m in colorado, denver metro area
>>9917116,2943 Ventura
>>9917116,2947 Seems kind of far Do you have the name of the place? I might call or go but friday is the day i need to go to school and get my check
ARE THERE ACTUALLY NORMALFAGGOTS ARRANGING A MEET UP THROUGH HERE??!?!?!?!?!?!>>????!?!?
>>9917116,2948 Are you planning on killing me?..
>>9917116,2950 No I'm in the orange county area of SoCal way too far to drive over where you are unless you want to habe a sleep ober
>>9917116,2952 Uh, dude?..
this guy is literally having a mental breakdown holy fC*CK
bump lol
stop trying to steal my meme
>>9917116,721 ...stop looking at my ass. You only have one (1) picture of it.
>>9917116,2765 back
>>9917116,2980 where were you?
>>9917116,2981 jail
>>9917116,2982 for what?
>>9917116,2983 distribution
>>9917116,2984 of child abuse material?
>>9917116,2985 All I'm goinf to say is [i]riddin round with that Nino
>>9917116,2986 die child fiddler
>>9917116,2984 are you the guy in the louis theroux documentary
>>9917116,2987 I'm no expert but I think "Nino" is gang slang for cocaine
>>9917116,2989 Its a gang thang
>>9917116,2990
i literally cannot go to sleep when i'm hungry i have to eat something no matter what the cost
>>9917116,2997 same
>>9917116,1165 So uhm...if anyone remembers or cares I made $850 total before I got bored in 2015 and then I tried it again last year july 2017 to december I made a total of $1200 in passive income then I stopped. I've basically perfected the passive income meme but I'm not gonna do it anymore (for now) because it took me an entire month to make a product.
>>9917116,578 uh haha
>>9917116,3000 lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
holy FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkk
u can't make this shit up