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10055143 No.10055143 [Reply] [Original]

If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?

>> No.10055153

>>10055143
No, morality comes from moratrons.

>> No.10055158

Epin joke lel XDDDD

>> No.10055170

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? xD

>> No.10055174
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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replies, "No charge."

>> No.10055185
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10055185

I've been reading a book about anti-gravity all day. I just can't put it down.

>> No.10055188
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10055188

by that same logic, moe comes from moetrons

>> No.10055201

>>10055185
>>10055174
>>10055143
These jokes are so epic

>> No.10055204
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Then mods are modrons?

>> No.10055210
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10055210

Who's Mystia's father?
Jack Sparrow

>> No.10055211
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10055211

two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. one says, 'I think I've lost an electron.' the other says 'Are you sure?' the first says, 'Yes, I'm positive...'

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10055217

A tengu once framed an italian for comitting a heinous crime. when the police arrived on the scene and asked him what happened, he responded, "Aya did it!" and was promptly arrested.

>> No.10055218

>>10055211
Hahahahaa

>> No.10055229
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10055229

Sakuya was dusting the Scarlet Devil Mansion, and Remilia told her she needed to dust out the clocktower. Sakuya said, "No way, I'm done dusting, there's no way I'm dusting out that clock tower." So, Remilia told her "If you don't dust out the clock tower I will fight you!" Sakuya replies, "Okay, but if I win, I don't have to dust out the clock tower."

Well needless to say, Sakuya cleaned Remilia's clock.

>> No.10055220
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10055220

The best thing about UDP jokes is that I don't care if you get them or not :-)

>> No.10055221

>>10055143
>>10055174
>>10055185
>>10055211
your so funny patchy :-D

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>>10055220

>> No.10055227

>>10055211
There actually was a thread like this on /sci/ a while back, still chuckled though, even if I knew it.

>> No.10055238

The other day I was seriously constipated. My guts were about to explode and I though I was going to die. I gathered a Mountain of Faith and went to the bathroom. I pushed hard but nothing happened, my stomach started aching and I was scared. Focusing my Immaterial and Missing Power I pushed so hard my face turned so red I looked like the Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, my anus opened like the gates of hell and an Undefined Fantastic Object came out so hard blood splashed everywhere like a Perfect Cherry Blossom. The shit pierced through the floor and smashed the underground so hard it caused Subterranean Animism. It was so painful that since that day my Ten Desires to Santa every year are to never again experience a constipation like the one I had at that Imperishable Night.

>> No.10055239

>>10055229
What's the joke?

>> No.10055255

Can Satori read your mind?
Of Koishi can!

You want to pat the Okuu?
Okuurse you can!

When Youmu needs to go potty Youmusn't look.

I recently started work, now I'm always running Eirins.

Kogasa managed to get a book published,
They sold so surprisingly well they made an entire kogasaga out of it.

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When I see a sight like this.
My blood pressure just keeps reisen higher and higher!

What is Kaguya's favourite brand of cereal?
Reisen bran!

>> No.10055265

>>10055238
>>10055255
>>10055263
Oh god please stop it hurts

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>>10055265
Wanna hear a joke?

Youkai's rights

>> No.10055272

>>10055271
JHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.10055276

>>10055229

I do not understand the joke.

>> No.10055293

>>10055276
>>10055239
For those of you unfamiliar with these old sayings, to "clean your clock" means to beat you up, thrash you, etc.

Curiously, the first citation for the whole phrase "clean someone's clock" comes only in 1959, but we can assume it had been around for awhile before that.
Even with all this evidence tying faces and punches together, I must say that there is another possible source for "clean someone's clock." In railroad slang, an engineer who applies the train's air brakes in an emergency is said to "clean the clock" or "wipe the gauge" as the speedometer needle drops to zero. It seems logical that such a graphic metaphor would be the perfect way to describe stopping an opponent in his tracks, and even if this is not the source of the phrase, it may have contributed to its popularization.

Having to explain jokes to stupid people makes them unfunny.

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An Archaeologist is a person whose career lies in ruins.

>> No.10055299

>>10055204
Whatever happened to those guys?
Have they appeared in any recent editions of anything?

>> No.10055302

>>10055293

woah what

i thought clock was a euphemism for cock

boy do I feel stupid now

>> No.10055306

>>10055302
>i thought clock was a euphemism for cock
Wow, really?

>> No.10055315

>>10055306
>Wow, really?
ya really

>> No.10055335

>>10055315
You're pretty stupid, aren't you?

>> No.10055345

>>10055335
>You're pretty stupid, aren't you?
nein

>> No.10055347

>>10055345
That's not what I have seen.

>> No.10055349

Why do computer scientists always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25!

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